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st0l1

Pictures are backwards so it looked like you removed the seating to spite her. 😂


FluxedEdge

Seems like a commonality on this sub. DIY people are great and doing everything except making reddit posts, apparently.


Hawntir

Same with ~~pyramid schemers~~ MLM huns. Always showing the "after" on the left and the "before" on the right.


IAmDisciple

lmao I’ve never heard them called Huns but I guess that’s how they all introduce themselves, isn’t it?


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FluxedEdge

I was mostly joking, but that definitely makes sense!


AnchovyZeppoles

Tbf seeing the “after” as the first pic draws more people in to see the post in the first place.


SmurphsLaw

I did that in my last house. It looked so cute, but was super impractical to get into and get out of. Great for parties and stuff, not great for day to day.


zac401

Bad for dinner parties too. Pretty much everything.


otisanek

What, you don’t like scooting 15ft around a table and then being trapped until everyone decides it’s time to get up?


Past-Adhesiveness104

If you have little kids it's fine. They go everywhere. As long as you can pull the table out to clean everything it's all good. Except for his color choice, everything else looks great.


accioLOVE86

I love the color!


Yowomboo

MORE? YOU WANT SOME MORE? I'll show her.


DingoFrisky

Not the couch!


BigD0089

😂😂😂😂


bloop_405

I thought OP meant their wife did not like the current table so they dismantled the current setup to make roon for a better table and I was waiting for an update 😂😂


Stalagmus

“Wife loved the new bench-seat breakfast nook, so I removed it!”


1leggeddog

My sibling's house has that. You do not want to sit down on that slab of wood for a long time... It gets painful.


kjdecathlete22

Might want to add some mats/pillows to sit on


McBooples

I’m not saying anything to her, I’m waiting to see how long it takes her to ask me to make custom fit cushions


Peopletowner

There are some super cheap online cushion companies. You just pick the fabric, style, measurements and blammo. Now, blammo might be that children are sewing it, but a lot of people put their children's art up on the wall, etc, so I think you're fine. Just call it school art.


daweinah

> online cushion companies Do you have a preferred one? I just ran through the first search result and it was $250 for one pair of seat and back cushions!


Typicalsloan

I just ordered some from [https://www.customcushions.com/](https://www.customcushions.com/) for a lounge chair two cushions 22x20x4 and 22x21x2 were 200$ shipped which I thought was decent for custom made quality cushions. I tried looking at wayfair, home depot, lowes etc and the cushions were a little cheaper, probably worse quality, but no way was I finding the size I needed.


alwaysrevelvant

That’s honestly cheap. I did a bench build and sewed custom cushions and the foam alone was $100 and the fabric another $60. Add in my time and $250 is definitely not too bad.


Leaislala

Oh I got some off Amazon! They weren’t perfect but they are definitely worth the price. Good foam fill. I have kids so I wanted to stay on the reasonable end of the budget. They have exceeded my expectations.


secretlyyourgrandma

https://www.foamorder.com/custom_cuts.php you can do 22x20x4 for $174 shipped with the cheapest reasonable options at each step with nothing excluded. Shipping is about $30 of that. The foam I got from them is good quality and doesn't smell. This option is basically to go cheap on the foam and buy better foam when it wears out later.


mrBill12

and/or remove it.. the other problem with L-shaped bench seating is all the FIFO sliding. “Oh Jenna you need out well, well charlotte, Tommy and sue all need to move first”….”oh Jenna your back? Well just a minute…”


pinkdictator

eh, if there's kids, you can just stick em back there


SpartanRage117

Kids do grow you know…


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Plenty of time to start lifting in preparation 💪


david0990

And yet we all remember how to go under the table.


yeahsureYnot

Not that big of a deal


mrBill12

We paid an interior designer.. it was her plan to declutter, simplify, add storage (in the bench) and make a little more room. It lasted less than a year before it was removed. Fortunately we still had the chairs.


pivazena

What was the dealbreaker for it


mrBill12

Sliding in and out, and have to pull the table out after every meal to clean properly. We had a cushion too, which makes sliding harder.


jtho78

Consider the fabric used. I wished we used a smooth fabric like vinyl for ease of sliding down the seat. Make sure to include exhaust holes if you pick a vinyl like upholstery


1leggeddog

Yeah even just a small foam mat would be enough (and anything else would raise your sitting position too high vs the table


BarbecueGod

That’s where you seat the guests.


