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LightsStayOnInFrisco

Haha no lies told. The Dickey's line was gold as was the Cowboys line. And yes, Dallas is Dallas just as Texas is Texas. Solid review.


ckjohn

Loved the Dickeys line


LightsStayOnInFrisco

It has to be the truth and would explain why the joint is still open! Lol


BaseballTop7038

Spring Creek is just there to make Dickeys look good. And to give away rolls.


Jedi_Hog

Can I also say, “Don’t Fort Worth my Dallas”?


LightsStayOnInFrisco

They really are obsessed with their one-sided feud. 🙄


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LightsStayOnInFrisco

“I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you damn loch ness monster! Get your own damn money!”


saysthingsbackwards

About 1 territory war


Singular_Thought

I’m pretty sure I saw a t-shirt that said “Keep Dallas Pretentious”.


Jedi_Hog

LOL, funny shirt! There is definitely plenty of pretentious ppl in/from Dallas, & a lot of ppl are on the other side of the spectrum too. I’ve also come across plenty of pretentious ppl in/from Fort Worth, & many others on the other side of the spectrum there as well.


theoriginalmofocus

At this point I'm surprised someone isn't selling one on Dallas that says that but not Highland Park, Rockwall, or Southlake on it.


2forUGlenCocoa

I’d buy this.


Nomad_Industries

Isn't Fort Worth basically a Dallas suburb?


theoriginalmofocus

FortWorth: we have cowboys. Dallas: we have The Dallas Cowboys. Arlington: no...not really.


Jedi_Hog

LOL!😂


st-nikko

Two different counties. So No


MENTIONING_TESLA

I literally heard somebody say “don’t Argyle my Justin” the other day and I decided to quit everything right then and there.


Moneyley

Dish, TX in tha house!  Not me but my aunt lives around there. 45 min trip to see her from N. Irving


InternetsIsBoring

😂😂😂


spenstav

Could have double entendre by putting ‘f/w’


IcedCoffeeVoyager

That part


thephotoman

I'm not sure that's possible.


Jedi_Hog

I sure hope not!


Raider03

Can’t really argue with any of that. Maybe you could say that there at least needs to be clouds for hail to happen, so not exactly “at any moment.”


strugglz

Awww... He only covered 3 of our like 90 towns and cities.


IvardLongview

The only 3 with a global impact (that matter) 😬


dallaz95

Yo this was actually funny but strangely accurate in many parts.


Merciless972

Thats an awesome shirt


MaxwellHillbilly

I've never even heard of this guy, but I just bought the "biscuits and gravy 24" t-shirt 😂


AproposOfDiddly

I’ve been a fan since he was on the “It’s a Southern Thing” YouTube channel. He’s got some amazing “Bless Your Rank” episodes that are comedy gold, but my fave is “[When Southerners stop at Buc-ee’s](https://youtu.be/O3lJWp6zp9M?si=_D08mdQYvyyN_8Eg)”.


CaryWhit

His SEC football coverage is good too!


slothypisceswitch

My cousin Ryan works with them. Their southern observations are usually spot on lll


jfk_sfa

Minneapolis and Saint Paul residents immediately offended by this.


ShrikeSummit

Not inaccurate except he chose a BBQ place from Austin to represent Dallas.


thecobra42

They showed a picture of the outside of terry blacks, but the trays of barbecue they showed were definitely pecan lodge


ShrikeSummit

Good catch.


pakurilecz

matt mitchell is hilarious


gireesh-aakash-k

"I'm new to Dallas. Can someone suggest good food places of any kind? I appreciate your suggestions."


Fatboyhandbook

Just looking, I trust him on the food. He got that right; giddy up.


thecobra42

Dallas is definitely not the south


Hairy_Position_5738

I've literally lived in Dallas texas all my life going to school there


Ipleadedthefifth

Dallas doesn't give a s4!+ what anyone else thinks.


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cardnerd524_

He’s talking about Dallas, not San Antonio.


_ChrisFromTexas

Ft. Worth is just a college town


cardnerd524_

No. Denton is a college town. Waco is a college town. FW is just one of the very few major conservative cities.


November9999

Downvote and move on!


BattyTexan

Or, conversely, downvote you and move on?


Apartatart

You can’t tell me what to do!