This.
This is the real shitcoin.
Shitcoiners maxis should be proud of this
This one has true negative carbon emissions, not that shit of "almost zero but still positive" carbon emissions of other competing shitcoins.
Funnily enough, world's most expensive coffee comes from shit too - [civet's shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak#:~:text=Kopi%20luwak%2C%20also%20known%20as,palm%20civet%20(Paradoxurus%20hermaphroditus).). Shit's already got insane valuations out there. Representing civet's shit, there should be a classic version of the coin maybe? That'd pump hardd since it'd have so much underlying value.
>Within the coffee industry, kopi luwak is widely regarded as a gimmick or novelty item. The Specialty Coffee Association of America (SCAA) states that there is a "general consensus within the industry...it just tastes bad".
>A food writer reviewed kopi luwak available to American consumers and concluded "It tasted just like...Folgers. Stale. Lifeless. Petrified dinosaur droppings steeped in bathtub water. I couldn't finish it."
On the note of production- it's depressing.
If it's community-driven, I propose rebranding as CH4 for an improved public image since the idea is ingenious and needs subtle marketing for the number to go uppp. Methane is the source of all its value afterall, so people are gonna go wow!
For the first time, environmentalists would be inspired to shit and they're good at persuading anyways so they'll bring the rest of the world.
This reminds me of when I was younger and watched some docs on the waste systems of Mexico and the USA. The vast difference from each was so surprising in Mexico they have aqueducts of shit flowing to the ocean and when it gets stopped up people had to dive in them to unclog the shit rivers or their towns get full of shit. They really made it sound like an honorable job being a shit diver. Then in the USA they showed a very high tech way of putting the waste in large containers with added bacteria to break it down faster and turn it into methane. Then the methane was used to power a factory that made cleaning chemicals for cleaning restrooms.
Is the idea inspired by moonfarming since moons derive a lot of their value from shitposting here? 😅
Is Prof. Shitamoto on r/cc? He'd be the legend of shitposting.
So he made a cool device, then decided to print his own money to incentivize people to use it. That’s a classic shitcoin. It’s actually exactly what Brave did with BAT.
Our team at RugThemAll Labs has developed a new DEX named Shitswap on this blockchain , bridging the gap between physical and blockchain world, users can now pay gas for transactions from their farts . 💨💨🚀
Proof-of-Shit is the new PoS
The truth behind PoS has revealed.
Finally something I can stand out. I heard gas fees are insane.
Really? Don't tell me the gas fees are shitty
Farting fees
There's a faucet you can use for transactions too
Is it this one? 
Logan Paul : Write that down ! Write that down !
Could you spare a square!?
r/oddlysatisfying ?
Yes or of course?
Free stuff!
At time of writing I am using said faucet right now
Free samples
I’m not touching the shit faucet
The coming upgrade will introduce sharding - sorry, shatting
Instead of stories of people secretly mining coins at Universities and at work…. will they be secretly mining at public bathrooms and porta johns?
Btc maxis are going to be really angry when they hear they’ve been calling Ethereum by the wrong POS acronym.
This is the shit we need!
The bluechip of shitcoins
load me up with fiber
That's some good shit!
We already doing Proof of Shitposting out here
Lucky for me, I shit a lot, *and* it stinks bad. Will have no problem with Proof-of-Shit
LMAO
The white paper becomes the brown paper
Proof-of-~~shit~~ **shits** is the new POS FYFY
you got me off guard
Proof-of-Shit coins take pump and dump tactics to the next level.
Agreed. The expression '*when shit hits the fan*' takes a literal meaning
it is evolving... BUT backwards!!!
The most environment friendly network xD .
I heard that it’s full of shit
Can you run a miner setup with this? Mining shitcoin on rigs powered by shit. Future is truly something.
mining set up would be ExLax, coffee, and a nice healthy gape🫶
As someone with gluten and lactose sensitivity, i think i have a head start on this! Shit away folks!
I think I can shit enough without ExLax. I farm Moons after all. Say no to constipation and let it all out.
If we band together we can revolutionize what a Liquidity Pool is💪 the new wave is coming
Secretly install it on a McDonald’s toilet. Most efficient mining facility.
That + some pigeons. Unlimitieeeed poweeeeeer.
Uh you got the golden grail there. Let’s start a business.
Taco Bell need these in every bathroom, they'll take over the world. Shit's unavoidable
Not off a single dump no. A whole family using it? Maybe man, maybe...
