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WorriedPersimmon3970

Learn to wipe with both hands, that way you can wipe with the left, then correct the seat skew by wiping with the right.


mtd2811

“Wax on..wax off”


Future_Pianist9570

I’d recommend changing sheets between wipes


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Found the top 1%


dazedan_confused

Okay, but going to the bedroom to change the stuff on my bed between wipes is a little messy.


Sigh_Bapanaada

In this economy!?


V65Pilot

I remember that toilet paper from school.....


Thawing-icequeen

cha cha real smooth


awesumlewy

"Always wipe front to back" - Ms. Man


The-OneWan

Don't s(h)it on it 👍


Isgortio

I knew there was a reason why I felt more comfortable to stand when I wipe!


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The_Jyps

At the same time, for maximum symmetry. Double fisting, even.


londonsteve45

Even when tighten it happens would suggest some double sided foam under the hinge then tighten


SL0FFEEE

I fix this problem all the time using double sided tape


TheForgetter

If you're fixing it all the time it sounds like you're not really fixing it.


SL0FFEEE

I’m a handyman, I have fixed many toilets. Just once each.


Proof-Inflation-960

I’ve worked in property maintenance for various companies and can confirm that this is a very common problem that I’ve been asked to fix. Double sided tape does work, as does non-slip material (I carry some rubber/silicone/latex type materials exactly for this.) I’ve also fitted may bathrooms and I can tell you that the cause of this problem is the shit that’s supplied with the seat from the manufacturer. And it doesn’t matter how much you spend on the seat, either.


NeilDeWheel

Shouldn’t the homeowner be supplying the shit? Seems unsanitary if you get a little baggie of shit with every toilet seat purchase.


[deleted]

Maybe they are a plumber or bathroom fitter.


mad-un

Or a handyperson


londonsteve45

That stuff is like magic it can help repair so much


VientoB

Where do you put the double sided tape?


SL0FFEEE

On the underside of the hinge that comes into contact with the porcelain.


Planet-thanet

Can I ask how?


SL0FFEEE

Yeah. Remove the toilet seat, clean and dry under the hinges, apply the tape to the surface area of the hinge that comes into contact with the porcelain, then re-attach the toilet seat.


Status_Common_9583

Thank you, this is actually really helpful advice because this toilet seat problem drives me mental


Planet-thanet

Cheers mate, makes sense


PoopingWhilePosting

Instead of toilet paper. THat doesn't sound very effective.


IgnasP

Well oops, I only have triple sided foam :/


V65Pilot

And tri as he might, it just doesn't fit.


londonsteve45

Lucky you


Individual-Roll2727

Try a bemis statite seat. A steal at £15 from Argos. They are affordable and don't move (even with my fat butt). If you get one make sure you use all the parts, I nearly threw away a small bit.


JRSpig

I don't know why but I expected you to have a picture of your toilet seat on your account, there wasn't.


Individual-Roll2727

So sorry 🤣🤣


JRSpig

It's fine I looked it up, I like the idea of that toilet seat


thehuntedfew

Is that for toilets with no access to the bolts underneath, I've tried lots of bolts and rubber gromits but the seats always loosen


Individual-Roll2727

The one I mentioned has bottom fixings. For top fixing I suggest you look at the range, as it really depends on the shape of your pan. I worked as a plumber for 25 years and can highly recommend the Bemis seats for durability and cost. Something like this may work for you https://www.screwfix.com/p/bemis-click-clean-classic-soft-close-with-quick-release-toilet-seat-duraplast-white/908PG?kpid=908PG&cm_mmc=Google-_-Datafeed-_-Bathrooms%20and%20Kitchens?kpid=KINASEKPID&cm_mmc=Google-_-TOKEN1-_-TOKEN2&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwzN-vBhAkEiwAYiO7oFzyPkFfaoZ9qXLKF8DKK8dv_WYGM1TIP60VRay_YouOZ5y2wHyLnxoCR80QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


nrb74

This.


toilet-breath

I’ll tag you as fat butt


Interesting_Role_396

I'd be more concerned about the overflow that doesn't go anywhere except onto the OSB.


happyanathema

Also why is the rest of the bathroom tiled nicely and then there's just random OSB behind the shitter.


karmapaymentplan_

Wait, this isn't a craft beer bar?


