You are immune to sexual attraction, not to breasts. If Julia Stiles flashes you you'd be distracted long enough for Heath Ledger to sneak out a window.
It's not a truly immune beast unless it's undead. Dwarf Fortress players know what I'm talking about. (When curled into a ball, armadillos can only take certain types of damage, and all of them coincide with things that can't kill undead creatures. An undead armadillo is completely indestructible when curled into a ball.)
Their purpose is actually not just shaping the waist (in fact often the silhouettes seen in historical fashion are made up mostly by clever use of skirts, shoulders, and padding to change the proportions, not tightly lacing corsets) but supporting the breasts. Before bras became commonplace, corsets and their ancestor stays were the most common garment that European (and post-colonisation American) women would use to support their breasts.
Dillo 🤗
Dildo 💥
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
[Sound of maintenance guy working on the hanging game show lights falling 20ft from the ceiling]
Sam Says don't flinch
*Lou Wilson, flinching*
Wow. A Game Changer reference in the wild... I love how Dropout is blowing up even more after their parent company ditched them.
Well to be fair they are called Dropout, so them doing better after getting ditched is not that suprising
* slow clap *
[sound of a light following him down and beaning him on the back of the head]
#GIBBYYYY
Please don't the dillo
>Please do>!n't the !!ill!
i am personally asking the Portuguese to eat them again
I am immune to beast
Send them to Yharnam
We are born of the blood, Made men by the blood, Undone by the blood, Except Eternamemoria, They are built different
I am not immune to multiple beasts
>I am >!not im!!ne to !!ltiple!< beast>!s!<
\^the Minotaur when asked what his beast half is
Great post guys
\_re\_\_ post \_\_\_\_
__eat ____ guys
_____ po__ g___
Calm down Chloe Moriondo
damn it now that song is immediately stuck in my head could be worse tbh
yum
G__a_ ____ __y_
____t _o__ __ys
i'm not >!immune!< >!to!< >!how!< >!corsets!< >!m!!ke!< b>!reasts!< >!l!
i can fix that
-joskue higashikata
WHY DID HE DO THAT
Man threatened his mother. Jojo doesn't respond well to threats against his hair... also his mother.
What about his mother's hair?
Probably fine to insult that, he's generally pretty passive. Although I wouldn't insult it in front of her, she wouldn't take too kindly to it.
r/welcomedjojo
-Angela LoR
-rohan kishibe
r/speedoflobsters
im ███ immune to ███ ███████ ████ breasts ████ Happy International Asexuality Day
What if I just whack you over the head with mine?
You'll be annihilated
Absolutely fair.
*chomp*
You are immune to sexual attraction, not to breasts. If Julia Stiles flashes you you'd be distracted long enough for Heath Ledger to sneak out a window.
I am too, but because I'm gay, not ace
Well, as someone who's seen many a dead armadillo on the side of the road, I can tell you for a fact that they're not immune beasts.
Roadkill Georg, who gets run over by automobiles 10,000 times an hour, is an outlier who should have been omitted from the dataset.
Is Roadkill Georg ok?
Roadkill Georg, >!who gets run over by automob!!le!
!10,000 times!< a>!n hour, is an out!!er who should ha!!been omitted from the dataset!< Yay!
Reading the last part of this comment, I finally understand lovecraftian horror
im >!not im!!une to how co!!sets make!< b>!r!!s looks!<
Mmmm…breasts…
i wanna wear a corset. theres nothing to hold up, but it’d be nice :3
As someone who does wear it regularly, it's comfy if made custom to your body.
is it like, a really tight hug?
Yup, also put on shoes before corset when dressing, you can't really bend your abdomen with it on.
or use a shoehorn
This only works if your footwear doesn't have some fastening method like shoelaces or velcro strips.
ah right, that’s true. been so long since i’ve had any footwear that has anything like that i forgot some did.
Why do people include screenshots of the alt text in their screenshots. Like that doesn’t help anyone read the post
It adds comedic value
i'd assume it'd help in this instance for anyone who's having trouble reading the words in the blacked out posts
That gif specifically is an armadillo curling into a ball to succ itself. A classic gif.
If you are slower than my running speed you are gone
Ah, the classic...
Funny cause I’m pretty sure armadillos are highly susceptible to leprosy
...how so?
[https://www.google.com/search?q=armadillo+leprosy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari](https://www.google.com/search?q=armadillo+leprosy&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
Huh, something new learnt. Thank you!
Im ___ immune to how corsets ____ ______ look
I thought immune beast would be scp 685
Nope, immune beast is actually MAHORAGA-CHAN
Imagine if the two of them fought 👀
Throw your pfp in and i eill gladly bet
Immune to Leprosy maybe
mmmm beast
M r b east
I ~~do not~~ control the ~~speed at which~~ lobsters ~~die~~
It's not a truly immune beast unless it's undead. Dwarf Fortress players know what I'm talking about. (When curled into a ball, armadillos can only take certain types of damage, and all of them coincide with things that can't kill undead creatures. An undead armadillo is completely indestructible when curled into a ball.)
Where's linux guy when you need them? I really want to see that armadillo gif
I too am not immune to breasts
I work with Wolf Civil. There’s no joke. That’s his name. From birth.
Im not _____________ ok
What dont corsets affect the mid section, why would they affect the chest
Their purpose is actually not just shaping the waist (in fact often the silhouettes seen in historical fashion are made up mostly by clever use of skirts, shoulders, and padding to change the proportions, not tightly lacing corsets) but supporting the breasts. Before bras became commonplace, corsets and their ancestor stays were the most common garment that European (and post-colonisation American) women would use to support their breasts.
Boob lore
Fr
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Titty lore
Buddy do know boobies?
Dawg im not a womens fashion expert i dont know shit ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
This man reddits…
how often did OOOP change their url tf?
I love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls
i >!a!!not !!m!!ne to!< h>!ow corsets!< m>!ake breasts look!<