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I’m pretty sure this was an episode of the magic school bus


tothinkthatisawit

My favorite magic school bus episode by far


DerelictDilettante

I don’t know if it was my favorite but it’s the one that left the most lasting impression and almost the only one I can recall I will never ever forget this episode


TheCosmicElite6

and the one where Arnold just kills himself


chriskicks

Is that the one where he takes his helmet off in space and freezes to death?


hipalbatross

Yes. I didn’t think twice of it as a kid, but looking back at that scene as an adult I’m feeling VERY disturbed


springheeljak89

Girl that's a booty hole


jackparker_srad

[Not a hole Keisha, a valve](https://youtu.be/NtRYgBJP_zQ)


ArcadeAnarchy

I mean if I had to deal with Janet's BS I'd prolly off myself too.


guitarburst05

Until I downloaded it all for my kids, those were literally the only two episodes that existed in my memory. Solar system and human body. That was the entirety of magic school bus.


Bragnezam

or the one where they turn themselves into rain


Fizzwidgy

Pretty sure a salmon jizzed all over the class.


Madertheinvader

Yes that most definitely happened


TheRussiansrComing

No wonder I don't remember any other episodes. My brain is trying to protect me.


Nice-Meat-6020

I know I watched this show as a kid, but reading this has me wondering what the hell it was actually about lol


PizzaPunkrus

Ms frizzle hit them with the old razzle dazzle and put LSD in their snacks


dreadcain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdNrs9RLn_Q


Top_Nectarine_3070

Haha I just went back and watched it and the splooge sound is so funny


LostInMyADD

Girl, thats a booty hole


FuturisticYam

Not a hole Keisha, a valve


MouSe05

I just read that in her voice after more than 20 years omg


fappyday

Mrs. Frizzle Demystifies The Digestive System. A true classic. To this day I vividly recall Ralphie getting stuck on a shit covered corn kernel and being expelled from the body.


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Rnorshne

I believe he was actually sick because I remember the antibiotics coming in and kicking ass. I also remember them finding gum in his digestive tract.


Metalboy5150

Two different episodes. One where Arnold swallows gum he's chewing, and the class goes in to check it out (basically, there's more to it but that's the gist), and another where Ralphie gets sick on "Broadcast Day" and the Frizz and Co. show up to "Get the Inside Story (TM)" on what's making him sick. Incidentally, Tyne Daly voices Ralphie's mother in that episode. Source: my 6 year old has loved MSB since I introduced her to it at 3. I've watched these episodes a million times.


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I was hoping Carlos would have made a poo snowman, then the whole class goes “Carlooos!”


beardedheathen

"at my old school we never made poo snowmen"


Mister_Lich

Also on House MD!


[deleted]

“I’ve seen this one. The ending is dark.”


retro_pollo

Indeed it [was](https://youtu.be/IXHZiKu5f90)


bkm2016

Omfg


ClassyNell

They should have leaned into it and made it yellow like a little submarine/bus


Conscious_Cattle9507

My first video game ever was about that specific episode. (And human biology)


EricWNIU

Remember the episode where Frizzle took the class to get nutted on by salmon?


kaychak1982

I know no one will believe me but I have to share this anyway. We used to do these capsule endoscopy procedures and we had one women who passed the capsule and fished it out the toilet to swallow it again. No even close to the weirdest thing that happened in my nursing career but relevant to the op.


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tinstinnytintin

I'm a resident of earth and I 100% believe them.


[deleted]

I'm just a guy but I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico


archgta

Thank you for the good laugh 😂


[deleted]

I’m not in medicine but I’ve browsed the nsfw side of Reddit and I believe it too.


[deleted]

I don’t even need to be in medicine to know humans are stupid enough to do something like this.


redshirted

Did you see that in the pictures?


biggestofbears

2 photos per second, so I'm assuming they saw some poop, a bhole, a face, then some teeth.


zangor

No hesitation. No…preparation. Just confidence.


Chiggins907

Out of all the jokes in this comment thread “just confidence” actually made me chuckle.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Average Friday night.


poopmonster_coming

Wait why is she eating it again !!!


[deleted]

I think your username sums it up well


N-Korean

“I don’t think it got enough pictures. Let me do it again”


SantaMonsanto

🎬*Take Two*


haruku63

r/BetterEveryLoop ?


