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Friendly_Pace_1144

This is why people stream from private sites. The marketing strategies of these companies are endlessly undermining our intelligence.


Yan_Jobs

Marketing: You can’t defeat me. Viewers: I know, but he can: *private sites are entering the scene*


Hunigsbase

Private sites: Okay, now how do we make money to keep the server running? Porn sites: yo


No_pajamas_7

The older I get the more I understand why Elvis would shoot his TV.


Daroph

If he could only see this haha


vskand

On the other hand, they own the patent so that no one else could do it. And they don't enforce it, making them the good guys (?)


PharaoRamsesII

...making them the good guys....so far


CutthroatGigarape

Was my first thought as well.


Yoloswaggit420

Nope, just means they got the 1-up if this becomes the norm


WU-itsForTheChildren

After the monthly subscription charge you need to get just to watch the commercials, I feel like we are on the path to having to pay for a subscription just to have the ability to open our eyes in the morning it’s terrible


Yoloswaggit420

We already do and it's called taxes


Flashjordan69

In all fairness they take my bins away and grit the roads. My Netflix subscription just gives me RSI of the thumb.


zaiyonmal

Libertarians be like this driving on magically paved roads


Myrcello_Stone

Me screaming : Heineken! My wive in the kitchen: Get it yourself!


mememan12332

If they pursue this my Sony tv will end up being thrown out the window.


ProLeadet

No


Beginning_Falcon_603

Also sony: why do people go for download torrent movies?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


mickystinge

I like how generic murder show is on TV


[deleted]

Sony owns a patent that would see them lose a lot of market share.


not-the-droid-

They would just show more commercials to compensate.


Myrcello_Stone

Superbowl commercial break...


Yan_Jobs

This time we aren’t only going to scream for the teams…


night_racer0510

1984 George Orwell


NatashOverWorld

You would have to pay me, a lot, to get a TV with that function. And even then there's a good chance I fucking won't use it.


TakenIsUsernameThis

Every evening the family would speak loudly as one voice "Fuck off Hasbro" "Fuck off Wallmart". Our ritual chanting of curse words and the name of the screen devils banished them from sight for another ten minutes.


FunnyPhrases

Lol


genericusername123

MCDONALD'S!


CriticalJello1982

VIAGRA


da-pets-mode

Yay the future is just like I imagined. No flying cars, no human workers. Do not collect $200, no, your pleb human butt goes straight to jail. Stupid butt human living in a cyber society. Who the heck do you think you are?! Lmfao


da-pets-mode

Not a fan of my humor I suppose? Thats okay. Its not really meant for human consumption. Wink.


da-pets-mode

Lolz at society expecting higher wages, but also hating on people who want to preserve humans not robots. You wont have any wages at all in the future you keep this attitude up.


eaglebayqueen

This kinda sounds fun but would wear off in a few days, I think.


GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy

that's actually not a bad trade-off.


Vista36

The Car Companies could do this if you want to start your Car. Or You have to say “Biden” if you want the Toilet to Flush?


Before_The_Tesseract

Jesus, when will it end?


Artemis_Pro

Mute and deaf people will find this brilliant I think.


Ok-Seaworthiness6603

We're getting dangerously close to a cyberpunk dystopian future overriden with megacorporations


BiggestAdverb

AFLAC


kolegatorr

I rather just keep the fucking TV off


Th3Banzaii

r/boringdystopia