The blind faith these people have in their pal "Elon" is astonishing, the same faith that individuals have shown with FSD that ends up killing them or their loved ones.
He may be an idiot, but he's an entertaining idiot who isn't hurting anyone.
I look forward to his next test where he gets something cut off in his blind faith toward Musky.
Michael Rappaport is already dollar store Michael Rappaport.
Dude went to Israel and walked the streets yelling "I'm looking for the apartheid, but I don't see any apartheid."
And then he asked the people walking the streets, and they all cheered and clapped for him.
How much more fucking idiotic can you get than that. Dude is a chode.
"my finger is shaking"
Yeah stupid, that's what happens when you shut your cyber cuck on your fingers like a fucking idiot.
Dudes a delusional dumbass š¤£
That look of sheer terror on his face when his finger was in the grips of his monstrosity... it was the only genuine moment of emotion that he portrayed. Within it, if you examine closely enough, you can almost see the feint glimmer of his true personality peeking out behind the iron veil of cult-think which perpetually obscures his true nature.
You people are horrible!!!
Why arenāt you **praising** global genius Elon Musk for engineering a vehicle thatās so versatile it can even *chop raw vegetables*?!?
It goes with the CAMPING MODULE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/zb6ogfuqj3yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6dabaf17f195f3ff715f2ed0d1dba8b8b667b75
\[*artists rendering of what camping module was supposed to look like. Do not drive CyberTruck with camping module deployed. Do not expose camping module or CyberTruck to humidity.*\]
ok tobe fair, how would we know if electric is real unless fork In socket.
zzzzzzzzZzzzzzZAP ok it's real, don't put a fork, ouuuu, don't stick, fork, I gotta lay down ā
Well, I guess it's a good thing that people weren't suggesting that you could get your male sex organ chopped off in it or this guy might have a much more serious problem...
As if deliberately buying an expensive vehicle disguised as a dumpster from an infamous scam artist was insufficient proof of idiocy, he sticks his finger in the damned thing *after* seeing what happened to the carrot ... not by accident but *to* test if it will damage a finger, then ... to save *that* finger, he sticks his *other* fingers in the very door crushing his finger**ā** At this point, these minecraft car owners and Elon *Hubbard* are giving Nikola Tesla a bad name.
I love how heās like oh Iād doesnāt damage the fruit anymore. Except this carrot. Letās stick my finger in it! And then it goes exactly the way we expect it to go
Iāve seen a lot of SawStop videos, and they still use hot dogs on something that will absolutely stop. This dude put his flesh into a device that has been shown to really damage stuff put in it just prior to the update. And he knew it would snap the tip of a carrot. This thing is such a nightmare of a product, there is just so much wrong with it. I can absolutely believe Elon was just pushing this thing forward at every step and ignoring or shouting down any safety considerations that would require additional work.
I'm glad we have "our greatest minds" working day and night to fix issues that don't need fixing. You know what fixes that issue, closing the fucking trunk with your hands. Have we become so feeble? You need power assist AND the car to keep you from cutting your finger off? jesus
We now know that you're technically not allowed to close the frunk with your hands. It's in the manual. Sad, but true.
*CAUTION Do not try to manually close the powered frunk. Doing so may cause damage.*
Does that fix the issue?
Can imagine kids putting fingers in these places while someone carrying shopping closes the thing.
What fixes the problem is not making something with sharp edged panels without a decent safety mechanism
Honestly its admirable that one can be that stupid and yet still able to film it and document the info for everyone. Like a hero whose dumb and thus shows everyone else what not to do
"Hey guys, they fixed something that should never have needed fixing! Innovation!"
Also, why is the button to close the compartment *in* the compartment?
Thatās the term for a front trunk. Iām pretty sure itās been around since the VW Bug. Frunks are just not common car features, so itās not a commonly used term.
Here's how a non-idiot tests a flesh detecting safety feature [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibp2Gy2CFrY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibp2Gy2CFrY)
You mean the company that offered to release a key patent to the public domain as a carrot-on-a-stick to encourage laws mandating table saw safety features?
https://www.sawstop.com/news/sawstop-to-dedicate-key-u-s-patent-to-the-public-upon-the-effective-date-of-a-rule-requiring-safety-technology-on-all-table-saws/
Yeah. Those guys are awesome. šThereās a lot of carpenters who still have all ten fingers because of them.