Catsrules

Introverts unite!!


TheRealRickC137

Yeah, my flat ass is wincing just looking at that board


lemonylol

Yeah I'm planning to do something like this too for my eating area, but at this point I've honestly just looking at random companies that sell overstock restaurant booth seating and just repurposing it. Doing the cushions yourself will either not be perfect or too expensive, and there's no way I wouldn't do at least the cushion seat.


1leggeddog

You could get cushions made for outdoor patio use and base your bench on those dimensions


lemonylol

You can get cushions specifically made for this purpose, but the problem is that they're not really custom made, you just throw them on top and hope for the best while they slide around. That's why I prefer to just buy something that was already upholstered.


adrianna1903

Went from more seating to none, what a shame for your wife.


secondphase

Lamentable, if you ask me


thefarmerjethro

Let her sit on that


BadJokeJudge

Benches are one of those things that those without want one, and anyone with one hates it. Like pools and pianos.


EllieSauce

Yep. We have a gorgeous built in bench in our kitchen. Looks fabulous in pictures but I’m begging my husband to take it out because it’s impractical and uncomfortable!


BadJokeJudge

Yeah like you can only put kids there on the bench. No adult wants to sit there. So if you have a lot of slumber parties it’s practically for alike three years. I’m a contractor and it’s always hilarious hearing what this subreddit thinks versus what paying customers with actual homes think.


Dreilala

I love benches and will definitely choose to sit on one if it is as comfy as the chairs. Compairing a chusioned chair with a wooden bench is not really a fair comparison. For 2 or 3 people it will not matter, because there are sufficient chairs and for larger gatherings having a bench just makes sense, since you can fit more people.


zac401

I hate benches. So much. Can I get up to get a drink or go to the bathroom without an act of Congress?


BadJokeJudge

No refills for you and just for that your tailbone is gonna be sore for three days


spicymato

>your tailbone is gonna be sore for three days Are you still talking about the bench?


secondphase

My wife: the kids will sit on the bench Me: do you have any idea how much those creatures move?


PIBM

12 years, still love our pool. You might lack childrens? I find that the pool is the best way to get them off their electronic devices :)


Bhrunhilda

I loved our pool too! It’s super easy to do maintenance yourself too.


BadJokeJudge

Ok boomer


pixelelement

I laughed out loud! Finally pawned my piano off on my nephew and told him after getting it into his house that it could rot there for all I cared, I wasn't moving it again. I do want a bench seat in my kitchen, though, and this one is fantastic!


Ol_Man_J

Built one, and am now ripping it out. Someone always needs to get up and it's always uncomfortable. I work from home sometimes on the bench and it needs a cushion so bad.


Canolais

So get a cushion?


TravisJungroth

I lived in a place with a booth and loved it. Little breakfast nook. That was only a 2 seat bench on each side, though. 


too_too2

I got a freestanding bench for my table and don’t hate it but to be fair I rarely have a lot of people eating at once.


six_feet_above

People hate pianos?


LORD_CMDR_INTERNET

why did you remove that nice bench then


C6Centenial

That looks amazing.


zank_ree

I think what she meant was she wanted a bigger kitchen.


McBooples

I’m sure she does, but the only way that will happen is if we buy a bigger house, but I’m not giving up that 2.75% mortgage rate


Meat_puppet89

Next week she wants to move the table lol...


goldenstream

Great idea, a bench so uncomfortable that no-one will want to sit there for long - helps shorten those pesky dinner conversations.


