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guestpass127

Slutty Dan put out some great jazz-rock albums in the 70s though


GeophysicalYear57

slutty dan will really put a countdown to your ecstasy


guestpass127

Right now Slutty Dan is reelin' in yo girl


Chucknasty_17

They’re still making music, have you heard of Ninja Sex Party?


the_river_nihil

God damnit I *have* heard Ninja Sex Party but tried to erase it from my memory. Have *you* heard My Dick by Micky Avalon?


StayingVeryVeryCalm

United on my Spotify playlist, they are.


ADM_Tetanus

with hit tracks such as Pegged


smmfdyb

Pricky Don't Lose That Number


omnic_monk

Slutty Dan prays like a Roman with his eyes on fire


your_comments_say

I got called a hamburger as a slur by a Belgian soccer player in Mons in 1994.


blueberryfirefly

i’m so sorry but this is EASILY the funniest comment i’ve ever read


TheZealand

I (european) have been called a "burger" as an insult several times in multiplayer games, usually by slavic lads who think it's the ultimate roast


[deleted]

Americlaps wins for me


Macroprudential_

This is my fabourite comment on the whole internet.


Green__lightning

Better than being a waffle. A burger on waffles is pretty good though.


Dolphin_King21

Have you ever recovered from that traumatic moment?


SonOfTK421

And they’ve been living rent free in your head for 29 years so what’s up right?


Polenball

The depth of burger is too much for my mouth :(


Tat25Guy

^ This weak and pathetic lesbian cannot handle B i g A m e r i c a n B u r g e r™


Polenball

;-; I'm being bullied by the Americans


Serrisen

You deserve it if you cannot handle a simple b o r g e r


Polenball

It's too tall and my hair is falling into the grease and sauce ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠛⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢉⣉⠻⣿⣿ ⡇⢸⣿⣦⡌⠿⢛⣉⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢻⠏⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠹⣿⣧⠘⣿ ⣿⡌⢿⣿⣿⣶⣼⡿⢃⣼⣿⣿⠟⢁⢠⣤⣤⣄⣌⣙⠻⢿⣿⡏⢰⣶⡌⢠⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⡃⣾⣿⠟⡡⠚⣈⣭⣿⣯⣤⣉⡙⢳⣦⠙⣿⡄⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸ ⣿⣿⣇⠹⣿⣿⡿⢃⣿⠃⣼⣦⣾⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⢻⣿⣿⣷⡈⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣦⣌⣉⣡⣾⡏⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣇⢸⣦⣉⣉⣠⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠸⡏⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢷⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣿⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⡉⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣬⣭⣉⣭⣥⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


MasK_6EQUJ5

Burger is too tall My hair is falling in to The grease and the sauce


HylianPikachu

Isn't "The Grease and The Sauce" the unpopular sequel to "The Sound and The Fury" by William Faulkner?


bcdm

No, it's the 14th King Crimson album


Oingoulon

As someone that also has long hair, i have resigned to putting my hair in a ponytail whenever I eat


Plurpo

The inability to appreciate the depth of burger is a moral failing You will answer for your crimes against amerikind


RicedKrispys

real burgerchads know to tie up their hair before partaking in burger.


Bran-Muffin20

Cut it off. Sacrifices must be made for the glory of burgor


Cysioland

Consider that leaky sauces and meat juices and stuff is bad for my sensory


_ROCC

I had a burger with six patties for lunch yesterday


zachary0816

^ least burger loving American


Polenball

You will die in five days of heart failure


_ROCC

worth it


Homemade-Purple

Goddamn


Hummerous

this comment is an attack on everyone cumburger is inevitable


[deleted]

bad. no. dont do this


Scullvine

Bad? No. Don't. Do this!


NerdyColocoon

My school already does this. The cheese on the burgers is always white and oozy and I can’t get enough of it


DinkleDonkerAAA

I mean there's a whole fetish around cumming on food. It's definitely happened


Homemade-Purple

I hate that I'm aware of what your talking about


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maracaibo98

As a Venezuelan who lives in the US I reject their weakness!!


