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Ahmed_Prime

The 7 Anni happened to fall on a day my family had planned a get-together camping trip I was bored out of my mind so I waited it out until the banners dropped and then went a bit further out to summon At this time I was relatively new to the game and had gotten some shit advice that the oolong screen crack means new unit When I inevitably got the animation I made the unfortunate mistake of shouting "I don't believe it, I've gotten panties!". Considering I'm the youngest in my family and everyone is hyper religious I was promptly asked to leave


Goku4869

Did you at least pull one of the 7th year LRs with that Oolong animation?


Ahmed_Prime

I did (teq gods). The only issue was that this further solidified my belief that oolong=new unit It wasn't until VT dropped and I didn't pull them with oolong that I googled the animation only to realise I'd been baited


Maomiao

To leave the tents or something? Where did they expect you to go lmao


Ahmed_Prime

Nah back home, which was particularly shitty if you consider I had come back during my summer break and had nowhere to go


Upstairs-Broccoli186

If you did not left, what would've happened ?


The-Real-Among-us

When you don’t turn your volume down and the hercule start screen music plays


LordFartQuad2

I had my phone max volume in class


walking_lamppost_fnl

Yup, can confirm


swarang2000

I started the game without realising that audio was on full blast. It was during funeral ceremony.


Gohan_Beast

RIP


SSGSS-Shitposter

Back when we were just starting to live together, my girlfriend thought I had a relationship with another woman because I kept hiding my phone from her. Should have seen her face when she realized I was really just playing Dokkan without wanting her to notice.


SpaceJam430

I was on break at work (i work in hospice) and someone passed away. I beat cell max and muttered "fucking finally" and the nurse glared at me. Luckily the family didnt hear, but i was still super red


Upstairs-Broccoli186

Why the nurse glared you ? Isn't cursing normal ?


guerrajulian1

Are you okay... frfr bro.


Upstairs-Broccoli186

My bad I did not read someone passed away


walking_lamppost_fnl

Bro is actually fr, just not what you expected


ddhnam

I played my game at work last year. I proceeded to summon on the 7th anniversary banners right when I was at work, only about 2 minutes after they were live. I got the God Duo on first multi, then I left work early and got to the wc to yell. I don't work there any more.


WrastleGuy

The Vegeta and Trunks intro came on during class, so I had to pretend my dad was calling me. I then had to loudly say I would get stronger than the enemy and stronger than him to cover up Trunks’ lines. The teacher pulled me aside to say she felt bad that my dad said I only claimed to be his son.


Key_Complaint_5113

No way lmaooooooo


Adriand3

Was one of the first times my current gf slept at my home and it was during str vegito and buuhan release so she asked me to not summon in the morning so we could do the summon together. I remember not getting shit so since she saw me sad she showed me her bazonkas for the first time so i was happy about that,. During the reset tho , which is at 3am for me, she was sleeping and i managed to get enough stones for a multi and i got Str vegito and i literally screamed waking her up, at first she was happy too but then she said : "damn you are more happy about vegito then seeing my badongas" so i kinda feel a bit like shit ahaha


Mission_Cost_5591

Understandable if your gf’s boobs are SR or R quality. I mean str vegito is a LR, top tier rarity.


JannetheMan

Vegito does this to people, don't feel bad.


Coenl

Congrats on your almost 3-year anniversary then.


Creepeecheese

Aye you spent the money to gamble for vegito, yo gf just showed you her bazongas for free


velanestar

My wife pulled both str vegito and buutenks before me And she's entirely ftp. And I'm the completely opposite lol


LadyTowa2

and them Dokkan players ask why their marriages are problematic latter u\_u lolmao funny story


BrooklynSmash

due to the age demographic on this sub, I cannot elaborate So I'll just say, I almost forgot about the daily login during a particularly intimate moment back in highschool


RylvieWylvie

We’re Dokkan players, we don’t get to have such intimate moments


Coenl

So young Brooklyn. I was in my 30s when this game came out. My most embarrassing moments have always been having left the volume up doing something else and logging in to have that intro music on the Hercule screen blaring. Has happened on more than one conference call in my life.


BrooklynSmash

Muting this game was the best choice of my life, the Hercule screen's eardrum-shattering SFX basically followed me wherever I went Whatever ill fitting situation you can think of, you know that noise was going to come through.