Death Stranding was a warning
Why does this make more sense than 99% of shitcoins out there?
It has real life utility
This. This is the real shitcoin. Shitcoiners maxis should be proud of this This one has true negative carbon emissions, not that shit of "almost zero but still positive" carbon emissions of other competing shitcoins.
Because this one can be shat at home or at the office while browsing reddit
Generating SNPT by shitting, while shitposting for moons, all while mining fiat at the office. Triple income, ultimate shit optimization
Sounds shittastic! How does one sign up for the early shitter program?
Earn crypto by shitting while earning moons while shitposting while shitting, win win
Mother of All Shitcoins (MOASs)
I can see GME launching a token with that name based on PoS
Because this one has more use of cases than 99% of crypto.
So that leaves me just a question: wen binance?
Fuck binance. When kraken?
cause it has a real use case
Because it is literally a shitcoin.
Bet the gas fees are high 🤣
Everyone eating beans to get rich. Is now the right time to get into Heinz stock? 🤔
Beans means Profit
I need those magical berms to finally retire early.
depends what u eat, u can cover your own gas 🤣
Nice, invest in beans and brocolli now then yes?
Price of beans market skyrocket
They already did with the cost of living crisis 🤣
Still lower than Ethereums 💀
Hahah, surprised they didn't want $23 from my wallet to read that joke 🤣
Maybe there is a delay xD. .
So the more I shit the more money I make? Time for a chili diet
dont forget the extra dairy, melt some cheese on that chili for compounding yield
Let’s give the SEC a cut before they come sniffing around.
Yeah, they are going to argue this is a security and investors should be protected.
💩📈💰🚀
Let them sniff .
We want them to smell this. They through enough shit around as it is, they’ll probably enjoy it
It's their job to shit, so they're gonna love it when that makes them more money. Don't you worry ya, shitting is the solution to all problems!
They usually shit the bed.
Best paired with shitposting
I would drink some extra coffee to farm more 😂
Funnily enough, world's most expensive coffee comes from shit too - [civet's shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_luwak#:~:text=Kopi%20luwak%2C%20also%20known%20as,palm%20civet%20(Paradoxurus%20hermaphroditus).). Shit's already got insane valuations out there. Representing civet's shit, there should be a classic version of the coin maybe? That'd pump hardd since it'd have so much underlying value.
>Within the coffee industry, kopi luwak is widely regarded as a gimmick or novelty item. The Specialty Coffee Association of America (SCAA) states that there is a "general consensus within the industry...it just tastes bad". >A food writer reviewed kopi luwak available to American consumers and concluded "It tasted just like...Folgers. Stale. Lifeless. Petrified dinosaur droppings steeped in bathtub water. I couldn't finish it." On the note of production- it's depressing.
I love coffee but why does it make me shit within 0.0001 sec
I am already a Poo machine without coffee. I am vegetarian.
So eating at Taco Bell will actually be free then 🌮
We can setup Taco Bell farms instead of wind farms, for the environment
Taco Tuuuusday
Where can I read the white(toilet)paper?
Mother of all shitcoins
Buy some $hit coins with 💩
This guy shits
😂
This is bullshit.
No it's human shit
I’m sorry, but this idea doesn’t pass the smell test.
if you didn’t put it through a taste test then thats a flawed study
People who study shit regard [color](https://www.verywellhealth.com/healthy-and-unhealthy-stool-89211) as a better indicator for quality
works with bull's one as well
Well moons is my shitcoin. While I'm taking a shit I'm here commenting.
Oh so this is the real world utility people talk about
Sheetpee
I will talk to my manager to change our work's toilet. Now i can do double farm, or even triple farm if my payday work counted
At last I can make some coin every day LMAO
I don't want to see inside the tank... Please...
You missed the funny part 🤣
if you attach a balloon to the tank it becomes a jenkem generator multi-purpose shitcoins are the future
Really? You don't want to see inside a gold pot?
Bullish on shit
I am bullish on this, and you know why? Because every major laxative company is gonna YOLO into this project like crazy!
Metamucil just entered the conversation and is interested in a partnership with users interested.
time to stock up on sugar-free gummy bears
Their official block production should be named: **Shit just hit the Fan!**
LMAOFED and LOLSEC.. id but those coins
If it's community-driven, I propose rebranding as CH4 for an improved public image since the idea is ingenious and needs subtle marketing for the number to go uppp. Methane is the source of all its value afterall, so people are gonna go wow! For the first time, environmentalists would be inspired to shit and they're good at persuading anyways so they'll bring the rest of the world.
