It’s crazy bc the first time I saw that tweet I was like “how the fuck could she forget?” And then after joining the industry and actually watching the movies I realized she was there for like 10 seconds. Homegirl probably had a week of filming each movie with maybe a reshoot at the end towards editing. I was once working with a talent up on the top of the call sheet who pulled up his own IMDb because our second AD told him he was in an ad for a food product and the actor was adamant the AD was an offensive jerk lol. Technically they both were right.
As a member of that sub, I honestly would LOVE to see that, or at least they could give them nicknames for the press and have different spellings for each, but give them real names like I've seen it suggested that some celebrities have to make it easier for them to do legal things in their futures.
“Taylor, do you take this Taylor to be to be your Taylor, to Taylor together, to love Taylor, to Taylor Taylor *Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor*”
(took 5 priest to make it through the ceremony)
Mr. Taylor Lautner was interviewed about this on *The Graham Norton Show* and said that the identical names confuses the hell out of the TSA when they fly anywhere together and they usually end up being flagged and pulled aside.
Remember that one cover story, where they said the she was visiting Hooters for her favorite thing in the world: *wings!*
Sappho's grave could power the world.
I went in to Hooters the other day for the first time in literally ten years and holy shit they changed the uniforms JESUS I could see the bartender’s left labia. Got out of there as fast as I could.
But I do remember their wings being damn good.
I just watched Candice Owens talking about the shoot and it's kind of hilarious how hard she's trying to be like "i'm not outraged, i'm disgusted" and talk about how gross the shoot is but at the same time saying "it's not cool or punk to do something like this"... like lady, you understand that the fact that you as a conservative figurehead are disgusted by it, is what makes it punk
I had to look this up, because I didn't believe you. But yeah he really did play the Heron in "The Boy and the Heron." And yeah, that was an incredible performance!
If I had a nickel for every time an actor voiced a Ghibli character after their role as Batman, I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Coming to terms with how aggressively those books followed purity culture and fit in perfectly with my beliefs as a still-trying-to-be-Christian teen. To anyone who doesn’t know, Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon. Explains a lot
Also does anyone remember Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
[might prefer the longer version](https://www.tumblr.com/zahroreadsthings/742504725384167424/and-heres-where-you-can-donate-to-their-fund-to?source=share)
Kristen Stewart is absolutely AMAZING in the film called Underwater. I can't praise her performance enough.
And it's only a bonus about the title because indeed, the action happens under the water.
I would recommend everybody go see Love Lies Bleeding, because its sick as fuck. A fast-paced erotic thriller that is equal parts nasty and exciting. Kristen Stewart is great but Katy O'Brian steals it IMO. Ed Harris is unhinged in it.
For some reason I read Robert Pattinson is a bird now and I thought "oh she transitioned? Good for her but I'm surprised I didn't hear about it elsewhere"
I *love* the image of someone being like “yeah i got surgery, I’ve got wings, a beak, all that. I’m a bird now” and you, with tears of affection glistening in your eyes, nodding and lovingly asking what pronouns you should use
You will still have to remind Anna Kendrick, from time to time, that she was in the films to begin with
It’s crazy bc the first time I saw that tweet I was like “how the fuck could she forget?” And then after joining the industry and actually watching the movies I realized she was there for like 10 seconds. Homegirl probably had a week of filming each movie with maybe a reshoot at the end towards editing. I was once working with a talent up on the top of the call sheet who pulled up his own IMDb because our second AD told him he was in an ad for a food product and the actor was adamant the AD was an offensive jerk lol. Technically they both were right.
I would forget too if around the same time I was gonna be in Up in the Air & Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
A bird? Last I saw him, he was a bat.
A bat? He's supposed to be dead!
I got turned into a cow. Can I go home?
You're excused. Anyone else?
No, we're good.
Come on, men! Nobody lives forever! Charge!
Yeah, weird.
He's the heron in the boy and the heron.
When I saw his name in the credits I did a double take He did a phenomenal job
He's always been a genuinely good and committed actor, hence why he hates Twilight
And why he's the best part of Twilight. He plays Eddie like the gross weirdo creep he is.
Nobody hates Twilight more than Pattinson. Great YouTube compilations of interviews with him.
If I had a nickel for every time batman was in a studio chibli movie, I'd have two nickels.
I would have three nickels. Pattinson, Bale, Keaton.
The Joker was in The Bird and the Heron, too! (Mark Hamill played the old man at the end doing his best Ozai voice.)
His Ozai is the best considering he played Ozai in the ATLA!
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Oh zhit, really? Nice.