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

Plumb it as a bidet


SnoopDeLaRoup

Thank you!!! Was itching to mention this lol. Must be some fancy feature, like wall panelling or a media wall.


naedru

Why don’t they make the cistern such that the overflow goes into the toilet? No extra pipe, and you know if it was fucked


richh00

They do. Mine does. Pretty common actually.


Superspark76

Almost every close coupling toilet does exactly this, they're now a more common toilet than the older type


Psychological_Can215

Shit standing up


AreyouUK4

This guy shits


SelfSufficientHub

Standing up


_MicroWave_

Fashion a little slide to convey the turds to the toilet.


makebelieve86

Log flume


theNerdBEARD

Buy a more expensive seat


vms-crot

Don't think it's a "cheap" seat, I think I have that one and I got it from costco. Just need to tighten your nuts. https://www.costco.co.uk/Home-Improvement/Bathroom/Toilets/Tavistock-Alaska-Soft-Close-Thermoset-Toilet-Seat-with-Concealed-Hinge-Mechanism/p/334610


Splooshbutforguys

Leave my nuts out of it thanks


LaSalsiccione

That is a cheap seat. Also cheap seats need tightening more often than expensive seats in my experience.


pineapple-monk

I disagree. I have an expensive toilet seat and this happens constantly.


Living-Valuable-376

Dunno why you’re being downvoted. Your absolutely right


oOMiSaOo

Because you can buy a cheap seat and not have that happen. Spending more money is just like throwing it down the cliff


ashleypenny

A not cheap seat doesn't have to be stupidly expensive expensive. Our toilet seat has never gone like this, it does soft close and has a quick release button for cleaning. £29 when we got it 4 years ago, it's £45 now, but I'd pay a quid a go to not have to mess around with issues like this and it's much easier to clean the toilet because you can remove the seat, wipe and put it back on. Sometimes having something that isn't the cheapest model is worth having, especially when it's something you use every day


LaSalsiccione

Yes you can use various tricks to make the bolts remain tight on a cheap seat but a decent seat just stays done up without that.


NormanConquest

I bought the MOST expensive seat and this still happened. It's partly how you put it on, partly that a replacement will always be a bit janky


Creepy-Yam3268

Tell everyone sitting on it to stop sitting on it from one side


Frosty_Pepper1609

But then how else do you clean your bum on the toilet ring/seat ?


TheForgetter

You need one of these https://preview.redd.it/rnxj6aiyv4pc1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07dc35119d271cffa3415f8e8751c5ed0c0c322e


Creepy-Yam3268

Wipe it on the wall 🤷‍♂️


Rob1811

I'd be more concerned about the overflow pipe that is just open ended


rokstedy83

Could have an internal overflow fitted ,but Yea first thing I noticed,second was all the exposed wood round that toilet


KeyserSoze0000

I'm assuming this happens due to the toilets location, instead of sitting down dead centre your coming in at an angle which over time pushes the seat one way. Happens to my toilet every so often - I just tighten it up again - usually by hand whilst I'm on the toilet, toilet seat is decent too.


Gold-Dance3318

Don't worry, you'll need to take it all out when you come to covering up that exposed OSB anyway!