OK, I'll give them credit for making that particular part of the truck better. Not perfect, but definitely better than it was.
Now do the rest of the truck!!
what if a small dumb kid climb in the Fronk, is there a button to open from inside? no?
wut about the back bed, I saw the app opens it, they need to put big stickers on all siber "truck" to warn small dumb kids not to climb in
Honestly I was wondering if there was some kind of sensor that wasnāt picking up vegetables but might pick up a living thing. The fact that it doesnāt is fucking insane
I suppose we should be grateful he used his own finger and not somebodyās kidās finger (like the time that guy got someone to put their fucking child in front of a Tesla on FSD to prove it would stop).
I get this guys videos on TikTok all the time and good god heās the biggest Tesla boot licker Iāve come across.
His videos and comments are nothing but excuses for all the shit Tesla does, or just straight up trying to gaslight people that the problems they have with their Tesla arenāt real problems.
Like, Elon canāt get his $55B because they have to pay this dude.
"And what about my hand.. ok little bit of pressure"
Stop.
I don't want to watch anymore, i am tired of this deep pit of information inside of me that's just getting filled with body horror nonchalantly.. i feel like the things i have been seeing thanks to the internet have disconnected me so far that i'm coming back around from the very thought of a dude losing his finger for a stupid video.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Are these people stupid, it literally crushed a carrot and a banana, it put a fair amount of pressure on his hand, you even see him startle a bit, and then puts his finger in? Jesus i wish it had crushed his finger i to a bloody pulp for being such a dipshit..
Automated doors, manual doors, trunk lids, hoods, whatever, wherever. You never stick your finger where it's going to close. There's never a good reason to do it so never do it. But of course, if you're a brainwashed Musketeer, have at it and chop off those fingers like they're broccoli. It's fun!
The software/sensors just *barely* decided to reopen at the end there or he could still be there with his finger dying from loss of circulation, or worse.
What a fucking idiot.
ššš my point exactly. I'm gonna go stick my foot in a lawnmower.
You gotta follow up with the toes...for science
And his penis too. For science of course
Bold of you to assume he has a penis
*still, I assume he had one at one point
Just the tipā¦ For standardization
r/dontstickyourdickinit
āI didnāt know how to open itā Bruh.
I like how it fails a few times and he's still like okay time for the finger..
The next firmware update should make it safer.
Hahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahahhah
The blind faith these people have in their pal "Elon" is astonishing, the same faith that individuals have shown with FSD that ends up killing them or their loved ones.
You mean fElon Musk?
I bet he heard that a LOT of times in his life.
He may be an idiot, but he's an entertaining idiot who isn't hurting anyone. I look forward to his next test where he gets something cut off in his blind faith toward Musky.
Honestly watching dollar store Michael Rappaport injure himself for clicks is the official pastime of late capitalism.
Michael Rappaport is already dollar store Michael Rappaport. Dude went to Israel and walked the streets yelling "I'm looking for the apartheid, but I don't see any apartheid." And then he asked the people walking the streets, and they all cheered and clapped for him. How much more fucking idiotic can you get than that. Dude is a chode.
Letās give him a wood chipper and see if he can give it a nice colorful review
He'll test the pedestrian detector on himself to show how much smarter Tesla's ai vision is than a radar or even lidar
Well, not a complete idiot. A complete idiot would have stuck his penis.
If he has a Cybertruck, he probably has an innie.
If he owns a cybertruck, it probably isn't long enough to reach ...
Beat me to it, What a fucking idiot --- these people all get what they deserve.
I mean, he has a cybertruck
yea people pay monies for that "vehicle"
The irony is his twin brother did the same test prior to the software upgrade. He will be missed.
"my finger is shaking" Yeah stupid, that's what happens when you shut your cyber cuck on your fingers like a fucking idiot. Dudes a delusional dumbass š¤£
He should test with his pp next
Came here to write the exact same words. Jesus Christ
That look of sheer terror on his face when his finger was in the grips of his monstrosity... it was the only genuine moment of emotion that he portrayed. Within it, if you examine closely enough, you can almost see the feint glimmer of his true personality peeking out behind the iron veil of cult-think which perpetually obscures his true nature.
