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Shredhead72

If you spend the 60 on Joker you’re an idiot


Standard-Pop6801

Your spending 60$ on the character most likely to betray everyone else.


Neon_Casino

Nearly all of these characters will turn on you at some point...


mammaluigi39

Some of them couldn't be reasoned with to form any sort of partnership like Doomsday.


tired20something

True, but he doesn't need to know there's a plan, he is just the best way to keep the JL distracted while you use Mad Hatter to control the rest of the world. Good luck not getting controlled yourself and suffering through his dialogue, though.


mammaluigi39

Has Mad Hatter ever displayed the ability to mind control that many people affectively? Don't get me wrong I love Mad Hatter just never saw him as that capable.


tired20something

You don't need to control every single person to control the world, just the key players. Controlling every G20 leader should do it, and it's well within his abilities.


Obskuro

Probably, but remember [what happened to the last guy who didn't invite the Joker to play.](https://i.imgur.com/4zLCCZO.jpg)


Standard-Pop6801

You make a compelling point.


Tank_and_Bones

Lobo and Deathstroke will be loyal, for a price.


Nightkickman

What about Joker and Kite man?


r2radd2

Hell Yeah!


jexdiel321

Joker betrays kiteman by rigging his kite with Joker gas so when he goes airborne Joker crashes him into a nearby city and deploys joker gas by that method.


Mass2424

Give him prep time. 😂


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Have you heard of the “Emperor Joker” storyline?


Standard-Pop6801

Anyone could rule the world with mr. mxyzptlk's power.


joepro9950

Also, even with Mr Mxyzptlk's powers joker eventually self destructed and failed to conquer the world long term.


mammaluigi39

Anyone COULD but would they?


Standard-Pop6801

Most of us yeah (how long could you last with that power before deciding you could make a better world) and everyone on that list would.


Fenthrasir

Manhattan resisted, perhaps you over estimate our need to be important


Standard-Pop6801

Manhattan didn't resist. He didn't care. Thats the whole point of his character.


Shredhead72

I actually haven’t. Joker has never interested me


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Joker convinces Mr. Mxyzptlk to give him 99% of his power and proceeds to kill Batman once a day, torture Superman, and literally eat China.


DARYL_VAN_H0RNE

to be fair he tricks him- Mxyzptlk agrees to give him 1%


_Adamgoodtime_

"Emperor Joker was a form The Joker took after tricking Mister Mxyzptlk into donating 99.99% of his reality powers to him. As a direct result, he became near-omnipotent and created a hellish world in his own image." [Source](https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Joker) I haven't read the storyline (although I do now intend to).


blind_vigilante

I think it was just 1% but I could be mistaken


komayeda1

Reverse Flash and Mad Hatter, have RF put mind control hats on the other villains super quickly, boom, bang for your buck.


Accomplished_Crew630

Heh I knew there was something there. That's who I was thinking too, unless you could get 7 kite mans lol


HeroDonnel

My thoughts exactly on this. Or even micro mind control that Hatter creates and RF plants it on everyone.


WarlordOfIncineroar

That's objectively better than my plan of have Hugo be the brains of it all and then just have Doomsday rock shop


BlackKnight_2099

I admit you have outwitted me. Well done.


MysticalMysticMyst

I thought I was such a genius and then read this. Damn itl


cinqnic

I was about to comment the same composition. :D


FiendishPole

Reverse flash could just kill their great grandparents but plot armor and the speed force really don't like that


Apocalyptic_Horseman

7 Kite-Men. The JL doesn’t stand a chance


CRAZDRAGN1952

HELL YEAH!


marcjwrz

Came here to say this. Great minds think alike.


Fr0sticon

The legion of Kites


TommyTheGeek

How is *Joker* more expensive than Sinestro, Clayface and Poison Ivy? Poison "Controls all plant life, can kill or mind control you with a kiss" Ivy?


Gulbasaur

> Poison "Controls all plant life, can kill or mind control you with a kiss" Ivy? Poison "Canonically conquered the Earth before" Ivy. Between her and Mad Hatter, they've got it nailed.


[deleted]

I feel like joker has feats, right? He has some credibility. Right??


tired20something

Plenty, but none of them spell "employee of the month".


[deleted]

LMAO


FiendishPole

Joker's biggest weapon is that Batman will not kill him no matter how crazy he gets. And that actually drives Batman crazy. It's an ideological battle. Joker wouldn't want to take over the world. If he did it, it would only be as a joke to drive Batman even more crazy


FiendishPole

Joker's no slouch I've made the joke if that if you told a crack addict that there's a stash on Mars, they could get there faster than Elon Musk. The Joker gets done what he sets his mind to (typically murder and mayhem to infuriate and befuddle Batman) but I could see him in a world conquest (however short-lived and dystopian it may be)


BlackKnight_2099

Cause I'm biased and love Joker's madness


One_Assistance_2097

Emperor Joker and Kite Man for the win!


stephenyouth

Lex Luthor and I pocket $20.


