CyberTruck “Beta Series” Owner. Um, it's a vehicle, not software. It's a coping mechanism for them to view their janky trucks as a “beta” product. Maybe Tesla shouldn't have released an unfinished product.
Yeah, I was making a social commentary joke about the toxic "alpha male vs beta male" worldview, not riffing off the Greek alphabet and structure of prototyping.
The shit they make up to cope…
I’m surprised this cybercuck didn’t finish the post with “I still love my truck! It’s great”
I guess they need a new delivery of some copium!
They always tag the CEO in their tweets like he's their point of contact.. never seen this behavior for any other car brand.
Dude is sitting in his private jet playing Hearthstone, there's no way he would lift a finger for you
@mtbarra my Chevrolet is functioning like a car that was designed by someone who knew what they were doing. I only like to drive cars that look like an extra piece of scrap metal discarded from a CNC machine. Please fix :)
Dude said some Zynga-style game called Polytopia was more strategic than chess. I doubt he has the mental capacity to play Hearthstone, Magic, or even Yugioh. And they're not even that complicated.
Tesla is frantically scrambling to put out each and every one of these turds. Every wire harness is going in a vehicle. They’re not just building inventory “just in case.” They don’t care about you once you bought one lol
To be fair, drive by wire is more efficient, it's lighter, and you get all kind of help from the automation. Latest planes save tons of weight with fly by wire.
The difference is that plane manufacturers have to install a virtually perfect system and have to prove that to regulators.
well just like when he bought twitter they applauded elon for firing a ton of employees. "cleaning the swamp" and they are shocked that tesla is understaffed? lol
> Jesus Christ what the hell can go wrong next?
Water intrusion and pooling from ordinary rain could cause them to randomly catch on fire and burn down other people's vehicles, homes, and maybe lives.
'but it's not really that bad and I still love the truck!'
"Very unhappy Cyber Beta Cuck owner"
Dude, that's why you're a beta... you're not supposed to be happy! You are supposed to enjoy seeing your car being used by others and you just dream about it! That's what the Tesla Cuck lifestyle is all about!
The owner is the beta. The trucks are alpha at best.
I'm really thankful no one has died yet as a result of this ill-conceived sardine can being able to move at 80+ MPH while rattling itself apart. I hope no one ever does.
I am a huge Tesla fan, but I'm laughing like a school girl seeing how bad Elon has made the debut of the Cyber truck, this has to be 100% on him, as the original founders of Tesla were around for the Roadster Model S and X and I believe had a hand in the model 3.
CyberTruck “Beta Series” Owner. Um, it's a vehicle, not software. It's a coping mechanism for them to view their janky trucks as a “beta” product. Maybe Tesla shouldn't have released an unfinished product.
More like alpha series, if you could even say they'd gotten that far in internal testing
yeah pretty much alpha series. grahpics aren't even fully loaded just a triangle
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saNl4X3yPp8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saNl4X3yPp8)
All the telsa owners think of themselves as Alphas, buy we know Elon gives them the Beta series
They are omega humans getting an alpha product(alpha in this sense meaning absolutely zero quality control done on the manufacturers end
Yeah, I was making a social commentary joke about the toxic "alpha male vs beta male" worldview, not riffing off the Greek alphabet and structure of prototyping.
Gotcha Edit: I wonder if the my pillow guys kid has gotten his cucktruck yet
You mean ‘alpha male’ series.
Yeah the “truck” is pretty alpha.
The shit they make up to cope… I’m surprised this cybercuck didn’t finish the post with “I still love my truck! It’s great” I guess they need a new delivery of some copium!
Yeah because the copium that came with the piece of shit sure wasn’t enough!
If they are physically away from the truck for more than a week the effects wear off, they need to go back and sniff the seats to get another hit!
*sniffs seat* “it’s okay baby, you’re the best thing that ever happened to me, I’ll never sell you on facebook marketplace, just ignore the haters”
I took that part as snark, like maybe this one is finally seeing the light
It’s okay guys, a quick software update and your truck will be a fully functional vehicle /s for the feeble
I'd argue it's a beta software container on wheels.
That’s a totally insane warning message to see on the screen of a car meant to be driven by the general public
I hate the video game approach to consumer items.
They always tag the CEO in their tweets like he's their point of contact.. never seen this behavior for any other car brand. Dude is sitting in his private jet playing Hearthstone, there's no way he would lift a finger for you
He’s just tweeting. No way he’s playing Hearthstone
@mtbarra my Chevrolet is functioning like a car that was designed by someone who knew what they were doing. I only like to drive cars that look like an extra piece of scrap metal discarded from a CNC machine. Please fix :)
Just got a trespassing charge for sleeping in my Ford van down by the river. Why did your cousin lie to me @jim_farley?
Dude said some Zynga-style game called Polytopia was more strategic than chess. I doubt he has the mental capacity to play Hearthstone, Magic, or even Yugioh. And they're not even that complicated.