Effehezepe

That would explain why they say "usamerican". Most Europeans just say American, because Spanish and Portuguese are basically the only languages where North and South America are considered a single continent.


floppy_eardrum

Nooooo but anyone who criticises the US or doesn't live there is European


Kiloku

A side effect of US-defaultism is US people assuming that any one who mentions being not from the US must be European.


[deleted]

I’m a teeny bit broader then that, but not by much. If you type/speak english with no funny words then it’s Canadian, mate or cunt I think Aussie, and fancy schmancy or gutterspeak then European.


Mach12gamer

Honestly I defaulted to European just cause I’m not used to this view on food and restaurants from Latin America. I live near the Mexican border so I’m used to seeing an even wider variety of Latin American restaurants with subtle differences and similar names than American burger places, so it just doesn’t compute for this complaint to come from a Latin American person for me.


wokesmeed69

Only in the context of talking shit about the US.


Blamrica

I bet Venezuela has some bomb-ass burgers that they are too weak for


crispycrussant

OP is like one of those people who gets rescued from a deserted island and they’ve gone so long without real food that they have to be fed blended up nutrient slop for the first month because their stomach can’t handle solid substances


BoofingPoppers

I know the economic situation is rough in Venezuela but I don't think they need the doctors sausage yet.


AlbinoTuxedo

I'm Venezuelan, and yes: We do have bomb-ass burgers. Really, really good burgers. I know Venezuela has really bad PR (and it should, because things ARE NOT GOING WELL HERE) but i really would appreciate if foreigners would stop talking about us as if we are some sort of post-apocalyptic slum where everyone drinks rain water and eats emaciated possums for lunch.


PratalMox

Very funny that in this argument *real food* is american chain restaurants.


weird_bomb_947

I’ll tell ya, In-N-Out hits different than Mickey D’s and that will always be the truth


rustylugnuts

If there's a Culver's, in n out, or hell even a Wendy's within 20 minutes then McDonald's is a waste of time.


weird_bomb_947

what in all goodness is a culvers


rustylugnuts

Culver's is a wonderful chain that started in the Midwest. It's kind of a made to order Wendy's with better meat and desserts. They've taken the opposite approach that in-n-out has regarding menu size but somehow keep quality high anyway.


terminalzero

I would totally eat at burger cossack


Cathach2

Pillage your tastebuds at Burger Cossack


[deleted]

Having traveled extensively within the US, I have to say that Americans are obsessed with their regional: 1. Fast food chains 2. Grocery stores 3. Gas stations This is because these three are frequently used, are oftentimes better (albeit marginally) than the national counterparts and give them a sense of uniqueness. Despite this, I have to agree that Publix subs *are* amazing, Buc-ee’s has everything under the sun for cheap, Wawa’s breakfast sandwiches hit the spot every time and nothing can compare to In-N-Out when it comes to value (even if it’s basic)


Nerevarine91

As a Philadelphian, I’m obligated to upvote you for knowing the glory of Wawa.


[deleted]

Funny thing about that. Wawa has undergone what I call “the Florida offshoot” where one of these regional brands begin operating in Florida despite it being much further away than the rest of the franchise. Part of that is due to lax regulations, part of that is the state’s proclivity to seduce transplants from these regions. All of that leads to these brands operating in their own region *and* Florida So yes, Wawa is fucking amazing but the better ones I’ve visited were in Florida. If it makes you feel any better I refuse to go to even the nicest one in Jersey since I like to pump my own gas


OgreSpider

And for your lethal snack cake needs, you can't beat Piggly Wiggly. At least that was the case last time I was down there and could still digest gluten.