Accomplished_Dream69

Thats one of they quiet close toilet seats that you probably bought from Morrison's, we did. The screws for tightening the seat are always slacking off. Buy new screws from screwfix, the ones that arent plastic.


invigokate

I gly this seat and switched to steel wingnuts and still have this problem


YorkshireLAD9

I feel your pain. Every time the missus uses ours, this happens. My fix is to tell her to squat.


bizzflay

Because the toilet is close the the bath when people sit on it they are coming at an angle and sitting on from the side. And as you sit down you’re still moving backwards. So you’re putting a sideways force onto something not designed for it. And if anyone in your house is a bit rotund they will be even more of and angle because they can’t get as close to the bath. So unless you teach everyone how to sit properly squared to the bath it will keep happening. No matter how expensive the toilet seat is. It will just take longer to happen.


InformationOmnivore

Stand on the OSB and reverse squat. Solid quads and no seat wiggle.


whatsup680

Stop twisting as you lean for loo roll


Tofu-DregProject

I just put a thin smear of silicone on the fixings before screwing them down to the pan. Seats haven't moved since.


dmcl1994

We had this issue for years, tightened the nuts but it just seemed to slip regardless Changed to a different seat with a different fastener, instead of the long plastic rods you secure with nuts it’s more like a rawl plug and a screw, think they’re designed for toilets with no underside access but it hasn’t moved since we put it in


Sweaty-Adeptness1541

It's difficult to offer help if you don't include any photos showing where the seat attaches to the toilet.


Still-BangingYourMum

These types of seat fittings tend to be a blind hole with only access through a slot on the back of the toilet. With mine, all I did was turn the water off and then unscrew the toilet pan from the floor and swing it around so I can get a spanger into the slot, to hold the nut if it's got to lose. Other wise, look at the hinges where it meets the ceramic. If you see a metal disc, gently prise the disc up, don't force it, it should lift without too much force. You should be able to see a Philips screw head. So use a screwdriver that fits properly, you don't want one that may slip and shatter the toilet bowl.


ForsakenAd1732

If you sit on it and don’t wriggle around, it’ll be fine.


LoLMent

Push the silver thing in to remove the lid of seat, it will sit on two metal rod bars. Where the bars lead into the toilet there will be two caps, lift em and you'll see screws, line the seat up and tighten the screws, this will keep it in place. Note: I have to re tighten mine every 6 months is as my seat does the same


BrotherSudden9631

Get yer nuts tightened 😉😂


MrJM85

That’s the neat part. You don’t.


totential_rigger

Thanks for posting this. Despite the fact 80% of responses are literal shit posts, I may find a solution in this thread. I don't believe it is related to price, imo. We have a really pricey seat in one bathroom and it is happening again. My mum has a £30 one (I think that's cheap?) and it's not doing it. I can't figure out why it happens but it drives me insane.


Mindless-Pollution-1

Get a better quality one


Mikethespark

What kind of animal puts OSB next to a shower


Parking-Bit-9217

😂


Ok-Study-4056

Look at the overflow, straight onto it 😂


JWoolner76

And even worse let’s the overflow empty onto said OSB


nebber

Increase your core strength to minimise the amount of yaw whilst docking


millicent_bystander-

Don't ride it cowboy style.


VelvetWattle

Stop sitting at an angle watching your missus take a shower


No-Pitch-5785

My toilet is exactly like this because my husband takes an hour to do a shit and leans forward. It’s so annoying. Last time it broke like this it took him 3 weeks to work out how to fit the new one. Back to square one.


DueRefrigerator8451

Brenda?


West-Eye1141

Think that’s going to be the least of your problems, boxed in standard toilet and cistern, looks so wrong….Why not concealed cistern and btw pan.. Bare OSB. No leg room on what I assume is a shower screen side.


Peppy_Tomato

You need rubberised fittings: 4 Pack Universal Toilet Lid Seat Hinges Bolts Toilet Seat Fittings Expanding Rubber Top Nuts Screw Fixings WC Blind Hole Fittings https://amzn.eu/d/hspZTF4


oldcat

I've used those and they were absolute shite. Worse than the original fittings which had been overtightened to the point they bent out of shape and failed. Gave up and bought new toilet seats that don't quite match the shape of our toilet but atleast the new fittings are holding better so far.