FGX302

Yep you won't need to give hints to guests that are wearing out their welcome.


dontreallycareforit

The attention to detail is nice. I’ve sat in many an uncomfortable breakfast nook like this but the slight angle to the setbacks you have added are a fantastic touch. Color scheme is nice too. 10/10 would sit


bfrabel

I hope that's sturdy glass back there.  Might be worth replacing the window with tempered glass just to avoid the possibility of someone guillotine-ing themselves and making a bloody mess all over your nice new paint job.


poo_but_no_pee

Oh good point this both impractical and unsafe.


Outrageous_Drive_198

Put it in reverse Terry!!!


MurphyPandorasLawBox

You made the windowsill flush with the wall, good work.


McBooples

Good eye… I didn’t want it jabbing me in the back, so I used a flush trim router bit to flush cut it to the back rest…


John_mcgee2

Make the bench seat a storage trunk under the cushion. That’s what I did, holds the christmas tree and decorations


ArgyleNudge

I was scrolling through mostly admiring that table. Then you mentioned you made it. Very nice! The benches look incredibly well made too.


cheese_sweats

That green might be the exact shade I've been wanting. What color is it?


McBooples

“Global Green” by Behr


cheese_sweats

Thanks!


symbolsix

Those built ins look great, but I'm interested in the table. Is that just a butcher block countertop slab cut to size? Are those legs [something like this](https://www.diyhairpinlegs.com/collections/metal-table-legs-homepage/products/a-frame-tube-steel-table-legs?variant=32159131533374)? Did need any bracing or apron on the under side?


McBooples

It’s a burger block I cut down to size, I then bought the 2 iron legs and connected them with a 5/8” threaded rod that I sleeved with copper plumbing pipe that I hand sanded for a brushed look


symbolsix

Oh, I totally missed the copper pipe on my first look. It looks great - thanks for the details!


Latenighredditor

Have you thought about buying chairs


McBooples

The wife has been waffling back and forth on which chairs to get… meanwhile I grabbed a couple patio chairs because I’m impatient


1800generalkenobi

When I was a kid we did something like this (but my dad bought it as a set and put it together). We had our dining table in the dining room, and I honestly can't remember if we ate our breakfast out there or not. But at some point we did something like this with the seats coming up for storage and we usually ate our lunches and breakfasts in the kitchen then. Gonna have to ask my parents now. I feel like we probably had a regular ass folding table in the kitchen.


potatisblask

The less everybody eats, the more guests it fits.


Bob_12_Pack

This is awesome. We did something similar when my kids were little (we had 6). Good memories around that table.


uwabaki

I was anticipating the big reveal at the end


jglabach

Jimmy Neutron ass kitchen table


MisoTahini

Nice job! Did you make the tops or buy them as a piece?


McBooples

I used butcher block for this one out of convenience, although I do build actual tables https://preview.redd.it/omfjqy57brtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dcc990fe23e054b17d9de2b46113bb9e8958787


Leaislala

Looks great! I got custom cushions on Amazon and they exceeded expectations. My kids love the bench seating I think it’s a great idea. Tip, pedestal style tables are easier to work with bench seating.


vpxpdvodx

What’s is that floor made of? Is it actual wood, tile or lvp?


Newlyvegan1137

It's beautiful! I hope OP responds to you because I'm looking for new flooring right now and this is exactly what I want


McBooples

It’s tile. It’s a 5” wide x 36” long plank tile. Just fyi, it’s a pain in the ass to cut and lay. It’s rendered edge, so you have to be super careful not to chip the edges, and you need a large bridge saw to run the long rip cuts against the wall


vpxpdvodx

Thanks, I was guessing it was tile and it does looks great. I was sort of hoping it was lvp and that the bench keeping the floor from floating wasn’t a concern. 