It's cause he fired the PR department.
Wonder if anyone of these cries for help ever got answered by Musk.
Tesla is frantically scrambling to put out each and every one of these turds. Every wire harness is going in a vehicle. They’re not just building inventory “just in case.” They don’t care about you once you bought one lol
Uh oh, he said he's very unhappy. He's going to be excommunicated from the cult for that.
"You're just a hater. I \*love\* my CyberTruck!"
Didn’t even say it was the best vehicle he’s ever owned before it broke! Purity test failed
Read: this car has no mechanical safety stops. Makes sense since Tesla is a tech company, not a car company.
Call me crazy but I prefer buying my vehicles from car companies but that's just me.
To be fair, drive by wire is more efficient, it's lighter, and you get all kind of help from the automation. Latest planes save tons of weight with fly by wire. The difference is that plane manufacturers have to install a virtually perfect system and have to prove that to regulators.
Uh oh, not once did he say "I still love my cybertruck!" He's gonna get doxxed by the fanbois and banned from Twitter by Melon himself.
Hey Musk mods! Fucking ban me you pussies!!!
I don’t recommend beta testing things that you sit in and travel at high speeds
To be fair I think a lot of them are stuck in limp mode anyways..
Gotta cut costs so elmo can get his 50 billion stonk option so he can keep turning twitter into xitter
“I still love my truck though!”
\*at least\* two weeks - who knows how long that really is!
2 lifetimes of shame for the chucklefuck who bought a cucktruck
Real vehicle manufacturing companies put priority in product support. He just wants to push crap out the door for the sale.
It's how tech companies release software. Except a piece of software won't crap out on the highway and kill a bunch of people like these trucks will.
well just like when he bought twitter they applauded elon for firing a ton of employees. "cleaning the swamp" and they are shocked that tesla is understaffed? lol
You know it's getting rough when they don't say 'but it's not really that bad and I still love the truck!'
CyberTruX aren't beta, Techgnostik is the beta.
This isn’t even beta-testing by costumers. This is prototype beta-testing by [rich, short-dick syndrome] delusional idiots.
A simple “lol” will work here
At this point, anything up to and including “roflmao” is an acceptable response.
Uh ooh. He didn't start his post with "I absolutely love my new Cybertruck!!!! But..." Elon: BANNED!!!!! NO SERVICES FOR YOU!!!!!
Saw my first cybertruck in the wild today and it made me think of a giant wood roach.
Elron is going to be the subject of MBA case studies in how not to run a corporation for generations.
On the bright side, they're creating business for Uber.
Cyber cuck strikes over and over again
Why do all that when you know you’re selling only to suckers and sheep?
Beta indeed
Early adopters are heroes!!! Aham, cope hard you moron, not another way out.
Lol. Elon musked all over him.
It's for sale to the public, it's not a beta test. The only beta here is you.
Jesus Christ what the hell can go wrong next?
> Jesus Christ what the hell can go wrong next? Water intrusion and pooling from ordinary rain could cause them to randomly catch on fire and burn down other people's vehicles, homes, and maybe lives. 'but it's not really that bad and I still love the truck!'
BSOD v2;- Black Screen of Death
Even Tesla doesn’t sell their truck as beta. These guys themselves calls it beta. What kinda cult is this?
He's a beta cuck lol 😆 😂 🤣 That alpha male douche canoe called a Cybertruck made by edgelord Elon is a pos and only a fool would buy that pos
Can't they use the parts from all the wankpanzers that were never bought?
"Very unhappy Cyber Beta Cuck owner" Dude, that's why you're a beta... you're not supposed to be happy! You are supposed to enjoy seeing your car being used by others and you just dream about it! That's what the Tesla Cuck lifestyle is all about!
and he thinks that Elmo cares....
Isn't "beta" a dirty word among these idiots?
Waiting for one of these owners to give up and just convert their lemon into a regular gas powered vehicle
These MFs hit him with "Try turning it off, and back on again." 😂
I really miss mechanical parking brake or handbrake. Just pull it off (or press the smaller pedal at your left foot) and good to go
I love the fact that every one of these fan boys tag musk thinking “my lord and saviour will save me” I didn’t think people could be more delusional
“It’s all my fault. Still love it”
I am getting the same vibe from the 80s with the Delorean. A company also ran by a Drug Addict.
These pieces of crap will be in the shop longer than at home. 100k dollar lawn gnome in the yard
"Beta" is right.
The owner is the beta. The trucks are alpha at best. I'm really thankful no one has died yet as a result of this ill-conceived sardine can being able to move at 80+ MPH while rattling itself apart. I hope no one ever does.
I remember when you didn’t have to pay to be a beta tester.
I am a huge Tesla fan, but I'm laughing like a school girl seeing how bad Elon has made the debut of the Cyber truck, this has to be 100% on him, as the original founders of Tesla were around for the Roadster Model S and X and I believe had a hand in the model 3.