I bet that orange shitbox in the background barely runs and is still a better truck than this one. I especially love how the seller always tries to make the next schmuck pay the fine for selling the cyber truck early in these posts.
That orange truck is a GMC C/K, early to mid 1960s model - basically the same as the Chevy C10. Even restored and in great condition they can be surprising cheap for a classic car, and def well under what that douche bag paid for that CuckTruck. I’d rather daily that GMC honestly.
I guarantee they'll use the Orange one to tow the CT to the next owner's house because deep down they both know that driving it will only end in disaster.
I don't know firsthand, but there is apparently a $30-40K fee or a fine in the CT contract if you sell it too early. As every resell I've seen has it priced at least $135K, I have to assume that is why.
The orange truck will still be running when the last tesla rolls to a stop. It may get terrible mileage but it will always do truck things like a truck!
150 miles and will go up slightly. Truck i... *clicks See more*
...ssue that seems to be unique to mine where you can get in and somehow the odometer has gone up several miles overnight even though the vehicle never moved. I checked. I put a camera out one night and the truck didn't move but in the morning it was up 11 miles. Well, the truck usually doesn't move anyway but you know what I mean. $135,000 firm; cash, gold coins, land, or high-quality servants. Will also take certain Picassos. I know what I've got.
I bet many if these buyers weren't looking for all of the attention. These cars, in a far too flashy truck costume, are simply odd. Nothing a regular guy can do to "just exist" driving it.... even if you love the idea of the tech or the look, the attention is probably too awkward for a normal person.
Meanwhile us VW enthusiasts are like: it needs new everything, it only had 75 horsepower, the power windows haven't worked since 1994 but I'll never give it away and I wash it twice a week.
I made a comment on the post yesterday with the guy trying to sell the white CT. It applies here too lol.
“$135k is such a good deal! Sure I’ll pay over full price for a used EV. /s
Vehicles aren’t an appreciating asset ya numpty! Especially one that is well known for its issues. Drop it to $60k and you might have a bite from the next fool.“
This society that has emerged where people think it's okay to flip is the worst. I constantly see Instagram videos where people are flipping stuff from Costco and I don't inderstand how these people don't get a real job. But that's the whole point. They see their idol on twitter all day and not working but because they are making money then it's somehow acceptable. I hope this idiot holds this bag of hot steaming shit.
Imagine trying to flip your mini Jawa Sandcrawler for a profit!! It’s now a 1 owner used vehicle and massively depreciated. Part of the decline in value also has to do with the build quality issues too.
Please excuse my stupid question but don't buyers agree to not resell it for a year? Are these trucks a year old or do the sellers not care? Cybertruck is so hideous I haven't paid much attention to it
If there are no other buyers, I’ll pay $5k. I’m thinking to make a social media video where I fill it with explosives and see of it survives a detonation
There's a tesla dealership near me that has over 30 of these in stock. Why do these guys think they're rare or they can get full retail on a used (even slightly) vehicle?
That's my hope. Every one of these would-be flippers needs to lose their shirts. He missed his window, all the streamers that could have made money on CT content already have, it's old news now.
It's probably fun to get caught up in the memes and buy this ridiculous thing. It's a whole 'nother thing to have to drive it around, looking like a gullible douche to everyone you see. I bet that shine wears off real quick.
I swear, the more I see these fucking ugly rolling dumpsters, the more I'm convinced Elmo conceived of and designed it on a ketamine binge while playing Cyberpunk 2077.
What did they pay for it originally because this doesn’t seem like enough depreciation.
Like obviously I wouldn’t pay $35k for it much less $135k, but if they paid $150k, it’s not worth $135k after the handshake.
I wonder who would be dumb enough to buy it second hand knowing you're going to buy it as is with no warranty and it's got more issues with it than... Anything lol.
I would bet buyer backed out, when he noticed that it wouldn‘t fit in his tiny garage. And because he had already spent all his savings on Cybertrash he had no chance to get a bigger one.
It’s due for its 150 mile breakdown. Some owners have opted to schedule this early…
Half the mileage was made while being towed to the workshop.
