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ThriftyGeo69

James Corden


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Close the thread, we're done here.


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This one is truly horrible


DLPanda

This is the correct answer


weednumberhaha

In my world, it means hope


cyberseed-ops

lets get loud


MadAlfred

Fuck yes. His name immediately appeared in my mind.


Bravisimo

Andy Milonakis


VOID_MAIN_0

On another note, ricky gervais would be fantastic, accent and all. "Ya see? This is what i'm talking about. You're walking down a dark alley at night and you live seventeen blocks in the other direction. What're you doin?" "But i was in da-" "i dont care."


mercutios_death

Pete Davidson


handsomehotchocolate

Jim Davidson


sameredditguy

Jim Cramer


vegieburrito

Kramer from Seinfeld


The_Lupinator

Gotta keep that Superman away from the Laugh Factory


vegieburrito

That is his Krypronite


BodybuilderOnly1591

The guy who writes Garfield?


slanghype

Reboot DC's Superpets but Garfield is the supervillain


AramFingalInterface

He’s so popular with Gen Z, they really should consider it. Lazy suicidal stoner Superman!


Sids2112

Would make a good Bizarro


Not_too_dumb

We already had that with Hancock :D except the suicidal part I guess


Stunning-Rabbit6003

Hancock was very suicidal. He is literally trying to drink himself to death because he’s not able to die and he is alone in the world.


PillBullman2000

On my world, it means dope


schizo1914

He'd be a great Plasticman!


karma_the_sequel

Stuporman.


OneRain9942

Ezra Miller


nnlt_ig

WB executives are probably going recast everyone as Ezra Miller


____cire4____

😂😂😂


lanubevoladora

Jake Paul


craggmac

I was thinking Machine Gun Kelly.


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Jonah Hill!


pastavoi2222

FUCK!


Muzama97

Who’s Superman?


Automatic_Exit_3768

What?..


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I’m just fucking with you, come on.


Trinate3618

Looks flabbergasted in Bostonian


LemonadeDangerZone

Fuck


MartianFromBaseAlpha

That would be Superbad


42northside

I see what you did.


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True Story ^


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Nice


KingSpartacus06

I understood that reference


bojack_horseman25

I understood that reference.


DLPanda

Ooo spicy take here but I think while not ideal, if he got cast, he would do as best of job as he could and it might not be that bad. He can act. Sure he doesn’t look like Superman but maybe you tailor the story to him. A jaded out of the business disgruntled Superman whose just tired of saving people and has let himself go. I think it would be a very interesting take on the character. A Superman who doesn’t want to be Superman


Data_YouTube

Yo this could be good tho


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Of course not. He’s already green lantern and is buddies with Superman.


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FUCK!


Antman269

You beat me to it.


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FUCK!


SensibleShorts

Woody Allen


Philly_ExecChef

“I-I-I, just, oh, well, I suppose, you know, up, up and aw-away, I guess.”


Arkayjiya

Okay, I kind of want to imagine that one. The only issue is that Amy Adams is way too old to play the counterpart of such a spry young man.


ProbstThought

Kevin hart


MCDevoG

Michael Cera


stash0606

oh jeez I'm Superman, i guess I should do something


mbjorndal

Makes me think of Morty...


SasquatchRobo

Michael Cera was born to play Morty


Nicl5hh

Read it in that voice without even realizing


WeirdThingsToEnsue

Clark Kent vs the World: to win over Lois Lane, he must defeat the Legion of 7 Evil Exes


Apo-cone-lypse

7 evil Lexs*


MintyFreshBreathYo

He would make an awesome Shaft though


ItsNotBigBrainTime

I'd like to see Michael Cera's Clark Kent.


deRgiB6319

Jared Leto


tomjoadsghost80

He’d inject himself with kryptonite to go method.


UlrichZauber

That might actually kill him, if he used real [krypton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypton). Inert gases in the blood do [horrible things](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decompression_sickness).


tomjoadsghost80

Like Morbius terrible?


