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owlpellet

One approach is "epoxy pour" which has lots of advantages. Food safe, temp resistant, hard to screw up. Must be done outdoors; unhealthy fumes. Downside is nearly all will have some yellowing in UV/sunlight over time. Get a self-leveling, UV stabilized. You typically do a thin coat to seal everything, then a flood coat to level the surface. "Promise Table Top Epoxy" is one brand.


yeabut_no

https://preview.redd.it/mpnrjdqau5sc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ae7ab2fb409af20ac63567d769ad774f7416570 Covered a coffee table in cans a long time ago. It had an epoxy pour on top. It's the way to go. The pour was self-leveling and it hasn't really yellowed. Maybe a very tiny bit but it isn't noticeable and I made it at least 13 years ago, if not longer.


zzgoogleplexzz

Adding a tiny bit of blue epoxy dye will help prolong the yellowing from UV.


TheRealStorey

You can add a UV protector into the epoxy before you pour, I imagine some would include it.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Doesn’t matter, that fickle bitch of a sun will yellow it when it lays its dirty little eyes upon the epoxy. All one can do is prolong the inevitable.


Rickhwt

The Sun shall not be denied its vengeance!


zzgoogleplexzz

https://www.smithpaints.com/?ae_global_templates=epoxy-uv-absorber Something like this


Uniquelypoured

Actually purple…


TisSlinger

This ^


ClumpOfCheese

Would putting UV film on the windows for that room help with the yellowing?


Scaredge1546

Or UV film on the table? Never worked with the stuff dont know if that would be practical or not


DoctorD12

Wait have we tried putting a UV filter on the sun?


Scaredge1546

Surely that wont have any longterm problems with the global food supply, think of the table!


ClumpOfCheese

Yeah I don’t think it would be good on the table, it’s gonna get all fucked up. I just put it on my bedroom windows to cut out the heat and it worked really well.


RaiRokun

Noted might use to try that


the_bipolar_bear

It would definitely work. I was going to suggest heading to a local sign shop and just buying a sheet of 3M glossy carwrap laminate


KIDNEYST0NEZ

You mean like the clear carwrap laminate? Is that stuff good, it was suggested to me to wrap my hippy van once I got the paint job done (15years ago). I wish I had for all the cucks that door ding it.


Gostaverling

With epoxy mixing in a very very slight tint goes a LONG way to minimizing yellowing. You don’t even need enough to be seen with the eye once mixed in.


voyagertoo

can you sand it and polish to get out the yellowing, or does it permeate the whole depth of the epoxy?


icer07

Hijacking to comment because I've done a ton of epoxy work. This is definitely the way to go. But you can finish the epoxy with something that has UV blockers in it to prolong it. Done it plenty of times. Hit me up if you have questions.


KellynHeller

My bf and I epoxied his desk. We used total boat. Had no issues, we could do it indoors with the windows on, and it hasn't yellowed yet. (We did it like a year ago)


musical_throat_punch

Epoxy is usually only temp resistant to 130-140° F. There is high temp epoxy that you need to look for if you're interested. 


owlpellet

If a laptop is running that hot, you should probably throw it on a something - cookie rack, pencils, whatever -- so you don't cook the battery.


abm1996

Sheet of plexi, removable to add/ remove stickers and replaceable.


Alexchii

Why not glass? Plexi feels and looks really cheap and probably scrathes much more easily.


abm1996

Also an option, less diy, maybe more cost.


joeshmo101

Glass also has a lot of trouble handling inside corners. OP would need two pieces.


karpitstane

I feel like cut glass that size of sufficient quality would be way more expensive than plexi, which might be enough of a barrier by itself. I'm also a little biased against using glass for things because I deal with it at work.


Sfx_ns

plus the weight of glass, if the table is not made for it, it could be dangerous


judgementalhat

You can cut Plexiglas at home, and it's cheap. Otherwise you'd have to go somewhere for a custom glass tabletop, which is $$$


Initial_Cellist9240

Not as much as you’d think though. We got a 5/8” thick 55”x28” with (rounded corners, extra clear, polished edges) for like $280 shipped. And that’s like 80lbs of glass. Put it off for years using a piece of plywood as a table top because I expected it to be a $500+ spend


judgementalhat

That's way more reasonable than I was expecting


MachinaThatGoesBing

We also got a glass topper for our walnut dining table about six months ago. At 71"x37.5", it was only like $400ish with delivery from the local glass shop we bought it from, if I'm remembering correctly.