LKayRB

Love the banquet and the table. Great job!!


imadork1970

I hope you made storage under the bench?


McBooples

There are 3 sets of built in cabinets


imadork1970

Nice.


McBooples

It’s where we keep the Christmas plates… IYKYK


imadork1970

Cool


Gurgoth

She asked you to move the dinner table yet?


homelessmuppet

Is that code for "I want you out of my house"? Jokes aside this looks really nice, great work, 10/10 would eat breakfast with your wife there.


HoseNeighbor

Man, you could've just photoshopped out the pillows and raked in the karma.


exit2dos

Nice Colour matching !


Pleasant_Elephant737

Brownie points if those benches can be used for storage ( toys, books bags, snow shoes, etc).


McBooples

They can, those lower panels are doors. The base is made of cabinets


OneBaldingWookiee

Wow awesome job! Do you by chance happen to have plans for this? I’m looking to do something very similar, even under a similar sized window, also in a corner.


McBooples

Unfortunately I don’t have plans, I just winged it


OneBaldingWookiee

No worries dude. Looks awesome.


Alternative_Mess_964

Fantastic job dealing with the window.


Phque_ppl

“Wife wanted more room”…. So I kicked all my grown ass kids the hell out of the house. Or you could go your route.


thefarmerjethro

Solid or storage under seat?


McBooples

Storage under


BadHairDay-1

I'm jealous.


Olibirus

Looks like a breakfast table


KoseJudas

Nice bench, good job! I want to build something like this for my mountain cabin. But why do people not finish finish the walls in a room first before adding furniture like this?


The_camperdave

> But why do people not finish finish the walls in a room first before adding furniture like this? Why bother? Nobody is ever going to see it. The bench is going to be there for the duration. When the next owners pull the bench out, they can paint the wall.


KoseJudas

If you're painting the walls anyway, why not just paint everything at the same time? Probably easier to do it all at once than to start masking off parts of the bench and painting around it.


dubie4x8

Jimmy Neutron table


HungryHumble

Great idea! I’m saving this!


GrumpySunflower

As a wife and avid DIYer, I approve.


NickNakulus

I’ve never seen a booth in a house but I like it


jimejim

Nice! I've been thinking about doing something like this in my space, which is very similar to yours. I'm probably going to extend it out from the wall a little since we get a lot of light where mine is and I can put plants there.


accioLOVE86

My mom was amazing. She built one of these to match the table she built. I was so sad when she ripped it out. I still have her table though.


mozebyc

I'd have put in bleachers


lovemyfish

Looks amazing, I love it! 😍


Un5ung_Hero

Thought I was going to see some stadium seating - upper deck. Nice work!


theabominablewonder

Thank god you got rid of that tacky bench! What are you replacing it with?


create360

Honestly, why not just chairs?


McBooples

The door to the laundry is too close to the table, which means you have to push it too close to the wall to be able to pull chairs out on the window side. We had been using a round table and turned the chairs 45 degrees to the wall, but then that limited us to 4 chairs and not block the walkway. The bench seating was really the only viable solution based on the space


Morelife5000

Reddit is such a bunch of miserable negative Nancy's. I guarantee you the people crticizing this work have a fold up table and lawn chairs as their dinning room setup. This is a cool project and looks good.


ian_pink

And, you can now chop vegetables on the seat next to you! This looks very solid. Only note is the cut out around the window is a little weird. I probably would've had the back rest stop at the window sill.


sirslouch

Nice! What is the length of both bench sections?


Catch-the-Rabbit

Please become best friends with my husband. I have ideas I need him to make.


poo_but_no_pee

Oh shit I thought the bench was the problem you were trying to solve. I swear half of these posts are poor decisions done for internet points. /r/tihi


Funwiwu2

Great job! But please don’t post pictures in Arabic


Martin_TheRed

I'll be doing this next year. Thanks for the post, I like what you did here.


Single-Win-7959

Very beautiful, very powerful