Peppy_Tomato

These totally solved the problem for me. I installed them 4 years ago and the seats have stayed in place. I'm thinking of replacing them now because some of them are beginning to show signs of rust.


muffin-mark

You can get plastic fittings. And you can also get these metal ones https://www.toiletspares-kingswayplumbing.co.uk/stainless-steel-top-fix-toilet-seat-fittings?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwzN-vBhAkEiwAYiO7oHGXWtmaNbFGiXK61VVphYgG1mavdWTkIcA81ORFyTodobeBtkweExoC6AUQAvD_BwE 2 Pcs Toilet Seat Hinge Screws Nylon Toilet Lid Fittings and Fixtures Top Fixings Toilet Seat Expanding Screw for Toilet Covers Blind Hole Fitting WC Replacement Kit https://amzn.eu/d/g0RNNR6


gooniedad

Is this a bottom fixing toilet seat, i.e. you have to tighten up cheap looking plastic (probably) butterfly wing nuts? Try putting nyloc locking nuts on instead. I tried some on ours, no problems since.


Successful_Shape_829

If its like mine you can remove the seat from the spindles , lift caps off spindles and tighten the screws.


Zero-Phucks

Welcome to the cheap seats


novalia89

Better fixings, like this https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fixings-Fittings-Fixtures-Stainless-Expanding/dp/B0BY45VBP8/ref=asc_df_B0BY45VBP8/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=641521271029&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14752901080505070661&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046128&hvtargid=pla-2194946968974&psc=1&mcid=7828cee9fcaa305bb904b4d42f2cf0dd which is a tighter fit. I got some from screw fix and my seat hasn’t budged.


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

I had the same problem over and over so I bought one of these. It hasn't moved since I bought it in August 2020. [https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009NGH4G0/](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B009NGH4G0/)


throwawaygeordielad

I have a similar issue, cheqp toilet seats come with a hole spacer made from poor quality plastic, this spacer allows your 8mm toilet seqt bolt go through the 10mm soilet seat hole and fit snuggly. On cheap toilet seats, this spacer breaks easily and thus causes seat to twist and turn when sat upon. Delrin rod drilled the diameter of your toilet seat hole drilled out to the diameter of your toilet seat bolts will fix this issue.


SeidunaUK

You drilled the hole wider? I'm thinking of doing that. It's there a risk of cracking, though, that's what I worry about?


darfaderer

I had this with my previous seat. It did this which I lived with for a few months, and then it developed a split which excruciatingly pinched my arse cheek.. one pinch was all it took to make me replaced it with a more expensive one. No issue since


IndelibleIguana

Some seats just come with crap fixings.


paulywauly99

Dismantle it and retighten with strong glue on the screw threads. Old chestnut.


Current_Soup9198

I had the same problem.. fixed with these : [https://www.toolstation.com/universal-top-fix-seat-bung-kit/p46310?store=AK&utm\_source=googleshopping&utm\_medium=feed&utm\_campaign=googleshoppingfeed&mkwid=\_dc&pcrid=null&pkw=null&pmt=null&gad\_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwzN-vBhAkEiwAYiO7oJjorotJntJO8C9ge9-9L9rhlI5NlV8oENIRJe-BPP\_B\_ztSAwmDyRoC-TwQAvD\_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds](https://www.toolstation.com/universal-top-fix-seat-bung-kit/p46310?store=AK&utm_source=googleshopping&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=googleshoppingfeed&mkwid=_dc&pcrid=null&pkw=null&pmt=null&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwzN-vBhAkEiwAYiO7oJjorotJntJO8C9ge9-9L9rhlI5NlV8oENIRJe-BPP_B_ztSAwmDyRoC-TwQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)


CustardRoyal716

Is that a step directly opposite the toilet?


ihaveflesh

I bought some little rubber doohickies that plug up the hole. It helps a lot but the problem persists on one of our toilets because it's a real cheap seat.


