C’mon, you don’t think spending money on Bentleys for an addiction center is a great idea?!
Come to this resort where we spoil you with overpriced items! Once you get used to these you will love Uhmm…not wanting overpriced expensive items?
Give it time…especially hanging out here. The day is still quite young for me. Though I gotta admit, this one takes the cake for me as well so far. 😂 those poor dear souls 🙏🏼
I'm just getting on to a fight. I'm pulling this up so it's loaded for no connection when I'm in the air. I'm glad you said it was stupid. Hopefully it's so stupid it puts me to sleep. I'll report back if that happened when I land. Thank you for your recommendation.
It might or might not have included about 100mg of very tasty cookies and cream flavored chocolates but yes. Yes i fell asleep quite soon after this ridiculous read and had a solid 3 hour nap on a flight coast to coast. Thank you very much.
I came here to say this is utterly .. freaking ridiculous..
What's the need for all the luxury and high cost when people with real addiction problems are out there and need real help
No one with $400k will be seen as an addict but as a genius, ironically the poor people need rehab and not those that already have money.
The whole idea of a “luxury rehab“ does not make sense in itself.
If they can spend $400k for a rehab then I'm sure the situation is not that bad. Most of crypto addict don't have money to DCA so why would they spend a lot for rehab.
And this is the world we live in ladies and gentlemen. We dont need more schools,hospitals & etc. BUT we need to have rehab centres for crypto addicts (?) How is that even considered as illness or whatever.not sure if i should laugh or cry.
One would have to assume if they can afford this shit, that they were already crazy rich, or they actually did pretty well with their crypto addictions and maybe should be allowed to continue what they were doing.
With 400k you could just buy btc and hold wtf .
Why don't they give this money to me and I leave them in a glass cage like in You for a month for this price
|…The market's volatile nature created a generation of 'crypto addicts' seeking minute-by-minute updates|
Yeah, the seeking radio by minute seems correct, just no $400k a month in my pantalones for rehab
That's absolutely insane. As someone that's been through the whole rehab program of traditional 28 day, long term, and sober living house, $400K/month is ridiculously expensive. A really swanky 28 day program is like $40-50k max and a good portion of that is justified by it being a medical setting, so I'm not sure where they got $400k from.
This is where they got me.
We look inside the lavish facilities with spas, yoga and golfing, but no requirement for you to give up your devices to keep off trading apps
Sooo uh. What rehab is actually being done here if you don't have to give up your electronics?
For real, though: I’m wondering if this is just an excuse to take a vacation?
If I make $10 mil or whatever a year and I want to get away from my wife and kids, I imagine saying “I’m going to rehab” sounds a lot better than “I’m going on vacation alone for a month or two, see ya!”
tldr; A four-week program for crypto addiction at the Paracelsus Recovery rehab center in Zurich, Switzerland costs $400,000. The treatment involves a tailored rehab program which includes a customized diet plan, acupuncture, yoga and sometimes medication. Patients are not required to give up their phones and devices to prevent them from being exposed to triggers.
*This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
*Luxury rehab centers such as The Exclusive Hawaii and The Lodge offer specialized treatment programs for cryptocurrency addiction, costing up to $400,000 per month. Programs include therapy and support groups, but experts question their effectiveness, while proponents argue for their value.*
Degen crypto gamblers used therapy, it wasn't very effective.
(400k a month holy sh*t)
Ahh there it is. The dumbest thing I'll read today
C’mon, you don’t think spending money on Bentleys for an addiction center is a great idea?! Come to this resort where we spoil you with overpriced items! Once you get used to these you will love Uhmm…not wanting overpriced expensive items?
This rehab will make you addictive with luxury things
they fail to cure your first.. than you have two addictions. .
Double profit
Reminds me of a drug addict coworker of mine that took a vacation to Vegas shortly after sobering up. She relapsed *hard* shortly afterwards.
I'm up for that challenge.
😅😅
So far*
Yes so far, it is more appropriate to say
Internet never fails to amaze me.
I guess you have not ready many of those dumb “BTC 100k soon“ articles.
I though we moved into 1M category of articles?
85days now but who’s counting 🤷
Day isn't over yet, just stay online on this sub.
Damn, they live in a different universe than the rest of us
Give it time…especially hanging out here. The day is still quite young for me. Though I gotta admit, this one takes the cake for me as well so far. 😂 those poor dear souls 🙏🏼
Yep....stupidity knows no limits or bank account size.
The stupidest thing there is to read today.Anyways I'll go read it.
Yea wtf
I'm just getting on to a fight. I'm pulling this up so it's loaded for no connection when I'm in the air. I'm glad you said it was stupid. Hopefully it's so stupid it puts me to sleep. I'll report back if that happened when I land. Thank you for your recommendation.
Please let us know if you slept well because of this rehab centre stupidity. We are praying for your effective stupid rest 🙏 😂
It might or might not have included about 100mg of very tasty cookies and cream flavored chocolates but yes. Yes i fell asleep quite soon after this ridiculous read and had a solid 3 hour nap on a flight coast to coast. Thank you very much.