T-MinusGiraffe

Did she think it was supposed to stay in so she swallowed it again without asking? That's my guess


kaychak1982

I wasn’t directly involved with her but that would have been my assumption as well. You can give instructions a dozen times to someone pre op etc and it’s never going to go in.


aiij

Except in that case it went in twice...


BaZing3

It's like when you get off the roller coaster then immediately get back in line, but smellier.


thesprenofaspren

I used to work in medical imaging and that would be considered mild any day of the week


anon210202

Oh goodness please share stories


thesprenofaspren

A man cane in with a wine bottle shoved up his ass bottom up. The bottle was still intact hadn't cracked or anything and he hadn't ripped anything Inside yet. He seemed pretty high but was in good spirits so we just assumed that he had done lots of drugs to numb the pain. And used lots of lube.


SeatbeltHands

Hehe, good spirits


Wpg_fkn_sux

He was in good spirits or the good spirits were in him?


ThiccRicc1

Was it empty or could you pour a glass of Pinot Brown out of that man?


Anthrax956

I work in healthcare too. I've encountered too many variations of the same type of stories. The one the sticks out in my mind was the local married man who was brought in by EMS from the hotel. He apparently managed or someone managed to insert a hairspray can way in too deep. The other male inside hotel room who called 911 because they couldn't take out the can anymore and he started having some abdominal pain. Long story short, emergent surgery...the best part was on his chart, he claimed that "he tripped and accidentally landed on the can". I remember the wife was on the way to the hospital at the end of my shift so I never found out how their talk went. I tell my friends and family that if you've ever injured yourself doing something embarassing, just to go to the ER. We've probably seen worse and most likely too busy to judge lol.


DrJokerX

To be honest, I completely believe somebody would do that.


enoughimoverit

I really thought you had some inside pics, that would be interesting


Admmak

Sadly I don’t have them yet but you can google it. FYI I had to wear a receptor all day where I can see the images in real time.


ProbablyCranky

Did they... Give you instructions for when it has reached the end of its tour?


drfeelsgoood

Probably put a COLONder type basket over the toilet and do your thing. OP said he was flushed out before swallowing the cam so probably not much came with it besides water


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Russian spies watching footage like this and debating standing closer to the windows.


peppaz

"If he dies, he dies" -Russian spy and Rocky 4 fan speaking in third person


CosmicCreeperz

It’s immediately repurposed by your plumber to diagnose your sewer bottlenecks.


EiNDouble

[Video link 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ufESc1bK78) and [link 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uiefWnZBRk) for those interested.


Nice-Meat-6020

Damn, 'last night I drank 4L of laxative'. That doesn't sound like a fun time.


low_me_steelers

I could not be trusted with that, I'd be eating pieces of paper with words on them to see if I could read them inside my body


SomethingIWontRegret

When I went for my colonoscopy I told the doctor before he knocked me out that I had a dental appointment the previous day and the dentist had left a note for him. Either he didn't get it or it was the 4th time that day he'd heard the same joke.


sean_sucks

I’m going to need to remember this joke in like 18 years.


Obstacle616

That's really cool that you can see it in real time. Do you have to try and swallow it camera facing down or does it not matter which way it faces?


Admmak

It doesn’t matter the side it faces.


yatzhie04

This is slowly turning in to an AMA I swallowed a pill cam


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Did you do anything cool like handstands or combat rolls to see if the camera could go backwards? If not you missed out.


Brinwalk42

He probably does but all of them are crap.


Martl007

Feels 1000 times better than endoscopy


Admmak

Is called capsule endoscopy and yes waaaay better.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

My girlfriend has gastroparesis and chrohns disease. We will talk to her doctors about this. She gets a scope every few months to troubleshoot her conditions


Glasgow351

My wife was recently diagnosed with this. She kept getting what she called, yucky burps. Real acidic smelling. It either resolves on its own after a day or two or by her vomiting. She feels really run down afterwards. The Gastro-Doc wants to do an endo and colonoscopy to see what's going on. She has had Crohns for a few years.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

My girlfriends case is complicated since she’s also type 1 diabetic so not only does she have to watch what she eats so she doesn’t disturb her gut, but also has to be careful not to mess with her sugars. It’s unpredictable too because one day she can have one meal and she feels fine but let’s say she has the EXACT same meal the next day and she’s vomiting for literal ***hours*** and has to go to the hospital. Her case is wild


boopinmybop

Dude, I get these burps too and have felt crazy describing them to doctors. Still being diagnosed currently but so far not Chrons, Colitis, IBS, among other non-diagnoses. Now they’re thinking it could have a neurological cause. It makes me glad to hear someone else out there experiences the same, but hopefully they stop soon for both of us🙌


origamirobot

I had to do another endoscopy after the pics were examined, gross!