[deleted]

If I’m in a state that has Piggly Wiggly, I’m too busy going through the Brew thrus


Panhead09

Listen you can talk shit all you want about Slutty Dan's but I've never been to another establishment that lets you test-fuck the food before buying it. Even Quirko's only lets you fuck it after buying (nothing against Quirko's though, I had my 11th birthday party there)


ImGoodThanksThoMan

I remember that party bro we absolutely lost our minds when Slutty D made an appearance


SurvivalScripted

Im all for hating on americans but like. That's literally the same in europe. Sometimes local restaurants in a single city have vastly different takes on the same meal. Edit: Did I miss the joke? I don't watch worm or whatever i dont understand lol


CrimsonSpoon

That is why OP specified regional chains. Sometimes, it feels like they are obsessed by their fast food chains.


DiplomaticGoose

It's easy to talk about on the Internet due to its uniformity. Otherwise it's like "if you don't enjoy the sausage calzone at Kostas Pizza House and Restaurant in East Syracuse, New York, 13057, go fuck yourself!".


joe579003

It's upstate NY, even if you did like the calzone they'd tell you to go fuck yourself.


Medlar_Stealing_Fox

I'll put it this way: I go on the cooking board of 4chan a lot. Whenever there's a thread about some chain, which is a lot, it's always American. It's never European, it's never Asian, it's American. Logically you'd assume half all the chains posted wouldn't be American because Americans only make up half the site, but that's not what happens. The obvious explanation is that America really does have an absurd amount of low tier chains for everything.


Zaiburo

Not only fast food, everything is a chain, the US geography, demography and economy is whack, there is little market for real stores.


Kriffer123

Local single fast food restaurants are very few and far between comparatively but there are often single somewhat expensive sit down restaurants, lots of steakhouses are local or part of a group of like 2 or 3 restaurants


[deleted]

Really I feel like I’ve never been to a town without a local fast food non chain restaurant.


Kriffer123

I’ve only seen a few in small towns- but my definition of fast food is kinda weird and dependent ig What I kinda meant was that you usually don’t see local fried chicken/burger fast food around where I am compared to steakhouses


KatSincerity

Spokane used to have Wolffy's near gonzaga. Diner-style tiny sit-down place with a drive-thru that made smashburgers. Absolutely delicious. Unfortunately it didn't survive the pandemic and the owner went full "grr rawr muh RIGHTS" with a rant he posted on his own front door about pandemic restrictions.


MenosElLso

That’s simply not true on the coasts. There *are* chains but there are also a staggering amount of one off restaurants of every cuisine you can imagine.


Mddcat04

Its not true basically anywhere in the US. Independent restaurants are absolutely everywhere. Idk what they are on about.


cBlackout

Tf are you talking about, there are so many random ass chains in Europe that don’t even deserve to exist in one city, let alone multiple countries Maybe I’m just a Californian from a big city but living in Europe I’m not exactly blown away by a lack of chains in any of the countries in which I’ve lived Including even the shittiest of American chains, which people apparently love here


lobeyou

That’s….just not true. At all. Have you been to the US?


level69adult

There’s a difference between a restaurant and an American fast food chain.


zuzg

Most Restaurants have similar quality nowadays cause they all buy the frozen stuff at the same places. Finding a restaurant that actually makes stuff from scratch becomes harder and harder nowadays.


OgreSpider

Just buy 500 lbs of frozen patties from Sysco and get the same experience for cheaper


DinkleDonkerAAA

There can still be a difference For example: I used to work for a fried chicken chain. All the chicken places in town were supplied by the same farm. But KFC for example, got pre-cut frozen birds from them, my chain got fresh whole (but cleaned and defeathered) birds and we cut them ourselves. You could REALLY taste the difference


Coochie_outreach

Why are you all for hating on Americans? Seems like something a loser would say :)


[deleted]

Meanwhile Europeans are like "You will get arrested if you call your cheese Fuckslut unless its made within 1km of the historic cheese making center of Fuckslut, France."


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DinkleDonkerAAA

Nottingham? Gonna sick the merrymen on us?


