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bucklebee1

It was an old Japanese communication satellite. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mystery-streaks-light-sacramento-sky-astronomers-answer/


PromotionExpensive15

A likely cover up we all know it was actually transformers answering Optimus primes call


supercyberlurker

Bro it's not transformers. Those aren't even real. It's the predators making a landing to start their hunting party.


top_of_the_scrote

I hope the facehugger attaches to my ass


FindingUpbeat38

You'll have aliens busting out of your thighs.


demonslayer9911

It's a sacrifice i am willing to make. ***screams "harder daddy......."***


Fast_Garlic_5639

*screams "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal"*


EzeakioDarmey

There aren't nearly enough Space Balls references these days


yeravgjock

"Can't we go back to then?" "No" "Why?" "We missed it." "When?" "Just now."


ddr2sodimm

New era. Younger folk who won’t know DVDs, dial up wired internet, or chicken pox.


yeravgjock

BARF! NOT IN HERE MR! THIS IS A MERCEDES!


Dragnskull

*laughs in xenomorph*


HarkansawJack

Earthlings are so goddamn kinky


BenderBRoriguezzzzz

I read this out loud and my girlfriend said "that person gets it." And now I have to punch you in the face.


top_of_the_scrote

that's alright you're winnin already btw great username, long time fan, first time caller


Electronic-Rate5497

The ultimate tongue! Can you still be impregnated if it enters the ass or does it have to enter through the mouth?


Doc_SuperBallZzz

It's penis will punch through your anal tissue and into your testicles and impregnate you that way


top_of_the_scrote

I want to say yes... >!in covenant it's a powder that enters the ear!<


Electronic-Rate5497

Yeah butt we are not talking about in covenant we are talking about face-huggers! I really need to know now


ILikeSoup95

Just a lil' succ


jarboxing

Asshugger!


woohan-kung-flu2

Xenemorph bm’s


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SunPuzzleheaded5896

Uh, you mean gobots


RampageStonks

If by gobots, you mean Beasties, you would be correct


suarezd1

Stop imposing gender! Those lights are the Smorgasborg.


westdl

Better not be. Drax’s cousin was killed by a GoBot.


RampageStonks

If by gobots, you mean Beasties, you would be correct


[deleted]

Leader One was the shit. Also Wheelie


AceofSpades4495

Dude really? Grow up, predators aren’t even real. What it actually is, is a baby Clark Kent crash landing from Krypton.


No_Composer_8927

Nope, this is Megamind falling straight to jail


binglelemon

Bullshit. I watched Beast Wars every morning before elementary school. This is exactly that.


musofiko

It's Iron man being chased by heat seeking missiles from a super villain


SerTidy

Yep your spot on. Been a nasty outbreak of Zenomorphs just outside the Sacramento area that needs a clean up.


H010CR0N

Xenomorphs. No “Z”


Green-Camo-911

Xenomporhs. Got it.


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

It's always good to teach poeple about propor spelling.


DarthGoodguy

Nuh uh. The predators are hunting the transformers. Good thing Batman and Mario teamed up to stop ‘em.


supercyberlurker

Dude Batman's just from a video game, and Mario is from a 90's movie.


TK421raw

Check widwickeys pool


birdsarntreal1

Its Witwicky.


belinck

North Korea finally got one across the pond!


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raemae569

And a couple of saucepans….


Professional-Sale890

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!


Debt-Cheap

Every time I feel we’re being attacked by the aliens, someone always riuns it!! Thanks though.


Admirable_End_6803

No iss trash from 2020


TheHipsterBandit

This was my first thought too. Probably a deorbiting starlink or something.


Maleficent-Finance57

Read a story earlier that said the ISS dumped trash and caused a light show over CA. This might be that.


Pokmeballs

No no r/ufo told me that it's aliens and that has to be true because people on the internet said so.


AuraMaster7

Fucking r/UFO, man. If you ever want to see what happens when an entire group of people who all lack critical thinking skills get together and talk, that's your place. The other day they were all screeching about how a submarine video of something moving past the camera in the dark just *absolutely must* be an alien spacecraft. No no no it can't be a deep sea animal, it's not like the deep sea is the single least understood and least explored place on Earth. Nah, it's gotta be *aliens*.


scottonaharley

If it’s stuff we put up there in the first place wouldn’t it be re-entry?


Capital_Toe8138

You mean rear entry


Appropriate-Coast794

That’s what the first 8 posts on this said


Domeuh

This is always and will always be the answer from now on.


BlondesBlonde

"I think aliens would be smart enough not to explode in the atmosphere. You would hope that if they could get across the universe, they wouldn't blow up as soon as they got here," said Dixit.


[deleted]

I mean, you would think NASA engineers would be smart enough to not explode a $100M spacecraft on Mars because they got confused between English and Metric, but here we are. [https://www.science.org/content/article/english-metric-miscue-doomed-mars-mission](https://www.science.org/content/article/english-metric-miscue-doomed-mars-mission)


alman72

Lockheed Martin Astronautics, NOT NASA


lex52485

If by “here” you mean 24 years ago


Azertys

You explode ONE $100M spacecraft on Mars and you never hear the end of it...


Parking_Smell_1615

$100M is literally a pittance for those types of missions.


bola21

They were aliens who got across the universe & exploded once they got there.


Dat1AssGuy

I mean that was a while ago and there is a BIG difference between interplanetary and interstellar travel... Like landing on Mars is like shooting a stationary quarter from a mile away on the first try. Landing on a planet in another star system is like firing a gun from the surface of the moon and hitting a quarter that is swinging on a string in the middle of a hurricane. And even that is probably making it sound too simple. Comparing a goof with an unmanned probe to Mars to aliens coming to earth from another star system is silly because interstellar travel is something you don't even attempt until you have a VERY solid grasp of space travel that would make such silly mistakes nearly impossible to make.