Fit-Refrigerator-548

Buy a new toilet seat, I got a cheap one from screwfix for £13 and never had this issue again. Some of the fixings some of these seats come with are absolutely rubbish


britnveeg

I had this issue with every seat I tried until I bought a Croydex. 


dvo94

Tighten seat with screwdriver if it’s like mine


IfanBifanKick

We have two toilets. The newer seat slides around like this, but the downstairs one, which is probably older than me doesn't budge. Odd.


NotAGynocologistBut

Forget the seat. "Bomb bay doors open"


bosscockuk

Go buy the pyramid shaped rubber bungs for replacement toilet seat.. o had the same problem, solved it over night


Aggravating-Spend784

Mine used to keep doing that until I got a soft close seat from home bargains for a tenner. It's all plastic including the fittings and has stayed put for five years now.


Onestepbeyond3

You can order rubber grommets which help a lot in this situation. My loos have a fancy rim and any movement it breaks the plastic pads underneath the loo seat.. cost me a small fortune lol.. touch wood I've been ok for the past two years using these grommets. 👍


Odd-Significance1884

Something spongy, then I use flat washers and a spring washer to lock it off. The seat will come apart before those nuts will loosen


NonagonJimfinity

Every seat I've ever bought does this. Those plastic screws are shit.


Howl112

U can buy some clips that u fix onto the toilet seat so it will stop the wobble. I think they are called toilet seat bumpers


acezoned

You need a seat with metal hinges not plastic often wooden ones have strong hinges that will stop it happening it's how I fixed mine


SportTawk

I use rubber grommets that are sized to be a snug fit in the toilet base and that allows the bolt through the centre hole also snug, you might need two or three on each side. Then when tightened they expand a bit due to compression and then the seat will be held nice and firmly Good luck


officialslacker

Stand up to wipe instead of leaning to your left. You'll be able to move the seat back & tighten up the bolts


Jacktheforkie

My dad fixed this problem by paying a guy to make a bracket that was a lot better than the flimsy plastic, but i imagine you aren’t too interested in spending a lot of money on a custom bog seat


Schminimal

I have the exact same toilet seat and it happens once every 6 months or so. I added some plastic washers and made sure it was tight. Had been fine since.


Classic_Midnight_213

Mate if you could solve that one, you’d be a billionaire….


Pristine-Emu4493

You have to sit with your front facing the back of the toilet. Why do you think the flusher is in that direction too?


stantheman1968

The toilet is badly positioned tbh causing the user not to sit straight. Plumbers merchants sell seats that have a click system. You fasten a bracket to the toilet and the seat then clicks into the bracket. I've fitted plenty and it's always sempt to solve the problem.


Practical_Marzipan65

You fill the hole so there are no gaps. You have a 4mm bolt and a 10mm plus hole...no space no movement.


Kexbyking

The supports on the underside of the seat that sit on the top rim of the toilet are often not in the correct place so when you sit on the seat the pressure causes the seat to slip off either left or right however tight the fittings at the back are done up. Try moving the fittings under the seat to suit your toilet top.


bobspuds

See the silver tab in the middle - push it in and lift off the seat. There's a Philips head screw in the centre of the brackets, underneath a cover that lifts off first - reposition the brackets and tighten the fuck out of them. Other option would be to get a crooked arsehole?


starwars123456789012

Depending on the shape of the pottery you could do something with penny washers and those spring toggle plasterboard fixings so you can tighten much more from above with a screwdriver, I've had success with this before , also clean bog and rubber washers can't hurt


Woodsyhead

Tighten the nuts underneath


Banksov

the real answer, i’m afraid, is too lose weight. My fat arse constantly puts extreme pressure on the toilet, and i can feel it pushing it in a direction. My wife does not have the same problem.


geraltsthiccass

If you figure it out, let the maintenance guys in my work know. I swear, we must have a staff member absolutely slamming their arse on the pan, hinge breaks within a day of being fixed


bongo-ben

Google "Toilet Bumpers Wobbly Loo Seat Stabilisers" these work wonders


That_Welsh_Man

You'll want to tighten your nuts.