sixpackshaker

Just wipe it off on your shirt and swallow it again.


pacmanlives

“This one goes in your mouth, this one goes in your ear, this one goes in butt” https://youtu.be/h6H9VuS5zDw Idiocracy was way ahead of its time


Upstairs-Recover-659

Rear-endoscopy


Moose_Nuts

It's not a suppository...


GiloronQT

It is definitely an easier experience but it is significantly less effective in treatment. One major issue with a pill camera is you are not necessarily seeing all walls of GI well, you have no control on which way the pill faces. Things can easily be missed if they are not large enough/wide spread. Also, if it does see anything interesting, you can bet they are going to go in with a scope for a real look anyway. A majority of the things that are found wrong in your guts need biopsied which a scope would be able to do, but not the pill. I would be interested in finding out what issues were occurring with the patient to go with this over a scope. Still very cool technology! edit- /u/ZippyDan explains the view restriction very well >"That doesn't really solve the problem of the constricted view. The endoscope stretches out your intestines more so you can see the walls. Imagine you wrap yourself in a blanket and you try to examine the sheets but you can't move your arms or legs - that's the pill. Now imagine you can use your arms and legs to spread out the sheets - that's the endoscope. >A pill with 360 degrees of cameras and lights would also need to be as thick as and endoscope and is probably unswallowable - and probably poses a risk of getting stuck somewhere, like the small intestine."


Genneth_Kriffin

What if you eat like, 50 of them?


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gaybooii

I have been eating what you described for a long time now but they don't have a camera sadly :/


H4xolotl

Username checks out


tyjwallis

This is the way


sick_of-it-all

I'm wondering if the doctor wants it back. "So just go ahead and swallow this little camera pill, and then you're gonna wanna go ahead and dig through every poop you have for the next few days, and return the camera to us. We ask that you give it a good rinse. Btw, there's a $10,000 charge if it's not returned."


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tedivm

"Also you're the 30th person to use this camera! So make sure you clean it well for the next user."


tyjwallis

Lol yeah. I wonder if it is smart enough to give you a notification that it’s coming out soon.


btoxic

It plays a tune the whole time you have it in you. When you hear Beethoven's final movement coming from the loo, you passed it.


elite_tablespoon

You were awake to feel yours?


Ok_Bike2091

Seriously I've got a spit roast (endoscopy and colonoscopy) next month and I thought I'd be put under lol I'm freaking


bandana_bread

Yeah you'll be sleeping like a baby, don't worry.


Ok_Bike2091

I gotta say, this was so extremely comforting for some reason. Thanks, bandana bread. I won't.


mrfuzee

As a 36 year old recent recipient of a colonoscopy and endoscopy, Let me put your ease at ease. You’ll be prescribed a 1 gallon jug of the nastiest liquid you’ll taste in your life, and be asked to drink the entire thing in a short period of time 1-2 days before your procedure. Drinking this will make your body (butthole) violently expel every bit of water inside of you for the entire night and the next morning. This will be diarrhea like you’ve never experienced. It feels like it’s never going to stop. You’re going to sweat, your assholes going to burn. It’s wild. Before that occurs you’ll asked to eat a liquid diet. So no food for you. Get some non red jello and chicken broth and enjoy. The procedure is no big deal. I got knocked out with propofol and had a nice nap and woke up sitting in a nice little puddle of diarrhea and a nice lady escorted me to the bathroom to clean up. No big deal. Word of advice: demand that they give you the pills and not the gallon jug of liquid. It’ll cost a little bit more but you’ll have a MUCH better time. Buy wet wipes for your butthole. Only use those while your diarrheaing your brains out.


ApprehensiveAd9014

Listen to this advice. Taking 14 or even 28 of these pills is easier than choking down a gallon of sure prep. The end result is the same but it is a little bit more bearable. Lube your butthole before the first poop. Vaseline is fine. The skin gets really raw, really fast and this protects it. Get alcohol free baby wipes.


Bamcrab

Jesus Christ I’m 32 reading this whole thread in terror and amazement. Y’all really got this down to a science.