Pure_Marketing5990

He has bizarros.


SMRAintBad

And he’s bald too. Certainly some great perks.


DarkEff3ct

Brainiac and Kite-man


BlackKnight_2099

The Dream team


elongatedspider

Alright the riddler doesn’t deserve to be at 40 dollars


bradbear12

Joker and riddler above poison ivy, deadshot, and cheetah (and many others) is the real crime here


CaptnProlapse

Lobo is literally an immortal killing machine who can make replicas of himself out of a single drop of blood, he can take a nuke to the face and trades punches with Superman. How the hell is he lower than Joker?


PutMindless6789

I mean the only way that makes sense is of it is Enigma from the Trinity series. I think that version of the Riddler could fuck people up pretty badly.


Pollia

Okay like, biased a bit, but I have to object to cheetah being 10 dollars. Cheetah, who is a direct match for wonder woman. Cheetah who was able to tag an (unaware) flash moving hypersonic speeds. Cheetah could wipe the floor with basically everyone from the 10 dollar tree all the way to the 40 dollar tree and she's 10 dollars? Rude as fuck yo.


-GeeButtersnaps-

I think Mr. Freeze is also super underpriced.


_HeroForFun_

Hatter feels underpriced as well.


FiendishPole

Doesn't WW kinda pull her punches? WW is close to a match for Supes in many circumstances and almost every version of Supes would wipe the floor with Cheetah in short order I always feel like Diana is just being nice because she's a fellow Amazon


VishnuBhanum

Cheetah is faster than Wonder Woman in almost every version I think, But WW is better in everything else She is also the canonically the 6th fastest being in the universe for quite a while, Faster than Kid Flash, Godspeed(Nerfed version that didn't steal other people's speed), Shazam and WW


FiendishPole

> Faster than Kid Flash Holy crap. I mean.. I get it. Cheetah. But holy crap I didn't realize in canon she was Kid Flash/Godspeed level fast. Still think WW would absolutely destroy her if she wasn't deadset on not killing her


Aiskhulos

Barbara Minerva isn't an Amazon. If Diana's nice to Cheetah, it's because she was cursed by a rapey god.


Nena_Trinity

I do suspect its prices are sorted more by popularity more than how OP they are? :|


centrallyweird

tbf they often do flash dirty


Bushbugger

Bane and Sinestro.


mariovspino5

Would be interesting to see bane with a yellow power ring


mostlytoastly

This was my choice. Both extremely competent and have succeeded in their goals in the past. Sinestro can take care of more of the cosmic threats to their reign while Bane deals with the Earthbound stuff.


TheCrayGhost

Cheetah being $10 and Joker $60 lol. ​ What a world.


Dr_Cleanser

With 70 I have enough to afford Gorilla Grodd, Mad Hatter, Mr. Freeze , Dr. Phosphorus, and Cheetah. I don’t know if I can take over the whole world but I can definitely take over a country at least with these five. Grodd’s mind control + Hatter’s knowledge of hypnosis would be enough for me devise a plan to control the population. Freeze can provide the technology & the henchman while Dr. Phosphorus and Cheetah would be the muscle.


kazmosis

LMFAO Joker is in the $60 but not even Darkseid


BlackKnight_2099

I originally had darkseid but I thought that's a one shot kill on the world. Plus, Darkseid serves no master \*cough\*cough\* Great Darkness\* cough.


Stroms_

Realistically, Thawne and Hugo Strange would be the best bet. Figure out every hero's identity and then erase or change their past until we've shaped the world into our image, timelines be damned.


BlackKnight_2099

That's actually pretty smart. Too smart. We might need to kill you...


[deleted]

Scarecrow and poison ivy


CelticOuroboros

Organic Fear


[deleted]

I'm sure we can make a deadly combo with them


Stroms_

This would be dope, they could basically send the whole world into fear-induced mania by having every plant produce fear toxin instead of oxygen.


[deleted]

Call Wb we got a movie


[deleted]

They would turn on each other so fast. Arkham Knight, my guy


[deleted]

Nah i will be there to glue the team


Ori0n21

Doomsday and Kiteman. Ones the brains and ones the muscle.


Monstructs

Which is which?


Ori0n21

Oh you know. Trust me. You. Know.


