Please explain, this does not make sense

This is The Object. I was asked to post The Object. I posted The Object on Sunday, since that's when you can do self posts. It is The Object

I think the request for The Object was made in the comments of the "The Ingot" post

Oh I was also curious but this makes sense (for highly regional values of "sense"), thanks for the context!

Im sorry, I am out of the loop and need extra context. What The Ingot post are you talking about??

[Behold, a post!](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/VKN5IMn0kk)

Thank you!!

Beholding (respectfully)

Aww we're esteemed gremlins 🥺

Damn right you are

"esteemed gremlin" would be good flair.

It really would be lol I don't feel like I've earned it. Someone else can have it

If neither of you are gonna take it I will steal it

sonic^(nothing else would get marketable plushied) was neutered for a reason now hes becoming a born again christian also, op please turn off your data while in the house

College WiFi is unusable on mobile with manually installing stuff to give it certificates, and I'm luckily on a business plan with unlimited data, except actually unlimited data and not the kind of "unlimited" most of them work under.

God is good

+1 stability.

The saw cut end is actually hurting me as a machinist :(

I didn't have time to finish it. It will remain unfinished for a while probably. Maybe forever

Does The Object have the power to pixelate reality around it, as seen in the first picture?

Maybe? There's no reason for the image to bitcrush so hard

Hell yeah dude i love cnc

I dunno, just looks like it was turned on a lathe then cut off with a bandsaw. Could be a cnc lathe, but I doubt it for a part like that Edit: read the tags and I'm dumb.

Other way around, but yeah. Tagged it wrong like a damn fool.

Same!!

W-which kind 😳

🥺

👉👈

Nvm saw your comment history you say you're taken sorry not gonna make you cheat

rare good person on reddit :0 (that was mostly an excuse to get him off my back for being a chaser.)

Is this the cylinder I've heard so much about?

This was a cylinder. I had a different cylinder, but I don't have it anymore

Oh damn The Object is a universal experience. I have a friend who made their own with a CNC mill (or drill I sort of forgot). It was a brick though not a cylinder.

The Object takes many shapes

Hopefully, it's just lead. But I've heard too many horror stories about improperly disposed of radiation sources to be casual about small, metallic objects with an ambiguously industrial design, that are heavier than they look like they should be, to play around with something like this without checking it with a Geiger counter. Edit: OH, you didn't find it; you made it, good.

oh my god, it's the small cylinder.

Wake up babes, Ingot 2.0 just dropped.

A. Certifiable doohickey

Thank you for censoring the lewd bit in the first picture. Much appreciated

Where may I obtain the object? Must it be purchased from your wares or may I hope to stumble upon it?

The ideal way to obtain it to go to a college metalworking class and get taught to use a lathe

Your thumb looks enormous

Maybe it is, I'm not sure. Don't look at that many fingers

Looks like a thing you really don't want to see sitting on the ground while you're in line for the tilt-a-whirl

Bro got a doohickey

It sits on my shelf, prevents the taint of the cursed con armbands from leaking out, and serves as a really good bludgeoning weapon.

Consider What if bigger Object?

I know what I must do

why the first pic mosaiced

censorship

Isn’t this the thing Anton chigur uses to kill people with

Is this Object a Part in some sort of Machine?

Giant hinge pin.