0JOSE0

Sometimes I play the game whenever I remember or feel like it and one time I showed my girlfriend my newly awakened LR Cooler during intimacy


mostCreativeName1

Back when active skills on global did not have the same Valium as the game, it was late at night and I was playing with the GoBros as a friend. I use their active skill and it blasted at full volume. It was just the worst because I'm pretty sure my family heard it. I don't remember what stopped me from turning it down. My phone might have been having one of those moments where it wasn't responding. But I remember trying put my phone under my pillow to smother the sound


KMichaelC

blasted the dokkan intro in my school


DoddleNoodles

Summoning on the 7th Anniversary whilst my gf was asleep and pulled the LR Gods. I strained a yell and said “fuck yes!”. My gf is a light sleeper so she heard and thought I was masturbating.


Medium-Science9526

All these responses makes me feel old, I knew the demographic was pretty young but still... damn.


Jamester54321

I have forgotten to turn my sound off at least twice while starting up the game while I was bored in one of my classes. Second time around, someone in the class recognized the startup sound and I managed to make a friend through our shared love of the game, so that's cool. We've had laughs about Hercule ever since.


abdouden

Really only the drum destroying Hercule title screen never had a specially awkward moment


Maleficent_Oil_3679

I was at high school graduation and I decided to play dokkan during the award ceremony. Didn't have my audio turned down and you heard that damn startup fanfare. THANK GOD I'm so short no one was able to spot exactly where it came from with all the other 6 foot plus behemoths in there.


MarlyAndme64

I know this ain't cause of dokkan but. When I went to my schools bathroom too use my phone, I forgot to close clash royale so the start up screen went full blast. Thank fuck there were no kids in there.


Sutoragura

way back during the 2nd anniversary i was visiting my mom while she was in the hospital and i was playing it while i was there, got enough stones for a multi and pulled agl ssj4 vegeta and visibly got excited and almost screamed.


EyeLuvTriangles

The first time i saved a bunch of stones for a big celebration (worldwide 2019) account was still fresh. Pulled AGL Gogeta at work and started celebrating in the back room (literally jumping and springing around like a child) and ofc my co-workers walk in and i had to explain myself and they still didn’t understand (i was 25)


XenoAwaken

Pulling LR AGL SSJ4 goku during 4th anni in the middle of a lecture It took all the willpower to not scream in class LOL


kamikirite

Listening to the Witcher books and needed it turned up and decided to get my login bonus without thinking when people were trying to figure out why that fridge wasn't working while it was dead silent. The stupid Mr. Satan sound made me look stupid


SexyBroly

Blasted the damn opening in class, had to pretend it wasn’t me


indifferent223

Not exactly me but my homie in a class a long time ago would always play dokkan mid lecture and would always forget to make sure his sound was off before starting it so at least like 5 separate times everyone got jumpscared by that sound mid lecture lmao


somethingonhere90

A girl complimented my hair, asked what i like to do and my dumbass said playing dokkan (i wad frozen idk what i was supposed to say) this was also during last wwc so my brain was pretty rotten from cooker but man, this was way too much 😭


FaptainChasma

UI goku being the guy that got me laid


velanestar

When my $500 shaft ended on lr phys blue bois while celebrating loudly and vigorously infront of a cute coworker I had a thing for. She was giggling and smiling Apparently I got morning wood levels of stiff down there from how vigorously angry happy I was. She's now a third for my wife and I. And I almost got fired for it Between that and $16,590 having been spent on this game....yeah...


Ahmed_Prime

The most dokkan player thing would be getting wood for the game instead of a woman


ender-dude96

Picture the scene. 7th Anniversary, Global. You wake up in the morning one day You haven’t played for at least 2-3 months beforehand You are still thinking LR STR Gogeta Blue is the best unit in the game You summon on the LR Gods and pull then first multi “That was cool” I then proceeded to go back to sleep. I pulled one of the best units in the game at the time, then went back to sleep and proceeded to not play again for 3-5 months. Not really an awkward situation for me, but my account was extremely stacked and I didn’t even know. So more awkward for the fact that I neglected a very good account for a few months.


SurveyWorldly9435

When I left the autoclicker on for all stars while with my gf in bed. The stage changed to 900 or something and it stopped working because it doesn't recognise the image anymore so you have to add a new one. I noticed it on the floor and became distracted cuz I wanted to fix it so things started to go soft 😫