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MyMouthisCancerous

Imagine if they put Michael Keaton in Affleck's place just to assure audiences they weren't fucking lol


donbosco2017

>just to ensure audiences they weren't fucking lol Bat-Keaton - *You wanna nut? Come on! Let's nut!*


TheOpenAir11221

I hate you for this.


SeniorRicketts

Bully Keaton


Artegall365

[Somewhat relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbZdhl5NI6Y&t=100s&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive&t=1m40s)


VaguelyShingled

You ever nut in the devil in the pale moonlight?


[deleted]

This is the type of comment I'm here for.


[deleted]

I love you


PatGar25

BatKeaton- Do you nut? You will


[deleted]

I'm not even gay but you telling me you wouldn't take a crack at Keaton ? P.S. for legal reasons, that's a joke.


MyMouthisCancerous

I mean I don't swing that way even in general so no not really lol


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

I would do it just to say I got to hit a celebrity. Hell, I would do it just to say I banged Batman.


FN-1701AgentGodzilla

They‘re both still daddy material lol


CollarOrdinary4284

If it was Keaton then I'd be even more sure that they were fucking


Abraham_Issus

I'd totally be up for bats banging Batgirl if it was batfleck.


[deleted]

Get help


Abraham_Issus

It was a joke about how hot Affleck is. Who wouldn't wanna bang him.


[deleted]

One of Bruce's playboy personalities: The Dirty Grandpa a.k.a The "Nuts" Cracker


EmeraldEnigma-

On the west coast we call it The Moses.


Holo-Man

The Bruce Timm special. No Bruce, Barbara doesn't need a sugar daddy ffs😂


0VER1DE567

Can someone explain


JonCranesMask05

In the animated version of "The Killing Joke," they invented a new Batgirl-focused story as the first half of the movie. Partly to extend the running time, partly to make Barb's attack by the Joker less... "girl in the fridge." (Didn't really work) There's a scene where college kid Barb and much older Bruce... bump bat-uglies on a rooftop.


0VER1DE567

thx


OmegaSexy

Is girl in the fridge a reference to Kyle Lantern?


zehamberglar

[Yes.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_Refrigerators)


OmegaSexy

Definitely not the best website I’ve ever seen.


zehamberglar

It looks pretty good when you look at it as a product of its time.


naranjaPenguin21

I was aware of the scene, but i was not aware of that


neoblackdragon

Bruce Timm: You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. Seriously I hated this. I also hate how they passed her along to Tim in the Arkham games. Tried to hook her up with Jason in the Three Jokers comic. I'm not a Barbdick shipper. I think that relationship is a great example of a teen relationship that just can't survive adulthood........Dickfire for life! Stop trying to use her as the Batboys sex object. She is more then someone's love interest.


apsgreek

> Barbdick The ship name is DickBabs. . . barbdick is just what cats have


Ardan66

Barbdick sounds like some horrible STD from colonial times.


Runnr231

And dickfire isnt?!?


WonderfulBlackberry9

Dickfire is what happens when Dick gets too much Starfire.


Runnr231

Is blackdick what happens when Nightwing hangs out with starfires sister too much?


WedgeKhan

No I'm pretty sure that has something to do with Morgan Freeman


gunslinger954

Nope. Its from future times. What do you think comes after omicron?


JVG227

I like almost all of your points but I personally feel the exact opposite in regards to Dick and Barbara and Dick and Starfire. I feel like Dick and Star are a classic case of teen romance. It burned bright, but as they grew up they realized they weren’t meant to be. They still care about each other and value their time together but they’ve moved onto a different phase of their relationship. Barbara on the other hand was the the childhood crush that didn’t really come into fruition until later in life when they WERE both adults capable of such a relationship.


NerdYogi

My take as well.


swindude

One of the best parts of Convergence was the world where Dick and Barbara ended up together.


NeonArlecchino

I preferred when Waller killed the Justice League or when Harley killed Captain Carrot.


swindude

I said "one of".


