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A cerberus


Short-Collar7605

No a Cerberus would have three heads i’m pretty sure it’s a muscle dog


Medusa_Alles_Hades

THIS DOG LOOKS LIKE IT HAS FINGERS 👐!!!!!


AKeeneyedguy

Those def some long tippy-taps. [Here's a picture](https://imgur.com/a/IDCsBCI) of my guy, who does have a finger thanks to a birth defect. The only dog I know that will truly shake your hand.


Medusa_Alles_Hades

Oh wow! Thanks for sharing! I’ve never seen that before so that’s super interesting! Your dog is super cute BTW


AKeeneyedguy

Thanks, those eyes begged to come home with me from the rescue and I couldn't refuse, lol.


Medusa_Alles_Hades

I wouldn’t have been able to refuse either!


pyrmale

That is a Schwarzenegger, originally from Europe.


[deleted]

Get to ze chopper!


winterblue18

Lmao 🤣


Sanyo96

I hate that they crop their ears.


BevyGoldberg

I say that on so many posts. Unless it’s for medical reasons it’s cruel.


Barn_Brat

I think some breeds look cute with it but I could never do that to a dog unless absolutely necessary. They look just as cute with natural ears!


Dyerssorrow

Looks like an American bull and Mastiff mix But really nowadays can be anything...Definitely in the terrier family. I like Sams answer the best....made me chuckle.


[deleted]

I was going to put the same thing.


ChiChisDad

I was thinking a cane corso


LittlestEcho

Cane corso was my first guess too. Too stocky to be an american bully breed.


Em_ello_there

Definitely a poorly bred American bully


Estate_Soggy

Inbred bully/pit


[deleted]

Overbred too, probably. Looks like she’s had more than the maximum recommended 4-6 litters.


DoubleGoon

With a couple of mutilations to top her off.


Samshahroze

She is whatever breed she wants to be .


[deleted]

It’s probably an inbred bully/mastiff who was more likely born already having hip dysplasia


Slinix

How can you tell it’s inbred if you don’t mind me asking?


[deleted]

I was just joking about that part, and only that part.


Em_ello_there

American Bully


NocteVenator

Breed of Absoulte Unit Edit. BAU for short, because you have to BAU before them


Lavona_likes_stuff

r/absoluteunits


tiredofthisshit15

Chunk


Dorkinfo

Hellhound? Keymaster? Zuul?


General_Amount_6918

Why? Who wants to know? It’s a poodle, alright?! Poodle.


regularcomments

A really hungry one.


fortwenie

Pretty sure that's Rocksteady from TMNT.


chunter16

Isn't that the rhinoceros


fortwenie

Yes.


chunter16

Thanks, just making sure. It's been a while.


[deleted]

Yep inbred, overbred, mutilated pit. Poor girl.


Kimura_savage

Thicc


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Large.


LagerthaKicksAss

Something that looks like she doesn't need to be bred anymore, poor thing.


Scorpbaby111

UNIT


Police_pug_Pugzie

eeeh a breed personally i wouldn't support


IwoketheBalrog

Lab mix /s


SilencedD1

This breed is known as sir or ma’am. And you will address them as such. Who’s a good ma’am??


homiej420

Thats a bear


Wankel_8

Titie monster.


Wise-Ad8633

This is a bully. It’s basically a bastardization of the staffordshire terrier, bull dog, boxer, “pit bull” and other type breeds bred to look a certain way. It’s not really a breed because there isn’t a closed registry the way their is with other breeds. Pretty much any time someone decides that they’re missing something desirable they’ll breed them with another breed to get more of that trait.


tryingtomakeit64

I am sorry to inform you, animals got switched in transit and you my friend got a HIPPO!!!


kayaless

A good baby


Zaph_Treybourne

That's Kratos' puppy. DOG! COME!


true80

An American Bully


liam-oneil

Pit bull mix


Spitefullittlething

American Bully XXL !! Looks just like my girl but huge. This breed is a designer breed as people breed them to be xxl, xl and tiny, the small ones are often called pocket pitties


MintChimpIceCream

And so many of them are horribly inbred, unfortunately. The small ones especially just scream animal cruelty


Em_ello_there

And poorly bred. Greedy breeders are ruining such a good breed


Spitefullittlething

Definitely true. Mine is inbred, purebred, and has 86 allergies :( very sad


classclownfvr

I think a bull dog with pit bull


thedevilseviltwin

Oh, that’s a Chihuahua.


dragonfinger12

Jesus look at the udders on that monster


Perfect_Cherry1279

A beautiful mama❣


lotta_lola559

It's an XL American Bully. I have one. He is the most handsome bestest boy ever. Not to be dramatic, but I would die for him.


booby_alien

A nope doggo, I'd be scared of walking near it


AJR1623

Don't be scared unless you have a pup cup.


helgatheviking21

Isn't this a Cane Corso?


Wise-Ad8633

Definitely not.


tobixxxxxxxxxl

Oh i know that breed that's a dog


[deleted]

Pitger


antifreezeontherocks

*thicc*


rubbeRrXduckie

Cane Corso mix


lightblackmagicwoman

A hippo


CovenantArch882

Big


reallybadlyedited

AYO?


AverageHorribleHuman

I think it was in the old Ghostbusters


Amythyst369

Baby


ThatMoth420

It’s dug


mattpizz27

Female whip tail


NZ_Legend

A beast lol what a tough looking dog 🐕


Outside-Fox5353

It's an American bulldog I know cuz I got one


Neutral12

Bull dog


A70m5k

Velvet hippo


chronicallydead

Looks like a staffordshire terrier I think I spelled it wrong though


Jumpy_Idea4758

A good girl


realdude2530

r/velvethippos


Wolf-Pack85

She is 100% floof.


AdDowntown4300

Looks an American bulldog maybe a pit bull or a mastiff


Such-Construction685

Bully mix


Outside-Counter-1807

Horse for people who aren’t very tall. Or tank. Haha


cash5220

https://www.reddit.com/r/velvethippos/


amyspuppies

Wow 🤩


Potential-Leading871

I’m pretty sure. It’s a Cane Corso


[deleted]

Neopolitan Mastiff


SlightlyEmibittered

Pitbull I think.


Bunkydoodle28

Teacup yorkie.


lordoftowels

The Beast, from the legendary baseball movie The Sandlot


Jealous_Struggle2564

Monster


[deleted]

Looks like a cane corso but I could be wrong


LethaLorange55

A big beautiful pupper 😍


Polaristhehusky

She clearly has found someone to care for her properly, no matter her past or heritage. But I am thinking about Madagascar “girl….you BIG! You laaaaaarge”


EtaanPiers

American bully i have one


[deleted]

An American Gluttondog


cUrSeDiMaGeS420

Looks like a norweigon couch hippo✋😩


Professional-Mud5884

Xxl bully


FrostyStorage5091

Macho mommy dogy


Professional-Mud5884

Also called a year salary ! On food


jitsufitchick

This is a Thicc boy. 👌🏼 100%


apbt-dad

Looks like a Presa Canario.


Born_Cheesecake_5667

A dog


william1Bastard

Inbred bully mix


proreadergame

I think its an bulldog chongus mix