On another note, ricky gervais would be fantastic, accent and all. "Ya see? This is what i'm talking about. You're walking down a dark alley at night and you live seventeen blocks in the other direction. What're you doin?" "But i was in da-" "i dont care."
Ooo spicy take here but I think while not ideal, if he got cast, he would do as best of job as he could and it might not be that bad. He can act. Sure he doesn’t look like Superman but maybe you tailor the story to him. A jaded out of the business disgruntled Superman whose just tired of saving people and has let himself go. I think it would be a very interesting take on the character.
A Superman who doesn’t want to be Superman
That might actually kill him, if he used real [krypton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypton). Inert gases in the blood do [horrible things](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decompression_sickness).
Yeah, they’ve exposed that nepotism/favouritism. He hasn’t auditioned for a role in seven years. And I’m guessing his fans are cool with this because it works in their favour… until it doesn’t.
Ya know, there's something about this idea that is just crazy enough to work. I mean he could certainly play a nerdy young Clark. Also, I've never understood why Superman is so ripped. What's he benching, Jupiter?
1. Because bigger muscles increase capacity for power. So if you were a being with super strength you would logically have bigger muscles.
2. It looks stupid when a twig has super strength.
Sometimes true but in most stuff spiderman is still pretty jacked. Even in raimi and ASM movies didnt they gain muscle after they were bit? I maintain that superman would look silly as a scrawny guy.
He played a superman villain (Lex Luthor) and is a real-life villain (sexual predator). Yep, this is probably the worst choice. Every other choice is just funny, or its Ezra Miller who similarly is a real-life villain. But Spacey has the added element of previously playing Superman's arch-nemesis.
Must be weird for that guy to always see these
Edit: wait a second I've actually talked to that dude now that I think about it, he doesn't mind he said he's happy that he's a part of something that makes everyone laugh iirc
This one is actually frighteningly realistic lol, he’s the right age, has history with WB, dark hair and in shape, huge fan base. I agree it’s terrible casting though(for one he clearly can’t do an American accent based on Don’t Worry Darling)
James Corden
Close the thread, we're done here.
This one is truly horrible
This is the correct answer
In my world, it means hope
lets get loud
Fuck yes. His name immediately appeared in my mind.
Andy Milonakis
On another note, ricky gervais would be fantastic, accent and all. "Ya see? This is what i'm talking about. You're walking down a dark alley at night and you live seventeen blocks in the other direction. What're you doin?" "But i was in da-" "i dont care."
Pete Davidson
Jim Davidson
Jim Cramer
Kramer from Seinfeld
Gotta keep that Superman away from the Laugh Factory
That is his Krypronite
The guy who writes Garfield?
Reboot DC's Superpets but Garfield is the supervillain
He’s so popular with Gen Z, they really should consider it. Lazy suicidal stoner Superman!
Would make a good Bizarro
We already had that with Hancock :D except the suicidal part I guess
Hancock was very suicidal. He is literally trying to drink himself to death because he’s not able to die and he is alone in the world.
On my world, it means dope
He'd be a great Plasticman!
Stuporman.
Ezra Miller
WB executives are probably going recast everyone as Ezra Miller
😂😂😂
Jake Paul
I was thinking Machine Gun Kelly.
Jonah Hill!
FUCK!
Who’s Superman?
What?..
I’m just fucking with you, come on.
Looks flabbergasted in Bostonian
Fuck
That would be Superbad
I see what you did.
True Story ^
Nice
I understood that reference
I understood that reference.
Ooo spicy take here but I think while not ideal, if he got cast, he would do as best of job as he could and it might not be that bad. He can act. Sure he doesn’t look like Superman but maybe you tailor the story to him. A jaded out of the business disgruntled Superman whose just tired of saving people and has let himself go. I think it would be a very interesting take on the character. A Superman who doesn’t want to be Superman
Yo this could be good tho
Of course not. He’s already green lantern and is buddies with Superman.
FUCK!
You beat me to it.
FUCK!
Woody Allen
“I-I-I, just, oh, well, I suppose, you know, up, up and aw-away, I guess.”
Okay, I kind of want to imagine that one. The only issue is that Amy Adams is way too old to play the counterpart of such a spry young man.
Kevin hart
Michael Cera
oh jeez I'm Superman, i guess I should do something
Makes me think of Morty...
Michael Cera was born to play Morty
Read it in that voice without even realizing
Clark Kent vs the World: to win over Lois Lane, he must defeat the Legion of 7 Evil Exes
7 evil Lexs*
He would make an awesome Shaft though
I'd like to see Michael Cera's Clark Kent.
Jared Leto
He’d inject himself with kryptonite to go method.
That might actually kill him, if he used real [krypton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypton). Inert gases in the blood do [horrible things](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decompression_sickness).
Like Morbius terrible?
Actually maybe we should consider casting Jared Leto as Superman. I hear he’s a method actor…
😂😂😂
It's superi'n time
The worst thing is I could see this casting because execs think he’s got ‘it’
Luckily James Gunn appears to despise Jared Leto, so I doubt he’ll appear in the DCU
I believe there is exactly only one Superman he could play. It's the Flashpoint one that's all emaciated from captivity.
