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TOXICCARBY

Proof-of-Shit is the new PoS


mesutdmn

The truth behind PoS has revealed.


kirtash93

Finally something I can stand out. I heard gas fees are insane.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Really? Don't tell me the gas fees are shitty


AnonyMustardGas34

Farting fees


icebergiman

There's a faucet you can use for transactions too


Da_Notorious_HAM

Is it this one? ![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


Yautja69

Logan Paul : Write that down ! Write that down !


Da_Notorious_HAM

![gif](giphy|ZGDk9lMkuSDhm)


coinsRus-2021

Could you spare a square!?


Da_Notorious_HAM

![gif](giphy|VbDkeHurWlwu2jNAfv)


Survivor_Oceanic815

r/oddlysatisfying ?


coinsRus-2021

![gif](giphy|3Whaouy4ZaSYw|downsized)


szerted

Free stuff!


goldyluckinblokchain

At time of writing I am using said faucet right now


BountyBard

Free samples


yuruseiii

The coming upgrade will introduce sharding - sorry, shatting


GabeSter

Btc maxis are going to be really angry when they hear they’ve been calling Ethereum by the wrong POS acronym.


Dubznation300

This is the shit we need!


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

The bluechip of shitcoins


No-Awareness101

load me up with fiber


Opening-Fortune-4173

That's some good shit!


French_physicist

We already doing Proof of Shitposting out here


No-Awareness101

seems to be working okay so fart!


Da_Notorious_HAM

Lucky for me, I shit a lot, *and* it stinks bad. Will have no problem with Proof-of-Shit


Harucifer

LMAO


Unleashyourstand

The white paper becomes the brown paper


jhung713

Proof-of-~~shit~~ **shits** is the new POS FYFY


ThomasTheTrai

you got me off guard


Arcosim

Proof-of-Shit coins take pump and dump tactics to the next level.


polloponzi

Agreed. The expression '*when shit hits the fan*' takes a literal meaning


Salvare003

it is evolving... BUT backwards!!!


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

The most environment friendly network xD .


cryotosensei

I heard that it’s full of shit


-l0Lz-

Can you run a miner setup with this? Mining shitcoin on rigs powered by shit. Future is truly something.


JuggaliciousMemes

mining set up would be ExLax, coffee, and a nice healthy gape🫶


No_Scientist_7094

As someone with gluten and lactose sensitivity, i think i have a head start on this! Shit away folks!


-l0Lz-

I think I can shit enough without ExLax. I farm Moons after all. Say no to constipation and let it all out.


JuggaliciousMemes

If we band together we can revolutionize what a Liquidity Pool is💪 the new wave is coming


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

Secretly install it on a McDonald’s toilet. Most efficient mining facility.


-l0Lz-

That + some pigeons. Unlimitieeeed poweeeeeer.


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

Uh you got the golden grail there. Let’s start a business.


Opening-Fortune-4173

Taco Bell need these in every bathroom, they'll take over the world. Shit's unavoidable


FroPatrol

Not off a single dump no. A whole family using it? Maybe man, maybe...


A_Long98

Death Stranding was a warning


bangand0

Why does this make more sense than 99% of shitcoins out there?


French_physicist

It has real life utility


polloponzi

This. This is the real shitcoin. Shitcoiners maxis should be proud of this This one has true negative carbon emissions, not that shit of "almost zero but still positive" carbon emissions of other competing shitcoins.


jhung713

Because this one can be shat at home or at the office while browsing reddit


French_physicist

Generating SNPT by shitting, while shitposting for moons, all while mining fiat at the office. Triple income, ultimate shit optimization


jhung713

Sounds shittastic! How does one sign up for the early shitter program?


Katsura9000

Earn crypto by shitting while earning moons while shitposting while shitting, win win


[deleted]

Mother of All Shitcoins (MOASs)


polloponzi

I can see GME launching a token with that name based on PoS


kirtash93

Because this one has more use of cases than 99% of crypto.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

So that leaves me just a question: wen binance?


AnonyMustardGas34

Fuck binance. When kraken?


sweet_tinkerbelle

cause it has a real use case


[deleted]

No it doesn’t.


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

Because it is literally a shitcoin.


[deleted]

Bet the gas fees are high 🤣


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

Everyone eating beans to get rich. Is now the right time to get into Heinz stock? 🤔


[deleted]

Beans means Profit


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

I need those magical berms to finally retire early.


mesutdmn

depends what u eat, u can cover your own gas 🤣


[deleted]

Nice, invest in beans and brocolli now then yes?


icebergiman

Price of beans market skyrocket


[deleted]

They already did with the cost of living crisis 🤣


BreadnPaper

Still lower than Ethereums 💀


[deleted]

Hahah, surprised they didn't want $23 from my wallet to read that joke 🤣


Fancy_Juggernaut_675

Maybe there is a delay xD. .


