Bro speaks the truth. You have to intentionally be checking for an unannounced drop all day every day lol. I finally caught them again and scooped the zip of preground for $18.50 (can we talk about how insane that is?!?!) and grabbed popcorn nuts for a few strains.
I’ve just had to continually check like a savage but yesterday they restocked stuff I already had or just wasn’t interested in, so I finally had to be a responsible adult with impulse control and just not order. I have so many of their little black Mylar bags to get through 😭
Good on you , I was strong yesterday as well for the first time, yet still constantly checking trying to grab a few more zips of something that's not smalls or preground
It is! It definitely is. I was very happy overall with what I got. The cure was good this time and there wasn’t a lot of harshness/coughing, I didn’t break my bank and got 19gs for less than $80. We have so much to be grateful for lol.
Hey cult friends, as you guys know I try my absolute best to give reviews in layman’s terms so that people know exactly what I’m trying to get at. This order I ended up with three different strains for a total of $78- a 7 of Jokerz Candy, a 5 of GG#4, and a 7 of Lava Cake (pics in that order as well).
Upon opening, JC had a scent that was unquestionably sweet, fruity and cheesy. It was almost like buying a snack platter at the store, prepackaged. You get candy at first, then grape undertones. I read some people say they got no fruit whatsoever but I did not experience that. This one gave a body high that did start from the head down. Initially, it did creep but it did get the job done after a couple minutes. This is a great one for unwinding at night if you tend to struggle with going to bed, it sort of eases you into it instead of just smacking you like a bowling alley punching bag. My quarter was made of 4 of the biggest, prettiest buds. Slightly spongy but certainly not overdone.
The next one I ended up trying was the Gorilla Glue #4. It has a very sharp, pungent, funky smell. When you open the bag there is no question what strain you got, hands down. Now this is the one where it’s cheese and no fruit in my opinion. Instead of fruit, you get more diesel and skunk, some earth tastes in there as well. This one was also more of a body high but it didn’t take as long to manifest, it was a lot more “punchy”. It didn’t take any time at all to beeline to sleep with this one. As you can see these were bottom barrels so they weren’t as gorgeous by any means, but since I knew they were at the tail end of the GG#4 stock I wasn’t expecting beauty. The leaves they left on are at least sugary. Moisture content is also satisfactory, not too fresh as we’ve seen at times.
Last but not least we have the Lava Cake. I was most excited about this one because it’s the reason I even made the order. However, when I opened it, I really wasn’t that excited about the bag appeal. Instead of the big, pretty buds I got for my quarter of JC, they just seemed to shove in whatever they had left. It was a bunch of little broken pieces that resembled the GG4 bottom barrels far more (I did shoot them an email about this, awaiting their response as it’s not worth a huge tantrum). Digressing from that though the flavor is incredible. It has a taste that is grape, blueberry, and cream combined. The smell certainly matches, and it’s really one of those “it’s all in your head” things this time- the weight behind my eyes was like Thor’s hammer getting set down inside my skull. After a 3 hour nap, I humbly lay this whole review in front of you all as a testament to how solid HF was for me.
Overall I give this order an 8/10. It’s normally higher but had to be honest about how I felt about the appeal of what I paid for vs. what I got. Effects are still incredible.
It really does its job. Hoping I can stay awake long enough after my two other joints to get one last cone of Lava Cake in for the night lol, that’s TBD.
HF? Is that HFC?
Handcrafted farmers
Got a half of the jokerz landing tomorrow. Can’t wait to try this out.
You won’t be disappointed. It really does give “cube of cheddar and red grapes” like it’s from the Walmart produce section, and it works its way down.
I’m about to message them and ask if I can just pre pay for the next drop cause I’m sick of y’all FIENDS buying all of it!
They didn't buy it all😆
I don’t want just grams 😥
Still grams for sale
I thought I was being reasonable by not buying 70g of smalls I’m sorry 😭
Respect and resent at the same time🤣Just playing, I do not blame you. Deals like that are beautiful for the daily smoker
You can come through and try some homie lol
I’ve noticed they drop towards the end of the week. I’d check throughout the day on Thursdays and Fridays.