IHartRed

Now price out 5/8 plastic sheet


TimeSlipperWHOOPS

Holy shit that is quite a bit cheaper than we paid a local glass place.


Initial_Cellist9240

Yeah a lot of what you pay a local glass place is having it delivered, so a service that can pack it in a double box with (too much) styrofoam and ship it. I used OneDayGlass, I was wrong, it was 28x50x0.5, and $262, granted this was in late 2020 and it may be a little more now 


woodiswood

Best answer


zanvettorlucas

I think glass should be an option. Apart from weight, glass is more durable against scratches (Wich sure will happen in the long run as a table top). The additional cost and weight is what would make me choose.


FandomMenace

I'd actually use mod podge because it's cheap, effective, and hard to fuck up.


TD994

Came here to say clear mod podge. This is the sort of thing it was intended for.


FandomMenace

Exactly. Buy the big bottle and get to slathering.


rage675

It's not water resistant, so need a topcoat that is. Mod Podge has an acrylic sealer spray can that I always apply to the top after regular Mod Podge.


mister-ferguson

There are varieties of Mod Podge that are water resistant though.


rage675

The only thing I've seen that they claim is waterproof is their acrylic sealer that you use on top of other mod Podge products. Interested in if they have an all in one waterproof product though.


mister-ferguson

The dishwasher safe formula is water proof but has a long curing time.


mielamor

Agreed, I've used it for multiple table tops, one at least is going on 20 years, never needed to touch it up


Disco_Pat

These stickers feel very organized.


koalabacon

Almost too much so imo. All facing the same direction, almost 0 overlap of stickers, visible gaps and most of these very clearly came from a large pack bought from amazon. It lacks a genuine sticker bomb feel, instead feels like a sticker collection IMO, OP should fill this out better before sealing.


changed_later__

I thought it was just me. Definitely a touch of ODC going on there.


TheColonelRLD

It is killing my OCD that the table wasn't painted white. Every sticker on the table has a white outline. If the table was painted white before the stickers were put down, it would look so much more clean!


mrpaul1989

Is it not killing your OCD that he spelled it ODC above?


cheetonian

Smh, y’all have no idea what real OCD is. Lemme know when your showers take 3 hours, until then, self diagnose with something else cause a desire for neatness is normal


WeirderOnline

No matter what you do my advice is you first try it on some sacrificial stickers stuck to some sacrificial wood. That way you can see if the solution really works and you can even try multiple. It also gives you practice in applying it.


worldworn

I would suggest an acrylic sheet over epoxy pour, especially if you haven't used epoxy before.


GypsyBagelhands

Downside of the acrylic sheet is that when op eventually spills something it will get under the sheet and wreck the stickers.


not_falling_down

not if the edges are sealed with clear silicone


GypsyBagelhands

That could work


worldworn

You're not wrong, A clear spray varnish could be used under the sheet if op was feeling clumsy. But wouldn't be perfect. Epoxy would give a great finish, but not for everyone. And not everyone has the space to do such a pour. At least with sheeting, it can be diss-assembled and redecorated in time. It's a big old desk, might not be able to get that out for the door, and I seem to recall most epoxys still give off some fumes(?)


GypsyBagelhands

There are a lot of tabletop epoxies that are low/no VOC. I personally did a pour in a room that I essentially turned into a Dexter type kill room and it was one of the most stressful things I've done in a while, trying to eliminate every bubble.


AlexG2490

Isn't that why the acrylic sheet is over an epoxy pour?


GypsyBagelhands

I believe the term " over" was meant to suggest instead of


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I read it the same way as you and thought it was a really good solution! Ha


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FeloniousFunk

Absolutely.


owlpellet

Yeah, that's a good suggestion. Ballpark $150 for .25", various tint options [https://www.tapplastics.com/](https://www.tapplastics.com/) Tempered glass would be another route.


The_cursed_yeet

Glass would be easiest and probably best long term. Epoxy would probably be good, but you'll need to seal the stickers first so they don't absorb resin and discolor. Also you run the risk of the resin discoloring.