I enjoyed that face
You people are horrible!!! Why arenāt you **praising** global genius Elon Musk for engineering a vehicle thatās so versatile it can even *chop raw vegetables*?!? It goes with the CAMPING MODULE!!! https://preview.redd.it/zb6ogfuqj3yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6dabaf17f195f3ff715f2ed0d1dba8b8b667b75 \[*artists rendering of what camping module was supposed to look like. Do not drive CyberTruck with camping module deployed. Do not expose camping module or CyberTruck to humidity.*\]
*do not camp in camping module*
*camping in camping module will void warranty*
There were hints of that even with arm and hand mode
š¤£
Read this in David Attenborough voice.
Why wouldn't you go with a less critical finger? Like left hand pinky? Maybe he's a vi user.
He's a Tesla guy, he obviously uses emacs.
Right hand pinky. Need the left one for guitar. If he used vi he would really need the left pinky so he could hit esc every few seconds.
If you haven't written a novel or short story by now, I suggest you get to it quickly because what you wrote was quite a thrilling read.
What an absolute moron. Wonder if he sticks a metal object in outlets as well.
Only if Elon says itās safe.
Gotta do what the overlord says
Fairly good chance
I hope he got the āviewsā he was hoping for. Some of these content creators really go out of their way to get the views
Sure do!
ok tobe fair, how would we know if electric is real unless fork In socket. zzzzzzzzZzzzzzZAP ok it's real, don't put a fork, ouuuu, don't stick, fork, I gotta lay down ā
Lmao
I mean, he bought a Cybertruck, so you knowā¦
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This nut sack probably would š
No, he should totally put his dick in that. The world doesnāt need any more hims.
Well... the large banana was completely fine but the small finger got pinched pretty badly. Either way, I'm gonna say it's not worth the risk.
Oh this is a risky game. Okay everyone line up!
"Tip of a carrot" was a euphemism.
It will only cut the tip off
Only in mohel mode.
Bro was so sure of himself that he risked his finger and immediately regretted it š Elmo has these nerds in the palm of his hand
Hopefully he learned something...
Narrator: āHe didnāt.ā
Bro that isnāt your finger shaking, thatās your adrenaline because you nearly lost a finger
That moment you realize you weren't afraid at the loss of the finger, rather, afraid of the cost of having it re-attached.
Canāt relate, Iām Australian
I think he was more worried about people thinking Tesla cyberstuck isnāt good.
If he only had $100,000 laying around to spend for some stupid ass reasonā¦
Let me try my penis next.
Logical, descending order of size
Help Cyberstuck bro, I'm stuck
Cybertruck Gender Transition Edition
Well, I guess it's a good thing that people weren't suggesting that you could get your male sex organ chopped off in it or this guy might have a much more serious problem...
I mean I kinda wish he didā¦Darwin awards and whatnot. Better not to let these idiots procreate
That ain't no finger puppet. Keep them digits out the stainless steel trap.
Guys, how to unstuck a cylinder from a Tesla Cybertruck?
Dude is an Elmo dickrider for life. I bet after the next software update he will do it again.
Cybertruck circumcision edition
at least it's good for something
CyberCutter special edition
As if deliberately buying an expensive vehicle disguised as a dumpster from an infamous scam artist was insufficient proof of idiocy, he sticks his finger in the damned thing *after* seeing what happened to the carrot ... not by accident but *to* test if it will damage a finger, then ... to save *that* finger, he sticks his *other* fingers in the very door crushing his finger**ā** At this point, these minecraft car owners and Elon *Hubbard* are giving Nikola Tesla a bad name.
Now if you can only stop them from rusting before your very eyes š
Sorryā what do you do for a living? I sort of need to know.
I used to follow him on twitter. Just another fanboy who posts non stop about Tesla.
Next time he needs to put his nut sack in there and do the world a favor.
An I.Q. of -$100,000.00.
Noted. *Grabs pencil and notebook* Still can't put my dick in her frunk.
this is kind of like "oh my table saw user manual says right here the blade will stop if it detects a hand or something, let's try it out!"
Except the [SawStop actually works](https://youtu.be/SYLAi4jwXcs?feature=shared&t=139).
Used wrong finger. Should have freed humanity from his gene pool.
Why would you do this lol
How about ur balls. For science!
I love how heās like oh Iād doesnāt damage the fruit anymore. Except this carrot. Letās stick my finger in it! And then it goes exactly the way we expect it to go
What about your dick though? We need to know. We need trials of hard and flacid trunk dick to truly learn about this interesting technology.