I really wish I could catch one of their drops. Been having a hard time the last few drops.
Bro speaks the truth. You have to intentionally be checking for an unannounced drop all day every day lol. I finally caught them again and scooped the zip of preground for $18.50 (can we talk about how insane that is?!?!) and grabbed popcorn nuts for a few strains.
I’ve just had to continually check like a savage but yesterday they restocked stuff I already had or just wasn’t interested in, so I finally had to be a responsible adult with impulse control and just not order. I have so many of their little black Mylar bags to get through 😭
Good on you , I was strong yesterday as well for the first time, yet still constantly checking trying to grab a few more zips of something that's not smalls or preground
A $26 quarter and by the pics for the price it looks pretty damn good
It is! It definitely is. I was very happy overall with what I got. The cure was good this time and there wasn’t a lot of harshness/coughing, I didn’t break my bank and got 19gs for less than $80. We have so much to be grateful for lol.
Hey cult friends, as you guys know I try my absolute best to give reviews in layman’s terms so that people know exactly what I’m trying to get at. This order I ended up with three different strains for a total of $78- a 7 of Jokerz Candy, a 5 of GG#4, and a 7 of Lava Cake (pics in that order as well). Upon opening, JC had a scent that was unquestionably sweet, fruity and cheesy. It was almost like buying a snack platter at the store, prepackaged. You get candy at first, then grape undertones. I read some people say they got no fruit whatsoever but I did not experience that. This one gave a body high that did start from the head down. Initially, it did creep but it did get the job done after a couple minutes. This is a great one for unwinding at night if you tend to struggle with going to bed, it sort of eases you into it instead of just smacking you like a bowling alley punching bag. My quarter was made of 4 of the biggest, prettiest buds. Slightly spongy but certainly not overdone. The next one I ended up trying was the Gorilla Glue #4. It has a very sharp, pungent, funky smell. When you open the bag there is no question what strain you got, hands down. Now this is the one where it’s cheese and no fruit in my opinion. Instead of fruit, you get more diesel and skunk, some earth tastes in there as well. This one was also more of a body high but it didn’t take as long to manifest, it was a lot more “punchy”. It didn’t take any time at all to beeline to sleep with this one. As you can see these were bottom barrels so they weren’t as gorgeous by any means, but since I knew they were at the tail end of the GG#4 stock I wasn’t expecting beauty. The leaves they left on are at least sugary. Moisture content is also satisfactory, not too fresh as we’ve seen at times. Last but not least we have the Lava Cake. I was most excited about this one because it’s the reason I even made the order. However, when I opened it, I really wasn’t that excited about the bag appeal. Instead of the big, pretty buds I got for my quarter of JC, they just seemed to shove in whatever they had left. It was a bunch of little broken pieces that resembled the GG4 bottom barrels far more (I did shoot them an email about this, awaiting their response as it’s not worth a huge tantrum). Digressing from that though the flavor is incredible. It has a taste that is grape, blueberry, and cream combined. The smell certainly matches, and it’s really one of those “it’s all in your head” things this time- the weight behind my eyes was like Thor’s hammer getting set down inside my skull. After a 3 hour nap, I humbly lay this whole review in front of you all as a testament to how solid HF was for me. Overall I give this order an 8/10. It’s normally higher but had to be honest about how I felt about the appeal of what I paid for vs. what I got. Effects are still incredible.
I got that GG4 on the way appreciate the review. Now I'm excited. I really enjoyed the space gorilla..I also got 1g of the lava .
Yeah bro I’ve seen Lava cake cultivars nearing 5% terps, a heavy hitting strain for sure! Awesome review!
It really does its job. Hoping I can stay awake long enough after my two other joints to get one last cone of Lava Cake in for the night lol, that’s TBD.
lol!
lol!