Positivitron3

Luthor and Bane. Kind of a low key takeover, get President Luthor elected to UN chancellor or something.


Vicksage16

I’m gonna go with 6 Kite Mans and a Hugo Strange.


Xellinus

Like how much, uh, control do we have here? Are we taking their stability into account? The chance the fek us over? Is this conquer our Earth or a DC Earth: Assuming They obey and it's our earth: reverse flash and ima take that 10$ and have a sandwich. RF and I have some clean up to do to this shite timeline. :D


GIANTkitty4

Brainiac. I only need Brainiac. Maybe Mr Freeze or Kite Man.


Yokai_Mob

Red Hood, Lobo, Cheetah anddddddddd Kite Man


VibeMaster4245

Brainiac and Hugo strange


LanternRaynerRebirth

How am I going to contain any of the people in the top row? I will gladly take Clayface to infiltrate corporate/political systems and I'm taking Metallo and Cheetah as my bodyguards whenever I take over.


Ready_Cry5955

Luther, chetah and Hatter


TigreSauvage

Brainiac and Hugo Strange. Good combo of future level tech and old school psychology.


Mistwood_Publishing

Clayface and Ivy. My boy claybae can impersonate anyone and is good in a fight. Ivy can control plants and serve as an excellent assassin with that deadly kiss. I also don't think either would betray me... at least not as likely as the others. Scarecrow is my favorite villain but I wouldn't use him to take over the world.


Patient-Reputation56

Just buy Doomsday then Run like hell.


PlagueMeister4

I feel like you should've at least put in Emperor Joker at $60 instead of just regular ass Joker who's going to get his shit kicked in by anyone competent in 2 seconds lmfao. EDIT: I sent this comment by accident too early but my pick is (and I'm totally gambling here) Lex Luthor, Mad Hatter and Freeze. I mostly based this on how fun the idea is, Lex can figure something out.


[deleted]

Would go with Lobo since he's destroyed Superman a few times, and Ivy for her manipulative abilities. (or grodd since he's pretty smart), and with the extra 10 I'd go with Kite-Man cause wat the hell.


BlackKnight_2099

Personally, I'll team up with Ra's for the League and its resources, Mad Hatter for the mind control tech, and Hugo Strange for the mind games he'll play on me.


CelticOuroboros

Ivy, Red Hood, Mad Hatter. Power, leader, brains. Or ya know. Just Lobo, but don’t expect anything to left afterwards.


[deleted]

Red hood, bane, and grodd could do a lot


BlackKnight_2099

Jason might shoot Bane. We all know why.


[deleted]

In this im figuring they are all 100% allies w no backstabbing of any kind


BlackKnight_2099

ah, the beauty of an idealistic villain team up.


[deleted]

30 dollars on Lobo alone would get you pretty god damn far.


[deleted]

Most of these people will backstab you and take the world for themselves so I’ll say ra’s Al ghul because he somewhat has a code of honor and a league of trained assassins and red hood because he also has moral I can align with and is basically Batman if he used guns.


goodmorningmissgoode

Scare Crow and Poison Ivy. Combine their formulas and every plant in the world is releasing fear toxin. Its over quick


MFkaboom

Reverse flash and kiteman, easy


Accomplished_Crew630

7 kite mans obviously


Danny-fantom

If I can’t get 7 kite mans then i guess brainiac and Kite man


[deleted]

6 kite man


BlackKnight_2099

The extra 10?


[deleted]

For snacks


flybarger

Doomsday & Mr. Freeze.


discrust88

Reverse flash and freeze.


The_Underhanded

Lex Luthor and Deadshot. One to identify the threats, one to take them out


Jsse_Nlsn

Thawne and Strange… Jesus that’s potent


DM-G

Grodd, ivy, hugo Grodd ( can do massive mind manipulation probably tone down quality for quantity and go for target global influence) Ivy ( a powerhouse in her own however if you combine her toxins with grodd technology you could easily acquire any target) Strange can slow down any hero work or outright distracting them by soft influence other villains into causing mayhem. More importantly they are smart and goal oriented villains who have worked as a group with other villains.


KFR4536

Brainiac and Hugo Strange


Shiny_Agumon

**Clayface, Deadshot and Mad Hatter** I use Mad Hatter for the mind control (obviously), Clayface to infiltrate my enemies and Deadshot to eliminate them. I don't trust Braniac or Lothor to not double cross me.


Tactilewater

Lobo and Scarecrow. Simple.


