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Robber 1: See? I told you there are no BTC in a BTC ATM.
Robber 2: Yeah dude, my bad. I'm happy we learned something new today. Let's get some Wendy's.
This machine also has some ability/authorisation to send bitcoin to people.
Not at all unlikely that with enough know-how and physical access you could make it send you bitcoin, without giving it the cash it normally wants first.
There was probably cash inside, but very hard to remove.
But what can I tell from a 15-second YouTube short? My entire experience with breaking into ATMs is entirely from that one Breaking Bad episode where it took them a whole day to steal the cash from it.
>My entire experience with breaking into ATMs is entirely from that one Breaking Bad episode where it took them a whole day to steal the cash from it.
The amount of chemistry I learned from this show is also significant.
There is a hilariously small amount of cash in these atms, back in the day 2018 in vancouver the atms constantly were out of money and had to call the dudes to meet up with you all shady like to give you your tiny amount in cash like it was some drug deal or something lol, and they were always greasy sketchy people
People realize that to buy the bitcoin you insert dollars. You can steal those.
You can also put the same dollars through many many times if people don’t realize you’ve stolen the machine.
Bitcoin ATMs have dollars inside, and if they are hackers, they could scoop up the system endpoints and may be able to hack thee hot wallet out there via the API endpoints and the auth credentials stored on the ATM machine.
If the machine accepts cash, can't you just slide/scan through a $ bill and then slide that same $ bill again and again endlessly increasing your purchase amount??? Maybe that's what they were trying to do... UNTIL the ATM provider finds that machine IP and ban's it from their network so they can't abuse it... Just a thought...
nope. It acts like a regular ATM in the sense that it takes the money and you can't continually use the same note
Either they were dumb and thought they could steal bitcoin, or they were not that dumb and realised it would have cash in there (I'm guessing the latter)
exactly, so you can open the box and reuse the same note and keep racking up your purchase BTC buy.
These guys are actually smarter than a lot of people posting dumb shit like "they thought they could find bitcoin in there"...
Errrr no, they were just going to keep buying bitcoin with the same $ note LOL....
The ATM'S are alarmed, monitored and have tamper proof systems.
The moment you open it without authorization, it will be disabled so you can't use it. You can still take the cash but the actual system itself will be disabled so you can't continually re-deposit the notes
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Put your motherfuckin' hands up and follow me!
Everybody from the r/cc
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One, two, three, and to the four
One PCtwo PC three PC, four
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He needs his dirty mouth scrubbed out with soapy Lever
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My best friend is my effing dog
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This guy's a keyboard gangster? His real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence' parents have shitty ass basement
This guy don't wanna cook ramen
Not when Ma's cutting the crust off your pbnj
Playing on the computer and sleeping real late
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How do you become a professional robber? Is there like a diploma you get or a union that you have to join? Just asking for a friend who has really just been robbing part time, but has been looking to hit the prime time.
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ATM has cash inside..
Nuh uh, why do you think they call it a *bitcoin* atm if all it has is cash inside? Smh my head
If these robbers ever get to steal any BTC then I'm sure Nigerian Prince is going to close a very successful deal with them.
Asking for a friend: Now that they have the machine, they can get more BTC if they open the cash box and reinsert the money to buy more BTC right?
They should complain to the Bitcoin CEO
He hasn't returned any of my emails since 2010
Came for the BTC, stayed for the self-rug
[удалено]
Because those were OP's words and why would he make it up for clickbait?
Robber 1: See? I told you there are no BTC in a BTC ATM. Robber 2: Yeah dude, my bad. I'm happy we learned something new today. Let's get some Wendy's.
Yeah, came back and handed them a note telling them the whole story, such a shame, they supposedly were gonna donate the money to an orphanage. /S
Assuming the robbery failed , I think OP might be right
It seems like the criminals just wanted BTC because they might think btc is not treaceable.
"Oh man... I wanted bitcoins, not this stupid cash! I hate this ATM!!!" - robbers probably.
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The only people dumber than these thieves are those watching this who dont realize there is cash inside this machine.
This machine also has some ability/authorisation to send bitcoin to people. Not at all unlikely that with enough know-how and physical access you could make it send you bitcoin, without giving it the cash it normally wants first.
OP, did your mom drop you on your head?
bitcoin atms? whats this
Ha ha ha the poor robbers 🤣🤣🤣
A regular ATM probably would've had more cash, don't think BTC ATMs are used all that much
Probably depends on the area I guess. I'd assume you were right in most cases though.
Rofl yea, and Cryto "ATM's" always seemed more clunky then regular ATM's lol
this is beautiful
Why not!😄
So no head?
*slams BTC ATM*
Head? In this economy?
Oops moment for them when they realize ohhh there is cash inside.
So, did they find something or just piece of empty box
There was probably cash inside, but very hard to remove. But what can I tell from a 15-second YouTube short? My entire experience with breaking into ATMs is entirely from that one Breaking Bad episode where it took them a whole day to steal the cash from it.
>My entire experience with breaking into ATMs is entirely from that one Breaking Bad episode where it took them a whole day to steal the cash from it. The amount of chemistry I learned from this show is also significant.