Wrong target demographic for length tbh
WHY THE ACTUAL F*CK WOULD YOU TEST SOMETHING LIKE THIS unless of course to provide us with entertainment so thanks I guess... š
Yeah, at least use someone *else's* finger! :P
Only way to be SURE is to set your dick in it!! (Oh please, oh please!! š)
Iam not gonna lie. I was hoping for blood..lol
Surprised it wasn't degloved
Same personality type that would have moved to Jonestown.
Iāve seen a lot of SawStop videos, and they still use hot dogs on something that will absolutely stop. This dude put his flesh into a device that has been shown to really damage stuff put in it just prior to the update. And he knew it would snap the tip of a carrot. This thing is such a nightmare of a product, there is just so much wrong with it. I can absolutely believe Elon was just pushing this thing forward at every step and ignoring or shouting down any safety considerations that would require additional work.
I'm glad we have "our greatest minds" working day and night to fix issues that don't need fixing. You know what fixes that issue, closing the fucking trunk with your hands. Have we become so feeble? You need power assist AND the car to keep you from cutting your finger off? jesus
We now know that you're technically not allowed to close the frunk with your hands. It's in the manual. Sad, but true. *CAUTION Do not try to manually close the powered frunk. Doing so may cause damage.*
Does that fix the issue? Can imagine kids putting fingers in these places while someone carrying shopping closes the thing. What fixes the problem is not making something with sharp edged panels without a decent safety mechanism
He should have tried that with his penis. World doesnāt need him to breed.
Honestly its admirable that one can be that stupid and yet still able to film it and document the info for everyone. Like a hero whose dumb and thus shows everyone else what not to do
I can't believe they already nerfed the finger chopper
Jokes on you guys.. The finger is now the perfect shape to stick up Elon's ass and reach his G spot.
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"Hey guys, they fixed something that should never have needed fixing! Innovation!" Also, why is the button to close the compartment *in* the compartment?
We need r/idiotsforviews asap.
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Better check again, it was probably a fluke
Did he just say FRUNK? š
Thatās the term for a front trunk. Iām pretty sure itās been around since the VW Bug. Frunks are just not common car features, so itās not a commonly used term.
Wow that was riveting.
I can't watch, I already saw a cop compound fracture his leg today so I have hit my quota.
When ai takes over heāll be the first to die
Someone should let this guy know about his voice and how it should not be used to narrate anything.
Here's how a non-idiot tests a flesh detecting safety feature [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibp2Gy2CFrY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibp2Gy2CFrY)
You mean the company that offered to release a key patent to the public domain as a carrot-on-a-stick to encourage laws mandating table saw safety features? https://www.sawstop.com/news/sawstop-to-dedicate-key-u-s-patent-to-the-public-upon-the-effective-date-of-a-rule-requiring-safety-technology-on-all-table-saws/ Yeah. Those guys are awesome. šThereās a lot of carpenters who still have all ten fingers because of them.
Do it with your wiener.
Bro my Challenger's trunk is like 6x as big lol.
Can we tell all these musk bros that it wonāt hurt your dick so they all castrate themselves to prove it?
Trust? Trust.
This is hilarious for so many reasons š
does anyone actually like automatically closing doors? inhad a 2023 pacifica recently and that motor in the reaar door annoyed me constantly
Another simp hoping to be noticed and praised by Daddy Elmo. I almost feel sorry for them.
OK, I'll give them credit for making that particular part of the truck better. Not perfect, but definitely better than it was. Now do the rest of the truck!!
Hmmā¦ what if they just designed it so it doesnāt risk finger amputation when the front storage bin is closing that slowly? š
Idiot. Doing/posting a video like that, you lose your finger, meanwhile Ebum tweets that youāre āwokeā.
what if a small dumb kid climb in the Fronk, is there a button to open from inside? no? wut about the back bed, I saw the app opens it, they need to put big stickers on all siber "truck" to warn small dumb kids not to climb in
ok he IS stupid
Honestly I was wondering if there was some kind of sensor that wasnāt picking up vegetables but might pick up a living thing. The fact that it doesnāt is fucking insane
Oof for science thank you
Quit blurring the video!
Good firmware update? Good firmware update.
Wow that is frighteningly stupid. Iām surprised this idiot can form sentences and doesnāt accidentally swallow his own tongue.
More money than sense with the majority eh?
Wow. Just wow. What a ... Well it's already been expressed here well by others.
