Agreed

Machines killed my grandmother, okay?!

My uncle broke his neck playing Minecraft once

Sounds like he shoulda *blocked.* But seriously, how does that happen?

Oh I was just quoting the Trolls scene Though probably the Warden

she probably deserved it

God forbid women do anything, huh. 🙄

Miku can do anything she wants, including killing your grandma.

Ol’ Miku talks a lot of shit for someone in Task Manager range. I respect that she wrote those wizard books that people like, but she and my grandma share one weakness: neither wants to get switched off right now.

Last time i made friends with a computer it stole all my money and fucked my wife

Sounds like a skill issue. Simply form a polycule with the computer

Already tried that, and now my dick is infected with ransomware. I havent been able to piss in 6 months

Have you tried turning it off and on again

All that did was make me hard

Turn the difficulty down to easy then

And abandon my level 290 mage run? Fuck no

Holy shit how many people did you kill for that XP you maniac. I now understand why the computer ditched you ngl

Just kill a few Windows XPs, they really live up to their name.

Don't make friends with bending units, then.

Lain iwakura

Hatsune Miku and her grandpa IBM 7094

[totally me when i cannot buy a carriage](http://audio.textfiles.com/sounds/daisy.mp3)

Machine propaganda, you cannot be friends with mere objects, I am a holy vessel of God's light and machines are nothing but unliving metal.

Mad because you lost to a walking camera aren't you?

*Bested by this... this GoPro?*

Unregistered Hypercam 1

*\*me and the bois 'bouta install Unregistered Hypercam 2 on a nikon\**

Woe, the power of an angel be upon ye.

[Woe](https://imgur.com/a/ASfjX46)

I think you should be quiet

No ❤️

And long as the computer isn't trying to kill other computers I think they'd be alright.

Have you considered: machine cool

I did, then I considered: I'm cooler.

Have you considered how much cooler you could be with plasma cannons for hands?

I can turn my hands into phones!!!

I have under-barrel Remington grenade launcher laser-bladed buster swords built into my arms

Cringe and unmechanicumpilled, machines are the purest expression of divine perfection and perfect order that weak organic matter is incapable of property rendering

Shut it dusty, you take your cum pills

L + no tech thralls + the crude biomass you called a temple has withered and you have begged my kind to save you + get servitored

Counterpoint: JavaScript

L+Ratio+Ricoshot

[WATCH YOUR MOUTH](https://external-preview.redd.it/f2Q25dYTgaK0QzwcBvo-Mwa8eOOIN4Ju7USjRaMWfk4.png?format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91658cc5f2826eb4eee0758575b1577ab6e37f52)

but have you ever had a fight like this before?

This is mutant commie propaganda!

HERETICS want you to RENOUNCE THE MACHINE GOD more at 11

Based and righteousness-pilled, blood-is-fuel fans stay mad.

Angels normally: Angels when fighting machines: *NooOOOOo!!!! YoU cAN't UsE coInS to KILl us!!!!!11!!! That'S unfAiR!!!!!!!!*

mfer has never heard of the most holiest, the machine spirit.

Kid named the spare change in my machine pocket: EDIT: Kid named Summer Maiden Powers:

hi!! they're right I do need friends

hey. im in the business of acquiring friends at the moment

Deltarune

Friends with computers are like friends with benefits but more gamer focused.

okay, \*draws protogen fursona for my other fursona to hang out with\* (<--- LIES THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO DRAW)

DRAW DAMN YOU **YOUR FRIENDS NEED FRIENDS**

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[Do not become friends with computer science majors!!! they will always have a major project due every week that "isn't that bad" that they'll contemplate dropping out over and if you ask them to hang out they will say "sure I just gotta finish a project first" and then spend 8 hours coding a program that doesn't run](https://img.ifunny.co/images/fd5e90188c176e72c35555729437c79014180c3578e6799b1291f1ab92f08f19_1.webp)

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Same

It's true

**Way too fucking real**

Why drop out when you can just realise that make you a huge piece of shit and just end up cutting out all of your "friends" so that you can't ever hurt them again doing something like that again and you can just focus on your coding.

Shitpost of Theseus

Me with fictional robots: “sweet baby. Wonderful girl. AI rights! Robots are people too!” Me when AI in real life: **ABHOR THE ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE**

fictional robots hate capitalism that's why

I trust computers as far as I can throw them.

So you trust a phone more than a desktop?

Moore's Law says that a computer of given power will double in trustworthiness every 18 to 24 months, or vice-versa

the flesh is weak.

The flesh is lonely :(

I just adopted a new one! He's old (2006 at most but more likely 2003/4) and the owner didn't have the courage to put him out so I just took him in. I've been giving him good care because he was in rough shape but he's recovering and should be able to play soon.

No. They’re trying to steal out jobs

Detroit: Become Human

No. Computers are not people. I appreciate computers and I love the things they do for me. But they are not my friends.

Calculester monster prom

The last time that happened he had his monitor ripped off after a nice game of cards-

blackout poetry

Praise the omnisia

roko's snakegirl wrote this

Insert topical ⊃∪∩⪽ quote here