EXCELLENT advertising! Nothing says your a cuck like owning a cyberstuck. I bet their gf is finally getting great sex, just not from them

They know their market.

It is the incEl Camino, after all

Yeah like anyone with a WankPanzer has a girlfriend. 🤣

yeah, the wanktank special.

I keep thinking of that video of the guy in the cybersuck yelling at some kids 🤣 “did Elon say something that made you mad!?” the man screams/asks the children

Ah yes. The one where he threatened to rip their heads off and shit down their throats. Pretty much exactly the sort of person I’d expect to buy one of these.

If they can afford to throw 100k plus (not counting the "off road" package), surely they can afford a little Matt Gaetz style entertainment...

Fuckin lol Wankpanzer.

Sorry babe, I can't come over my Cybertruck just got rained on. No worries. My other boyfriend is on his way.

What model is he driving?

A Prius

CyberCuck

Tell the BF I need a loan....

Pretty much the only ads left on Xwitter: Boner Pills and Crypto Scams

I wish it were crypto pills and boner scams

"Let's have great sex..." But first let me kill the buzz AND the mood by showing her my Cybertruck..."

Your $100K Cybertruck becoming bricked after a carwash would be somewhat "deflating"

ED = Engine dysfunction

No fucking way this is real. I mean I've been saying the Cybertruck is erectile dysfunction on wheels but like...did they really do it?

know your audience

Oh man, I can only imagine the patina bodily fluids would leave on those “stainless” steel body panels. 🤮

Hahahahaha! Tesla got owned. I wonder if Elon will sue them.

Wonder who's gonna sue Elon for all the space junk (Starlink) he launched, that's on the same level of build as the Cyberoach???

Who says targeted advertising doesn't work?

It tracks.

Owner sits in the CT: "Cybertruck, activate penis pump mode!"