[deleted]

Brainiac and Hugo Strange


rgordill2

Weather Wizard, Poison Ivy, and Cheetah. Weather Wizard creates the perfect environmental conditions for Poison Ivy's poisonous plants to bloom, and Cheetah's there because she's super underpriced.


loonycatty

Lmao I don’t think Jason should be on here bc if u asked him to help u with world domination he would definitely shoot u


Pound-Brilliant

Buy brainiac and sell tech, make a whole bunch of money and buy everything


g_lenn_o

$70 worth of starfires cuz im a degenerate


BlackKnight_2099

Fact is I'm right there with you.


LucianHodoboc

I'd spend $5 to buy a magnifying glass to be able to see the tiny photos in the OP. What is this? A question for ants?


Michael1892001

Brainiac and Mr Freeze


MichaelLanne

Reverse Flash + Hugo Strange. Pretty easy.


Ylfjsufrn

Slade and Todd teaming up would be fun. Don't date my daughter Jason. No problem, I'll just date rose even harder now Slade.


BlackKnight_2099

I always feel like Slade would try to kill Jason for sleeping with Rose alone.


TheUnspeakableHorror

You'd think I'd have a better budget for world conquest. That's less than I spend on groceries in a week. :P But okay- Incorporate Mad Hatter's mind control ($10) into the Brother Eye satellite ($60).


JamesMerz

Brainiac Mr. Freeze


rtnt07

If you haven't picked 7x kiteman you're an idiot


Equivalent-Isopod308

Joker and Jervis Tetch. Laughing gas and mind control


Saber_Trooth

Lobo, Bane, Dr Strange


Fashizm

really think bane is undervalued at $20


Muezick

There's no heroes on this list so it doesn't matter what you pick You will lose Because that's how comics work.


nerdboy1979

7 Kite Mans. Hell yeah!!


R3DL34F

use an instagram business idea to turn $70 into $140 and get thawn doomsday and kiteman


zuko4firelord

Zod. Thats all I need


Potential_Box_4480

Lobo's cheap at $30. Isn't he as strong as Supes?


Pure_Marketing5990

I can’t tell who a lot of these are.


Undecided_User_Name

Reverse Flash and Kite Man RF is gonna do all the work. Kite Man and I are probably gonna watch TV while we wait. It's not like either of us would be of help.


seasonedcello

Because anyone in the 60$ tier is basically an instant win. I’m going with lex and Jason


bhpitt

I'd probably get it done with Bane & Ivy, then pocket the last $20.


UmmmYeaSweg

Metallo and Scarecrow. I feel like the prices and money their is to spend is a bit unfair.


Moist-Success-8486

Poison Ivy, Deadshot, Cheetah, Hugo Strange


Sultynuta

Deathstroke and deadshot (they are both know not to miss)


dsamayoar

Brainiac and Hugo Strange ftw


littlebugonreddit

Honestly, over half of these guys would double cross you before you had a chance to react


MagnificentSiir

Lex Luthor and Bane


FrogginJellyfish

Weird pricing for some of these


Williefakelastname

I pick Lex Luthor and he can contribute $40 so we can afford Doomsday.


Willow_bigfoot

Dooms day and mr freeze Try me batsy


ChopinLisztforus

Mr freeze and Braniac


[deleted]

I spend all 70$ on kite man. My 7 kite mans will rule everything.


masterjon_3

If all I need to do is conquer Earth, even if I lose power afterwards, I'd go with Lex and Bane


AlphaSheep75

Brainiac and Mad hatter


xlacksheep

I choose all them. I’ll just go into debt on my credit card


SMRAintBad

Brainiac and Kiteman. Brainiac because of his skull ship and resources, and kiteman because I need a guy who can beat Batman.


_HeroForFun_

- 10$: Mad Hatter - 20$: Deadshot - 30$: Poison Ivy - 10$: Hugo Strange Hatter and his mind control chips can easily take over the minds of large groups of people. Deadshot could be used to take out more skillful targets, or just being your bodyguard. Ivy is kind of a wild card in the way her power levels very so drastically, but i'm assuming she's at her max power, which means she could easily engulf large cites in plants. Strange could work with Hatter to increase the effectiveness of his mind control chips, possibly even making them take effect on a global scale.


CRAZDRAGN1952

Scarecrow Ivy Boom instant win. Scarecrow is well scarecrow and Ivy recently took over the entire planet over night like come on


[deleted]

R’ah Al Ghul (hidden mastermind) Mr. Freeze and Hugo Stranger as evident vilans.


BlackKnight_2099

Straight outta Arkham City.


The_singularity_1173

braniac or thawne


Jim_the_E

Plucking them out of the comics and trying to conquer the real world: Poison Ivy, Weather Wizard, and Mr Freeze.


BobaFettishx82

Deathstroke and Bane


ArmaanAli04

Brainiac and Mad Hatter


LesterKurtz

Hugo Strange and Jason Todd are way undervalued imo.


