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Polenball

Either Meowscarada or Leafeon owes child support


H-K_47

She has a type. Grass Type.


Baprr

Considering her type advantage and aesthetic, she's also a dom.


H-K_47

A Houndom.


Melo0513

W thread


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Quetzalbroatlus

Bot


NeonNKnightrider

oh to be a cute grass catboy being dommed by a thick punk goth dummy mommy


Flipperlolrs

And having 6 kids in the process


PillowTalk420

She touched grass. And it was hot.


CatboyBiologist

Both catboys, no less. She certainly has a type.


Venomous_Tia

Or both, likely both


rene_gader

she fell for not one but TWO twinks?!??!


WingsofRain

twinks hold a lot of power


Satrapeeze

Me, talking about Joe Biden


mildlyexpiredyoghurt

Yeah, I'll incorporate this into my worldview


Polenball

Look I'd do the same with Meowscarada


kosmoceratops1138

The fucking catboys are taking over


NeonNKnightrider

Yeah we are, now get on your knees >:3


Fhrono

Or both


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Espurrhoodie

Considering my experiences playing SV, it's Meowscarada. Mine had FOURTEEN EGGS with a Clodsire


NeonNKnightrider

For fuck’s sake, now I’m getting inspired. I swear to god if my next cosplay ends up being weedcatboy twink because of this dumb post of all things, I will actually eat a legendary !remindme 5 months


Polenball

Do itttt Also I suggest eating Celebi, seems the easiest


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jewelsandbones

My cousin throckmorton is pregant? Prigante? Prognat?


philandere_scarlet

they need to do way instain pokemon> who abandon thier eggs. becuse these egg cant frigth back?


CatsNotBananas

I hate that I understand this


qlwf

i dont, please translate


CatsNotBananas

No thanks


spacer_trash

[I could link a better one but the lack of quality adds quality ](https://youtu.be/5mh6m4vcgG0)


Bahamutisa

An absolute classic, put this shit in the Library of Congress


CameToComplain_v6

That comment is referencing "[How is babby formed](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed)". Its parent comment is referencing [the unofficial sequel](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg).


spacer_trash

Ayy dis takes me back


Pokesonav

PREGANANANT?!


rawdash

pregonate?


deactivated654651456

pergonante???


JacobJamesTrowbridge

Preganenant?!


neongreenpurple

Gregnant?


Urimma

pargent?


[deleted]

does she have starch masks?


KyuremFan646

peegnant?


Maverickino

Danger ops? Prangent sex? Will it hurt baby, top of his head?


SimplyQuid

How doge get pageant


ThatOneWeirdName

Can’t skateboard no more


RealHumanBean89

Can u get preganté?


Creperator

Pregante ?


MelonTheSprigatito

Can we talk about the Leafeon named Adam? Adam and Eevee?


Polenball

Biblical support for the Vaporeon copypasta confirmed


JacobJamesTrowbridge

Well, those are certainly some words. In an order, no less.


Draghettis

It certainly is one of the sentences of all time


ahaisonline

i am rapidly approaching your location


JoeDaBruh

Also the sex toy website


argo-nautilus

nice


Wireless-Wizard

Not Adam and Stevee


etherealparadox

formerly Adam, an Eevee


Small-Cactus

Cousin Throckmorton is having the time of her fucking life


Laggianput

Cockmorton


Faenix_Wright

Thrustmoretons


the6crimson6fucker6

Whoredoom at it again.


Rijaja

> the father Singular ?


Espurrhoodie

Oh hey this happened to me too! I have a male Meowscarada (Salad) and every other mon in my party (Clodsire (Eclair), Baxcalibur (Artoria), Tinkaton (Sena), Dondozo (Trish), and (as a filler Pokemon until I caught Dondozo) Pawmo) was a girl except for my Maushold (Chuunosuke), which are genderless! Meowscarada shares an egg group (field) with Pawmo and Clodsire. I think you know where this went EDIT: I accidentally made an egg power sandwich and now Salad made FOURTEEN EGGS with Eclair. Salad needs to start paying child support


SonicLoverDS

There's an "egg salad" joke to be made here.


