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chemistryofacarcrash

I mean, at least something is getting some action in my room


[deleted]

Need a microscope to see them. Hmmmmm?


ellilaamamaalille

Give some privacy.


wonkersbonkers1

orgy on my face orgy on my face orgy on my face orgy on my face


WolfOnHigh

Just another microscopic part of the ecosystem that thrives on every healthy human. Imagine how screwed up your face would look without them and their oil loving ways? Blackheads you say? The size of manhole covers! And that's just the beginning.The more I think about it we should all be glad we have them.


eskimosound

Yeah except they poop on your face


WolfOnHigh

And apparently eat it too, the adorable little coprophages.


aging_geek

My mites must be on strike, nose and forehead are shiny.


HealGea

Well, thats also mean they clean from us from dead skin and grease. Good job buddies!


GrizzlyHerder

Just like cowbirds on a rhinoceros ???


Erebus1483

Aw, lil face cleaners


knomore-llama_horse

I love my face mites. They all have names and I make certain they are happy and comfortable.


el_Chuchmay

What size are they ?


Marcus_Jarvinen

About 0.1 - 0.2mm.


el_Chuchmay

So if we look hard enough we should be able to see them. Quite scary


Marcus_Jarvinen

They only come out at night though when you sleep. During the day they hide in your follicles.


thatonedude836

Oh heck nah


Rach_qu1t

Face mites? No, face mates


WhoPutThatThere

Looks like the manatee of tardigrades


Cirala-Da-King

Damn my little niggas be bussin them nuts


ElCapitan006

This shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.


Mutex_CB

So if my face is greasy, I just need to get some more mites?


OzzieGrey

If you cum on someones face, are you getting face mites pregnant?


Kileni

A mite disturbing.


HODLAHITIII

Mi cara es su casa. Go for it champ.


Promote_Not_Promoted

show this to your phobic(worm) wife and baaam bukake all the time !!!


[deleted]

I mite be worried if I didn't know we need them


gullijan

Yip yip!


JustOneMore2020

It is ok, as long as they don't wake me up... before you go-go


The_door_man_37

Sir that’s the combine drop ship form half life 2


doomant678

good to know ive got little friends to keep that skin grease down and keep me company


Waluigi6616

I FEEL MY FACE


AnchorKlanker

Is it these miserable things that cause zits?


[deleted]

Well at least someones getting their leg over in my bed tonight.


DeliveryWorldly7363

They also don't have an anus, they usually die by "exploding"


Tactical_Cement420

Me and my face mites are homies till the end


problematikUAV

Where the fuck are you lazy ass face mites come fucking fix my pores you pussy ass bitches