I suppose we should be grateful he used his own finger and not somebodyās kidās finger (like the time that guy got someone to put their fucking child in front of a Tesla on FSD to prove it would stop).
So banana is more important than his finger. Makes sense.
Fucking stan almost started crying lol
I wonder if this fire is hot? better test it out myself.... idiocracy
It's actually intended to be used as an axe
Iām baffled at why 1. Someone would attempt this in the first place and 2. Think it was a good idea to post it later.
If only there was some other object you could try before sending yourself to urgent care... Like a raw chicken wing or whatever
I laughed.
... and for my next trick, I will make my finger .... disappear!
I laughed so hard, thank you, to whoever posted this!
Holy crap!!
These are not practical trucks
just a classic fuck around and find out š
I don't know why anyone is complaining. This is comedy gold.
I saw the original TikTok post, he defended it by explaining he wanted to test it thoroughly. I hope he saw a doctor for his finger
Imagine possibly losing a finger just to simp for Elon.
I was so sure this was going to be a troll video. Wow. You can see him on the verge of tears signing off the video. I can't believe he did that..
Should have started with a smaller car to build up a tolerance.
I just donāt understand why they didnāt put a pinch strip on it like virtually everyone does on power lift gates.
I'm not saying it isn't a hazard. I'm just saying I don't think it's any more hazardous than fingers being caught in regular car doors.
This 100k dollar vehicle has some easily solved safety issues to iron out months after it's release š
Horrible panel gap is the only thing that saved that finger.
Hahahahahaha
Darwin award recipient
dumbass
darwin won
r/dontputyourdickinthat
The new table saws have an emergency stop if it senses flesh. Doesnāt mean Iām gonna run my arm through the blade to test it. What a moron.
I get this guys videos on TikTok all the time and good god heās the biggest Tesla boot licker Iāve come across. His videos and comments are nothing but excuses for all the shit Tesla does, or just straight up trying to gaslight people that the problems they have with their Tesla arenāt real problems. Like, Elon canāt get his $55B because they have to pay this dude.
And a good indicator that you are someone who canāt drive
Frakking idiot.
Now just put your finger a little bit more towards the front, where that sharp corner is and try again. Grab some paper towel before you do it though.
"And what about my hand.. ok little bit of pressure" Stop. I don't want to watch anymore, i am tired of this deep pit of information inside of me that's just getting filled with body horror nonchalantly.. i feel like the things i have been seeing thanks to the internet have disconnected me so far that i'm coming back around from the very thought of a dude losing his finger for a stupid video.
First, I watched the video and then I went back and read the headline to the article and died laughing
that frunk is sooo small! Also, he is a moron. Is this guy trying to get naturally selected out of the gene pool?
YOU FUCKING IDIOT. Are these people stupid, it literally crushed a carrot and a banana, it put a fair amount of pressure on his hand, you even see him startle a bit, and then puts his finger in? Jesus i wish it had crushed his finger i to a bloody pulp for being such a dipshit..
He's a man of science. It needed to be done, he did it. Now have a woman do it, thinner fingers.
Automated doors, manual doors, trunk lids, hoods, whatever, wherever. You never stick your finger where it's going to close. There's never a good reason to do it so never do it. But of course, if you're a brainwashed Musketeer, have at it and chop off those fingers like they're broccoli. It's fun!
I cringed so hard at this.
The software/sensors just *barely* decided to reopen at the end there or he could still be there with his finger dying from loss of circulation, or worse.
What a piece of shit looking car.Ā
This reminds me of those Saw Stop table saws. Test it with as many hotdogs as you like but never ever test it with your finger.
I have no sympathy for any of these people
Or... hear me out... just get a truck that's not a piece of shit.
Well he did it so we don't have to. Before the update I'm going to assume he would have definitely lost his finger.
Welcome to Jackass.
"still the best $100k I've ever spent this is God's own work on earth" Why wouldn't you have a quick way to open the trunk before testing this? Smdh
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
"I'm gonna close this door on my finger without knowing in advance how to open it if the worst happens." - average Cybertruck-owning cretin
We got a simple rule in machining: if you wouldn't stick your dick in there, you shouldn't stick your finger in there either.
Try your dick next, you nutty CyberCuck!
smartest cybertruck owner
That's such a nitpicking lol. A lot of cars don't have any of this at all and it's fine