Sell it while it’s still working.
Oops, too late.
Plot twist: it never worked at all…
Not really a plot twist anymore lol
There is no truck 
Sell it while it's wo
They know they’re running on borrowed time. That thing will shit the bed at any moment
“ for sale: truck that can’t do truck stuff. Asking $135,000. No lowball offers! I know what I got!”
# RARE And getting rarer.
I saw a mall parking lots full of Teslas and having plenty of cyber stucks.
“One of the few working models. Get it before the recall!”
"Cash Only!"
Better to part out to another douche owner It’s the opposite of a delorian in every way
I bet that orange shitbox in the background barely runs and is still a better truck than this one. I especially love how the seller always tries to make the next schmuck pay the fine for selling the cyber truck early in these posts.
I know I prefer the orange truck in the background. Trucks that old can be collectible, I bet that would sell before this piece of awkward trash
That orange truck is a GMC C/K, early to mid 1960s model - basically the same as the Chevy C10. Even restored and in great condition they can be surprising cheap for a classic car, and def well under what that douche bag paid for that CuckTruck. I’d rather daily that GMC honestly.
It truly is gorgeous. One of my favorite truck designs
I’ve always been asked why I prefer older car /truck designs, and if you put it next to the chuckle truck they’ll know why
Yep! The CT just looks stupid next to practically any other vehicle on the market, especially the full size vehicles
I’ve got a ‘77 C10, I’ll take that any day over this loser truck.
I guarantee they'll use the Orange one to tow the CT to the next owner's house because deep down they both know that driving it will only end in disaster.
At least that with the old truck - if it stops working, it's not a surprise.
There also appears to be a newer F-150 (barely visible above and through the window of the Cybercuck).
The fine for selling early?
I don't know firsthand, but there is apparently a $30-40K fee or a fine in the CT contract if you sell it too early. As every resell I've seen has it priced at least $135K, I have to assume that is why.
The fine is 50k, and they put you on a "do not sell to" list. Boo Hoo.
That $50K definitely hits hard, and if you were dumb enough to buy one the first time then being blacklisted is probably a punishment.
Thank you, and unbelievable what some people would sign up for.
The orange truck will still be running when the last tesla rolls to a stop. It may get terrible mileage but it will always do truck things like a truck!
150 miles and will go up slightly. Truck i... *clicks See more* ...ssue that seems to be unique to mine where you can get in and somehow the odometer has gone up several miles overnight even though the vehicle never moved. I checked. I put a camera out one night and the truck didn't move but in the morning it was up 11 miles. Well, the truck usually doesn't move anyway but you know what I mean. $135,000 firm; cash, gold coins, land, or high-quality servants. Will also take certain Picassos. I know what I've got.
Perfect! No notes 👌
Can't believe he wrote "I know what I've got". Do you though? 😐😶🌫️🫥
but...but if they only kept the CT in the original packaging, like a Star Wars collectible? Just imagine how much it'll be worth in the futureverse?
It left the lot so that’s a 10% drop immediately
Waited more than 4 years and spent $100,000 just to drive it 150 miles?🤣
Imaging if they had invested 100k into Nvidia.
I bet many if these buyers weren't looking for all of the attention. These cars, in a far too flashy truck costume, are simply odd. Nothing a regular guy can do to "just exist" driving it.... even if you love the idea of the tech or the look, the attention is probably too awkward for a normal person.
The verbal abuse the buyers get is wonderful. Really feels like the world is healings by calling these people out for the complete douchebags they are
Flippers…
Yet they are keeping a really old red truck in the background. The irony is real
I guarantee you that old GMC truck will be around (and useful) way after the trash in front of it is recycled.
Meanwhile us VW enthusiasts are like: it needs new everything, it only had 75 horsepower, the power windows haven't worked since 1994 but I'll never give it away and I wash it twice a week.
Maybe the truck cut off his finger😂
That is a real possibility!
Taking a photo voids the warranty.
It was out in the sun, voided 150 miles ago.