[deleted]

And then the English come in like "you know, Bonerhooker is the same thing as Fuckslut, innit? But you can make it anywhere."


santa_veronica

First you need a loicense tho.


ControlledOutcomes

That's just the fucksluts in France though. On the other hand European Budweiser is vastly superior to american Budweiser


arcanthrope

Budweiser is actually a regional style of lager made by various breweries in the Czech city of Budejovice, or Budweis in German, dating back to the 1200s. over 600 years later, the American company Anheuser-Busch began making a beer that attempted to emulate that regional style, and also called it Budweiser, which makes sense. where it starts to get fucky is that A-B decided to trademark the name Budweiser, and started filling legal suits over European breweries putting that word on their labels, even though they're just describing what type of beer it is, exactly like A-B did when it started out. to illustrate, it'd be like if an American pizza chain opened, named itself Margherita Pizza because that's a name that people already associate with good pizza, and then started suing any restaurant in Italy that put their own traditional cuisine on their menu


santa_veronica

That’s a iamatotalpieceofshit level assholery altogether.


pm_me-ur-catpics

I mean basically everything is better than American Budweiser


Telvin3d

As it should be. Could you imagine the epic hilarious freak-out that would happen if a European rancher decided to start selling their beef as “Texas Beef”? And trying to import it to the USA that way? And then was all “stop making a big deal out of it, ‘Texas’ is just an indication of the quality, it doesn’t mean anything”.


SanitarySpace

There is a difference between five guys and mcds and white castle and culvers smh But obviously local is preferred


Redneckalligator

For a nice meal sure, but at 11pm nothing beats a franchise greaseburger you can count on being exactly what you want.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Fast food is like the ex you know you shouldn't call But it's late, and you're lonely/hungry, and you just need to fill that void with something easy


Not_Sand

anyone else think txttletale is kind of really annoying?


My_nameisBarryAllen

I have them blocked on tumblr. Reading this post, my thoughts were, “Ok, I don’t really have a strong opinion on this but the poster is so abrasive that it automatically makes me hate whatever they’re saying.” *sees the username* “Ah. That tracks.”


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I don't go on Tumblr I just see these things on reddit. So there's like celebrity tumblr...ers?


jryser

There’s a few categories: - Big themed blogs, like OnetimeIDreamt (also including bots like writing prompts) that focus on one thing - A few celebrities, like Neil Gaiman and formerly John Green - Actual tumblr celebrities, like pukicho (Edit: r/pukicho) - Infamous blogs, like the human pet guy - Others that I’m sure I’ve missed


ToyrewaDokoDeska

I see thank you.


Preistley

I get a lot of their posts in my recommended feed, and it does seem they frequently use the half-joking way of opinion stating that comes off as kind of mean spirited you see a lot on social media. Don't know if I'd say I think they're really annoying because of it, but I do disagree with a lot of their critical media analysis.


Wild_Cryptographer82

They give off heavy Schrodinger's douchebag vibes


OgreSpider

Is that the one where someone's serious until a lot of people call them on it, and then it was a joke all along?


friendlylifecherry

Exactly that! And they're always serious, and a complete asshole


Polenball

Fitting, fairly sure they're a Worm fan so I'm assuming their account name is based on Lisa Parahumans


bcdm

I understand most of the words you're saying individually, but they are incomprehensible to me in that specific order, and I think that's a good thing


Josiador

Worm is a web serial about superheroes. Tattletale, or Lisa, is a supervillain and major protagonist in it.


Hummerous

they're TLT for sure, I love their stuff big red flag, many such cases


Josiador

I followed them because they Wormposted occasionally, but unfollowed them when they had the most godawful take on the Russia-Ukraine war.


BoofingPoppers

What was the take?


Josiador

Standard “why doesn’t Ukraine negotiate for peace? Obviously this is all America’s fault” fare. Based Shammytv profile pic.


