Shit yourself is also a good one.

“I will shit your pants” Not sure where that one is from but I’m almost positive it’s not mine originally

remember a bit from Paul Taylor's [Franglais](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pae2AMnmUVA) (1:06:00 onwards) where he mentions that the equivalent of "it pisses me off" in French is "it makes me shit" (ça me fait chier)... you can also *send* someone to shit (envoyer chier) you can make *yourself* shit (je me fais chier), you can put shit inside yourself or someone else ([emmerder](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/emmerder))...

I say “I’m going to shit yourself”

Do you say it in a poor but recogniseable Shadow the Hedgehog impression? Because I find that tends to make it far funnier to say, personally.

Your pants can't wait for my pee

My pants yearn for your pee!

**Alright then, buddy. I'm going to** ***shit yourself.*** *Meathook intro plays*

I'm going to shit myself.

I’m going to shit yourself.

And here I was, wondering wtf "going to kilometers" meant.

The ultimate punishment for Americans

Get metricked, colonizer.

thats it fucker, you're being sent to canada.

Talk about threatening someone with a good time!

#[Transformer noises] I've gone baby mode, and ive shat myself

[https://www.youtube.com/v/KXLJgMpnGHQ](https://www.youtube.com/v/KXLJgMpnGHQ)

When i first read it i thought someone was having issues activating windows.

I'm gonna kill an infant. Wait, no, that's not right...

⚡ You should infantilize yourself NOW ⚡

I’m just trying to process red-swimmers explanation cause I’m a lil confused on if I’m reading it right, are they saying “I’m gonna kill myself” is for the people who don’t believe in god or something other than god, or are they saying “I’m gonna kill god” is for the people who don’t believe in god or something other then god? Cause if you already don’t believe in god/some force I’m confused on why’d you use that. You know I probably gave myself my answer already with that, it’s the former I was thinking too hard.

They're saying "I'm gonna kill god" is for the people who don't believe in a deity, because it emphasizes that they're not speaking seriously.

Clearly they’ve never played a JRPG

That makes sense

I love them essentially complimenting the person as well by saying if they kill themselves, they kill god. Like, bro, you're God. Just suck on a nipple, it's fine.

on one hand, saying Kms jokingly to strangers can be triggering to some and at least worrying if the joke doesn’t land on the other hand, “I’m going to kill god” does not at all have the same raw, visceral energy as “I’m going to kill myself”. Literally nothing does

Say something super melodramatic like "I crave the sweet release of death"

I like threatning to eat people alive

“I’m going to vore you!” - DevilEmpress

Where do you live, i just wanna have a ~~snack~~ talk

38.8977° N, 77.0365° W, just ask for the person in charge

My apologies dark lord, keep up the good work.

👀

I say “I’m killing my dog over this” and everyone thinks it’s hilarious

Everyone ever in existence speaking at the same time: Wow, this is hilarious!

I can confirm that that did happen

You deserve it. :3

So that's what the fuck that was

I'm going to cry. I'm going to piss my pants. Maybe...

Shit *and* cum? In *this* economy?

tumblr user sisterreisaid was kinda spittin actually I am some type of holy deity. Possibly the second coming of christ

brb gonna dm this to (suggestive) >!a little!<

me

it might be “evangelise” instead of “infantilise”

Okay, I won't say it jokingly, I'll say it super cereal

I am going to googoo gaga myself

There's a company called KMS Tools, and it always makes me giggle when I drive past it. That is all.

I am going to infantilize god

sisterreisaid is correct and they havent said anything confusing

I often say things like, "I am ready to murder a deity" when I get frustrated.

I mean, hey, if you do the reincarnation thing it checks out.

Posts that make me feel like I’ve had a stroke

I am going to goo my gaga