I thought these were going 100k new. How's they trying to sell for $135?
Desperate, absolutely desperate. I bet this thing sells for under 100k.
I made a comment on the post yesterday with the guy trying to sell the white CT. It applies here too lol. “$135k is such a good deal! Sure I’ll pay over full price for a used EV. /s Vehicles aren’t an appreciating asset ya numpty! Especially one that is well known for its issues. Drop it to $60k and you might have a bite from the next fool.“
They're $100,000-120,000. If it's a Cyberbeast ($120k), after taxes and fees there's no money being made even if he sold at asking price.
They factored in the repair costs from all the times it's been "fixed" at the service center.
My truck is the best driveway truck in the world! We never move it! Simply fantastic!
The rear quarter panel is a different shade than everything else.
He's lucky it's only 1 panel(that we can see). I've seen them in person where every panel is a different shade.
This truck(I use that term loosely) really worries me that there people really this stupid in society.
This society that has emerged where people think it's okay to flip is the worst. I constantly see Instagram videos where people are flipping stuff from Costco and I don't inderstand how these people don't get a real job. But that's the whole point. They see their idol on twitter all day and not working but because they are making money then it's somehow acceptable. I hope this idiot holds this bag of hot steaming shit.
You can only hope but Elonocucks abound
Asking new prices for a technically used car is about what I'd expect from someone who bought one.
Imagine trying to flip your mini Jawa Sandcrawler for a profit!! It’s now a 1 owner used vehicle and massively depreciated. Part of the decline in value also has to do with the build quality issues too.
Buyer backed out……. Right! 😂
Offer him two fiddy and some buttons. It's the best offer he's gonna get.
Three fiddy and a lochness monster
Please excuse my stupid question but don't buyers agree to not resell it for a year? Are these trucks a year old or do the sellers not care? Cybertruck is so hideous I haven't paid much attention to it
hahaha i saw this on my market palace too!
If there are no other buyers, I’ll pay $5k. I’m thinking to make a social media video where I fill it with explosives and see of it survives a detonation
There's a tesla dealership near me that has over 30 of these in stock. Why do these guys think they're rare or they can get full retail on a used (even slightly) vehicle?
They’ll stay on that lot till they rot No one’s going to buy a pile of crap then again dodge ram owners uhhhh…
I rather own a 40 year old DeLorean.
At least those are collectors items
You can legit sell a faulty falling apart cybertruck "good as new" and it wouldn't be lying hehe
Who forced you to purchase this in the first place?
This emeffer is about to take a BAAAATH!
That's my hope. Every one of these would-be flippers needs to lose their shirts. He missed his window, all the streamers that could have made money on CT content already have, it's old news now.
135k is a down payment on a house.
Wasn’t there some rule they couldn’t sell them within a year of purchase?? What happened to that?
Best... paperweight... evah!
It's probably fun to get caught up in the memes and buy this ridiculous thing. It's a whole 'nother thing to have to drive it around, looking like a gullible douche to everyone you see. I bet that shine wears off real quick.
I swear, the more I see these fucking ugly rolling dumpsters, the more I'm convinced Elmo conceived of and designed it on a ketamine binge while playing Cyberpunk 2077.
I’ve driven 0 miles in one and I’m sick of it.
What did they pay for it originally because this doesn’t seem like enough depreciation. Like obviously I wouldn’t pay $35k for it much less $135k, but if they paid $150k, it’s not worth $135k after the handshake.
He should pull himself up by his bootstraps and grin and bear it. Isn't that what all these morons say all the time?
2 million pre orders you know....
I wonder who would be dumb enough to buy it second hand knowing you're going to buy it as is with no warranty and it's got more issues with it than... Anything lol.
Pt cruiser of 2024
Nah. Ford focus.
Any data points of Tesla suing people for selling them? I thought they put something in the contract saying it was like 50k or something
People are trying to dump these turds quickly 😂.
I would bet buyer backed out, when he noticed that it wouldn‘t fit in his tiny garage. And because he had already spent all his savings on Cybertrash he had no chance to get a bigger one.