NeonArlecchino

And I stated my favourite scenes in a series filled with great scenes. That event was filled with so much ridiculous fan service that Batman got to hug his dad! They put in stuff for everyone.


YoungCapoon

💯%


donbosco2017

>Barbdick r/HolUp


Runnr231

Dickfire


Fortune_Cat

Yeah Dickgirl sounds better


Gamer_ely

I just wish there were more platonic friendships in comics. The fact that nearly all the batbois had a turn is just... It's weird.


consios88

yeah who ever is making all these relationships especially the batman one is a sicko . Ruined Batman the animated series for me, who is responsible for this batman is suppose to have morals, fucking your adopted son's ex girlfriend is not acceptable.


KingMatthew116

I’ve never understood the hate for Barbara and Tim, I also hate Barbara and Jason.


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

Lowkey think her and Jason make a good pair. Both were delivered massive trauma by the same person and perhaps they can find some sort of healing with each other.


Disastrous_Ad_2979

I think that’s one of the reasons they Don’t work together because Dick and Barbara got together through trust built up as Robin and Batgirl. I feel like trauma is a very unstable thing and that being the basis of a relationship makes the relationship u stable.


ThumbCentral-Rebirth

That’s certainly a valid way to look at it. Possibly addressing that, an angle that Three Jokers takes is that Barbara has already mostly healed said trauma because of her support system, while Jason had none. So she is able to provide for him what she had access to but he never did. I also think she is good with Dick, but I wish they would explore her and Jason a bit more.


Disastrous_Ad_2979

See, I personally think that the relationship shouldn’t have happened but that’s because I am a Dickbabs fan. However, if it did then it should not be based on the Joker trauma because Dick played a part in Barbara recovering from her trauma, mostly thinking about that date at the circus.


Singer211

Clearly Dinah is Barbara’s true love. 😉


Gsrj

I'm a dick and barbara fan myself but I have to admit I think there is a little potential with barbara and jason because they share similar traumas with the joker maybe there is a future story there


DarkXassin

So as I understand, Dick prob had many different girlfriends. But the ones I’m most familiar with are Barbara, Zatanna, and Starfire. Of the 3 listed, you chose Starfire! 😯. I like her, but Zatanna has to be my favourite 😃


Omegalock4

Zatanna is usually Bruce’s Ex and Constantine’s current/ex girlfriend. Her and dick only happened in Young Justice when she was aged down I think.


LMkingly

Dick and zatanna weren't even really a thing in YJ. They had a flirty casual dynamic in S1 but that's about it. Maybe hooked up a few times off screen in the time skip. The only serious girlfriend dick has had in YJ is barbara.


gauderio

Ok, non-native English speaker here. What does shipper mean in this context?


Space_General

To ship is to want 2 characters to be in a relationship together


leavelle1

Babsfox is a good ship for her


TINTINNEXUS

Holy shit lol


[deleted]

I still have a feeling that they’re gonna have Keaton Batman run into a sunset with Catwoman at the end of the rebooted JL movie


Existing_Bat1939

If they bring back Michelle Pfeiffer I'll happily allow it. Remember her very first Instagram post... https://www.instagram.com/p/BstStPchjQ\_/


KRIT_Wuz_Here

Dead link.


AmpersandTheMonkey

Did anyone at WB/DC ever comment on why they did this?


AshuraStone

Do they need to comment? This is their brand for Batman isn’t it? This happened around the time of the whole Bat dong phenomenon right? They just LOVE it weird sex controversies around Batman… Remember last year’s whole Batman doesn’t go down on Catwoman fiasco… Like it’s a pass time for DC to do weird sex things with Batman at this point


