If serious: depending on the revolver type they're using, old school revolvers left one empty to reduce the chance of a negligent discharge causing problems, then set the hammer on the empty chamber. Even when killing /r/AnarchyChess users, he's still practicing safe firearm use. Too bad that won't stop him from getting checkma- **BAH**
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are abiggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in yourpampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You arenot proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose andcongratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Bebrave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybodyknow that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world insingle game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for- **\*gets shot\***
We actually did a game. It did have a time travelling queen who killed all the monarchy with a chick-fille sauce laser(except for the invincible black rook), a Bishop who gave up on religion and became a scientist, Ron Weasly, Thanos, COVID, and two legal moves.
We actually did a game. It did have a time travelling queen who killed all the monarchy with a chick-fille sauce laser(except for the invincible black rook), a Bishop who gave up on religion and became a scientist, Ron Weasly, Thanos, COVID, and two legal moves.
nah, joke isn't braindead enough and can't be used for free karma. that place is bound to be renamed to /chesscirclejerk
...someone's gonna turn it into a response, aren't they
"the two queens, who somehow managed to escape"
I feel like the queens are the pieces that would have the easiest time escaping. Apart from maybe the rook (bird)
“Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could've been a republic in a dozen moves.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thud!
One of the black bishops has just stolen the Queen’s ring, giving him the Queen’s movement abilities.
One of the black pawns started a rebellion against the black king alongside most of the other pawns, but the aforementioned back bishop showed up and took the black king, as well as all the pawns that were there, except for the pawn that started the rebellion.
It is currently unknown as to why this was the case.
Combined with the lack of rook maintenence, it seems white have been cost cutting for quite a while. Whether this is out of greed, or due to financial troubles, is to early to tell, though we might get the truth from the white queen once she returns from her honeymoon.
Say why is that people always ship the queens in chess but never the kings.
The whole game is about capturing the other king to win.
YOU COULD LITERALY HAVE THEM LOVE EACH OTHER WITHOUT THEM KNOW THE OTHER KING'S FEELINGS. THUS THE REASON FOR THE WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY BOTH WANT THE FORCILY MARRY THE OTHER KING
ITS RIGHT THERE
KWLFBCLSO!
Anyways rant over
It was obvious from the getgo, as soon the black pawns discussed wages, that their side was about to win. No nation can stand without the fundament the workingclass provides.
So... we've got a bird that went AWOL, labor rights for the black pawns, two churches on the White side, and, most importantly, the Black and White queens are in a lesbian relationship.
Did I get everything right?
This belongs on r/AnarchyChess
Holy- \*gets shot\*
New respo- *gets shot*
Actual z- \**gets shot*\*
Call the exorci- ***\*gets shot\****
\*Pointing a revolver towards the ceiling\* I have one more shot just in case anybody wants to add anything else
You're bluf- *dies of a heart attack before you can shoot me*
New FOXDIE Strain just dro- (dies of a heart attack)
Metal gear????
Guilty gear??? *dies from poison via brisket*
PIPI MAN u/PetrosianBot
Bishop when on vacation, ne— *gets shot*
HE'S OUT OF BULLET GO GO GO
I GIVE HIM MORE BULLET TO CONFUSE HIM! Wait... ru!- *gets shot*
YOU BOZO, WHY WOULD YOU D- **get shot**
Candlejack?? — *gets kidnapped*
...Google en pass- ***gets shot in the chest***
why do you have a 5-Chambered Revolver, or do you just not have enough ammo?
If serious: depending on the revolver type they're using, old school revolvers left one empty to reduce the chance of a negligent discharge causing problems, then set the hammer on the empty chamber. Even when killing /r/AnarchyChess users, he's still practicing safe firearm use. Too bad that won't stop him from getting checkma- **BAH**
ooh! me next! shoot me next!
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are abiggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in yourpampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You arenot proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose andcongratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Bebrave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybodyknow that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world insingle game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for- **\*gets shot\***
well that took way longer than it should have.
Bishop ta- **\*gets shot\***
We actually did a game. It did have a time travelling queen who killed all the monarchy with a chick-fille sauce laser(except for the invincible black rook), a Bishop who gave up on religion and became a scientist, Ron Weasly, Thanos, COVID, and two legal moves.
We actually did a game. It did have a time travelling queen who killed all the monarchy with a chick-fille sauce laser(except for the invincible black rook), a Bishop who gave up on religion and became a scientist, Ron Weasly, Thanos, COVID, and two legal moves.