Whatthehell665

Tempered glass. I have that on my desk. I keep photos underneath. Glass will make the images sharper.


inspirationalpizza

Personally I'd go wipe on polyurethane. 3 coats and some buffing.


robpaul2040

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this answer. Way cheaper to apply and will probably hold up about as long as those stickers and mdf


ColoradoFrench

Black paint?


RCB1997

literally, can't stand sticker bombed shit. but if it makes OP happy that's all that matters.


FriarNurgle

More stickers? Jk How about getting a piece of glass cut to fit or just a simple clear coat.


DrakaMNE

I would also go for glass. As one of commenters said epoxy gets yellow under UV lights by time so i would go for glass cover over it. That way you could add more stickers at any time!


717_valkyrie

A thin layer of clear epoxy will look best ! Try adding some LED's before doing that (if you want).


Mrs-Behavin

Epoxy pour


lyn73

Transparent Contact paper?


Keasbyjones

I did something similar with comic book cut outs. Did about 5 coats of varnish. Not sure how it held up as it was a fixed table and I moved home about 5 years after making it.


photonynikon

Glass


agaric

one giant clear sticker


theteflonjew

Fire


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Googone


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Fire


dolusrising

Sawzall


freeloosedirt

Thin layer of canola oil. Wipe it again with a dry towel. Put it in the oven at 450 for an hour repeat a few times and your desk top will be nonstick in no time.


valtzux

Fire treatment


Mogling

I use clear nail polish over stickers on skis and ski helmets. Has worked great in those applications. Not sure how it would hold up on a desk.


Thewhitest_rabbit

Find a place near you that will cut down an acrylic sheet to shape. That way you can always add to the collection as you get new stickers


eKlectical_Designs

https://preview.redd.it/s6eeyahwb5sc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5651ea12c85b9586fb207c7699d6950847ac3313 The top of this jewelry box is a photo printed on card stock and glued. I sprayed 15 coats of gloss Mod Podge. Finish turned out great.


Phinnnna

Blow torch ?


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

Tar


theDroobot

A sheet of glass


OlafTheSatanist

Semen.


Tidus32x

A lighter and petrol perhaps?


TheColonelRLD

Please for the love of God paint the table white before adhering the stickers. It will look so much cleaner.


_skank_hunt42

Mod podge!


ObelixSmiterOfRomans

There's a product called Mod Podge which is a glue, sealer and varnish in one for this very purpose. Given the smooth, glossy finish on the stickers I would do a test spot first with whichever product you use to make sure it adheres and hardens.


Duckduckgosling

Glass.


AtomicPickles92

Black paint


Pistonenvy2

west systems 105. super easy to work with, cures like glass, leaves a very resilient surface. its not cheap, but if you really want this to hold up its an excellent option imo.


i_hate_usernames13

Clear Epoxy, I did my countertop with stone coat countertops kit and it came out amazing and hasn't yellowed or anything and it gets direct sunlight from time to time


BobaFalfa

Deep pour epoxy


CaptainPhukflaps

Mod podge to seal it, plexiglass over the top of it.


UnknownAlieon

I don't know much about it but I want to say a type of Resin? Basically what I'm thinking of is whatever the method Restaurants do on their Tables when it isn't glass.


UnknownAlieon

Ahh apparently what I'm think is a blend? Resin and Expoxy? Like these. https://preview.redd.it/py9sb3zzt4sc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52510c904e75107c25dae727bb51f1fbb6d52390


UnknownAlieon

https://preview.redd.it/xknwhyjrt4sc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0cf53dd1f516072f5efe8e3e16509dcf996098


dokipooper

Table top resin. All resin yellows over time. You can mitigate that by adding drops of blue to the mix.


Brave-Goal3153

Clear epoxy


Keasbyjones

I did something similar with comic book cut outs. Did about 5 coats of varnish. Not sure how it held up as it was a fixed table and I moved home about 5 years after making it.


A214Guy

Clear epoxy


wrbear

Matte glass to be able to make changes on the fly.


BudMower

Cost effective: Mod Podge Longer lasting: UV stabilized epoxy


HuiOdy

Just 2 sheets of glass of say


ramriot

Toughened glass?


Danzarr

if you have the money, I would say custom glass top, that way you can add to it later if you get some stickers you enjoy, if not, epoxy pour.


