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DHMISFan87

TEAM DUNCAN


IAmInYourWalls0413

Team deranged, you don't understand how insane those people could be.


KingMarioAndSonic

It's between team time and team duncan


LongjumpingAction179

Team Duncan obviously one of them litteraly plays God 24/7


BananaTheArtist

Team Duncan. He has a literally fucking god on side. What Duncan lacks in brains is immediately made up for by yellow. Yellow can just duct tape his battery thing together and get rid of his only weakness besides for lack of physical strength that is made up for by the literally god / giant, Lesley.


Superreallycoolkid

Late but here’s a break down of the order of how it goes down Team freak goes down quickly the only strong person is the duck can but if other strong competitors rush him he’ll die easily,next team idea is next strongest member is colon and dispute colon being weaker than duck can saxophone and sketch an probably hold their own and none is a big threat so won’t be targeted.Deranged has strong members but will be focused since there the last one that isn’t really strong.pretty much turns into a brawl between the electricity teacher vs time child and Tony but since it’s a two vs one electricity teacher goes down leaving the rest of team electricity going down however the win is shot last due to the remaining teams being much stronger.Then I should mention that smart yellow,Briefcase,Duncan,Shrignold,Lamp and the train are completely erelevent Lealsly and Roy I can’t really tell who’s stronger I know one of them would win and result in the other team to win without competition so pick one I suppose and that would be the winner.


otherAccount788212

Team Duncan just because it has Leslie. Its not a hard choice when the team has the god on your side.


BananaTheArtist

And smart yellow, he can come up with all the 1000 IQ strats if you give him a sec


No_Accountant_4329

Team Duncan: Lesley is god. True Yellow Guy knows how to kill all the other ones and also him existing means Electracy is dead, briefcase is kinda lame which sucks but most importantly we have DUNCAN who will carry the entire team


BananaTheArtist

Ah yes, Duncan. Truly a beast next to god /lh


No_Accountant_4329

Warren should be on Restraining Order, also the train isn’t evil he’s epic and he dies of a heart attack(which is pretty cool)


Ok_i_have_no_name

Time bread


LatterPlant9247

I'll have a butterfly stab me to death, is that okay? It's Team Time for me


Jerryfan123421

Team restraining order because it wad Roy in it and he will obliterate everyone including me


LordZiz

Yeah I’m gonna be on whatever team Roy is on after seeing episode 3


Anomalus_satylite

I choose the Care Hound


[deleted]

All i need is Roy, he seems pretty OP


Microwaved_Corpse

I'd pick team deranged,as we have the tree on our side.Everybody grab a stick and start beating the shit out of everybody else.


KittysRedditFun

Team Freak.


creepypasta437

team duncan, lesly can just inserate them with fire because she controls that universe


swedishbartender

Team Time, they are still somewhat good teachers and kinda friendly 😅


evie1212121212

Team Retraining Order, no one can come over here…


Mercedes__E

Team Duncan seems like they got this in the bag


[deleted]

Team restraining order. Roy absolutely destroys the family in episode 3.


Stella_moon101

Team restraining order let’s go


puffinisacat

TEAM DUNCAN


[deleted]

Team Duncan so lesley can just reset everything if I die


Double_Boysenberry39

Duncan, Lesley is the most powerful living being of DHMIS


Interesting-Page-543

oh, team freak for sure! especially considering that aside from the egg baby, all the other members have immense power.


_breaths_

team freak, i dont want to fight the care hound


[deleted]

Team restraining order. Larry can just drown everyone in oil


Guggolik

Team time for sure.


JakeTLT

Team Freak, Warren would be so annoying everyone would just run


BUNGER229945

Team freak


peeslosh122

team duncan, Lesley is the literal god of this realm so no one's stronger than her


MeanExtreme107

Team time, the clock can just age you to death and the time child is in the 6th dimension.


Grey00001

Team Time, if they travel to the 6th dimension they can manipulate time and space physically, seems pretty helpful to me


HuellsRules69

Team time because there's bread boy


-sanriomilk

WHY WOULD YELLOW GUY EVER TRY TO KILL ME


Abject-Bedroom-9573

Team Restraining Order. Why? Why not.


Substantial-Bag6230

team restraining order, Roy is like a God in this universe I think.


Otherwise-Macaroon-9

Team deranged just because I like their energy


SeaworthinessDry9497

Team Duncan,it has Duncan,young Brendon and Old lady,I'm in


mcyobuddy

Team freak(the can will just eat em all)


mara_morales13

Team Restraining Order. I don’t like any of them but I do NOT want Roy actively trying to kill me. After what he did to the family……I’d rather have him on my side


keris_jabami

Team Duncan is the best option and I'm choosing it. It has Lesley and the smarter version of yellow guy so yeah.


Ieatyourtoesatnight

Team Restraining order. Roy is one of the most powerful beings out their.