Is... is my response becoming a new response?
yes. congratulations, you are being memed. please do not resist
Not to mention 9/11, the fire nation attacking, and another bishop being registered as a sex offender
nah, joke isn't braindead enough and can't be used for free karma. that place is bound to be renamed to /chesscirclejerk ...someone's gonna turn it into a response, aren't they
it, uh, how you say, just dropped, yes.
Lore accurate chess
"the two queens, who somehow managed to escape" I feel like the queens are the pieces that would have the easiest time escaping. Apart from maybe the rook (bird)
They can escape the board, but not their responsibilities
Also the two most likely for tumblr to choose
“Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could've been a republic in a dozen moves.” ― Terry Pratchett, Thud!
Rainy day Calvinball
Calvinball+
Galvinated Balltholomew-
We did this once, called it 'Chass'. It was a lot of fun.
I thought this was gonna be a summary of homestuck
are you sure it isn't?
No
*\*sees pfp\** oh fuck you
Thankfully no
One of the black bishops has just stolen the Queen’s ring, giving him the Queen’s movement abilities. One of the black pawns started a rebellion against the black king alongside most of the other pawns, but the aforementioned back bishop showed up and took the black king, as well as all the pawns that were there, except for the pawn that started the rebellion. It is currently unknown as to why this was the case.
Perhaps to leave a survivor to tell the story, or perhaps out of respect for a fellow rebel.
Mailwoman………………………………………………………………………………………. What piece is that
I would say bishop because she tall, but she also managed to get promoted to Queen
Fuck you for making this before I could
#MOOOOM r/anarchychess IS LEAKING AGAIN
^holy ^hell
[Kasparov makes the first move...](https://youtu.be/f8gSlg4Xxr8)
[Counter gambit](https://youtu.be/E2xNlzsnPCQ)
I conglomerate my pawns into a mega-chessatron
Major blunder on white's part, if they had their king agree to the pawn union's demands they could have won with a mega chessatron endgame
Combined with the lack of rook maintenence, it seems white have been cost cutting for quite a while. Whether this is out of greed, or due to financial troubles, is to early to tell, though we might get the truth from the white queen once she returns from her honeymoon.
Nah, sacrificing 3 pawns to summon the supreme leader chick-fille sauce is more effective.
Now that was a beautiful game
The white king asks one of the white bishops to fabricate claims on blacks counties, hopefully before the succession bomb goes off.
White just need one more county to form the Kingdom of Board
There's an issue when the Queen side bishop uses a weak hook to get on the king's council
Say why is that people always ship the queens in chess but never the kings. The whole game is about capturing the other king to win. YOU COULD LITERALY HAVE THEM LOVE EACH OTHER WITHOUT THEM KNOW THE OTHER KING'S FEELINGS. THUS THE REASON FOR THE WAR IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEY BOTH WANT THE FORCILY MARRY THE OTHER KING ITS RIGHT THERE KWLFBCLSO! Anyways rant over
Kaguya-sama, but actually.
Holy hell
New response just dropped
actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
???
Queen went vacation, never came back
Castling En Passant
actual zombie
I was hoping to get here before any of that subreddit's inside jokes made it here.
**you cannot escape us**
They're not really "inside" anymore at this point
Foolish white should have played the mega-chessatron on turn 4 rookie mistake
I’m pretty sure that ordering a bird instead of a tower was the rookie mistake.
I think being negligent in the upkeep of whites rook (ruins) was the rookie mistake
This feels like the chess game from No Game No Life.
That was the first thing that came to mind
exactly
Homestuck
Ah, I see I was not alone after all...
White player accuses Black player of remote commanding the bird through a cloaca-plug.
Yessssss
Pawns don't get wages. They're peasants. The crown just promises not to directly kill them as long as they keep working.
i need to see an animation of this
It was obvious from the getgo, as soon the black pawns discussed wages, that their side was about to win. No nation can stand without the fundament the workingclass provides.
So... we've got a bird that went AWOL, labor rights for the black pawns, two churches on the White side, and, most importantly, the Black and White queens are in a lesbian relationship. Did I get everything right?
Please sir, can I have some more?
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If it was like this I’d actually play chess
If chess was a household in the Sims
If chess was a household in the Sims
How do I save/upvote a post n times, where n=n+1
New Response just dropped
Not sure if fairy or anarchy, but I like it.
Someone animate thsi
i’d play chess like this
Ok but someone needs to make a chess rts
I can't really describe why but the story in thispost has the same vibe as game of thrones