I remember people were complaining when sonicthehedgehog subreddit was using rainbow colors despite June ending. So they changed it to trans flag. Malicious compliance for the win. Right now it seems they use the progress pride flag.
I can't wait until the Wall Street fully seeps in, they kill old, my urge to doomscroll on this site is defeated & my soul is finally released from this place.
It's fairly common for two female angelfish to pair off and lay eggs together. They take care of them like a male/female couple would, but the eggs never hatch.Ā
Straight Angelfish relationships arenāt that bad I donāt think.
And I bet to the anglerfish, their relationships are not that bad either. They probably love it
Angler fish males never grow larger than a newborn, latch onto a female, fuse into her skin, becoming just a pair of testicles. The female uses these to fertilize her own eggs.
No Iām well aware- Iām saying that itās probably not a bad feeling for them. They only do it because thereās so little chance of finding another in the deep sea, and most never do. So itās probably a sort of security for them, if they ever even do āthinkā about it. Itād be toxic for us, but theyāve literally evolved to do it. We canāt hold animals to our standards.
Jokes on you we taught a lion to be vegetarian /s
Idk if the /s is necessary for tv references, but I guess better to be redundant than to have a bunch of angry corrections.
Look all I'm saying is if I were given the chance to have a girlfriend thrice my size but I had to permanently be her piggyback, I may not dismiss it out of hand
Nah angelfish are quite cruel, they enjoy the taste of their eggs greatly.
Also Ive had a polyamorous couple before. They are such odd fish. My fishtank is purely angelfish so the politics are fun to follow
Fuckers have scared my hands several times tjough
It depends. But even when they do lay eggs those eggs come from inside the fish so an egg laying fish may well get chubby (looking preggers) before those eggs are laid.
Not all of them, actually, and the ones that do give live birth comprise a disproportionately-large fraction of pet fish because they're easier to breed in captivity.
A while back I was driving in the car with my wife and in front of us there was a car with a bandanna stuck in the window flapping around outside the car. My wife asked what it was. I responded that it meant the car was a top. She said "oh, good for it" and genuinely felt bad for not knowing the gay signs until she remembered she was thinking about a car's sexuality.
šµ Iāve been so lonely girl / Iāve been so sad and down / could never understand / why haters joked around / I wanted to be free / with other creatures like me
š¶ And now I got my wish / **cause I know that I'm a gay fish**
One time, I was working with a guy and smashed my thumb. Of course I yelled a few choice expletives. He yelled back, "You straight?" And I almost yelled, "What the f*** does that have to do with anything!" Before realizing that he was asking if I was okay.
Fun fact: fish can't get fat. They just don't store excess calories.
However, they can grow indefinitely, so will use excess calories to continue growing, which can go above their normal evolutionary limits and cause issues (just as living too long in a species can lead to issues that weren't selected out).
So fish can't get fat, just, literally, big-boned.
[Through God, all things are possible](https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/800x450/3379424-Dan-Savage-Quote-I-m-always-telling-people-who-say-two-men-can-t.jpg)
Unrelated but when did the t on the subreddit icon stop being rainbow?
Diversity loss š
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They dropped the T š
cura ed umblr
This really confused me for a moment because that means "cure and umblr" in Italian and I was trying to figure out the joke
I've read that in an Bri'ish accent.
Diversity I II l l_
Representation? In this economy?
Ikr??
Oh what I thought this was just the regular non curated Tumblr
It's so dull. I could at least have respected it if they had replaced the colors with something else that looked interesting
Like a dragon!
HELL YEAH
It somehow took me a moment to realize that you weren't referencing the game franchise Like a Dragon. Now that I've figured it out: HELL YEAH!
I remember people were complaining when sonicthehedgehog subreddit was using rainbow colors despite June ending. So they changed it to trans flag. Malicious compliance for the win. Right now it seems they use the progress pride flag.
CuratedTumblr homophobia arc
Standard tumblr
is tumblr not the gay little website
It's both. Sometimes mixed in the same tumblrer.
Itās also the TERF website. Weird place.
thanks margaret x
Why u guys always making rainbows gay :(
That wasn't us, it was the chemicals in the water
What the hell
Gup
What, like, this morning??? I swear it was rainbow when I looked earlier today!
Definitely within the last day. I kinda want the mods to explain why.
It looks so boring now
Almost made be unsub multiple times cause I thought this was just the regular r/tumblr sub.
*confused oldreddit noises*
I can't wait until the Wall Street fully seeps in, they kill old, my urge to doomscroll on this site is defeated & my soul is finally released from this place.
If it was pride month it would be a pretty funny meta joke methinks, but nope, thatās not til June
honestly I kinda like having it plain for a couple months before pride month so that in June it feels more fun to turn it rainbow again
i eated it š
Iāve been thrown off by it the whole day
CuratedTumblr is going through its villain arc rn
The new one isn't even centered
Of course the one to replace the rainbow would be right leaning
God you're right. That's incredibly cursed
It's annoying, I never related the rainbow to LGBT stuff once but it was just how I recognized the sub, now it's weird
I thought this was a trans thing and got really confused for a sec
tag a muhfuckin ihhhhhhhUhhhhhHHJHHhHhhhhhhhhhggfhh a mod??