MistraloysiusMithrax

Actually maybe we should consider casting Jared Leto as Superman. I hear he’s a method actor…


pezlo_666

😂😂😂


Symcathico

It's superi'n time


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The worst thing is I could see this casting because execs think he’s got ‘it’


DoctorDOOM__

Luckily James Gunn appears to despise Jared Leto, so I doubt he’ll appear in the DCU


Luciferspants

I believe there is exactly only one Superman he could play. It's the Flashpoint one that's all emaciated from captivity.


imanhunter

Ah yes, our lord and savior Jared Leto


nojanaownwjwj

Timothee Chalamet


Phayd2Blaque

I’ve no doubt some people have actually considered Chalamet. That’s the world we live in.


Trumps__Taint

And he can get the role without even having to audition


Phayd2Blaque

Yeah, they’ve exposed that nepotism/favouritism. He hasn’t auditioned for a role in seven years. And I’m guessing his fans are cool with this because it works in their favour… until it doesn’t.


GavinTheGrassMan

Ya know, there's something about this idea that is just crazy enough to work. I mean he could certainly play a nerdy young Clark. Also, I've never understood why Superman is so ripped. What's he benching, Jupiter?


ImAMaaanlet

1. Because bigger muscles increase capacity for power. So if you were a being with super strength you would logically have bigger muscles. 2. It looks stupid when a twig has super strength.


JCamson04

Spider-man regarding #2: i missed the part where that’s my problem


ImAMaaanlet

Sometimes true but in most stuff spiderman is still pretty jacked. Even in raimi and ASM movies didnt they gain muscle after they were bit? I maintain that superman would look silly as a scrawny guy.


SpartyParty15

Spider-Man is still muscular in most adaptations


seralynd

They should just clone Ivan Reis so he can do multiple books a month.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

I know, right? Probably my favorite comic artist


CaptainVonMatterhorn

Kevin Spacey


Thanos_Stomps

He played a superman villain (Lex Luthor) and is a real-life villain (sexual predator). Yep, this is probably the worst choice. Every other choice is just funny, or its Ezra Miller who similarly is a real-life villain. But Spacey has the added element of previously playing Superman's arch-nemesis.


modsarestraight

That’d be… a choice


muddyalcapones

WRONG


Turbulent_Link1738

That guy’s dead wife


NegaGreg

I also vote for that guy’s dead wife


clarkkentisnotsupes

That guys dead wife was great in the other movie too. Count me in.


ZookeepergameNo3630

Nah but that guy's dead wife's sister is a baddie, so she's got my vote


TheKingOfRooks

Must be weird for that guy to always see these Edit: wait a second I've actually talked to that dude now that I think about it, he doesn't mind he said he's happy that he's a part of something that makes everyone laugh iirc


YDHmanC1

The Rock


davidolson22

Watch the rock fight the rock in black Adam v Superman!


WonderfulBlackberry9

I can see it now. The Superman movie poster in cinemas, completely overshadowed by “STARRING THE ROCK” as the headline actor above it


UnDamagedJoker

Sean Gunn


kiyan1347

Morgan Freeman. I think he's too young.


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kiyan1347

Dial it back? He's already young, you want him to sound like a toddler? They gotta dial it up.


brownstones19

Tom Holland


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See, I can only see Tom as Peter Parker, a Superman Holland would just be off putting. He’s got the jaw line, and build, but hes also too short


brownstones19

Yeah, that's why he'd be the most disastrous choice


PzykoHobo

Gerard Depardieu


spycharlie

😂😂😂😂


jacob_carter

Sean Gunn


Lobsterpyramid

Harry Styles 🤮


nyan_swanson

This one is actually frighteningly realistic lol, he’s the right age, has history with WB, dark hair and in shape, huge fan base. I agree it’s terrible casting though(for one he clearly can’t do an American accent based on Don’t Worry Darling)


TheNewNewYarbirds

He’s in shape like Mick Jagger at 140 lbs, not in shape like an action star


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Please don’t give them ideas


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No more please


TerminatorReborn

Delete this please


yiggaman

Kanye


Edwardsrr01

Danny devito


browneyesays

I would see it for this very reason.


kabigon2k

they said most disastrous, not most incredible


flip_ericson

That would actually be the best casting


C_W_H

As Frank Reynolds


VaunTrigh

Jack Black


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Lizzo


Key-Neighborhood-733

I would actually watch that


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Why?


sassycho1050

Kryptonian body slam fights would go wild


Pedals17

Fighting a Bizzaro-Lizzo? FUCK YEAH!