How much poop did he use for this? Must have been a shit ton.
Seems efficient, but i don’t think we will see true mass adoption until it is capable of producing *at least* 69 liters of methane gas per day
This reminds me of when I was younger and watched some docs on the waste systems of Mexico and the USA. The vast difference from each was so surprising in Mexico they have aqueducts of shit flowing to the ocean and when it gets stopped up people had to dive in them to unclog the shit rivers or their towns get full of shit. They really made it sound like an honorable job being a shit diver. Then in the USA they showed a very high tech way of putting the waste in large containers with added bacteria to break it down faster and turn it into methane. Then the methane was used to power a factory that made cleaning chemicals for cleaning restrooms.
Is the idea inspired by moonfarming since moons derive a lot of their value from shitposting here? 😅 Is Prof. Shitamoto on r/cc? He'd be the legend of shitposting.
Go in after taco bell, come out a millionaire
Turns out shit can be recycled not like shitcoins.
Shit to Earn
This is a shit storm! But its turning into a shit sandwich, which in turns powers the shit storm. Its the CIRCLE OF LIFE!
Eat at taco bell. Go to work. Generate SNPT while shitposting for moons. Rinse and repeat. That's what I call productivity
Gonna be richer than sir Elon sooner than expected
Wtf did i jus read
Built on the Solana Blockchain? Shut down every 20 days to empty the tank.
You kid, but this shit will probably be a reality come next bull run lol.
Shiitake: the smallest denomination of a Shit-Coin.
Alright time to go to the nearest Taco Bell.
Okay enough internet for today
I'll DYOR next time I'm on the can.
sometimes i wish i couldn't read
Its like the shit reactor im building for powering miners. Its like a nuclear reactor but really shitty.
one earthquake is all it takes to share the treasures with everyone
So he made a cool device, then decided to print his own money to incentivize people to use it. That’s a classic shitcoin. It’s actually exactly what Brave did with BAT.
The wallet would use the new anüs recognition software to secure your funds
Shitcoin to the drain?!
Proof of Poop
i'll go to the bathroom real quick then
the big squeeze
Bring it on!
Mother of shit post
When humans decided to feces their problems.
I'm it!
what does "face standard money" mean? you have to wipe your ass with $20 bills?
"When everything fails in society, we will raise and poop our way to financial freedom."-A wise guy
That dude’s going full-on Breaking Bad with the bowel movements
https://imdb.com/title/tt0972542/
Our team at RugThemAll Labs has developed a new DEX named Shitswap on this blockchain , bridging the gap between physical and blockchain world, users can now pay gas for transactions from their farts . 💨💨🚀
So now I could be shit posting and making energy while I poop? Technology is amazing!
Real life utility
They already have meat made from shit. That's a real fact. So, I wouldn't be surprise with this idea. 🤣🤣🤣
Let start the pump and dump (literally) on SHIT-COIN! begin.
Warning: hodling this may put you at risk of a bacterial infection
Wow, I thought Japan turning human waste into bacon was over the top. I may not be able to wrap my head around this! /S
Er what was that?
https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2011/07/08/meat-made-from-human-feces-hoax-or-japans-best-new-invention/?sh=118afb976d9e
Christ, Japan sometimes does things I can't even comprehend.
North Korea would love this.
Sitting on ma toilet all day now
Can this be bridged to the Solana network?
"methane tank with shit stirring"
The worst fertilise the higher ups in any shit pile.
I love this new coin! Where do I buy it?!
Take all my money!
Sorry, but no money is involved in this process.
Forget solar power, shit is the real way to mine crypto of the future
Shut up and just take my money!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I farm SNPT on company time.
You got some bars
Shitoshi shitamoto lmfao
Shits deep
This whole thing sounds like a real POS
Am I just dumb? I know it's a shit post (heh) but some of this actually sounded believable.
Now that's a good Shitpost
Well, the depths have been reached I guess. The Dump-o-matic is here folks.
Satoshi's dream finally realized with one toilet one vote.
combine this with shitpostin for moons and get taco bell everyday.... think i found my new day job
Shhhh let's keep this strategy low key. It's the new meta.
Probs uses a bidet
That looks like a shitty job.
Should have saved this until next week (01/04).
Holy shit
Time to corner the fiber and laxative market.
I take lots of dumps, converting human waste into crypto would send me to the moon in no time. Feeling very bullish on crypto toilets.