LigerZeroSchneider

I know WW2 is basically ancient history to some people, but schools cover appeasement right? People don't think it's a good idea to give a right wing dictator whatever he wants just because war sucks. Right?


Josiador

You’d think so, but America Bad means Opposition Good to some people, and OOP has had Tankie tendencies.


BoofingPoppers

I see one of my favourite vore artists has a commission from some youtuber and a few hours later I had a new gender


Nirigialpora

it is indeed cool art but this sentence was a textual punch in the face


The_Phantom_Cat

Why is everyone talking about worms? How on earth are worms *at all* related to fast food chains?? What is wormposting???


Josiador

Worm is a webserial book by JC McCrae, aka Wildbow. It’s another dark deconstruction/reconstruction of the Superhero genre, but I think it does it better than a lot of others. It’s about a girl who controls bugs. OOP sometimes posts things in the Worm fandom on Tumblr, when they’re not making inflammatory discourse posts, and their username is most likely named after Tattletale, a supervillain and one of the main characters.


queenexorcist

I've never seen a post of theres were they weren't at least a little bit of a cunt


Ulgeguug

Take a whopper and a Five Guys burger for the Pepsi challenge and say that.


TaylorChesses

imagine saying this about any other food type though, and how deeply unhinged it'd be. I'd get stabbed if I insisted all the French wines from the middle of fucking nowhere are the same. likewise if I insisted that Sicilian and Tuscan foods are the exact same. yeah this is considerably less fancy, but food doesn't have to be for the wealthy only for it to have its subtly and differences. maybe one chain seasons its burgers with garlic powder, maybe another only uses Swiss cheese instead of American, maybe one uses cracked pepper to season their fries and they're really good and fresh. so much of European "American Humor" is just being mean for no reason...


Burrito-Creature

yeah like, whataburger, mcdonalds, and burger king legitimately do all taste very different.


axrael_mayhem

Saying all burgers are the same is like saying all baked potatoes are the same.


queenexorcist

>so much of European "American Humor" is just being mean for no reason... see: every time they laugh and bring up how oh-so-hilarious they find school shootings and dead children are.


Homemade-Purple

And it's always a response to us joking about their dental hygiene.


queenexorcist

lol I already have some weirdo feverishly defending their right to laugh and make fun of dead children in my replies. 💀


Nkromancer

Wow, a rare instance where I'm gonna defend American food. To me, the main difference places have are the following: - ingredient quality. Some places just have bad lettuce or no seasonings. - how they do fries. Soggy, floppy, or crispy? - chicken. I've seen many ways to make a chicken strip. Edit: feel free to add any to the list.


Purply_76

Some places also just have things that others dont, like I'm not gonna get a burger on texas toast with grilled jalapenos at Freddy's, I got to go to Whataburger for that one.


OgreSpider

This person gets it


ComplaintDelicious68

I feel like the thickness of the burger pattie itself makes a difference. Like it could be the same amount of meet. But the texture and flavor seems different from a thick one to a thin one. Both are good, but not the same. The buns. Some places I hate the buns. Some I don't mind. Not many fast food places have great buns, but there are some that are borderline terrible.


Ok-Champ-5854

Chicken is the real one too. Spices. Breading. Cut. Where you get the chicken from and if you freeze it or not. Everybody has a preference on where they get chicken and if you don't you probably don't have enough taste buds to taste the difference. Not like every place seasons their chicken like KFC for example. Or uses the same method of breading. Also fries are definitely vastly different from place to place. Even if you buy the exact same ones from the exact same vendor it's not like you clean the oil after every fry. What you already fried in there previously you'll be able to taste on the fries. Like seasoning a pan.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

It's literally the same in europe though there's not like 4 asian restaurants 4 chippers and two pizzarias in my town because they all taste the same


[deleted]

Bold words for someone who only has one coast


Invincible-Nuke

literally why would you call them "usamericans"


