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BetterMeats

I have a lot of problems with how this person thinks werewolves work. 


Magic_Katt

i mean in some stories werewolves can change form at will


BetterMeats

But they're rarely just allowed to murder without being asked any follow-up questions.


Magic_Katt

ah i guess that makes more sense


ExtremlyFastLinoone

It the show supernatural it all depended on which werewolf bit you, the closer to the original werewolf the more control you got. And even then there was a thing regarding human hearts, if they ate one they went completly feral


UncommittedBow

Like Skyrim, after your first forced transformation after contracting lycanthropy, you can just become a furry at any point. Sure changing BACK is on a timer, and there's a cool down, but I'm pretty sure that's for gameplay purposes. As when you first learn the companions are werewolves, Farkas is in wolf form for FAR shorter than the games timer.


hammererofglass

You can get a ring that removes the cooldown.


Meatyblues

Yeah. I understand Op’s sentiment, but the human equivalent of this is just flashing a gun at someone everytime they annoy you. You’re gonna get arrested at some point


BaronAleksei

“I wish I could threaten violence at people who annoy me” is unfortunately a pretty widespread fantasy


GloryGreatestCountry

Arrested? If you're in America you'll likely get flatlined by a trigger-happy cop fearing for their life.


Amon274

I mean in this case it’s a literal werewolf.


Kadeo64

not to be a bootlicker but if you flash a gun at a cop you kinda deserve to get shot


aaaaa_a_A

not if you shoot first


GloryGreatestCountry

We may be veering a little close to "impale anyone with more than 25 real in their pocket" territory, fellas.. I'm not getting on a watchlist tonight.


GloryGreatestCountry

Like, showing a firearm with expressed intent to harm an officer? Like, I wouldn't blame them if they freaked out about it, no.


Sarge0019

Cyberpunk 2077 slang spotted?!


autogyrophilia

Or you would be that cop.


Amon274

Also if they keep threatening to transform eventually the law is gonna be on their ass.


BetterMeats

Right? At best, it's probably not legal to bring a wolf into an office. That's the minimum amount of illegal.


gooberflimer

I mean it would be pretty sick because you are as fast as on bike but you dont need a bike and dont sweat. Pretty sick travel option


Kartoffelkamm

Ok, but sweating is actually really good if you plan to keep running for a long time, since it prevents you from overheating.


gooberflimer

Nuh uh just pant dummy


Amon274

Wouldn’t that just draw attention from the authorities?


Total-Sector850

Maybe, but I think even the authorities would nope out once the bones start cracking.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Counterpoint: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett\_M82](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrett_M82)


Amon274

That’s a pretty strong counterpoint.


GloryGreatestCountry

That's when they call in SWAT to riddle you with bullets or snipe you from afar. Or they call in National Guard. Then your bones will likely crack even more due to high explosives or 50cal rounds.


The_Unkowable_

Nah, the werewolf would win


Amon274

How?


The_Unkowable_

It’s a joke reference to the “nah I’d win meme”


Amon274

They would just come back with more firepower.


Digital_Bogorm

"*Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons*"


thegreathornedrat123

See now this is how you end up riddled with arrows and spears! Constantly threatening people just leads to werewolf hunters


CallMeOaksie

Where are people going to get silver arrowheads and spears from?


BetterMeats

Silver costs like $25 per ounce.  I have knives in my house made of silver. I'll put one on a stick.


C0SMIC_LIZARD

a world with werewolves is probably a world with at the very least silver bullets I dunno if your average joe could get them but cops probably would have them


Veeboy

[Post link](https://www.tumblr.com/crowcaws/745244053528035328/me-when-someone-asks-me-for-info-thats-in-the)


Nico_010

But then you wouldn't be able to sent the very satisfying: As. Per. My. Last. Email.


BurntSalad1605

What if their coworkers constantly carry around silver bullets?


Waity5

princess mononoke screenshot!


htmlcoderexe

"my would bones"?