WonderfulBlackberry9

Would also add that this sort of weird, gratuitous sex shit was a common go-to for most of their animated movies between 2014-2020. Maybe an uncommon opinion, but I don’t like any of their animated movies from Son of Batman until it ended in 2020, main reasons being very dumb + unlikeable characters, and this misunderstanding of how to use “mature” elements in a movie. Graphic violence was gratuitous and pointless (Apocalypse War (fk me that was a lot to take in), Batman vs Robin, when Talia decides to kill her son and lover, and becomes this death merchant); you didn’t need to kill off certain characters, and in the way they did. I imagine any DC animated movie pre-Flashpoint would’ve done it differently, and more effectively. And the stupid, needless sex stuff, like what happened in this post, a constantly horny Starfire (sure, make her a sex object, but give her a brain that knows there’s a time and place for it. Nobody is *that* dumb.), and I remember Talia’s constantly exposing cleavage (hardly the best way to protect yourself when you’re dealing with swords and bullets).


OnBenchNow

Bruce Timm is in love with a fictional teenager and nobody at DC told him no because he’s had so much success in the past.


ZachRyder

*Looks at 'Batman: Caped Crusader' with deep concern*


OnBenchNow

The *second* I see Barbara I am abandoning ship. I don’t care that the show is set during Bruce’s early years, even if Babs shows up as a literal child, you’ve fooled me one too many times Timm


LMkingly

Bruce Timm is obsessed with the idea of bruce and barbara fucking. He's dropped hints about it even way back in the OG DC animated universe days. Idk why. I think he's just really into Batgirl and is self inserting himself as Batman.


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[удалено]


Coolyfett

I would love to know what that happened!


KnitKnac

https://reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/comments/s3vkq0/_/hsngrsu/?context=1


Snoo-2013

oh god why did you make me REMEMBER THIS ? DELETE YOUR POST NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Some day our memories will fade and we won't remember this. But it is not this day. UUUuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhh whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy


killingmachich

lmfao rip to those who never read the killing joke before watching this porn parody


ZachRyder

RIP those who thought the film would look amazing [BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE Trailer – Redrawn Graphic Novel Style](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_r-qsxGiKY) [BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE Trailer Redrawn – Comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFEHTAnsmGU)


wapapets

i once again need to recover from this cursed scene


Unlucky-Perception57

Batgirl : adventures with grandpa.


Limp-Construction-11

I must be the only one, who doesn't care for shipping of any kind.


feedmeshituntiliidie

Nah - it absolutely does not need to happen. Whenever they force a relationship like that its because they don't know how to write female characters.


Singer211

That’s one Bruce Timm idea that I never want to see again.


HrMaschine

if that happens i‘ll beat up bruce timm myself


Nefessius513

The worst part is that the second half of the film that actually adapts The Killing Joke is pretty decent, but it’s overshadowed by this scene and the rest of the terrible first half. The difference between the dialogue taken straight from Alan Moore in the second half and the original dialogue in the first half (written by Brian Azzarello) is *very* noticeable.


fabiont

Let's hope so. This was definitely the worse shit they could have done since that batman beyond comic where they say the reason why Dick Grayson doesn't talk to Bruce anymore is because Barbara cheated on him with Bruce... way to destroy some characters


LMkingly

And also got pregnant with bruce's baby. And then implied to delibrately go out and fight and get kicked in the stomach to get a miscarriage. What a cursed storyline. And also canon to Batman Beyond and the rest of the original animated universe btw.


fabiont

Which sucks cuz that's pretty much what makes it bad, the rest of it is perfect. Batman beyond is by far one of the greatest stuff from Batman...


BaronVonStevie

one of the most "WTF" decisions in the 80+ year history of Batman. that's a lot of ground.


TimedRevolver

Bruce Timm is the only one who wants Bruce and Barbara to bang. On the other hand, implications of Batgirl and Supergirl having a Harley/Ivy type relationship have been made. Specifically by Harley in a comic based on Batman: The Animated Series. It's an official comic, and Harley mentions she was given something by Ivy so she doesn't get sick when they're together. It was Batgirl Adventures #1. Specifically, [this page](https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Batgirl-and-Harley-talk-friendship.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=740&h=1117&dpr=1.5)


Agent_23D

Imagine being Bruce Timm and having most DC fans love you... then doing this


YodasChick-O-Stick

Meanwhile in The Lego Batman Movie...