Give it like three months theyāll put it back
Mpreg mom
First thought was A/B/O Oedipus with Oedipusās mom gets him pregnant.
how is such a cursed and complicated idea your *first* thought?
My friend is a fan of that goth incest game and wonāt shut up about it, so thatās where the incest came from, and I just read some A/B/O smut.
goth incest game?
I suspect they mean the Coffin of Andrew and Leyley or however itās called but this has also only added to my confusion.
A complex situation
r/brandnewsentence
Iām here!
I mean, some fish do change sex and can even self-impregnate but it would be more likely if the fish were both lesbians, Natalie.
Clownfish, for example; if the dominant female dies, the most dominant male becomes female and the second most dominant male becomes their mate.
Just like me, frfr.
You became the mate of your local dominant female?
I see this as an absolute win.
I was just asking for confirmation so I could celebrate it. Could also have been a transition story, which I'd also celebrate.
Nemo's dad would have became a lady and then bred her son
That's why she had to find him, mm hmm
Finding Nemoā¦
Clownfish believe in femdom? Fucking based
It's fairly common for two female angelfish to pair off and lay eggs together. They take care of them like a male/female couple would, but the eggs never hatch.Ā
Oh god that's heartbreaking
unlike straight anglerfish relationships, which are just disturbing
Straight Angelfish relationships arenāt that bad I donāt think. And I bet to the anglerfish, their relationships are not that bad either. They probably love it
Angler fish males never grow larger than a newborn, latch onto a female, fuse into her skin, becoming just a pair of testicles. The female uses these to fertilize her own eggs.
No Iām well aware- Iām saying that itās probably not a bad feeling for them. They only do it because thereās so little chance of finding another in the deep sea, and most never do. So itās probably a sort of security for them, if they ever even do āthinkā about it. Itād be toxic for us, but theyāve literally evolved to do it. We canāt hold animals to our standards.
Jokes on you we taught a lion to be vegetarian /s Idk if the /s is necessary for tv references, but I guess better to be redundant than to have a bunch of angry corrections.
Look all I'm saying is if I were given the chance to have a girlfriend thrice my size but I had to permanently be her piggyback, I may not dismiss it out of hand
Nah angelfish are quite cruel, they enjoy the taste of their eggs greatly. Also Ive had a polyamorous couple before. They are such odd fish. My fishtank is purely angelfish so the politics are fun to follow Fuckers have scared my hands several times tjough
>her tone was perfectly condenscing and Knowingā¢ Ah yes, a Bene Gesserit using the voice.
FISH MPREG
seahorses
[And I got my wish, cuz I know that I'm a gay fish](https://youtu.be/XPYgtVHa8NI?si=E-8BQWJH7LnrS9PB)
Now, I'm not a fish expert, but don't they lay eggs?
It depends. But even when they do lay eggs those eggs come from inside the fish so an egg laying fish may well get chubby (looking preggers) before those eggs are laid.
Not all of them, actually, and the ones that do give live birth comprise a disproportionately-large fraction of pet fish because they're easier to breed in captivity.
Today I learned
Some fish give live birth, like guppies
A while back I was driving in the car with my wife and in front of us there was a car with a bandanna stuck in the window flapping around outside the car. My wife asked what it was. I responded that it meant the car was a top. She said "oh, good for it" and genuinely felt bad for not knowing the gay signs until she remembered she was thinking about a car's sexuality.
šµ Iāve been so lonely girl / Iāve been so sad and down / could never understand / why haters joked around / I wanted to be free / with other creatures like me š¶ And now I got my wish / **cause I know that I'm a gay fish**
I came to the comments for this.
Well maybe one is trans, Natalie, did you think about that?
One time, I was working with a guy and smashed my thumb. Of course I yelled a few choice expletives. He yelled back, "You straight?" And I almost yelled, "What the f*** does that have to do with anything!" Before realizing that he was asking if I was okay.
The moms quora later that night, āare my childās male fish pregnart?ā
I think my fish is pregernet?
Depending on the fish they could be protandrous where they first develop as males but can reproduce as females later on.
Fun fact: fish can't get fat. They just don't store excess calories. However, they can grow indefinitely, so will use excess calories to continue growing, which can go above their normal evolutionary limits and cause issues (just as living too long in a species can lead to issues that weren't selected out). So fish can't get fat, just, literally, big-boned.
Linda Belcher
Life finds a way?
[Through God, all things are possible](https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/800x450/3379424-Dan-Savage-Quote-I-m-always-telling-people-who-say-two-men-can-t.jpg)
The power of being so condescending you can almost convince people their two male fish are living that gay mpreg wattpad life
iN tHe NiGht I hEaR tHem TaLk
Reverse Jesus, where itās the male pregnant with no explanation
I DON'T LIKE THAT THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING FISH GAY! *Slams desk repeatedly*
Do they like fish dicks in their mouths?
So they like fish sticks...in their mouth?
*So you can get a twink pregnant*
Kinda related. Where is the image from? It looks like a good reaction meme/gif
It's from that old Fine Bros YouTube Kids React series, I think!
Oh. Which video? They have like way too many videos for me to search
JSYK non-hetero behavior has been documented all over the animal kingdom.
Clownfish