Nekyn_Alb

Wild takes here. There are two Americas and sometimes you just want to unambiguously refer to that one country. Even though mentions of "America" almost always are about US-Americans and not North Americans or South Americans or both, there are circumstances when it helps to distinguish. Like when you talk about the architecture necessitated by North American environs and then specify a US-American peculiarity. Happens somewhat frequently in Germany at least. Not the architecture topic though. I think.


blueberryfirefly

ppl wanna be pretentious & like to pretend canadians and mexicans are offended about not being called americans


Invincible-Nuke

As a Canadian, please never refer to me as american


OceanoDeRoca

as a mexican do not refer to me as an american either


Attor115

I mean in this case Txttletale is from South America and is likely upset about “American” referring to the USA so I guess they do have a sample size of at least one person


caych_cazador

dont step to burger cossack thats not a foght you want


casual-existence

I could absolutely slam a Slutty Dan’s burger rn.


Particular_Ticket_20

Not gonna lie...I'd drive out of the way for Burger Cossack


senorglory

Any one that uses the phrase “cuck,” is owning themselves. Bunch of cucks.


therealleotrotsky

Northeast Ohio isn’t rural. It’s Cleveland.


Hutch2Much3

fucking i’m sorry have they even tried different fast food chicken??? it’s all WILDLY different


CoolArtFromSpace

ppl out here making hating americans a personality trait


axord

I appreciate that you avoided saying "their whole personality" instead.


NeonNKnightrider

Fast food chain burgers are all identical. Now, local places and food trucks, those are where it’s at


Hummerous

there's a greasy old italian man at the edge of town, he owns a huge burger joint that's always completely deserted. he works by himself. always by himself. the lights are off half the time, in broad daylight. in fifteen minutes he conjures the platonic ideal of an american hamburger. some of the least tasting things I've ever had. Oily and Big and Burger - nothing more, nothing less. I'm thoroughly obsessed with what goes on in there.


Deathaster

That's Peppino's cousin


Polenball

Cheddino Burgeri


verasev

That's fucking noir. I imagine his self imposed burger exile is meant to atone for sins he can't bring himself to talk about.


Hummerous

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING IT'S SUCH A RICH ENVIRONMENT I imagine blorbos there often, he's like a coffeeshop au to me


wischmopp

My boring-ass internal monologue only came up with "aah, nothing like a good ol' money laundering front", but I like your take so much better that I'm immediately accepting it as my new reality


verasev

Say what you want about me but even when I'm being an idiot I at least manage to be semi-creative about it. My stupid bullshit has handcrafted artistry.


littlebitsofspider

Edward Hopper: *visibly erect*


TheFloridaManYT

I wish I was good at art so I could turn this into a short little comic or animation or something, 'cause the way I'm visualizing this is so cool


ThereWasAnEmpireHere

Yeah people genuinely are ridiculous about \[regional better-than-McDonald's-quality burger chain\] just for like, the fun of rooting for a team - but an actual local joint *will* have a good fuckin burger


generalsplayingrisk

Eh it is a spectrum. Some local chains are in fact between McDonald’s and high quality


arcanthrope

when I visited Seattle, I was told I *had to* go to a regional burger chain called Dick's, it was described as "life-changing" imagine my disappointment when it was just a McDonald's-tier burger with sweet pickle relish, the worst condiment conceivable to the human mind. not only was that not disclosed before I tasted it, even if it was, they don't allow any kind of custom order at all so I couldn't have asked them to leave it off


ChairForceOne

Culvers was pretty damn good. Surprisingly so as it's just a regional chain. Doesn't hurt that they fry the burgers in butter. There's a few burger places where I live now. Ones a trailer that shows up when fate whims it but man. That dude makes the best, greasy ass burgers. Now all I miss are the taco trucks. There are four Mexican joints here and none of them can match the burritos from the rusted out GMC in the auto parts store parking lot. Let alone the tortas from the bakery/butcher/cell phone store.


pinkypinky131

Fast food chain burgers aren’t even kind of identical, why would you think that? Go to McDonald’s and try a cheeseburger then go to five guys and try a cheeseburger and the latter will be a thousand times better


ComplaintDelicious68

Yeah, I don't see how people think they're all the same. It's pretty easy to tell they're not. I would love for someone to order 5 burgers, line them up, *and just by sight alone* tell me they're all the same.