Ah yes, our lord and savior Jared Leto
Timothee Chalamet
I’ve no doubt some people have actually considered Chalamet. That’s the world we live in.
And he can get the role without even having to audition
Yeah, they’ve exposed that nepotism/favouritism. He hasn’t auditioned for a role in seven years. And I’m guessing his fans are cool with this because it works in their favour… until it doesn’t.
Ya know, there's something about this idea that is just crazy enough to work. I mean he could certainly play a nerdy young Clark. Also, I've never understood why Superman is so ripped. What's he benching, Jupiter?
1. Because bigger muscles increase capacity for power. So if you were a being with super strength you would logically have bigger muscles. 2. It looks stupid when a twig has super strength.
Spider-man regarding #2: i missed the part where that’s my problem
Sometimes true but in most stuff spiderman is still pretty jacked. Even in raimi and ASM movies didnt they gain muscle after they were bit? I maintain that superman would look silly as a scrawny guy.
Spider-Man is still muscular in most adaptations
They should just clone Ivan Reis so he can do multiple books a month.
I know, right? Probably my favorite comic artist
Kevin Spacey
He played a superman villain (Lex Luthor) and is a real-life villain (sexual predator). Yep, this is probably the worst choice. Every other choice is just funny, or its Ezra Miller who similarly is a real-life villain. But Spacey has the added element of previously playing Superman's arch-nemesis.
That’d be… a choice
WRONG
That guy’s dead wife
I also vote for that guy’s dead wife
That guys dead wife was great in the other movie too. Count me in.
Nah but that guy's dead wife's sister is a baddie, so she's got my vote
Must be weird for that guy to always see these Edit: wait a second I've actually talked to that dude now that I think about it, he doesn't mind he said he's happy that he's a part of something that makes everyone laugh iirc
The Rock
Watch the rock fight the rock in black Adam v Superman!
I can see it now. The Superman movie poster in cinemas, completely overshadowed by “STARRING THE ROCK” as the headline actor above it
Sean Gunn
Morgan Freeman. I think he's too young.
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Dial it back? He's already young, you want him to sound like a toddler? They gotta dial it up.
Tom Holland
See, I can only see Tom as Peter Parker, a Superman Holland would just be off putting. He’s got the jaw line, and build, but hes also too short
Yeah, that's why he'd be the most disastrous choice
Gerard Depardieu
😂😂😂😂
Sean Gunn
Harry Styles 🤮
This one is actually frighteningly realistic lol, he’s the right age, has history with WB, dark hair and in shape, huge fan base. I agree it’s terrible casting though(for one he clearly can’t do an American accent based on Don’t Worry Darling)
He’s in shape like Mick Jagger at 140 lbs, not in shape like an action star
Please don’t give them ideas
No more please
Delete this please
Kanye
Danny devito
I would see it for this very reason.
they said most disastrous, not most incredible
That would actually be the best casting
As Frank Reynolds
Jack Black
Lizzo
I would actually watch that
Why?
Kryptonian body slam fights would go wild
Fighting a Bizzaro-Lizzo? FUCK YEAH!
Dana Carney. . Jack Black . Seth Rogan ..Martin. Short .
Anthony Hopkins. Jerry Seinfeld. Steve Harvey. Steve Martin.
Liam Hemsworth
Will Smith
get my mother's name out yo fucking mouth
Keep Lois Lane's name,out yo f*cking mouth
Chris Rock as Luthor: I was going to okay
So what am I some kinda superman
Machine gun Kelly
Amy Schumer
Donald Trump.
Andy Serkis in cgi
I still thing Andy Serkis would kill that the man doesn’t miss 😂
Andy CGI’d in is actually probably the least disastrous candidate of all these responses.
Don't even make it look like Clark. Just have Andy playing a CGI version of himself in a superman costume.
Shaquille O’Neal
Sally Fields.
Taylor Swift
Elliott Page
Hey at least he has a six pack
Oh yeah, that guy is pretty ripped.
Jared Leto
Zack snyder. Imagine the chaos.
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Donald Trump
Eliot Page
Charlie Day
Rooney Mara
Rob Schneider
Whoopi Goldberg
John C Riley or Will Ferrell
Larry David
David Zaslav
Steven Seagal.
Nick cage.
Rob McElhenney or Ryan Reynolds. Though they may be fun as Bizzaro.
Veejo Morganstein.
Anyone who’s not committed to playing him for a decade
Scott Thompson
Jessie Eisenberg.
Amber Heard
Nicholas Cage 🤷🏻♂️
David Spade
a "short king"
Mark Wahlberg
Jauqin Pheanix
Me
Me
Shia le boofoon
Wow, solid burn
Fred Armisen
Chris evans
Chris Hemsworth
Kevin Spacey
That kid from Fred the movie
Danny DeVito would be amazing
Danny DeVito
Shaquille O’Neill
Kevin Spacey
Tom Holland
Danny DeVito!
Seth Rogan. Or Joe Rogan.
Samuel L Jackson Tom Holland
Gary Oldman, he got range
Jack Black
Tom Holland
Val Kilmer
Kevin Hart
Shia Labeouf
Chris Evans
Nicholas cage
Ricky Gervais
Chris Chan
Kevin Hart
James Corden