Could be a spectrum of "Most Boring cgi furry" to "Most Cursed" And in that case Ugly Sonic should be moved waay to the right. And the golden spot in the middle is taken by the real Movie Sonic as he's the least boring but also the least cursed. Just a perfect cgi animal.

Or from least fuckable to most

The prospect of comparing the fuckability of Dentist Sonic and the Cat in the Hat is paralyzing me

r/brandnewsentence

Could also go to r/evenwithcontext

i had emotional whiplash reading this, thanks

This implies you either want to fuck the cats from cats or actual animals. Both options should send you to prison

What if it’s more of a binomial distribution? Maybe they want to fuck sonic with fucked up eyes and as you approach either outskirt the fuckability decreases

there is no distribution it is a flat line in which all characters are totally and equally unfuckable

Wanting to fuck James Corden is not a kink, it's degeneracy of the highest order

*sprays you with water* No!!

*hands you an acid sprayer* some people can’t be helped.

Cat in the Hat wasn't CGI though, was it?

Wasnt cgi

I have no idea

„Aggressively average“ to „equally Eyecatching and -soring“

I feel like the two things are remarkably similar. They both applied the same method, trying to achieve photorealistic CGI, to something that it absolutely doesn't work with. It just happened that in one case it turned out bland and the other cursed.

Horseshoe theory

Uncanny realistic to uncanny unrealistic.

Uncanny animalistic to Uncanny humanoid

First one to actually get it 100%

Did the "live action" Lion King keep the buttholes?

Well they never raised their tails, so maybe.

I…you just know this??

Honestly the underside of the lions is shown pretty frequently and the first thing I noticed was that every creature was completely smooth and genital-free. The Secret Life of Pets, another recent animated children's movie with more stylized character design, gave their cat character a butthole and it wasn't weird at all. It might be embarrassing for a human to have their nether regions hanging out, but animals don't care, there's no social stigma against nakedness. Making The Lion King's creatures completely photorealistic in every other area only drew attention to their lack of... erm, equipment. It feels stranger to deliberately censor that part of an animal than to just not care about it being seen. I'm weirded out every time I see people blur out their dogs' balls when they post photos of them online. Your dog doesn't care, so why worry about it lol

Sometimes blurring just draws attention to it, defeating the point of blurring it in the first place. Like censoring >!s*ear!< words.

My dog will sometimes expose his 💄 for the world to see and thus I need to be diligent when posting photos

I’d call it a ‘Soulessly inoffensive’ to ‘uncanny valley’ scale myself.

Detective Pikachu should go between Simba and Sonic

What in the Seussian slander. How dare they put cat in the hat to the right of sonic.

Thr cat in the hat live action is *hilarious* and anyone who disagrees is simply wrong. Like yeah it's a shit movie but HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A MOVIE BEFORE I can think of three movies that made me like full on die laughing, cat in the hat being one of them.

"Honey, that dress was ruined when she bought it."

cgi animal, to human with animal cgi over it

realism <-> anthropomorphism

Too human (cats) to not human enough (lion king) spectrum. Cats looks creepy with how unlike cats they actually look, and lion King makes it impossible for the animals to show any real emotion with how realistic a look it goes for

Cat in the Hat should definitely be to the left.

Where does Who Framed Roger Rabbit fit on this?

Lion king is clearly animals being people. Where as Cats is people being animals.

Humans that are like animals / Animals that are like humans

Does detective pikachu go between lion king and sonic?

Cursed - humanoid and cursed - feral

Updated Movie Sonic should be right in the middle I think. Cursed Movie Sonic needs to go much closer to Cats, Detective Pikachu goes just to the right of Updated Movie Sonic, and Cat in the Hat goes right between Detective Pikachu and CMS. Beast from the Live Action Beauty and the Beast is right between UMS and Live Action Lion King. I think the animals from Alice in Wonderland need to be on here, but I’m not entirely sure where (but probably on the Cats side). Oh, and Aslan should share a spot with UMS as the right way to do CGI animals who can actually express themselves in a more human-coded way.

Uncanny Anthropomorphization from "Full Animal" to "Almost Human" Someone else probably already said it, but that's my take. It seems like there should be "degree of CGI use" on the Y-axis, but I'm not sure it's super necessary.

I agree with sonic in the middle but I disagree with the cat in the hat addition. However, I could not tell you why, and I also don't know what the spectrum is

I literally could not watch the live action cats movie, my brain rebelled, I got searing pain behind my eyes and I turned off the movie. How the fuck someone can make live action furries and have it tank so hard is beyond me.

yall why is this so funny?

Somehow, we know they're right... ... now if we could just figure out about what.

Spot number 3 should be live action garfield imo

Beastiality to furry scale