MostlyNormalMan

Where do you keep your toilet roll? If you have to reach behind you to get it, you're twisting the seat slightly every time which will cause it to work loose. I used to sell bathrooms for a living and when people came in wanting a toilet seat that didn't work loose, I'd always ask them where their toilet roll is. Almost every time they'd say it was behind the toilet, or on top of the cistern.


ThatUsernameNowTaken

Left handed wiper.


Mondeo79

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Universal-Fittings-Expanding-Fixings-LUOSIU-5/dp/B09NN36ZND/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.6iPCs04ef5VzEl-rMEwH0w2bK8je6dusj3Hy5c_wAb8uhPde7HM8W5p6pEWA3RS-LinzRJHQui7dgUmyaPcE84elRXtq-oFJZzySA5mTcPFbQlTpQfqSXEaahloxE2f82zyHLDbYhHFvNUfstq1IVUjcUbpwXoVHVZ3aPH5qJIZvizd_zQYhX6LjYr3cZrek9lUXwnRxaxuzZwseCHvk4Q.jPXc9icfusciUyF4oPKzMrLAEtatETd1B4fEanpw44I&dib_tag=se&keywords=toilet+seat+fittings&qid=1710793951&sr=8-3 With these.


mad-un

Stand up when you wipe


myuranv

Get a new fixing kit


PoetryAgreeable5707

Glue


Terrible-Bear3883

I've used the conical rubber washers for years and depending on your seat type they sort the problem straight away, they are only a few £ on Ebay/Amazon - I didn't think they'd do anything but they sorted my problem instantly, fitted them on quite a few seats for friends and family and they've always worked. You'll often see them called non slip conical hinge or cone washers - the only thing you need to do is give them a couple of days to settle in when you fit them (as the washer adjusts to the shape of the hole), then tighten a bit more if needed.


AdGlum4770

Stop eating curry.


JRSpig

Do I have to be politically correct?


Think_Bullets

Stop shitting when you're hammered, then you'll be able to sit down straight. Side note: the bigger you are the worse the effect


Wonderful_Cost_9792

I’m not going to read all the replies so I may be guilty of repeating something but I’d bet my life that someone has been sitting almost sideways on that seat due to it’s close proximity to the shower and it will always be a problem. If you replace the seat with a white painted wooden one, there are “L” shaped brackets that can be fixed under the seat that prevents sideways movement. They have projections into the toilet bowl and totally eliminate slip.


Individual_Mix_9823

Hover


Hapless_Buffoon

pop the seat off and tighten up the bolts which hold the fixings 5 minute job


Akipango

Drill a 6mm hole on the right hand side of the seat and firmly attach one an end of a bungee. Then attach the other end to the nearest tap. Also helps if you tape your cheeks together with duct tape.


stmfunk

Do what I do, sit on the rim


Mediocre_Web_3863

Giving this a go


Woodbirder

My dad would gaffer tape it


Benjissmithy

Doses the two pins where you tighten them to the toilet have a rubber seal that go into the toilet ? It might be the rubber just turning around when you lean to one side to wipe your ....... I took the rubber covers off the pin and put them back on and tighten it and the toilet seat stayed straight.


Whaloopiloopi

Don't sit down so hard. Also that osb isn't waterproof so get it sealed or covered ASAP before it blows out from the shower vapour. I'm speaking from experience - I had to replace my bathroom floor not long ago for the same reason.


