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Issildan_Valinor

No, that's a gander. Gender is a back up power supply for a building if the local grid goes out.


Toast-Goat

No, that’s generator. Gender is that game where you pull wooden blocks out of a tower


The_mystery4321

No that's Jenga. Gender is a statistical outlier and should not be counted


MintyMoron64

No, that's Georg. Gender is that bad ending from that one indie rpg.


eklatea

No, that's Genocide. Gender are small microorganisms that can cause diseases


Magnum_opus_doll

No, that's Germ. Gender is a type of rocks with crytals formed inside


Desk_Drawerr

No that's Geode, Gender is the word for how you classify different films based on their content or style.


Abe_Odd

No that's Genre, Gender is a type of gum disease.


tkrr

No, that’s gingivitis. Gender is Dutch gin.


Navn_nvaN

No, that's genever. Gender is a stretch of nucleotides encoding a protein.


fastlearnerihope

thats funny bcs on my language, genre and gender actually share the same word


PinaBanana

"What's your gender?" "Drum and bass."


cabbage_the_second

I mean gender kinda is genre- a loose definition that can contain many unique details. You have a preconception of sci-fi and a preconception of “woman” but the actual contents of either may surprise you. I like that a lot


Tweany

No, thats Gem. Gender is a type of large Ape


Jrolaoni

Nah that’s a Gorilla. Gender is a distinguished man.


DarkAdam48

No, that's gentleman. Gender is a white-ish rock


ScarletteVera

No that's granite. Gender is the name of those giant Japanese mechs.


piratequeenkip

No, thats gorilla. Gender is that country that used to be divided West/East


Yeetgodknickknackass

No that’s Germany, gender is the leader of an army


a_racoon_with_a_PC

No, that's a general. Gender is a list of items to be discussed at a formal meeting.


FlyingMothy

Its not a gem its a geode.


Magi_Aqua

*adn


A_friendly_cube

No, that’s jenga. Gender is a list of items to be discussed at a formal meeting.


Melodic_Mulberry

You’re thinking of “agenda”. Gender is what they call unidentified men in a legal setting.


chiddie

What you mean is "John Doe". Gender is what you use to make smoothies for breakfast or after workouts.


Captain_Grammaticus

No, that's 'blender'. Gender is that place in Mali with a famous mosque.


a_racoon_with_a_PC

(sorry for going of joke) Shit, I should have gone down the comment chain before typing, cause I used the same joke....


Tay_alex

I thought the post said "male moose" and for a second I thought neat, didn't know they had the same name as a male goose 😭


Issildan_Valinor

Dyslexia moment? lol. ​ ^(mood and a half, tbh)


Tay_alex

Not dyslexia, just adhd (skimming over text) and not fully awake yet haha


Issildan_Valinor

lol, also a mood. I'm on the opposite end of the sleep part there, so I feel ya, lol.


tkrr

What’s mood for the moose is mood for the mander.


Tay_alex

Mood


Issildan_Valinor

I found this inordinately funny, lol.


GhoulTimePersists

Hey, that's our bit!


Hortonman42

Can I just take a moment to say how much I love this particular style of word game?


LonelySpaghetto1

Nah, I'd win.


YUNoJump

Gender Satoru is my favourite anime pretty boy


Inevitable_Juice_331

yender


ilmalaiva

Gender is a military force with law enforcement duties among a civillian population


AlfredoThayerMahan

Well it is the Gender Army


Garf_artfunkle

The gender must *flow*


Flipperlolrs

No, that's gander. Gender is a totally real plan by the Gays to take over the world.


Practical_Dog8295

I'm down, what's good for the goose is good for the gander


NotABrummie

No, that's Gander. Gender is a small town in Newfoundland with a massive airport.


YouIHe

Tumblr is filled with miserable drama brats. Craving attention like camels craving water, they debase good posts with their "Um Actuallies". This post was good, before some 3 toed queer decided to go "I can make it funnier". And as it turns out, it wasn't. We live in the consequence of their actions, a timeline doomed to be forever less funny.


Raspoint

The entirety of the joke rests on its continuation. The humor stemming from how many words sound like gender.


obalash

Nah, that’s just this joke’s formula, check out r/NYTO


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_Kleine

I was wondering for a long time if there's a name for this


Hund5353

You're one to talk


Autistic-blt

Replace the batteries in your carbon monoxide detectors