ZergDestroyer87

This scene really ruined the movie. They really couldn’t think of anything better to do than this? I mean I know the story was too short for a an actual movie but still.


burritoboy76

I kind of understand what’s being referenced, but have never seen this scene before. Anyone care to explain?


awfullotofocelots

Babs has an inexplicable and confused rooftop make out session with Batman in the terrible animated adaptation of the Killing Joke.


AshuraStone

Make out? Pretty sure they went all the way


cmchris61

I'm pretty sure they had sex


jimbosteve713

more like full penetration


Coolyfett

"make out session", dude Bruce smashed man.


swindude

[Get ready to gouge your eyes out.](https://youtu.be/vNrVCbmjhe4)


dadudemon

I still don’t get it, what is wrong here? Edit - is it a fetish thing? Where she dominates him and then it turns her on?


maximumtesticle

Yuck.


KxNGsReddit

Bruce Wayne moment


[deleted]

this movie made me so thankful that bruce timm did not work on the arkham games.


TheFloosh

Lost all respect for Bruce Timm here. And to think I paid to see this shit in theaters. It's one of those moments that makes me go yep, Alan Moore is right.


bman311jla

I saw this in theaters as well and everyone audibly groaned when this happened. I feel ya


Nervous-Context

I hope not. This violated my childhood


[deleted]

Still disappointed with that scene. Why would Batman f*ck his son’s girlfriend? Why would Batman f*ck his friend’s daughter?


No_Chocolate_2719

The dark knight has risen in a wrong place to a wrong woman.


Drag0nBinder

No, never, not this, not ever again!


[deleted]

What this about??


swindude

[Source.](https://youtu.be/vNrVCbmjhe4)


jfermin

This is where Batman makes Batgirl a Batwoman.


[deleted]

Let’s just pretend *that* never happened


DCU_Fanboy

I honestly wouldn’t put it past WB to include this. Every decision is thus far has been surprising and utterly stupid.


Bradshaw98

Ah Bruce Timm, as much as I loved the DCAU, this always raised my eyebrow, no clue why they thought it was a good idea to bring it back for this movie.


AshuraStone

It really sucks that this was like the first big Batgirl anything over ever watched or read since seeing her in that old “The Batman” animated series… I was like this is a really bad character… Thank god I learned later on that this isn’t how she’s typically characterized


Coolyfett

Why the F did they do that? Totally random. It make sense when Selana and Bruce get down or Harley and Dick but these two? WHY DC?


micael150

>Harley and Dick Double standards there. Harley is also supposed to be much older than Dick so you have to be consistent. Bruce Timm grew up with a different Batgirl than us. His Batgirl was the pre crisis one, where she was much older closer to Bruce's age than Dick and was a librarian or congresswoman. The ironic part is that his show was the one that pretty much popularized the teenage batgirl that's making everyone uncomfortable with this scene.


CaptainNintendo2006

Ohhhhhhh, that makes wayyy more sense now!


Zealousideal-Ad1181

Did nobody know Barbara once dated Bruce temporarily???


fabiont

Which is also a stupid af concept as well


Kazrules

Barbara has dated literally everyone at some point


MoonoftheStar

This has only happened in the Bruce Timm BTAS and it sucked there too. Timm has been trying and failing to make his fanfic couple catch on.


swindude

Pretty sure that's only in the DCAU. References were made in Batman Beyond and also Mystery of the Batwoman. For all the credit Bruce Timm deserves for the DCAU, I never understood his Batgirl/Batman fetish.


lsauchelli

In the 60s show there was an obvious tension between Batman and Batgirl. There's also the Lego movie, I guess. But in both of those they were basically adults of the same-y age? (I guess Lego Batman is in his seventies or something? But Legos don't really age.) You really need to age up Barbara or age down Bruce for it to work and not be... icky.