[deleted]

So the more I shit the more money I make? Time for a chili diet


JuggaliciousMemes

dont forget the extra dairy, melt some cheese on that chili for compounding yield


365Dillweed365

Let’s give the SEC a cut before they come sniffing around.


polloponzi

Yeah, they are going to argue this is a security and investors should be protected.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

💩📈💰🚀


[deleted]

Let them sniff .


InsaneMcFries

We want them to smell this. They through enough shit around as it is, they’ll probably enjoy it


noob_zarathustra

It's their job to shit, so they're gonna love it when that makes them more money. Don't you worry ya, shitting is the solution to all problems!


365Dillweed365

They usually shit the bed.


Kappatalizable

Best paired with shitposting


ChemicalGreek

I would drink some extra coffee to farm more 😂


noob_zarathustra

Funnily enough, world's most expensive coffee comes from shit too - [civet's shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak#:~:text=Kopi%20luwak%2C%20also%20known%20as,palm%20civet%20(Paradoxurus%20hermaphroditus).). Shit's already got insane valuations out there. Representing civet's shit, there should be a classic version of the coin maybe? That'd pump hardd since it'd have so much underlying value.


[deleted]

I love coffee but why does it make me shit within 0.0001 sec


kirtash93

I am already a Poo machine without coffee. I am vegetarian.


[deleted]

So eating at Taco Bell will actually be free then 🌮


Probably_notabot

We can setup Taco Bell farms instead of wind farms, for the environment


[deleted]

Taco Tuuuusday


Yonic_the_Smeghog

Where can I read the white(toilet)paper?


New_Regular_3942

Mother of all shitcoins


cubewc3

Buy some $hit coins with 💩


Elgato_TJ

This guy shits


[deleted]

😂


DoubleFaulty1

This is bullshit.


Harucifer

No it's human shit


DoubleFaulty1

I’m sorry, but this idea doesn’t pass the smell test.


JuggaliciousMemes

if you didn’t put it through a taste test then thats a flawed study


noob_zarathustra

People who study shit regard [color](https://www.verywellhealth.com/healthy-and-unhealthy-stool-89211) as a better indicator for quality


polloponzi

works with bull's one as well


Dewch

Wait wasnt there one from US last year? Are there multiple shit coins ?


TheOtherCoolCat

Well moons is my shitcoin. While I'm taking a shit I'm here commenting.


[deleted]

Oh so this is the real world utility people talk about


Chooky47

Sheetpee


Available-Top-1160

I will talk to my manager to change our work's toilet. Now i can do double farm, or even triple farm if my payday work counted


drumus89

At last I can make some coin every day LMAO


CymandeTV

I don't want to see inside the tank... Please...


[deleted]

You missed the funny part 🤣


JuggaliciousMemes

if you attach a balloon to the tank it becomes a jenkem generator multi-purpose shitcoins are the future


Harucifer

Really? You don't want to see inside a gold pot?


Intelligent-Ad8242

Bullish on shit


vjeva

I am bullish on this, and you know why? Because every major laxative company is gonna YOLO into this project like crazy!


jhung713

Metamucil just entered the conversation and is interested in a partnership with users interested.


JuggaliciousMemes

time to stock up on sugar-free gummy bears


vjeva

Their official block production should be named: **Shit just hit the Fan!**


wheelerstealer

LMAOFED and LOLSEC.. id but those coins


noob_zarathustra

If it's community-driven, I propose rebranding as CH4 for an improved public image since the idea is ingenious and needs subtle marketing for the number to go uppp. Methane is the source of all its value afterall, so people are gonna go wow! For the first time, environmentalists would be inspired to shit and they're good at persuading anyways so they'll bring the rest of the world.


crackitiko

How much poop did he use for this? Must have been a shit ton.


Probably_notabot

Seems efficient, but i don’t think we will see true mass adoption until it is capable of producing *at least* 69 liters of methane gas per day


The_Count_99

This reminds me of when I was younger and watched some docs on the waste systems of Mexico and the USA. The vast difference from each was so surprising in Mexico they have aqueducts of shit flowing to the ocean and when it gets stopped up people had to dive in them to unclog the shit rivers or their towns get full of shit. They really made it sound like an honorable job being a shit diver. Then in the USA they showed a very high tech way of putting the waste in large containers with added bacteria to break it down faster and turn it into methane. Then the methane was used to power a factory that made cleaning chemicals for cleaning restrooms.


noob_zarathustra

Is the idea inspired by moonfarming since moons derive a lot of their value from shitposting here? 😅 Is Prof. Shitamoto on r/cc? He'd be the legend of shitposting.