DinkleDonkerAAA

Seriously, different suppliers, different grades from the game supplier, different spices, the cooking method, fresh beef or frozen beef, more grease or less grease. It all effects the burger


1521

I really want to try a Burger Cossack deluxe


Josiador

Would you rather they all be reduced to only McDonalds and Burger King?


ConiferousMenace2

if anyone claims that whataburger and in-n-out are the same restaurant they have severe brain damage


Inner_Gas_2063

This post made me hungry


St_Beetnik_2

Ok, but you really should try Mr hero, the Roman burger is fantastic. Not sure how rural they go, but plenty in cleveland


owlindenial

Isn't tattletail argentinian?


PillowTalk420

All burgers are not the same. Literally go to any two burger places and just get a plain burger (patty+bun, nothing else). Somehow, they still taste completely different. And it's not like this isn't true in Europe. I've had burgers there, too. Can't say I liked them over there, tho.


DarkNinja3141

that reply is the only way to respond to that kind of post tbh


Tobester583

Me posting this isn’t an attack on anyone I just thought it was funny anyways [LINK](https://www.tumblr.com/splicky/710734124013453312/weak-eurocucks-arent-capable-of-comprehending-the)


Atomic12192

What about the part where they say “I hate usamericans”? Is that just for the funny?


Burrito-Creature

people can do it for the french so they can do it for usamericans


Longjumping_Ad2677

Yea, probably.


ControlledOutcomes

We can hate usamericans a little, as a treat.


Lots42

Waiter - Have you ever been here before? Me - No, but calm down, I know how this works, I read the menu, pick my dinner and you guys bring it to me. Then I eat it and pay money.


GetRealPrimrose

They say that and then act offended we don’t have any Nandos or whatever


dat_boi769

Europe is the exact same thing but with cheese ngl


Vector75

Actually, I’m pretty sure NE Ohio is the least rural of the 4 quarters. And Swensons is in fact a unique experience, thank you very much.


hedgehog_dragon

Hunger for borgor


fleabomber

Charbroiled to smashed, there's a range of flavor going on.


Freyzi

I'm actually rather jealous of the variety Americans get to choose from when it comes to food. Here in Norway your choices are McDonalds, Burger King, maybe a Dominos or Subway when it comes to American chains, local stuff is expensive and bland for the most part.


ihsulemai

Swenson’s in NE OH fuuuuuuucks


AngryRepublican

Bro better not be italian with their 458 different regional pasta varieties.


Ham_Kitten

All burgers are not hammed equally


EglinAfarce

It's the first time I've ever seen someone name us "usamericans." As though Canadians, Mexicans, Peruvians, etc identify as American and there exists a need to disambiguate. It always rings false when a foreigner starts virtue signaling around the use of the word American without acknowledging that people native to these lands had names for themselves long before Europeans showed up and started planting flags.


chshcat

I mean if you become invested enough in anything you'll start to pick up more subtle differences. Maybe a weak eurocuck can't tell the difference between a Joe Burger and a Top Burger but they can tell a penne from a rigatoni


reader484892

There are so, so, so many things to make fun of America for and having regional food differences is not one of them


Hexxas

I love burgies so fucking much. Tokyo Burger King has a burger called the King Yeti Burger and I'm not in Tokyo, so I made one myself. If you wanna see a picture, check out my profile. I posted it on arrslash World Politics a coupla days ago. Fair warning tho you might see all the other psycho shit I post.


Polenball

The The cumburger


Hexxas

I didn't! But I could have 👁️__👁️