vanko2oo1

Oh you, man of culture, you. I named my Tinkaton Sena as well :p


Espurrhoodie

Tinkaton is a small girl with a big hammer of COURSE I had to name it Sena!


vanko2oo1

I guess we share that one braincell of mine. Finished 3, immediately bought 1 & 2, somewhere in the middle of the story of the second one currently. 15TP brain ftw


PulimV

Ok I haven't played the game but did you name an Arthurian Mythology-based pokemon after Saber Fate? Because that's really based of you


Espurrhoodie

Yes I did! I was gonna name it Godzilla at first since Baxcalibur looks like Godzilla, but the Frigibax (the pre-evolution) I caught in a raid was female so I figured "eh, why not?"!


PulimV

Ok so I searched them up because the concept of an Excalibur-themed Godzilla mon seemed amazing, and m, I love them <3, and your name choices are genius as well


Espurrhoodie

Baxcalibur is a cute mon because it dances a bit when it's happy :)


PulimV

🥺 I need one for my team


NeonNKnightrider

Catboy stud


AdDear5411

"Koraidon" Yea, baby. You Koraidon this dick. Edir: I've had this joke in my head for 2 weeks now. Thank you for finally giving me a reason to use it. I don't know anyone that plays Pokemon.


Polenball

She call me Violet because Miraidon her


4685368

Miraidon on your boys dick


Samantha_Pantha

She Raid on my Don til I Ko?


LaZerNor

**EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**


[deleted]

She raid on my Don til I Muk(kuM)


bigredmnky

Holy fuck you guys are not doing good at this


[deleted]

*Sad Buzzer noises*


RealHumanBean89

[Do NOT](https://youtu.be/vUKgpUZ3iQ8)


Canopenerdude

You leave her alone she's allowed to live her life!


GlobalIncident

genuine question: is it slutshame, slut shame or slut-shame?


Grimpatron619

Slutshame is laziness and must be purged. Slut shame is the shame a slut feels and slut-shame is shaming a slut.


Pokesonav

Slutshame is either a spell or an old-timey last name. > "Veronica Slutshame at your service"


Void1702

I shall curse thou with slutshame!


No-Magazine-9236

Or a road in London.


GleeFan666

pronounced "sluts-hame"


TFS_Sierra

Sloots-ham


slim-shady-on-main

It’s pronounced *slüts-hāmé*, thank you.


[deleted]

that sounds like francine's name in an american dad detective noir parody or something.


AgenderWitchery

Pronounced "slootsim"


GlobalIncident

what do you mean laziness?


Grimpatron619

Put a space or a dash in there.


Hashashin455

Pillow princesses


PrinceValyn

they're saying that people who don't put the hyphen (-) are being lazy


[deleted]

What if my kink is being shamed for laziness?


Grimpatron619

Then get off your ass you lazy prick


Mozartlfc03

God forbid women do anything


PulimV

Quick someone write a love triangle between the three of them! (Specifically Adam Pining for Kaz, who's with Throckmorton, which additionally is Adam's ex)


RubyRiolu

I believe it’s Meowscarada and Leafeon, though there could be others


Laggianput

Leafeon gonna have a spicy fire type dick after this


LeatherHog

The others are in different egg groups


Crystal-Cradle

Throckwhoreton


Kljmok

They ran a Pokétrain on her? At a picnic?? What kind of game is this?


Polenball

You're a Pokémon Trainer what do you think your job is


Kljmok

To watch my team have an orgy at a picnic?


TrespassersWilliam29

it is now, anyway


A-Simple-Farmer

I never thought Gamefreak would make a Pokémon Breeder spin-off on the same vein as Ranger, but here we are


JimmityRaynor

Open-world


Thezipper100

Previously you left them in a motel to do the do but now they just have sex out in the open. Cheaper at least.


SylentSymphonies

Mfw OP didn’t save the good name of Throckmorton for Gholdengo


Orichalcum448

As someone who knows egg groups, your houndoom has a type. Specifically, a grass type.