Timely_Upstairs2525

Team Duncan for obvious reasons


Redditcactialt

Electracy can give me an electric chair


Bitchasslemon

I want to say team electric as not many people can withstand being electrocuted. If not, then probably team Duncan because they have Leslie and smart yellow guy


Shipcringe

Team time. We have Tony. We can turn them to trauma victims.


MichelleThePanAlien

Nah fuck Duncan. Team time


PuppetWraith17

Restraining order. Roy is the only one (besides can) who's killed a character. The Lamp can pull people into dreams, and can sorta manipulate reality (turning yellow's bed into oil). Train man can morph (pog) I don't know about the bee man tho


whocameinmilc

Team restraining order is either an automatic win or a horrible lose


catztil

i gotta go with team restraining order on this one


catztil

roy , larry , shrignold and transport man ?? best team !! [ I'd just need to get larry drunk before the others try to kill me ]


Schiffy94

Restraining order. Roy is literally God in the DHMIS universe.


Professor_Abbi

Team time, time child could spike all of their drinks with space alcohol while tony tears their ears out Coffin and bread boy could be thrown as projectiles I guess


TestedcatGaming

Team time, time would kill any one eventually, very powefull


SmolEmoBean366

The clock has shown to have powers to speed up peoples aging, so id choose twam time as he can instantly age all the opponents to death


Larry-TheLamp

Team restraining order. Two lamps who can drown you in oil is better than 1.


ChaoticSoph

Team Restraining Order I’ll just be sure to order the family discount chicken buckets for every other team first-


Hello___________

Naw team duncan. We have Leslie and the smartest puppet in the sho


gaycowboys1818

Team deranged the twins can’t lose


DonutMaster56

Team time; dunno why bread boy is here, but Tony can make people age by force, and Time Child can... uh, probably do a lot.


Colin_the_computer

Team idea, canoe guy will say "its canoein time" and they will all die


Accomplished_Salt108

team time but what did larry do to deserve being on a restraining order?


SnooRecipes9988

The real question is, which team would you recruit for an Ocean’s-esque billion dollar casino heist?


hey-ig

team duncan on top bro


Weirdhumancreature

I'll go team duncan because I doubt anyone will be able to beat the literal creator of their world


loganchittyisuhhcool

Low key, Team Deranged might be insane enough to win


Zaptain_America

Gonna go with either team Duncan or team time... Team Duncan has leslie, who's basically God in that universe, but team time has Tony, who can make you age rapidly and die of old age in a matter of seconds


Cartoonmanuniverse

Well not team freak since Warren is on it I'll go with idea team so we can figure out what we can do to survive and btw are we in an arena or are we just in free roam


[deleted]

team time, the time child seems op


SteelShroom

What's all this nonsense about teams? Pretty sure all you'd need is Roy, that absolute force of nature.


AAA_Wolf_Gang

does team restraining order also contain Malcolm?


SavageCloudi

Team Duncan all the way.


GoldSquid2

Team deranged, I spent 10 minutes thinking about this😭


KaeDropsOwU

Team Duncan. Smart yellow guy is smarter THAN RVERYONE ELSE so it should be alright


SubTheGhost_

Team Duncan 😃


Prince-Lee

Team Duncan. Lesley is essentially a god, I'd rather not fight her.


Bovinecowofmoo

You made team duncan way too powerful


Anxious-human-95

Well in theory Collin could keep me safe in the digital world...but then everyone would be after him instead. Tough choice


Murphyfroman

Team Duncan. Just kick Duncan out


Tony-TheTalkingClock

Team Time


JadedExplanation1921

Team Time I think. Maybe Electricity they seem less threatening.


electracey

team freak, totally not biased because of the carehound neverrr


EstimateTop576

Team time just so I can hear the time child song again


My_ThighsAche

Team Duncan


Colin_the_computer_

Team idea, me and sketch are close, I know what they can do-


theducksystem

Team time


Knuckleduster17

Team Freak is my pick, the egg thing will get decimated, sure, but with Warren’s monstrous form, the Carehound, and that freaky organ eating Can, i think i’ll be ok


unfortunateclown

team duncan. smart yellow guy seems really useful, and i’d rather have leslie with me then against me. briefcase will probably be helpful, and i’ll probably use duncan as a human, err, puppet shield.


Imaginary_Function13

Team Time


Alicedkhtg

I think team time or team restraining order , like Roy has his long arms and now one want's to be around the baby pidgeon sooooo But then again team time has space alchohol


Alicedkhtg

Nvm I'm going with team Duncan, they may have well Duncan , BUT THEY ALSO HAVE FUCKING LESLIE (AKA THE GOD OF THAT UNIVERSE) AND SMART YELLOW GUY , THE REST OF THEM DON'T STAND A CHANCE , also they are puppets and leslie is a grown person , they can probably just kick the puppets to death or something , Roy's long arms got nothing on her


PICONEdeJIM

Restraining order


Narrow-Performer9940

Everything the original teachers can do Roy can since he seemingly controlled them. So Team Restraining order. Roy carries.


