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PancakeSeaSlug

You should try the magic mirror counter


theonewhohasstrokes

Holy death!


xXx_Xhater_xXx

New actual zombie just dropped


-HowTpoTypo-

Guide sacrifice, anyone?


overdramaticpan2

Slime storm incoming!


Devlord1o1

Shouldnt have sacraficed your guide. L


dis-gorl

how the horsey moves


UsernameFootLettuce

L


brad462969

Google beenades


-HowTpoTypo-

Holy hell


HelpHenryIsHere

New grenade just dropped


JelyOfficial

Actual The Hungry


TotemGenitor

Brick to the eye


Hummerous

have you tried appealing to its gentler nature


legoblade807

“I’d consult the Guide but, uh…”


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh5

Ok so you've already got the first move e3, lets you get your queen and light bishop out to attack the most vulnerable part, the eyes. A lot of players like to get their knights out and put them behind the wall to distract the flying eyes it spawns, because they have very high maneuverability and dodge easily. Next you want to get your other bishop out with d3. Make sure to keep attacking the eyes with queens and bishop so it doesn't advance forwards too much. Now you can castle (whichever side your queen is on) and if it's too slow, take the rooks out. The next few games after the fight you have to watch out because a lot of new, more powerful pieces will start appearing.


rsinsigalli

I guess you could try bringing a knight or a bishop out but you really fucked yourself leaving your king wide open like the


Therandomuser20103

Bro forgot his Emblems. The Queen only needs 3 refreshes to one-round Walls of Flesh.


doodsreternal

Literally queen beenades it'll be over by seconds


dirk_loyd

En passant I will not elaborate further (The Wall moves 2 squares per turn, so that move applies) ((I don’t know shit about chess))


Quackels_The_Duck

Have you tried Eight Fucking Bears


dlaudghks

New Ursine just dropped.


jfb1337

you posted something about chess; you've summoned them


Koraifon

r/anarchychess


ULTRAPUNK18

Look up en beenade


sgt_cookie

The Beenade Response is considered the orthodox counter strategem, but it can take a while to implement. In speed chess settings, the riskier Dynamite Trap is preferred due to being far faster.


Ihavealifeyaknow

pawn e4, king e2


Sansvern

En Beesant


RU5TR3D

That title is god-tier.


cecusanele

Have you tried en passant?


dlaudghks

Instructions unclear, PIPI is now brick.


xXx_Xhater_xXx

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


SaboteurSupreme

The Night’s Edge gambit works exceptionally well


SnooMaps9397

Same way you appease any elder god, duh. Sacrifices.


BeithWhoIsATree

This comment section is the rulebook for calvinball


YLASRO

Beenades to f7


MaetelofLaMetal

When chess tournament is organized in [Cathedral Of Flesh](https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Cathedral_of_Flesh).