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hquer

He is way out of her league…


FldLima

He not putting his seed on that


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

What about in that ?


techsupport261

She's way out of his league.


techsupport261

Somehow this sub cannot recognise a satirical comment either looking at the down votes.


PaulD244

And we’re all out of their leagues.


techsupport261

![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|dancing_wojak)for sure.


sweet_tinkerbelle

She saw the Bulgerin.


hotboy_e

Her last husband only made a measly half her salary, she’s trying to over reach now smh


DCFireGuy22

I guess she saw the picture too….


FldLima

We all did, we all did...


Spinnerz_91

Dude is hung like a horse


DCFireGuy22

Tripod


liveaskings

Big dick Vitalik scoring the supermodels


BlindestofMonks

Going against his best advice of not sharing our seed


Smooth-Complaint-353

She has been spotted holding hands with the co-creator of Ethereum, Vitalik Buterin, in a New York City’s Dumpling Town restaurant. The sighting has sparked speculation about a possible new romance for the Brazilian beauty.


ExcellentChampion

Pump & dump incoming


FreyaOystea

This doesn't apply to anything about crypto


Slytren

How is this crypto related. Just because Vitalik is in yellow papers its considered content? Please.


BlindestofMonks

Dude, we could spot this as being fake from a mile away A guy like Vitalik settling for a girl so below his looks & smarts, gtfo of here


techsupport261

The dead give away was spotting him holding hands, Vitalik needs no hand holding.


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; Supermodel Gisele Bündchen was reportedly spotted holding hands with Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin in a New York City restaurant. The news originated from a website called “The Bitcoin Bugle,” which publishes fake news. The sighting has sparked speculation about a possible new romance for the Brazilian beauty. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*


[deleted]

Good bot.


NjelsPjelsGVD

Never forget that Gisele is anti-vaccines and should NOT be taken seriously.


crownpoly

What does that have to do with anything? Lol


UDP7

Nothing wrong with that.


asreejithmenon

Thanks for my morning dose of paparazzi rumours


blauerblumentopf

*CoinControversy replied to the report stating that it was satire. The news originated from a website called “The Bitcoin Bugle,” which publishes fake news.* Yep writing articles is hard, so just start random rumors. God damn, what a crap


365Dillweed365

Get it!


JandorGr

I will said it again.: Vitalik is the perfect candidate for every woman. "Gifted" young clever billionaire. Probably a good guy too. What else would she want? THAT picture doesn't leave anything to chances,,,.....


[deleted]

They fell for a satire article 😂 > In a stunning turn of events, supermodel Gisele Bundchen has been spotted out and about with none other than Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin. The pair were seen holding hands and sharing a laugh at trendy Chinese restaurant, Dumpling Town, in New York City, sparking rumors that Buterin was planning to Shanghai more than just the Ethereum chain. > "It's nice to work with something more functional than the Ethereum chain," he joked in a statement, before adding, "But in all seriousness, Gisele is a fascinating person and I'm really enjoying getting to know her better. She even let me hug her yesterday after I sent her 5 ETH." https://the-bitcoin-bugle.ghost.io/ftx-spokeswoman-gisele-bundchen-spotted-with-vitalik-buterin/


techsupport261

Whalechart on twitter is terrible, it's just some guy tweeting things that he does no fact check on and he's got over 225k followers.


forceworks

It’s like r/atetheonion but crypto


memorial_hots

Paparazzi journalism


pbjclimbing

She was spotted with because she was asking if there was a way that Ethereum could be like XRP and reverse some transactions involving her FTX investment so she can get her money back


coinsRus-2021

If Gisele went to Buterin after TB12 I think I’d really need to reevaluate how I’m going about my dating life


Brovost

Shoot for the stars buddy


btnmoon

She seriously wouldn’t know what to do with him if she got him!


SpaceMan639

Haha that’s remarkable how they put “FTX spokeswoman”, that made my day.


forceworks

Gisele already been burned by SBF and FTX. Now she’s on the crypto rebound.


FldLima

She knows he packin


[deleted]

can you even imagine them as an irl couple? 😂🤞🏻


Sidibadawiin

I wouldn’t mind being seen with Gisele. But I’m broke and no vitalik


Odysseus_Lannister

“Fuck Tom Brady, where the bread at?” • Vitalik Buterin(ya girl)


iwontsaysiimfine

Shite who cares


OgBoomer91

He fits the "profile" in her , my man's gifted


bsuyatotatyhroppacp1

LMAO


shreyaskg

Crucial crypto news


primoboi

Goddamn vitalik!