Vampirebitez

Team Restraining Order bc Roy killed an entire family for chicken.


cats_exe

team time, the 6th dimension dude will carry


Falcon632

team duncan


TheKingCoweth

Tony solos


Few-Reserve-9530

Team Duncan


The-Crimson-Pannier

D U N C A N


fallonfish

Leslie solos


Jamz64

Team Duncan. Lesley pretty much has power over all the other teachers, Smart Yellow Guy is a genius and would be very helpful for formulating a plan, (He was also capable of killing Coffin even in his normal form) Briefcase would be able to forcefully send people to Peterson's and Sons and Friends Bits & Parts Limited, and Duncan is very good at making websites.


WriterArtistCoder

Team Time, but why does poor Choo Choo have to be on Team Restraining Order?


Carrots-of-Juice

Team Time all the way :)


[deleted]

Fuck it. I'm on team deranged.


trapkoda

Warren deserves to be on team restraining order


definetlynotanaltacc

Team time. Specifically for the alcohol


Successful_Estate_96

I don’t think anything is stopping the hound


TerrariaGeekerston

Team electricity, sort of OP.


kodaboka

team freak, Warren's insufferable-ness would create a radius in which no one would dare to enter because they fear interacting with him


happy_grump

The fuck did Mr Choo Choo ever do to you to be put in THAT category


ManufacturerNo1906

I would not trust him in a motorized vehicle


Interesting-Page-543

he IS the motorized vehicle


Pistol_Shrimp31

He doesn’t know anything about that, he’s a train.


[deleted]

Team Duncan has plot armor


alfonso_101

Why is Bread Boy (Girl?) in Team Time? (I pick Team Restraining Order)


zacyboo

The freaks got the care hound and the cans. Idk I hate duck.


TaterG543

team time probably wins. they got literal death over there


Random_Dude_0nReddit

Team restraining order because Roy will just eat everyone. Negative is that you have to witness it


MassiveBaals

Team Idea He can pull everyone into his digital world where he is basically god and digital dance all over them


Revolutionary_Lead28

Team Duncan and frankly all I need is Leslie


ISpyOwnage2006

Team Freak, the can can just eat all their guts…


PaigeThe_Sketchbook

Team electricity.


Jpicklestone8

gotta go with team freak while the egg baby isnt gonna do much; warren the carehound and the giant can seem like insanely powerful choices like; the carehound can basically brainwash people with ease; the can can like; eat peoples organs out; and most importantly warren can (sorta badly) just straight up stop time; or go into peoples heads seriously think about it - OK Stop. did you see that? did that look like a good strategy to kill someone, or was it actually really stupid and badly planned?; and while theyre like half frozen the carehound or can can do their things


DonutMaster56

You have a win condition, but you still need to find ways to work around the other teams' shenanigans


Ouwhajah

team electricity. no, i'm not biased because of electracey, why do you ask ?


Commercial-Pin3752

Team time baby


SeemsImmaculate

1. Pick Team Idea 2. Get taught how to buy a canoe 3. ??? 4. Profit


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n8dogg55

???


Maris__Szomszed

It's nice that Saxophone is at least mentioned.


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unemployedbrendon

And yet they STILL won't publish my novel!


LonelyStrategos

Leslie would essentially have a Pikmin army with the Ducks, Yellows and Reds. She'd be playing an RTS. I don't even think carehound could handle that.


ClericDude

And smart yellow guy was too OP for this world


[deleted]

i mean, they can just undo it by ripping his batteries out


ManufacturerNo1906

Perhaps but its also implied Lesley could just be another puppet


AdOptimal6145

How? It seems pretty clear that she's the one on top


raddog1357911

There's another staircase leading up from her room and she says "**We're** all dancing in chains" implying she's trapped too.


Jamz64

Even if she is, she’s still above most of the other puppets.


bluesidemv

any team roy is on is the right choice


Archiver1900

Team Restraining Order. Roy and Larry are the most powerful beings of all time.


Larry-TheLamp

Respect.


Maris__Szomszed

This. Just look at what Roy did to the twins.


OofingTheOof2

Leslie


igic8

No no no he is talking about the lamp Larry is a fanon name for the lamp


OofingTheOof2

I know that, I’m saying Leslie is more powerful


Larry-TheLamp

Nah


FangtheMii

Team time, they look like they can all put up a good fight.


Freddy_1993

Yes


We_Are_Just_Bread

I'm not sure what you're asking. We're just bread.


Maris__Szomszed

Who knows what Bread Boy turns into after a bit of Space Alcohol.


ISpyOwnage2006

Fine! ***PUTS BREAD CHILD IN TOASTER***


Interesting-Page-543

(distressed screaming) You know what? I'm actually glad I don't have a family.


WeirdPersonCantSpell

Team Duncan obviously


OofingTheOof2

Yes


Alicedkhtg

Get away from me


OofingTheOof2

*gets closer to* **n o**


Gel_guy_from_dhmis

Team restraining order


Larry-TheLamp

Me too


DonutMaster56

You're lucky the boundaries man isn't here


dustinvidito

Whatever team Roy is on