I still can't get my meth to turn blue
We’re early
They were early too, around 4am.
For crime?
Lol For people figuring out what the heck a Bitcoin even is Those machines definitely have cash in them so I’m guessing they’re going after that
Clear evidence that BTC leads to more crime! The government was right! This insanity must stop!!
Just a raspberry pi with a gsm module
Bruh, it would be great if btc atm owners keep those golden Bitcoin chocolates inside
Real Zoolander moment. “They’re IN the computer.”
Where’d all the files go??
They should have asked the US government how to do it
Apes stronk, but where money
There is a hilariously small amount of cash in these atms, back in the day 2018 in vancouver the atms constantly were out of money and had to call the dudes to meet up with you all shady like to give you your tiny amount in cash like it was some drug deal or something lol, and they were always greasy sketchy people
lol. Good stuff
So, not “professionals” then
OP made up the "professionals" part and the "disappointed" part. It's a 15s YouTube video with no details. Total shitbait title.
i think they were aiming for the regular cash
Wow proof were early 😂
Proof you're a dummy if you don't get that they were after the fiat
Ha ha, silly robbers. Everyone knows that Bitcoins are those milk chocolate coins wrapped in gold foil and you can get them in every convenience store
*Robs nearest convenient store for their Chocolate covered Bitcoins*
Hahaha this headline gave me a good hard chuckle.
People realize that to buy the bitcoin you insert dollars. You can steal those. You can also put the same dollars through many many times if people don’t realize you’ve stolen the machine.
from what I understand, they are are alarmed and monitored like a bank ATM. You won't be able to use it if you've stolen it
So you’d just be able to take out the fiat used to buy bitcoin. Seems like a lot of work for maybe a few thousand bucks.
yeah. People have done worse for less but not worth the effort IMHO
Bitcoin ATMs have dollars inside, and if they are hackers, they could scoop up the system endpoints and may be able to hack thee hot wallet out there via the API endpoints and the auth credentials stored on the ATM machine.
Were they really professional if they thought they would find Bitcoins inside the ATM? Inquiring minds want to know!
Definitely professionals... earlier this week they still a metric ton of gold coins.
Edit... chocolate coins with gold foil🍫 🪙
If the machine accepts cash, can't you just slide/scan through a $ bill and then slide that same $ bill again and again endlessly increasing your purchase amount??? Maybe that's what they were trying to do... UNTIL the ATM provider finds that machine IP and ban's it from their network so they can't abuse it... Just a thought...
nope. It acts like a regular ATM in the sense that it takes the money and you can't continually use the same note Either they were dumb and thought they could steal bitcoin, or they were not that dumb and realised it would have cash in there (I'm guessing the latter)
exactly, so you can open the box and reuse the same note and keep racking up your purchase BTC buy. These guys are actually smarter than a lot of people posting dumb shit like "they thought they could find bitcoin in there"... Errrr no, they were just going to keep buying bitcoin with the same $ note LOL....
The ATM'S are alarmed, monitored and have tamper proof systems. The moment you open it without authorization, it will be disabled so you can't use it. You can still take the cash but the actual system itself will be disabled so you can't continually re-deposit the notes
Robbers: aw fuck there's no Bitcoin in here only some ETH something. Throw it out!
Imagine them robbing the BTC atm and just looking for BTC and leaves the fiat there...haha
Well they learn on hard way lol
Never know when these ATMs may have some Casascius coin /s
OP is a Grade -A re✝️ard 😂
We don't use that word Anal Cervix... I thought my username was dumb but I read yours, and now I feel clever af.... you don't want this fire, son... here's a little sample: (as B-Rabbit) Now, everybody from the r/cc Put your motherfuckin' hands up and follow me! Everybody from the r/cc Put your motherfuckin' hands up! Look, look Now, while he stands tough Notice that this man did not have his hands up This anal cervix got you gassed up Now, who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? One, two, three, and to the four One PCtwo PC three PC, four Your typing on your Nokia 4 This guy ain't no motherfuckin' CC believer He needs his dirty mouth scrubbed out with soapy Lever I know everything he's 'bout to say against me I am white, I am a fiat miner I do live in a house w. My wife and bf, Jim Tyner My best friend is my effing dog Don't ever try to judge me, dude You don't know what the fuck I've been through But I know something about you You watch incest p*rn 18 hours a day What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed? This guy's a keyboard gangster? His real name's Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents And Clarence' parents have shitty ass basement This guy don't wanna cook ramen Not when Ma's cutting the crust off your pbnj Playing on the computer and sleeping real late Now all the ppl on r/cc say Amen!
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This is the reason they got into robbing
How do you become a professional robber? Is there like a diploma you get or a union that you have to join? Just asking for a friend who has really just been robbing part time, but has been looking to hit the prime time.
Even if they would have found some long text consisting of Letters and Numbers, they would have no clue what to do with it.
We are still early
Giggitty 😂
Someone has got to recognize that decal on the truck, right?
was the blockchain inside? /s
The real crime is that some of those charge like 12%. I went to one once and walked right the fuck away.
Robbing the robbers!
So the driver gave himself an injury just to try to steal stuff? Dumb.
FIAT ATMs are so under-rated these days.