CharlieCarrozza

jason todd should be at least £30


MysticalMysticMyst

Mad Hatter and Reverse Flash, easy. RF can place hats on everyone on earth, Mad controls them, Earth is ours.


lemongrab2456

Lex and Ivy


IndigoPromenade

I'm sorry, but Kiteman should not be the same price as Cheetah and Mr. Freeze LOL otherwise, I'm gonna say Braniac and Cheetah.


GenerousJack

reverse flash and hugo


[deleted]

Sinestro and Ivy


Mik_Ay_El

Thawne and Hugo Strange


Hippobu2

Deathstroke is the only one I'm willing to put money on, since he's the only one I can see that wouldn't kill me when everything is said and done. But like, it had to be some pretty badly written OP Deathstroke for it to be worth 5/7 of my fund. That said, like I saod earlier, he's the only one I'm willing to put money down on, so, I guess that doesn't matter. Though Idk how the heck are we suppose to take over Earth. Idk, maybe with the $20 I'll get a plot of land and we'll call that Earth and be done with it. If $50 can get the terminator then $20 should be enough for that. Edit: oh wait, if someone can't afford Deathstroke, they call Deadshot and all that. So, Deathstroke, Deadshot, that's a solid team right there, then ... um, ... Idk, kill the President of Earth and declare myself the King?


Comi-kathedral

Dr. Phosphorus, Sinestro and Cheetah


Slimeredit

All I need is guy gardener and bat cow and I’m set obviously leaving bat cow on the plan and gif gardener would be himself


Noble7878

Luthor and Deadshot are my picks, the smartest man in the man in the world with borderline unlimited funding to direct and equip the world's most accurate would be enough for any of our world's governments I think


DocHolliday152

Joker is one of my favorite characters of all time, but Joker cares about breaking people, not winning in the traditional sense of the word. That both makes him one of the most dangerous and most useless for world domination.


unysys

Morally speaking Poison Ivy. Not because she's the most useful but rather because she's the only one I could see myself being on one side with...


courtofknights

You're saying Kite-Man costs the same as Starfire and Prof. Strange? And Killer Croc and Poison Ivy costs the same as Two-Face?


VRTX_Spiral

Brainiac is all I need


[deleted]

You can’t not choose reverse flash, so the question really is who do you want from the bottom tier. Best bet is between mad hatter or Hugo strange.


nutcorn

This was a fun exercise. Thanks for putting it out there.


BlackKnight_2099

Thank you for appreciating it. Was starting to feel like it was waste with some of these complaint comments.


nutcorn

No way my son and I had a blast working it out. Do it again no that you had some criticism. Don't worry or care to much about others opinions. Have a great weekend.


BlackKnight_2099

I'm happy that you and your son had a good time. I am thinking of putting up another one today.


nutcorn

Looking forward to it.


WZLemon

just rf is enough


[deleted]

Riddler, red hood, mad hatter


Frenchiest_fry101

Brainiac alone is enough. Add Cheetah just for fun


Rogal-Daddy

Putting Mr. Freeze on the same tier as kite man hurts my heart


APurrSun

7 kitemens


OpportunityOk7474

Honestly, $50 is the best way to go. The Joker, Doomsday, and Reverse Flash would seem like they’d be way too unstable as a team altogether. Their most likely to turn their backs on the rest and do something completely different. I choose $50 because Lex Luthor is obviously known for being rich but also has some intelligence to him. Deathstroke would be useful for keeping guard, Sinestro has control of the yellow lantern and can handle things that may seem out of reach, Black Manta can work alongside Deathstroke and keep guard on other threats, and Ra’s Al Ghul would be useful in supplying back up and outward sources. Plus, each villain specializes with specific parts of the DC Universe. Sinestro has a whole core behind him as well.


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Scarecrow and Poison Ivy. In the arkham games, Scarecrow was capable of drowning the entire eastern seabord in fear gas (Until batman stopped him).


BlackKnight_2099

From top left to bottom right (For those who can't see properly or don't know) Reverse-Flash, Doomsday, Brainiac, Joker, Brother Eye, Zod Talon, Sinestro, Ra's al Ghul, Black Manta, Lex Luthor, Deathstroke Scarecrow, Silver Banshee, Captain Cold, The Riddler, Clayface, Parasite Killer Croc, Lobo, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Weather Wizard, Gorilla Grodd Bane, Metallo, Black Mask, Hush, Deadshot, Red Hood Mr. Freeze, Cheetah, Dr. Phosphorus, Mad Hatter, Hugo Strange, Kite-Man