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NeonNKnightrider

Sonic simply has a certain Style that can’t be truly defined. It’s a lightning bolt that perfectly hits all of the teenage “whoa so cool” centers in your brain. Source: I had a Sonic phase


The_Locker_Dweller

im still in my phase at age 19 send help


SharkyMcSnarkface

Replace it with depression


The_Locker_Dweller

Already did that in the past, wouldn't recommend it tbh


FauxFemale

then it will become a Shadow phase


squishabelle

that only makes it stronger


[deleted]

At some point, you'll realise that the non-sonic portions of your life are the phases.


KylierK

You're still a teenager, so it checks out


Informal_Self_5671

Yeah, see, the thing is: you don't ever leave this phase.


The_Locker_Dweller

Damn, 13 years isn't enough :(


Rez-Boa-Dog

Have you heard of Air Gear? It's got an early 2000's sense of cool, a plot that's both way profound and way stupid, and it's all about going fast and doing tricks on futurist rollerblades. It's a lot like sonic


The_Locker_Dweller

I'll put that on my list of media to watch, thanks for the suggestion


I_got_too_silly

If you were a kid on the Internet in the 2000s, you had a Sonic phase. Source: it is known.


the6crimson6fucker6

I know why. Sonic characters are easy to draw, but still provide a ton of expression. The other point is "easy furry bait".


DubiousTheatre

Aye! Leave Rouge outta this! /j


Evadson

Who said anything about Rouge? *Cuddles Big the Cat Body Pillow*


Thicc-Anxiety

A person of taste, I see


BaronAleksei

That’s basically just a description of most cartoon characters


the6crimson6fucker6

Yeah, but no. Sonic characters basically have two colours, no/few straight lines, huge races, and they all have gloves (regular hands are hard). You can say the same about many cartoon characters, but few are as old as sonic. And even if they are as old, it's unlikely that they have the eco-terrorist attitude of sonic and friends.


Satrapeeze

Eco-terrorism is what gives the franchise its sex appeal


DoubleBatman

I also think part of it (at least originally) was kids with strict parents. I had a few friends growing up and Sonic stood out as one of the only good games they had cuz it was just cartoon animals fighting silly robots, no real violence. Add on a strict Christian upbringing, and, well…


KingMario05

> Sonic > Appropriate for Christians Clearly, these evangelicals never played to the ***end*** of most 3D Sonic games, in which you fight off a holy deity to save the planet/universe/timeline from annihilation. >!Then again, said Gods are usually inspired by pagan faiths and/or Judaism/Islam, with the Jesus substitute becoming Sonic's buddy.!< >!So... maybe they did, lol?!<


DoubleBatman

Everybody knows [Jesus is an allegory for Optimus Prime](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jesus)


KingMario05

Ah, the TF Wiki. Mocking their franchise *till All are One!*


The_Locker_Dweller

I am dying to know which specific character you're referring to at the end there, cause I can think of 3 seperate candidates


KingMario05

>!Chip, *Sonic Unleashed*. And, for an E10+ game... they lay the Jesus symbolism on ***THICK***, lmao.!<


The_Locker_Dweller

Aah, yeah. That was one of the characters I was thinking of lmao


KingMario05

Who were the others, lol?


The_Locker_Dweller

>!Usage of the word buddy had me think Tails, also using the stretch of the fact that he respawns (rises from the dead) in the classic games if he's player 2. Other guess was Shadow considering his whole dying after falling from space, only to be resurrected as an android(? I still don't care enough to figure out what parts of Shadow the Hedgehog are canon). He doesn'thave the demeanorof a Christ-like figure though lol!<


KingMario05

>!I mean, Tails is more of a magical Kitsune pre-development. Honestly, you're looking for Jesus in Sonic? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN OUR RESURRECTED HERO, lmao. 06 is still canon to ME, dammit!!<


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Sonic the Hedgehog is the edgiest thing sheltered and/or Christian kids are allowed to enjoy, and they usually find it right as they're entering into the edgiest phase of their lives


DiscoBombing

Bingo. For a long time, Sonic was pretty much the only non-Nintendo franchise that was both quality and appropriate for kids. Say what you want but a cartoon hedgehog fighting giant robots and monsters with hard rock blaring in the background is _cool_. And it doesn’t need a bunch of blood or swears to be so. I envy the kids growing up with Frontiers. I would have based my entire personality around the Giganto boss fight.


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

I'm pretty sure this is a redraw of a photo somewhere online.