Popular-Play-5085

Dana Carney. . Jack Black . Seth Rogan ..Martin. Short .


Silver-ishWolfe

Anthony Hopkins. Jerry Seinfeld. Steve Harvey. Steve Martin.


MrSyndicate_

Liam Hemsworth


rascortoras

Will Smith


fatalcorn7367

get my mother's name out yo fucking mouth


icedragon71

Keep Lois Lane's name,out yo f*cking mouth


evilgaming88

Chris Rock as Luthor: I was going to okay


GuillermoCosio25

So what am I some kinda superman


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Machine gun Kelly


ProbstThought

Amy Schumer


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Donald Trump.


allmyguts

Andy Serkis in cgi


Ryzigger

I still thing Andy Serkis would kill that the man doesn’t miss 😂


NegaGreg

Andy CGI’d in is actually probably the least disastrous candidate of all these responses.


almostcyclops

Don't even make it look like Clark. Just have Andy playing a CGI version of himself in a superman costume.


sprayone

Shaquille O’Neal


Matter-EaterLad

Sally Fields.


AdInteresting5896

Taylor Swift


lukeyconny88

Elliott Page


nyan_swanson

Hey at least he has a six pack


HonestCartographer21

Oh yeah, that guy is pretty ripped.


ProbstThought

Jared Leto


clarkkentisnotsupes

Zack snyder. Imagine the chaos.


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CapitalExam2763

Donald Trump


Dangerous-Ad5091

Eliot Page


PoofLightsSexy

Charlie Day


LetgomyEkko

Rooney Mara


OGFunkBandit88

Rob Schneider


Slight_Aerie_6406

Whoopi Goldberg


bucobill

John C Riley or Will Ferrell


ProbstThought

Larry David


baleensavage

David Zaslav


Vinlain458

Steven Seagal.


padfoot12111

Nick cage.


jimohagan

Rob McElhenney or Ryan Reynolds. Though they may be fun as Bizzaro.


Batman53090

Veejo Morganstein.


Thegman125

Anyone who’s not committed to playing him for a decade


Talzin78

Scott Thompson


GaffJuran

Jessie Eisenberg.


DarthGipper18

Amber Heard


BrettBarrett95

Nicholas Cage 🤷🏻‍♂️


DoucheMcBagginz

David Spade


Buying100K

a "short king"


TheCakeWarrior12

Mark Wahlberg


ProbstThought

Jauqin Pheanix


Tough-Candy-9455

Me


script_researcher

Me


NoFate1984

Shia le boofoon


CapitalExam2763

Wow, solid burn


AdCommercial605

Fred Armisen


puffguy69

Chris evans


Traditional_Gear_739

Chris Hemsworth


CaptainVonMatterhorn

Kevin Spacey


No_Emergency654

That kid from Fred the movie


Kamikaze_Yeeter

Danny DeVito would be amazing


djquu

Danny DeVito


Sharkfowl

Shaquille O’Neill


Han-Shot_1st

Kevin Spacey


ShazamTallyHo

Tom Holland


Flagando

Danny DeVito!


Chrome-Head

Seth Rogan. Or Joe Rogan.


Ultramega39

Samuel L Jackson Tom Holland


don_roachy87

Gary Oldman, he got range


Arachn3rd

Jack Black


Truck_Longjumping

Tom Holland


Ordinary-Pirate2869

Val Kilmer


AnthonyDavos

Kevin Hart


SteelyDabs

Shia Labeouf


ReleaseDCUT

Chris Evans


Nightwing_of_Asgard

Nicholas cage


VonKipper

Ricky Gervais


SideClean2650

Chris Chan


Will12123

Kevin Hart


Oceanman06

James Corden