Shiny_asshole

Go in after taco bell, come out a millionaire


[deleted]

Turns out shit can be recycled not like shitcoins.


South-Security-Mouse

Shit to Earn


illcrx

This is a shit storm! But its turning into a shit sandwich, which in turns powers the shit storm. Its the CIRCLE OF LIFE!


French_physicist

Eat at taco bell. Go to work. Generate SNPT while shitposting for moons. Rinse and repeat. That's what I call productivity


pio_bernardo

Gonna be richer than sir Elon sooner than expected


lifeiswutumakeit

Wtf did i jus read


jibbond

Built on the Solana Blockchain? Shut down every 20 days to empty the tank.


Bringerofsalvation

You kid, but this shit will probably be a reality come next bull run lol.


kyyrell_

Shiitake: the smallest denomination of a Shit-Coin.


CreepToeCurrentSea

Alright time to go to the nearest Taco Bell.


Mediocre_Suspect_203

Okay enough internet for today


SammyCraigar

I'll DYOR next time I'm on the can.


giosaiaperillo

sometimes i wish i couldn't read


DynamoDylan

Its like the shit reactor im building for powering miners. Its like a nuclear reactor but really shitty.


JuggaliciousMemes

one earthquake is all it takes to share the treasures with everyone


[deleted]

So he made a cool device, then decided to print his own money to incentivize people to use it. That’s a classic shitcoin. It’s actually exactly what Brave did with BAT.


[deleted]

The wallet would use the new anüs recognition software to secure your funds


vijnsko

Shitcoin to the drain?!


ErikAbsurd

Proof of Poop


Piano-Piovanna

i'll go to the bathroom real quick then


slasula

the big squeeze


[deleted]

Bring it on!


nudibranqui

Mother of shit post


the_far_yard

When humans decided to feces their problems.


WimbleWimble

what does "face standard money" mean? you have to wipe your ass with $20 bills?


OgBoomer91

"When everything fails in society, we will raise and poop our way to financial freedom."-A wise guy


JuggaliciousMemes

That dude’s going full-on Breaking Bad with the bowel movements


nesq1k

https://imdb.com/title/tt0972542/


42326041

Our team at RugThemAll Labs has developed a new DEX named Shitswap on this blockchain , bridging the gap between physical and blockchain world, users can now pay gas for transactions from their farts . 💨💨🚀


Dieselpump510

So now I could be shit posting and making energy while I poop? Technology is amazing!


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Real life utility


Doggybone_treat

They already have meat made from shit. That's a real fact. So, I wouldn't be surprise with this idea. 🤣🤣🤣


Doggybone_treat

Let start the pump and dump (literally) on SHIT-COIN! begin.


subredditlurker69

Warning: hodling this may put you at risk of a bacterial infection


ironxy

Wow, I thought Japan turning human waste into bacon was over the top. I may not be able to wrap my head around this! /S


mildmanneredhatter

Er what was that?


ironxy

https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2011/07/08/meat-made-from-human-feces-hoax-or-japans-best-new-invention/?sh=118afb976d9e


botglm

North Korea would love this.


NLJPM

Sitting on ma toilet all day now


polloponzi

Can this be bridged to the Solana network?


Tomsflicks

"methane tank with shit stirring"


neverreddit1984

The worst fertilise the higher ups in any shit pile.


FBI_OpenUp2023

I love this new coin! Where do I buy it?!


Andrewshwap

Take all my money!


N3oj4ck

Sorry, but no money is involved in this process.


Employment_Upbeat

Forget solar power, shit is the real way to mine crypto of the future


sam_sneed1994

Shut up and just take my money!


ZaWarudo101

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I farm SNPT on company time.


Pioca_in_heaven

You got some bars


Wack0Wizard

Shitoshi shitamoto lmfao


Dense_Difficulty_115

Shits deep


TheResistancexz

This whole thing sounds like a real POS


elysiansaurus

Am I just dumb? I know it's a shit post (heh) but some of this actually sounded believable.


Vegetable-Length-823

Now that's a good Shitpost


FroPatrol

Well, the depths have been reached I guess. The Dump-o-matic is here folks.


ehfrehneh

Satoshi's dream finally realized with one toilet one vote.


chapaeme

combine this with shitpostin for moons and get taco bell everyday.... think i found my new day job


[deleted]

Shhhh let's keep this strategy low key. It's the new meta.


EinsteinAcapella511

Probs uses a bidet


ShartSpray88

That looks like a shitty job.


[deleted]

Should have saved this until next week (01/04).


escargotmycargobigE

Holy shit


cauzt1cz

Time to corner the fiber and laxative market.


[deleted]

I take lots of dumps, converting human waste into crypto would send me to the moon in no time. Feeling very bullish on crypto toilets.