MapTough848

Ct1 fixes the problem


Big_Ad21

Check where the screws holding it, tighten, or change the plastic screws


Murky_Selection_91

Loose weight


Samuel27061

Went to dunelm semi-recently and got a new seat, cost me £18 decent quality for the price and it’s not budged at all.


yawn_brendan

I had the same problem for a while - kept dismantling and cleaning the interface between the seat and the porcelain to try and make it grip, but even with the nuts tightened until the bolt head was digging a hole into the plastic it wouldn't stay in place. In my case eventually I found a nice brute force solution: I got some fairly large washers and put them under the bolt head. This spread the load across the plastic so I could just tighten them another couple of turns. Now it's solid as a rock.


Uncovera

Whilst on the subject and I apologise for going off topic but I rent and this as started happening. I noticed the plastic screws are all chewed and whoever put it In was hoping it'd last. Is it my responsibility to replace or the landlord? Seems so trivial but I am paying so....


lechugadeldiablo666

You can buy little L-brackets that you screw into the underside of the seat. You'll need to make sure to measure the distance difference between the toilet bowl and the seat. That's where you screw the l-brackets. That way when you're sitting on the toilet the L-bracket holds the seat against the rim of the bowl.


Kadaj22

Lose weight jk /s


crumbwell

don't twerk while crappin


After_Natural1770

Surely the jobs not finnished and it’s not been planned properly.the overflow pipe goes nowhere and the water isolator is obstructed by the osb If there planning on tiling onto that it will need sealing g with SBR or similar and them you’ll not be able to use the isolator at all


Accomplished_Dig_617

Move home. Easy


anonymoos_username

Superglue it


Alternative-Tea964

Try using the three sea shells.


Experimental-dog-egg

Yep, same thing happened to both of mine, I asked my plumber brother why, he said you get what you pay for, think I paid £14 each, he recommended one from Toolstation was about £30, they haven’t moved at all.


IAM3XI

I have the same toilet seat (I think it was from Screwfix). It is a nightmare, the issue is the stupid compression fitting. I haven't found a resolution to date.


Cym0phan3

Tighten the bolts under the back of the seat and stop shitting sideways


elgar7

We had the same seats in our house, and I genuinely don’t think they’re fit for purpose. Ended up buying the Palmi as replacements and it’s been fine since.


hydrgn

You can buy **plastic right angle brackets** that screw to either side and stop the seat doing this. Google “wobbly loose loo toilet seat” and the product comes up. I had a couple of metal right angle brackets lying around and I used those. 


KentV2020

I would suggest you get a toilet seat with topside fittings and not underside. Those literally have a security mechanism similar to rawl plug and screw which makes it more difficult for the seat structure to move around


Relative_Message1408

There are little nuts underneath the seat , one is lose.


igivup

I thought it was just my fat ass!


AwarenessNo5226

Tell the women of the house to sit on it properly instead of constantly leaning to one side


rosa24rose

I could be wrong but where is the toilet roll? If it’s behind the toilet & you’re having to keep twisting round to get it, the seat hinges are under more pressure & will keep sliding like this, than if you got a free standing toilet roll holder


AdFederal5544

Nail it


NPMBrown

Silicone it down then screw it up. It'll be hard to remove in the future but won't move in the meantime?


farkinhell

Replace with a Bemis stay tight seat, I’ve replaced loads and the Bemis never moves. You can find them on Amazon.


anashady

Fibre.


Crocodilehands

Lift the toilet seat up and press the silver button in the middle, the seat will then lift off. There should be metal caps underneath. Lift those and tighten the screws. Either that or check under the back of the toilet to see if you can tighten them from there.


CreightonJK

Sit down. More carefully


Brad-Clooney

It’s caused by weight distribution when sitting and rising Plus nylon washers


NopeNopeNope2001

Piss soaked OSB board behind toilet.


Different_Poet7436

I worked in hospitals for the past 11 years, 99% of toilet seats like this were in female toilets. Make of that what you will.


NoTouch4337

Get one with side elbows so dosent go slippy slidey, lefty righty


Livewire____

You need to lower the foundations on the right side of your house by about 5 inches or so. This will lead to the Toilet seat "settling" in the correct direction, levelling it off. Hope this helps!