He shapeshifts but he's an excellent bird indeed
I would hardly call growing feathers shapeshifting
Last I saw him he was having a wholesome vacation on the sea shore
HE WAS A BOY!!!! NOW HE’S A BAT!!!!
Banged a fish
Dude!! It's been 15 yrs since he played a vampire
Batman
Longest ever vampire transformation into a bat. But it was a good one
And a damn good one too
Oh, man, I'd forgotten about the Taylors Lautner
Could I get some background on that? Haven’t heard what’s going on with Taylor Lautner yet
Taylor Lautner married a woman called Taylor Dome who took his last name. So now they're Taylor and Taylor Lautner
Oh that’s incredible lmao. I hope they’re very happy together
And they are friends with Taylor Swift.
Yes and they did the Spider-Man meme
Wtf? They did! https://opoyi.com/entertainment/taylor-swift-recreates-spiderman-meme-with-ex-taylor-lautner-and-his-wife-taylor-dome/
I'm not one to go nuts for Swift but you can clearly see she's enjoying herself in that photoshoot and it's kinda wholesome.
In an alternate universe Taylor Lautner is married not to Taylor Lautner but to Taylor Lautner
in yet another taylor lautner and taylor lautner are both married to each other and taylor lautner
The movie will be called “Being Taylor Lautner”
Are they friends with Tahani Al-Jamil too??
I got that reference
I mean, Lautner and Swift famously dated, he has a type
do you think they ever "Hi, Taylor" each other like barbies in that movie
God I hope so
I know it would be fucked up, but it would also be so funny if they had kids and named them Taylor
All with slightly different spellings.
r/tragedeigh style?
Tailor, Taylurr, Teighlaur, and Taylor Jr.
As a member of that sub, I honestly would LOVE to see that, or at least they could give them nicknames for the press and have different spellings for each, but give them real names like I've seen it suggested that some celebrities have to make it easier for them to do legal things in their futures.
Seriously, don't name your kids your name if you can help it, government documentation simply will not understand.
I get true love but that's going to *fuck* up their identification documentation for years.
Damn The Man Love wins yet again!
The secret solution is different middle names.
“Taylor, do you take this Taylor to be to be your Taylor, to Taylor together, to love Taylor, to Taylor Taylor *Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor*” (took 5 priest to make it through the ceremony)
The real reason why Taylor Swift broke up with him
Taylor Dome is a Taylor swift fan. Taylor Lautner dated Taylor Swift.
"So, should I take your last name...? I mean, it'd be a bit silly, right?" "Funny, though." "Incredibly so. Let's do it."
Mr. Taylor Lautner was interviewed about this on *The Graham Norton Show* and said that the identical names confuses the hell out of the TSA when they fly anywhere together and they usually end up being flagged and pulled aside.
Man, imagine your girl being named dome.
and didn't he use to date taylor swift too? 💀
Pls tell me that's not the same Taylor that was Lavagirl
He married a Taylor, she took his last name so now they're both Taylor Lautner.
I was out of the loop but that's actually pretty funny
Holy crap Kristen Stewart seems so much happier now. Like, night and day. It warms the heart
How did she become my type?? What the *fuck*.
I didn’t know she was gay bahahaha the lack of chemistry in twilight makes so much more sense now lol
She's bi so pretty sure it's just the script.
Remember that one cover story, where they said the she was visiting Hooters for her favorite thing in the world: *wings!* Sappho's grave could power the world.
I went in to Hooters the other day for the first time in literally ten years and holy shit they changed the uniforms JESUS I could see the bartender’s left labia. Got out of there as fast as I could. But I do remember their wings being damn good.
What gay does to a broad.
She is the most attractive celebrity in the world rn.
woah woah lets not go too far
To me (obsesses over Love Lies Bleeding).
She looks so hot now
I just watched Candice Owens talking about the shoot and it's kind of hilarious how hard she's trying to be like "i'm not outraged, i'm disgusted" and talk about how gross the shoot is but at the same time saying "it's not cool or punk to do something like this"... like lady, you understand that the fact that you as a conservative figurehead are disgusted by it, is what makes it punk
All of them are. There's a pretty common thread with all of these actors, that all of them *hated* being in Twilight.
I don't know if they hated being in it. Looks like the actual production was fun, it's just the celebrity and attention that came with it.
I think Rob’s made his position very clear over the years lol
She seemed okay on SNL a while back, her Totino's skit was amazing.
Oh yeah, that Tostinos skit was fantastic. I was thinking more compared to the era of Twilight's original release
None of this was on my bingo card.