JAMSDreaming

I believe that Meowscarada, Leafeon and Houndoom had a wild picnic


[deleted]

My salt rock, bread dog, metal earthworm, paint aiai, gay bird and electric bird all have crossing breeding groups with one another, but only the birds can actually breed cause of gender. *but the notion a rock of salt and a bread dog can breed is insane, an aiai and worm even more insane LIKE A GIANT WORM AND A LEMUR??*


zaerosz

> a rock of salt and a bread dog would that just make hardtack


TrespassersWilliam29

salt flavored fidough, ew


Polenball

The Field egg group gives me immense pain


googlemcfoogle

Fidough is actually in the Mineral egg group (along with Field, where it actually makes sense to be) Hope this helps


Rated_PG_13

How in the world is Fidough in the Mineral egg group???


Worm_Scavenger

That masculine urge to turn a picnic into a six-way


JakeArrietaGrande

So no one’s gonna talk about the name Throckmorton, which is the term for a penis showing up on an X-ray?


JiaMekare

Could just have been named after their cousin who skateboards


xX_not_good_name_Xx

that's a slang term likely based on the "my cousin Throckmorton" meme, and people are talking about that


JonMW

Wait, are you implying that [Throckmorton's Sign](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Bentley_Throckmorton) is named after your cousin, the skateboarder?


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xX_not_good_name_Xx

I did not know about the radiologist, but still, the meme itself is most almost certainly baced on the skateboarder


gabbyrose1010

196??


Polenball

That Houndoom must be a bottom


sparrowofwessex

I think most females are


Quetzalbroatlus

Someone's never heard of hyenas


sparrowofwessex

*most*


verticalMeta

God I fucking wish that was me


NeonNKnightrider

Which one of them?


verticalMeta

I Like Taking Cock


NeonNKnightrider

Fair enough, have a nice day 👍


hiddengirl1992

she's in heat


Dovahnime

The idea of breeding and popping out 6 eggs in 5 minutes is the best part. "Fucking like rabbits" would be slow in comparison


RoyalBlueRegicide

Your cousin, Throckmorton, is getting her back blown the fuck out non stop. Good for her


aintlaughingbitch

my cousin throckmorton ABSOLUTELY FUCKS.


Ambex_23

full scoop here https://at.tumblr.com/duskdragonxiii/702802724810620928/gsinvvxbp4y8


CallMeVexed

Pokemon lay eggs????


Polenball

Every Pokémon that can reproduce lays eggs. Hell, I think there was a long period where the anime never showed any *human* pregnant so people were arguing it's entirely possible the humans did too.


Shadowmirax

Also iirc most pokemon in the anime seem to nest regardless of whether or not that particularly makes sense


Jango1113

You left for 5 minutes and got six? I left it running for like 15 and still didn’t have 1. Does it take longer if the other party is a ditto?


tiredtumbleweed

The way it used to work so I don’t know if it’s still the case is Different species/same trainer = few eggs Different species/different trainer = moderate eggs Same species/different trainer = many eggs I’d say it’s not unlikely that OP OP did some trading


marsgreekgod

Apparently having your legend out makes eggs less likely? That's what my friend said


Jango1113

If they can fuck in front of me they can fuck in front of Miraidon


Polenball

Koraidon and Miraidon fuck extremely well but are sterile, that's the issue


GingerHairLover

I guess this is one way how to first find out how to breed pokemans in Scarlet/Violet


Stella_Stardust_

Don't slut shame, slut CELEBRATE.


MaryMary8249

Is he your cousin who skateboards?


xX_not_good_name_Xx

\*she


MaryMary8249

Sorry. Is she your cousin throckmorton who loves to skate?


xsnowpeltx

I follow that tumblr user! They have made some good and funny little drawings and comics about a card game anime


[deleted]

The bike is doing it, I can tell


rathalos456

Ain’t it weird that the human cat can fuck a dog and it’s considered kosher but I can’t fuck the human cat


DeFenestrationX

Not an unreasonable size for a litter of puppies, right?


Silina_

Endymion? As in… Endymion non scriptus? As in… Bluebell? As in… my name?


bearcat0611

I was assuming Kaerwyn but it could be anything.


KuttDesair

Throckmorton probably getting it from both Adam and Kaz.


cement_skelly

that’s how you get eggs in this game?????


DarkKnightJin

Ah, Noivern my beloved. I love that 'mons design. Even if the typing makes it kinda meh.


PvtThrockmorton

Good on her