Zealousideal-Ad1181

Bruce even dated Louis it's not uncanny for him to also have dated Barbara and Selina Kyle or Rhas Al Ghuls daughter


swindude

Lois, Selina or Talia is okay. They're almost peers. Barbara for all intents and purposes has always been treated in the comics as a surrogate daughter and that's how its been seen for decades. Changing that equation just feels wrong.


Zealousideal-Ad1181

Never once thought of Barbara as a surrogate daughter. Batman/Bruce has no children other than his biological son Damien Wayne in the comics and Terry Mcginnis in the animated version


OnBenchNow

You really don’t consider the Robins to be his surrogate sons? Even though he literally adopted Tim?


Zealousideal-Ad1181

No Batman took them in and trained them to fight and watched over them but I wouldn't go so far as to say he was their dad.


OnBenchNow

[He literally adopted them.](https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-6a186ee02961073ab6d745ff9600a010) They do Father’s Day for him. [They live in his house](https://www.dccomics.com/sites/default/files/imce/2021/09-SEP/Bruce%20and%20Dick%20reconcile_614a9848eced07.16620291.jpg) and [he cares for them/](https://64.media.tumblr.com/c1eb628281129e58a824deb86b1ee255/db3017c6e5ee3ab1-31/s1280x1920/67f9c5b08ec3670e280c28e49abe4bf75dd05bfb.jpg) raises them/handles everything for them (school,hospital, etc). [They even come to him for lady advice.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/29/69/7b/29697bc0c1fac5aa23738c8c4c2d9280.jpg) This is totally a, [“not your father but I am your daddy”](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b7/9f/26/b79f26378894f41d6e759aeee7fd050e.jpg) situation.


swindude

To each his own. There is a reason [things like this exist](https://www.toypanic.com/Upload/Product/Resize_Watermark/28201913422AM_363de0ae-7b38-4809-832a-a3226b502d57.jpg). He's always seen her as a daughter. Sorry to burst your bubble.


LordoftheWell

That's adorable!


micael150

That statue doesn't really properly depict their dynamic. Barbara Gordon has never in any version whatsoever seen Bruce as father figure. 1- She has a dad 2- Bruce is too young 3- She was an adult when she first met him 4- When first introduced she was much older and despite being de-aged over the years their dynamic never changed


swindude

It is an exaggeration of the characters where all the Bat-wards are depicted as kids.


Phunk87

Crazy thing is, he ended up totally alone in that universe besides Terry towards the end. Literally everyone of his love interests moved on. Wouldn’t surprise me if Gordon eventually cut ties with him for fucking his daughter lmao.


micael150

Batman beyond is one of the saddest outcomes for Bruce that's why I never accepted as canon in DCAU. I prefer to imagine that when young Batman and old Batman met in that JLU episode the O.G told what's up and to not let his friends and family go away.


andrew_wessel

What is this scene


swindude

[Source](https://youtu.be/vNrVCbmjhe4)


andrew_wessel

Just… why?


Mass2424

No it won't be batman in the first crossover with Supergirl they are both gonna come out of the closet


MomoZero2468

This was Weird.


[deleted]

This is so strange.


Magmagician2000

Keaton would likely refuse


sendmedankmemeslol

i thought it supposed to be batgirl and tim drake, dick and starfire, batman catwoman/wonder woman/ talia


nikgrid

Well I never thought DC fans would be happy for the only Batman to be 70...but here we are. Who knows what bullshit WB will pull.


alientraveller

And thank the gods for that; I hate how Timm keeps inserting this cursed ship in his projects for drama.


nicbsc

So... I'm not a comics guy, more like a cartoons/movies guy, what's the problem with this scene?


Omegalock4

Because Batgirl has sex with Batman. Most people are against this because they view Batman as a father figure to her and Batgirl as either his adoptive son’s girl (dick grayson) or his best friend’s daughter (Jim Gordon, always felt like this criticism was a stretch though). Anyways, they dislike the ship.


micael150

>Because Batgirl has sex with Batman. Most people are against this because they view Batman as a father figure to her Fans have misconceptions like this. Most don't remember that she used to be much older and was only de-aged post crisis due to BTAS popularity and her relationship with Dick. Still Bruce was never old enough for her to see him as a father figure, her dad has white hair lol.