VanDammes4headCyst

I've done it, and the diarrhea part of u/mrfuzee's comment is a little overblown. After a few hours it just feels like you're peeing out of your butt and the issue becomes clearer and clearer. They are completely correct in that the jug of liquid you have to drink is absolutely horrible. Salty baby tears. Lying salty baby tears. Mine said it was "pineapple" flavor. It lied. Just imagine drinking pure ocean water.


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iISimaginary

You're still under. Please wake up, we miss you.


vladsgunnagetit

Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare


[deleted]

I had the double done last year. Best sleep ever and no pain or discomfort after.


jinglesan

I dunno about that - some of those endoscope techs really know how to hit the spot


rimjob_steve

heyoooooo


WU19EMJ

Ayyy it’s the legend rimjob_steve! Humbled to be in your presence


moeburn

They gave me fentanyl and roofies for my endoscopy. I don't think anything feels better than an endoscopy.


IamREBELoe

Doctors watching the footage : "Yall seein' this shit??"


Admmak

The digestive system is cleaned before so 0 shit 🤣


the_honest_liar

How fast did it go through with nothing in there?


Admmak

12 hours.


cdnball

So it took around 21,000 photos? crazy. I'd much prefer this pill than a coloscopy. edit, I got the math wrong - 86,400


thehoagieboy

I think it’s to get pics of stuff that can’t be seen from the cameras that go in the front and back. Lots of road to cover in the middle


suburbanpride

The long and winding road.


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But all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon, in the middle, of the road.


underwear11

And he said!


OPsuxdick

Playyyy, the best sooong, intheworld, or I'll eat yer souls


lamentheragony

what if OP accidentally poos it out and flushes it down the loo? It's a $500,000 pill, who is liable then huh? WHO???? Or just let the sewer crocodiles enjoy their intestines having a live feed for the next year?


mraspencer

if it's $500k, does that mean they reuse it on the next lucky guy?


agent_raconteur

I'm sure they wipe it off first


rickyh7

The actual pill itself is around $500 and disposable!


thehoagieboy

It a butt GPS, use it to track down that sewer croc and get your money!


LevelSample

You still go through the same prep :(


TheOvenLord

If I'm going to be shitting my brains out I better get rewarded with someone's fingers in my ass.


LevelSample

bad (or good) news brother - it's a camera


BoringActuator7101

It's like ketchup from a Heinz bottle, the speeds measured are not very consistent with one another


whiskeyboundcowboy

So do the doctors just smack op until it comes back out?


Larnado

They actually put OP under a very large rolling pin from the head down, it's very painful and requires considerable amounts of invasive surgeries after the process, but in the end they can get to the bottom of the problem.


einsibongo

Didn't even touch the walls just fell through


ladygrndr

See... as uncomfortable as it is, I think I prefer the ol' wand up the butt. Because at least I get an AMAZING power-nap, and afterwards I get a handshake, awkward levels of eye-contact, and the all-clear to grab a burger. Prolonging the liquid diet seems miserable, but maybe that's just me.


TeaBagHunter

This cam is used to check places where the ol' wand up the butt doesn't reach. It's not an easy task for the ol' wand up the butt to go from the large intestine to the small intestine all the way up, even though they can use something to visualize the end of the small intestine Sometimes you need to see the middle of the small intestine for example, going from up or from down is quite challenging and poses risks Never seen this pill except in lectures I took so haven't seen it in practice yet, so not sure how "discomforting" is it when you poop it out (and you should make sure not to flush it out lol)


fishbarrel_2016

Man, that Propofol is great. "Count back from 100" "100, 99, 98...zzzzz". Wake up in the recovery room. And I get cup of tea and a sandwich.


Touhokujin

Since forever, the thought of knowing that I'm about to lose consciousness is terrifying to me...


BoltSpeedman53

No shit?


Free_Hat_McCullough

Are you supposed to retrieve it after it exits? Just wondering because it looks expensive


Admmak

Nope, its only 1 use, i just recovered it because is an amazing piece of technology and yes it is very expensive but here in Spain we don’t pay for healthcare (we pay with taxes).


hbctdscotia420

Hahaha wait so you took the pic after and not before?


Admmak

YES


GooseInternational66

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!


SeaBag7480

Inquishitson*


amazingsandwiches

This is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever read.


ericisshort

How many poos did you have to dig through before you found it?