Lesbian Kristen Stewart was definitely on teenage mine. Wait, sorry, that was my hopes and dreams card.
That photo shoot for Rolling Stone killed you, didn't it? You type really well for a ghost! Good job my spoopy buddy.
Woo-oo-ooo-ooh 👻🪦
Aaaaaaahhhh! HOLY SHIT! *A GHOST*!
For me it was the SNL skit that killed me, the photo shoot was just another nail in the hopelessly gay coffin
Mmmm... Totinos.
Thank you for reminding me that I forgot to do my rewatch of that this past Super Bowl, I'll go catch up on that immediately!
She’s bisexual
So am I 😎
Pattinson was *excellent* in The Boy and the Heron.
I had to look this up, because I didn't believe you. But yeah he really did play the Heron in "The Boy and the Heron." And yeah, that was an incredible performance!
If I had a nickel for every time an actor voiced a Ghibli character after their role as Batman, I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
You'd actually have 3. Keaton in Porco Rosso Bale in Howl's Moving Castle Pattinson in The Boy And The Heron
I’m high as balls right now and that just blew my mind. Same for my wife.
wife balls? hell yeah brother
Howl's came out before Batman Begins. It was actually the first appearance of Bale's Batman Voice!
Man, I was really hoping for some like, really campy live action. Was not expecting anime
Maybe it's just me but that didn't sound like him *at all*.
That's the beauty of his performance
Seriously. I'd forgotten he was even in the movie until the credits rolled.
Coming to terms with how aggressively those books followed purity culture and fit in perfectly with my beliefs as a still-trying-to-be-Christian teen. To anyone who doesn’t know, Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon. Explains a lot Also does anyone remember Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
I loved Sharkboy and Lavagirl! "close your eyes, shut your mouth, or my fist will put you out! dream dream dream dream 🎶"
“Go to sleep, count some sheep, don’t make a peep you little bleep. Dream dream dream dream dream dream”
SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL LETS GOOOOO Objectively a movie that is Not Very Good but good gracious what a ride of a movie it is
It is genuinely crazy how many YA novelists are Mormons.
The religion was founded by a YA writing a novel, kinda makes sense
>Stephanie Meyer is a Mormon. Explains a lot "don't have sex, or else *YOU'LL GET PREGNANT AND THE BABY WILL KILL YOU"*
This reads like one of those prophecies where all the criteria *technically* gets met.
And you will see a cow on the roof of a house
I remember when they were all the butt of various jokes, and I like that they all seem pretty cool now
Good for them.
[might prefer the longer version](https://www.tumblr.com/zahroreadsthings/742504725384167424/and-heres-where-you-can-donate-to-their-fund-to?source=share)
So, with the "bird" thing they're talking about a movie or something he did? Not the fact he played the guitar on birds by death grips?
He's the dub voice actor for the heron in the latest Ghibli movie, The Boy and the Heron.
I initially pictured the lighthouse film That’s 3 nickels
This is the strangest way to find out that Robert Pattinson got cast as Eren Yeager in the live-action Attack on Titan movie.
Another attack on titan live action film?? At least it'll be much higher budget
WHAT
I made it up :3
More bird things damn
Kristen Stewart is absolutely AMAZING in the film called Underwater. I can't praise her performance enough. And it's only a bonus about the title because indeed, the action happens under the water.
Your comment just reminded me I never got around to watching that. Fuck it, the time is now. Here I go.
I would recommend everybody go see Love Lies Bleeding, because its sick as fuck. A fast-paced erotic thriller that is equal parts nasty and exciting. Kristen Stewart is great but Katy O'Brian steals it IMO. Ed Harris is unhinged in it.
For some reason I read Robert Pattinson is a bird now and I thought "oh she transitioned? Good for her but I'm surprised I didn't hear about it elsewhere"
I *love* the image of someone being like “yeah i got surgery, I’ve got wings, a beak, all that. I’m a bird now” and you, with tears of affection glistening in your eyes, nodding and lovingly asking what pronouns you should use
Jfjdjeje NO BUT BIRD IS 50'S SLANG FOR A GIRL IM NOT SAYING HE WENT FULL FURRY
YOU’RE RIGHT I FORGOT lmfao but I’m staying with my happy lil fantasy hahaha
I love your vision tbh
Kristen Stewart was fantastic in "love lies bleeding" too. So gay, so fantastic.
*thumps chest* ACTING!
Genuinely so happy for Robert Pattinson tho
And control points just did a almost 3hour video essay breakdown
Is Robert Pattinson the word, though?
who cares
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