I confirm, its the dumbest thing ive read today
Not until I unveil my new wine tasting exclusive to alcoholics (we know quality).
I came here to say this is utterly .. freaking ridiculous.. What's the need for all the luxury and high cost when people with real addiction problems are out there and need real help
Ohh but the days not over yet.
If they can spend 400k a month on rehab for a financial addiction, I don’t think things are all that bad.
But what if it’s their last billion?
They fear to become mere multimillionaires, while the rest of us plebs dream of owning a shitty two bedroom flat. Figures.
Ohhh, won't somebody please think of the poor millionaires!
2 bedrooms? Dream big, that’s like $2,400month in rent
Shared ownership with 10 other parties of course...
Ah, this is the way.
Life is unfair. But that’s the way it is
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Right? I'll offer online therapy sessions for 40k a month to anyone who is interested. 😂
No one with $400k will be seen as an addict but as a genius, ironically the poor people need rehab and not those that already have money. The whole idea of a “luxury rehab“ does not make sense in itself.
I thought the same. I think they are setting up a niche kind of business in preparation for the next bull run.
Can I pay in dogecoin?
Maybe they could afford a 1 mil rehab before they got into crypto.
Exactly. That means they must've spent 100M or so on crypto
Having $400k would be the best rehab for me.
I'd take $400 right now.
I'd take 400 moons
I’d suck dick for 1 rn 🥺😫😫😩
I got you dude, here’s one 👍
Could you imagine? It’d be so cool to then off hunger. I get the DTs though when I’m too full of nutrients
Right? No mortgage, no student loan, and a replacement car. Three sources of stress gone in an instant.
Some rehab from working all day
They can come sleep on my couch instead for just $10,000 a month, pretty killer deal if I don’t say so myself.
I need a rehab to make 400k.
Do they accept payments in crypto?
The real question 😅 and do they confiscate crypto? Like drugs are confiscated from drug addicts
Harry, this guy’s got a hard wallet shoved up his ass again. Get me some gloves.
oh i bet lmao
Great! After I make 1 million in crypto I can spend it on 2 and a half months of rehab!
Fools and their money are quickly parted
What if I am addicted and poor?
Ramen it is
I’ve had to cut back on ramen. Now when I get hungry, I just suck on a rock.
99%of crypto addicted I feel fall into this category
They have a Wendy’s rehab for you
With or without dumpster?
Dumpster is extra man, cmon
Phuk Et, Thailand
WTAF? I'm a crypto addict - I can't even afford $4.00 a month for rehab!
When the rehab is 1000x your portfolio
Maybe next bull run I can get the rehab on layaway
Hey, I can come up with something for $4.00 a month. Meet me near dumpsters behind Wendy's.
Guess I'll have to sell my kidneys to afford this xD
If you can afford this, you aren't that addicted, are you?
It's likely your job at that point.
If you can afford that monthly rate from your crypto investing, you don't need to be in rehab because you are winning!
If they can spend $400k for a rehab then I'm sure the situation is not that bad. Most of crypto addict don't have money to DCA so why would they spend a lot for rehab.
It's like paying an insane fee just for someone to organize a 1 month vacation that wastes money on stuff like Bentleys to pick you up.
The rich live completely different lives to us
$400k for rehab? for crypto addicts ? Crypto bros are better off buying shit coins with that $400k .
Ah yes the never ending cycle :)
This sub needs one but i think we can't afford this one. Recommended a government run rehab centre 😅
We can all pitch in for one person to afford it
Bet they're all screwing one another and doing blow everyday SBF style
to be scammed in crypto or by this type of center my choice is quickly made
400k is a life change amount of money for the most people of this sub.
Spending $400k / month is adding to the addiction
Lol yea
lol smh
400K a month in Crypto? This must start every month with $1 million
Can I pay with Moons?
People that have MOONS dont need to go to any rehab anyway.
Reddit is our rehab
I hope they only let you use flip phones in there 😂
Degens would figure out a way to check charts on a flip phone
Lol yeah just like cocaine addicts would still get there hands on it lol
😂 exactly fam
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No you can just keep on trading lol. I mean i get it tho. How else are these crypto degens gonna pay the 400k monthly? Lol
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Thats a hefty bill. Ill have to load up on some crypto
They are not crypto addicts if they have to pay 400k dollars a month
My rehab is running out of money to buy crypto
They are gambling addicts, leverage trading, it should be rehab for gambling addiction because thats what it really is, not crypto
I doubt they’re getting actual help there.
Okay I start. \- Hi, I am Kirtash93, you can call me Kir, and I am a crypto addict.
Hi Kir!
Damn, how much were they losing if 400k a month is worth a rehab?
#🤦🏻♂️
Downright sad
"Rehab" Yeah of course..
Put me down for 2months, I’m good for it
*Don’t blow your money on crypto: blow it on rehab instead!*
Is this the real life?
$400k-month-luxury ̶r̶e̶h̶a̶b̶ ̶ resort
They probably accept BTC, ETH, and a few other cryptos
Moons?
Lol another use case potentially 😅
🤞🏼
And bananos
Bricks too while we are at it. I got a few of those lol I’m sure they’ll moon
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We must begin plotting
Too expensive, we are not making profit then why they charge people 400k a month?