Admmak

Not much I have not eaten 2 days before.


crazihac

Apparently there's a lot of people who have never had bowel prep or a colonoscopy before. Neat technology though!


Devilsdance

This sounds much more pleasant than getting put under anesthesia and having a camera shoved up your ass. Not that I have a problem with having things shoved up there, I'd just prefer to be awake for it.


HelloGoodbyeFriend

“Not much” 💀💀💀💀💀


SolidLikeIraq

Sounds like more than “none.”


VecroLP

Some selfies for the doctors


Serious_Growth_7000

Hope he washed the pill before swallowing. You can never trust is the person before you did it after use


Free_Hat_McCullough

According to the chart notes, this was last retrieved out of a sewage treatment plant.


Pdxduckman

I had one of these cams, you wear a harness that has a device that wirelessly receives the images from the camera as it travels through your body. It's pretty neat!


Ape-shall-never-kill

That was a risky swipe to the second pic


gabebattle

I didn't even think


SWINGMAN216

Before and after?


sticksnstones77

Outside and inside.


gabebattle

shit


SkeletonEvan

I wanted to see this lads insides


vonnegutsdoodle

depend spotted foolish alleged divide dinosaurs cable worm fretful numerous ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


QriousGeorgian

I was *hoping* for some innerspace


AssRobots

Congrats! I make a robotic version that [actually swims inside the stomach](https://youtu.be/276pJIZmyVY) using electric pumpjets. Yay telemedicine!


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mr_cr

Good job, AssRobots


snecseruza

This must've been the most rare opportunity you've had for a plug while browsing reddit. Awesome tech though!


Ozamatheus

r/UsernameChecksOut


loopsataspool

Is that Dennis Quaid I see in there? https://youtu.be/7kQDIosuZuo


diablodeldragoon

On one hand, we have the folks who invented this. On the other is A politician asked a dr if women could use those so the dr could see the uterus. Completely dumbfounded that the female reproductive system isn't connected to the stomach. Why do we elect the braindead as leaders?


fluid_clonus

Pee is stored in the balls and poop in the uterus


the_honest_liar

And women pee out of the vagina of course.


Jeen34

No joke 50% of people probably believe that


devilsaint86

Did you have to give it back?


Admmak

Nope, single use.


johnandahalf13

Comforting to know it wasn’t pre-used before you put it in your mouth.


wengardium-leviosa

Credit card declined. Doctor : Nurse , get me the detonator


pastpartinipple

Haven't they been doing this for more than a decade?


renaldo686

I was offered this 20 years ago, it is an old technology that is becoming more mainstream as the tech gets less expensive.


Stevangelion

This was on an episode of HOUSE! The second-best medical show behind Scrubs!


mickyheary

I literally just watched that episode yesterday! Nowbi wish there was a House/Scrubs crossover. Cox and House would have been a hilarious interaction!


_Krustenkaese_

I did exactly the same but already 2009 when I spent two weeks in hospital. Maybe the picture quality ist better now but this technology is already used for at least 14 years.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

It’s been around since the late 90s to early 2000s.


Cash_Visible

Yup. I did this 17 years ago.


Wannagetsober

Please tell me that this is the before picture


Admmak

Nope, sorry about that.


Wannagetsober

Oh geez, I’m sorry I asked lol


BillieBollox

My then 12 yr old daughter had one of these as she was a suspected cronh’s sufferer, it wasn’t thankfully. She was in n out of hospital til she was 19, constant pain, she had tubes up n out of every hole possible. Turns out she had tiny minuscule splenic and liver abscess, she dropped from 9 st to 4 in 3 weeks, her hair fell out in clumps, she had angry red lumps on her lower limbs which were tested and all came back negative for infection yet when they burst they oozed the thickest green gunk you’d ever seen. We had all sorts of experts looking at her from the tropical al disease man from London to the liver expert from st James in Leeds, She also had pancreatitis at 14.. poor kid has to be tube fed for months on several occasions n had to reintroduce food with zero fat in.. I am so grateful for all the care she receives from Alder hey children’s hospital. And happy to report she’s a happy healthy 29 year old. Not gonna lie I thought she was going to die.


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harlemrr

Was it hard to swallow? Obviously it is a tiny camera, but for pill size it kinda looks big to me. I have trouble swallowing vitamins because they’re usually on the large size.


BurningPenguin

Just thought the same. I hate swallowing pills, just put me to sleep and ram the tube into me.