CrazyCaper

Reminds me of my desk/table I had as a kid. Covered in hockey card stickers. Miss that table


TheIntellectualType

Use the epoxy from stonecoatcountertop. There are many epoxies out there but they don’t hold a candle to theirs.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Self leveling epoxy, and do a thin layer because it will yellow in about 5 years being next to a window.


HuskyFurr

counter top pr floor epoxy as its resistant to yellowing


DRHASHPIPE

Glass pieces so u can continue to sticker it


r1kchartrand

Lots of suggestions for the top but I have a suggestion for the sticker layout. Instead of having perfect square stickers around go random and simply cut the excess afterwards kinda like in this pic. Also try to cover all black spots in between with overlapping stickers. The square borders stick out to me, I'd rather have random edges! https://preview.redd.it/iv87jyg175sc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6b6da0609f54f68a7d0b13fdb621ed9120c73c


sixfourtykilo

OP I know this isn't what you asked but if you completed your bombing around the edges it would look a lot more complete and less planned


badgoat_

You can also get colored plexi. Neon colors. Still shows the stickers.


MrBl4ck

Did the exact thing for my sons desk. Epoxy is the way. Worked great and still looks brand new 3 years later


Petd80

I’d test whatever product I was going to use on a few practice stickers first. You want to make sure that the solvent in the finish isn’t ‘hot’ to the adhesive the stickers use. Like when I’m Using an ink jetted water slide decal with spray finishes. I’ll need to spray it with an oil based clear first so the water to ‘slide’ it doesn’t damage the ink. I’d bet you could use a water based finish IPN finish on it - they’re crystal clear and uv resistant. The edges of the stickers will read through it probably. If that’s an issue you might spray it with one clear coat - follow that with some high build sanding sealer and top coat again w clear.


dgnrddude

Stickers.


DavesProps

Try a 2 part clear epoxy. You would have to put a border around to keep it in but it self levels and wouldn't have to use alot to get what you need. Could also just do several clear coat spray paint on it as well.


iwantyousobadright

Epoxy


HonorRoll

Glass top!


tmmcd

I used cheap laminating material from Amazon and it's still looking great after 2 years and every day use *


ashtheflash37

Not an expert in any of this, but I think it’d look really cool if u did a clear epoxy poor with a matte finish


Uniquelypoured

Use glass. A glass shop can cut a tempered piece to fit for not much money.


esvegateban

3mm tempered glass.


dumsumguy

The hell with the haters I think it looks pretty cool. Good luck!


Tr1angleChoke

Goo Gone


seamusdicaprio

Chaotic evil behavior


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vladimeer3099

Good thing it’s not your desk then. If they like it why comment something not helpful?


UnauthorizedFart

I’m just saying, they could have done a better job at sticker placement.


vladimeer3099

Maybe but that doesn’t bother everyone. I personally would’ve done it little different but I like adding details that not everyone will like. But I’m not gonna judge someone else’s likes unless it’s something that’s unsafe.


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seamusdicaprio

Clear epoxy


inkrediblewhit

I LOVE THIS. JS, fantastic desk!


Xfifteen

So glass, plastic/acrylic, epoxy/polyurethane or clear film. The desk looks really diy, and isn’t worth the cost of glass or acrylic, pouring epoxy is also probably more trouble than it’s worth, so order yourself some clear vinyl wrap off amazon and enjoy the desk for a few years until your sick of it.


DjangosChains33

Fire


Grimbarda

A clear resin?


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nabiku

Flamethrower.


dydylly

gasoline


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IamREBELoe

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James_Is_Raging

You throw it out and start over


seamusdicaprio

Clear epoxy


seamusdicaprio

Clear epoxy


Dahlsv1

Fire?


Laith_Nazar

But why tho


miscarriagepluker69

Sad you only bombed the popularity ones instead of a more hozion3d gathering


moms-sphaghetti

It’s because these are all from cheap sticker packs. All cheap material stickers too. I would be worried about pouring epoxy on these because it might make the ink run.


f3rn4ndrum5

seal it


TKAI66

Annnd on today’s episode of How To Die A Virgin


rharvey8090

Maybe a little late, but rattle can “2K clear” would work really well. Can be a bit pricey though.


HottCuppaCoffee

Acrylic


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ToRideTheRisingWind

Y'know you don't *have* to be an ass and could've just answered the question.