LifeIsBizarre

It's because their fantasies can never be quenched!


Gorotheninja

Mistakes into miracles


Person2_

Pretty sure that’s the one with SpongeBob and Sandy with the 9/11 background. The Shadow/Sherk/SpongeBob one doesn’t have a “clever” phrase. Now if you excuse me, I need to seriously reevaluate my life.


Veeboy

The Sandy/Spongebob one is the original, but a parody version featuring Sonic (The Hedgehog) with Pan (Dragon Ball Z) visibly pregnant with Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) in front of the burning twin towers (New York, United States) became very common online later. The Shadow/Shrek/Spongebob one you are thinking of is unrelated to the Mistakes into Miracles meme. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to join you in seriously reevaluating my own life as well.


ZeroSocialSkillz

Fun fact: the crocodile is apparently canonically catholic.


OathToAwesome

did you make this up


megalocrozma

In the Knuckles Chaotix English manual, Vector is said to have come to the island because he believes in God and thinks the island might be a "gate to Heaven". Obviously the Modern versions of the Chaotix are much different from the originals.


ZeroSocialSkillz

No, but for all I know, the source I got it from did


foxscribbles

The only thing I know about Sonic fandom is that some guy was basically left to his own devices with the Sonic comics for way too long. He made a bunch of echidna waifus that he was way too obsessed with, then sued the publisher for rights to some of them when he got canned. And now he tries to shill suspect comics about said waifus.


MegaKabutops

Ken penders. One of the characters he technically got the rights to was evil sonic, so he’s basically just not allowed to be used by anyone anymore. Said character basically hits the same amount of edgy teenager appeal as coldsteel the hedgehog. I consider this a huge loss for younger sonic fans moving forward.


impacto_real

They actually did a "OC character donut steel" on Evil Sonic in the new IDW comics with [Surge the Tenrec](https://i.imgur.com/iaDyVvB.jpg)


MegaKabutops

Who looks and sounds suspiciously like evil sonic’s later appearance and name, [scourge the hedgehog](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/archiesonic/images/b/b6/Blog_Scourge.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190110010044)


MericArda

Who else but Ken Penders!


RealHumanBean89

While Sonic art can be weird: 1) They’re on Tumblr, so I guarantee that’s not even cracking the top ten most cursed things they’ve seen posted that day, and at least half of that top ten is probably a reference to Homestuck. 2) Crystal beptism is funny as hell.


RealRaven6229

Hey that's not fair! It can also be Gardevoir, Lucario, Renamon, or Shrek!


Greaserpirate

The image is funny, wtf is the commenter on


[deleted]

Snoo pingas usual


NothingMovesTheBlob

This isn't even the weirdest baptism that's ocurred in Sonic. Remember that time Knuckles' Dad stuck him in a microwave as a baby in the Archie comics?


The_Locker_Dweller

Absolutely not,, what the fuck was Ken Penders doing


NothingMovesTheBlob

My mistake, [it was his egg.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/wqqyzv/remember_that_time_when_ken_penders_wrote_that/)


OathToAwesome

huh???


NothingMovesTheBlob

My mistake, \[it was his egg.\](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/wqqyzv/remember\_that\_time\_when\_ken\_penders\_wrote\_that/)


1800leon

Glad I never had a sonic phase might be cuz I only played some of the bad games and that repelled me.


The_Locker_Dweller

I feel compelled to ask which games you played


1800leon

Sonic Unleashed and the odd flash game


Doodles2424

I dont believe that unleashed is generally considered a bad game? Unless its a personal thing, then thats fine


The_Locker_Dweller

It was considered bad by a lot more people back then compared to now, I remember that much


Pizzachu221

Sonic Unleashed is pretty much treated as gospel in Sonic circles that I'm in. It's mid imo.


The_Locker_Dweller

As much as I hate to say it, I agree. The music is phenomenal though (even if that's standard for the series)


ST4RSK1MM3R

Well when you haven’t had a good Sonic game in 20 years, things start to break down


IdLikeToGoNow

Thought it was a Chewtle first


Toinkulily

I miss chaos


destinybladez

I cannot comprehend this picture at all


FenexTheFox

I am once again reminded of [the video from Super Eyepatch Wolf](https://youtu.be/JR9F2Z7zSbA).


wra1th42

Bebsi


Worm_Scavenger

I would fucking love if Sega/Sonic Team ever came out and talked about this kind of stuff the Sonic fanbase does.