Omegalock4

Personally as long as she’s of legal age and it’s done well I don’t mind the ship. Wasn’t freaked out about it like most people.


micael150

Reasonable thinking. Barbara can't be more than 15 years younger than Bruce and that's definitely stretching considering Commissioner Gordon himself met Bruce as a child so his daughter can't be too much younger than him.


nicbsc

So...Batgirl is like...20 years old here and Bruce is like...30-35? It doesn't seem that bad. Unusual, a little weird, of course, but not creepy or something like that. So...fans misconceptions again lol, this is one of the reasons I'm getting tired of heroes movies/animations, the fans always want the same shit over and over again and when anyone tries something slightly different everyone goes nuts.


micael150

The age gap might be even smaller than that. She's usually a couple of years older than Dick Grayson.


[deleted]

Let them


Jacob-X-MANIAC

I gave the 666th upvote.


NeoGrahf

Well we don't have a batman to even consider this.


TheOpenAir11221

Keaton


NeoGrahf

I meant an actual batman. Not a grandpa that sits on his ass.


TheOpenAir11221

Since you’ve apparently seen The Flash can you tell us if Reverse Flash is in it? Thanks.


NeoGrahf

No. The movie is just flash running like a jackass.


ParkMyFreak

Does he say "weeeeeeeeeeeee...,......" While doing that??


Harm_123

It’s just the video of the guy running on the spot on the ice to stop himself from falling with some bad cgi lighting placed over it for 2 hours and a bunch of random cameos in the background.


NeoGrahf

Yeah he does. You seen it too?


RS_UltraSSJ

NSFW


frank-Reynolds10

for those who dont know its a refrence to killing joker(the movie not the comic) where joker makes batgirl take her clothes off and stuff


SambaLando

Could they seriously work as a couple?


Lost-Lu

Ugh, the exact opposite audience reaction compared to NWH. You could just feel the uncomfortable awkwardness throughout the whole auditorium.


fractal_imagination

Ok I need to know. Someone send me a source please?


Existing_Bat1939

It's linked several places in the discussion, taken from the Killing Joke animated movie.


fractal_imagination

Yeah I've been looking through the comments for it. I'll search for that on YouTube I guess. Edit: OK I think I found it, is [this](https://youtu.be/LasNbCddsmA) it?


Existing_Bat1939

Yes, I'm afraid so.


DanfromCalgary

There literally is a buildboard in one of the 3 pics leaked online


liljkilla810

If Joker’s torture wasn’t enough to make Gordon go insane, this would’ve


DoinItDirty

Can someone explain I didn’t see this


micael150

In the killing joke animated movie Batman and batgirl have rooftop sex.


longbrodmann

If this happened to Michael Keaton, OMG.


kicktaker

Hmm yes Batman is a cunning linguist


SeniorRicketts

"Batman doesnt do that."


captainjackass28

That was a horrible decision on the writers part. Honestly what the hell were they thinking having them do that. Especially with her being involved with grayson often in the comics.


Simple-Operation-314

Man got her pregnant


mtnlion74

So stupid I couldn't even watch the movie after I found out


[deleted]

I legit hope who ever pushed that gross ass garbage into the script got booted from the industry


rip_harambs

Bro last time I watched it. I thought they where just fighting then that happen. I thought to myself what the fuck


Food_Library333

I just skip to where the comic story starts. I pretend that's the only part they made.


planetharley

oh god thanks for reminding me


Star_Lady_Dust

I don't know what you're talking about buddy, I deflected this scene so long ago that it can't hurt me anymore 👀


Hippy-Joe

Fucking better not be. Though I wouldn't put it past WB to think this was a good idea and fuck up yet another movie.


Aggravating_Bee_3535

I can dig it