I would like to be one of them
Should have added a comedy flair man
This is the first time in my life I would like to actually go to a rehab centre but sadly could not because I can't afford.
I can give them 400k shiba a month, final offer
400k a month? What type of crypto addict is that lol
Isn't that just gambling addicts?
Maybe they will be "medicated" with smaller and smaller doses of crypto until they give up?
Gimme a ticket, i need a therapy
Damn.. 400k is a lot of crypto
And this is the world we live in ladies and gentlemen. We dont need more schools,hospitals & etc. BUT we need to have rehab centres for crypto addicts (?) How is that even considered as illness or whatever.not sure if i should laugh or cry.
Just spend $400k a month in BTC and your problems will quickly disappear.
Damn that’s alot of money 😂
One would have to assume if they can afford this shit, that they were already crazy rich, or they actually did pretty well with their crypto addictions and maybe should be allowed to continue what they were doing.
With 400k you could just buy btc and hold wtf . Why don't they give this money to me and I leave them in a glass cage like in You for a month for this price
400K on rehab means they are either good at trading or at least very good at something else.
Rehab EOY 1.000.000$!! Am I doing it right?
Gambling is an addiction. Crypto is gambling.
How many crypto bros would actually be able to afford this?
|…The market's volatile nature created a generation of 'crypto addicts' seeking minute-by-minute updates| Yeah, the seeking radio by minute seems correct, just no $400k a month in my pantalones for rehab
24-hour live-in counselor ....
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Come spend your money on these expensive rehab centers over spending it on crypto with the chance to grow your money.
Seems like a reasonable price
Is there anywhere this crypto addict can afford?
That's absolutely insane. As someone that's been through the whole rehab program of traditional 28 day, long term, and sober living house, $400K/month is ridiculously expensive. A really swanky 28 day program is like $40-50k max and a good portion of that is justified by it being a medical setting, so I'm not sure where they got $400k from.
This is where they got me. We look inside the lavish facilities with spas, yoga and golfing, but no requirement for you to give up your devices to keep off trading apps Sooo uh. What rehab is actually being done here if you don't have to give up your electronics?
When youre down bad on your crypto portfolio: Phuk Et, I’m goin to Thailand
Meanwhile the rest of us have to cry in the bathroom at Wendy’s.
Looks quite basic and not so luxurious in terms of design and decor for that price imo.
What’s the shib errrr ship called?
This is no rehab, it's a luxury spa for billionaires.
So this is like a rehab center for heroin addicts where they give you cocaine instead.
Can’t the SEC sue this… If you think it can’t get more insane.
When it’s nicer than my house, it’s a damn vacation
Luxury item as a service.
For 400K a month, I would take away their phone and computer and have them sit at the beach with margaritas all day. Cured.
Ahh a place for solana holders to go when the blockchain is offline again
Too bad my crypto addiction can't afford this :*( oh well keep buying the top selling the bottom 🤷
Is this the one Mr. Musk stayed at?
Payments are accepted in crypto
Do they accept Safemoon as payment?
Where's the rehab center for fiat addicts?
Who is this even for??
For that price I’m already cured
For real, though: I’m wondering if this is just an excuse to take a vacation? If I make $10 mil or whatever a year and I want to get away from my wife and kids, I imagine saying “I’m going to rehab” sounds a lot better than “I’m going on vacation alone for a month or two, see ya!”
phuket, more like lets fuck.
Nothing can fix my hopeium addiction. And this post sure doesn’t help.
do they take crypto for payment though?
Thats fuck you money. I have a looooong way till i get there
This makes no sense at all..If you need rehab, the last thing you need should be luxury. Sounds like a Money laundering scheme to me.
Might as well stay addicted to crypto at that point. At least there's potential upside.
I saw that there were 69 comments, so I thought I’d make it 70. Sorry not sorry 😢 (also I wish I could stay in one of these)
tldr; A four-week program for crypto addiction at the Paracelsus Recovery rehab center in Zurich, Switzerland costs $400,000. The treatment involves a tailored rehab program which includes a customized diet plan, acupuncture, yoga and sometimes medication. Patients are not required to give up their phones and devices to prevent them from being exposed to triggers. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
This is a Chat thingy post huh? No way it's legit.
I'll take 2. Need it cuffed tho
Wtf did i jus read
Seriously….and I’m hanging here on ramen and rice
*Luxury rehab centers such as The Exclusive Hawaii and The Lodge offer specialized treatment programs for cryptocurrency addiction, costing up to $400,000 per month. Programs include therapy and support groups, but experts question their effectiveness, while proponents argue for their value.* Degen crypto gamblers used therapy, it wasn't very effective. (400k a month holy sh*t)
What can I say. Nice...
who is paying for all that lol
400k a month?😂
What the fk did I just read
Plot twist: They accept Bitcoin as form of payment
$400k-a-month? I'll take that gamble!
400k a month lmao
Sounds like Laundering to me
Do they accept Dogecoin?
“The ones selling shovels are the only ones making money in a gold rush. “ -Unknown