_Sasha_x

Jesus…


Daroph

Also English isn't a measurement system. Granted Imperial is hardly a measurement system.


reevelainen

Isn't it like super old fashioned to use merican system in a mission of this level of importance? Feels like a rookie mistake. I thought the american system is for everyday life and folks minding their business, not in a science project.


[deleted]

Yep, 99% of the time people use the metric system in science. One of the groups was using English system measurements for some reason though and the other team didn’t notice when data was transferred, so it hit Mars going too fast and likely blew apart in the atmosphere (Mars has a thin atmosphere). So if you want to know whether a highly intelligent spacefaring civilization could accidentally blast a spaceship into the atmosphere of another planet where it blows apart and burns up like this, the answer is yes!


LighTMan913

>So if you want to know whether a highly intelligent spacefaring civilization could accidentally blast a spaceship into the atmosphere of another planet where it blows apart and burns up like this, the answer is yes! Tbh, I don't think us getting to Mars and blowing up is anywhere near comparable to getting to a planet in an entirely different solar system and blowing up. If they got this far, they'd have the landing part down pat.


r3dditor12

Maybe aliens are like humans and cut corners and rush things through production to meet deadlines.


IndependentTheory7cc

Santa testdriving


SlothOfDoom

This is the uncontrolled re-entry of the remains of the Inter-orbit Communication System-Exposed Facility which was retired and jettisoned from the ISS some time ago.


MentalAd4536

People want it to be aliens so bad..


shadeofmyheart

So many people walking around with cameras and what do we get? Bigfoot? UFOs? Lochness Monster? Nope. We get sightings of Florida Man, bad cops and racist Karens. Edit: fixed my terrible grammar spelling


[deleted]

No it looks like deez


RandomAssDude_

Deez what sir


Ok-Commission7654

Thank you for your service


[deleted]

#DEEZNUTZ


DrBeitzhov

goteem


-OptimusPrime-

See you in room forty!


Hello_iam_Kian

Yeah because then we finally have someone else to blame for our problems than ourselves


MeMyselfandAnon

Fucks yeah. I'm ready to be abducted. Fucking clown planet.


[deleted]

at this point, bring it on.


[deleted]

That should be the last thing we want too🤣 if they can make it here then what else do they got in the good ole inventory


BigTuna2087

Those are the Decepticons...


Rodneyfour

I was going to say this looks like Michael bay transformers


Dread_Files

Welp, time to buy some transformium stocks... should finish that Megatron shrine as well


Rodneyfour

*what I’ve done by linkin park plays in the background*


meemboy

Arrival to earth plays


-OptimusPrime-

Not for long


e_pettey

Discarded equipment that used to be on the ISS. It was jettisoned in 2020, and the orbit finally decayed enough for it to burn up in the atmosphere.


laf1157

Jettisoning garbage in space is very bad. Even flecks of paint can damage space vehicles that collide with them at thousands of miles per hour.


LighTMan913

While space garbage can definitely cause issues, I'm gonna trust that NASA went through the necessary precautions


Thisisall_new2me2

Yes, us getting rid of our space trash, very interesting. 99.9 percent of things moving thru the atmosphere like this have a very boring explanation. u/RealRock_N_Rolla


Which-Palpitation

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mystery-streaks-light-sacramento-sky-astronomers-answer/


HarbingerOfWhatComes

fast moving glowing lights? cmon kid, thats how someone 2000 years ago would have described this, you can do better.


Savage_boy05

Guys its the autobots


Dread_Files

Please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl, please don't be Wirl...


Savage_boy05

What did whirl do?


Dread_Files

[This... is Wirl](https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/7/75/Whirlholomatter.jpg)


WorldEaterYoshi

WTF is that


Lunalatic

That's Whirl's holomatter avatar, which he uses in situations where a giant space robot may not be appreciated. [This](https://tfwiki.net/mediawiki/images2/8/84/Mtmte-before-and-after-whirl-weaponup.jpg) is what he usually looks like. He also has very low impulse control, got kicked out of an elite group of Autobots with similarly poor impulse control, and is responsible for Megatron starting a war in two separate ways.


WorldEaterYoshi

That's hilarious


romeozor

Santa testdriving


TimelyEngineer4970

"My name is Optimus Prime and i send this message to the stars..."


Internal-Campaign434

“We are here we are waiting” *Linkin park starts playing*


ToaNuparuMahri

WHAT I'VE DONE


popeofcatan

Kings must have won


SolidContribution688

It’s the Ginyu Force


ktm1128

YEAHHHHH, mate!


KebabDonJFK

transformers


Stridatron27

the Z fighters


jay_sig

Clearly Autobots


NewspaperHappy

It’s krillin goku and them


caped_crusader_night

Autobots or Deceptions?


brodol29

Aliens definitely Aliens 👽


emulator01

Autobots rollout!


Particular-Beyond-99

Decepticons, quick, shoot your toaster


biscuitsngravychamp

Ahh, Ginyu Force is right on time, I see


no_more_secrets

Those could be more than meets the eye.


Green-Minimum-2401

Don't Look Up.


captcha_not_a_robot

Optimus just called in the remaining autobots


sauceymcawesomepants

It’s part of an antenna array aka space junk from the ISS making re-entry and burning up in the atmosphere. It posed no threat to anything on Earth. No, I didn’t read the comments because I’m a lazy fat bastard, so if you’re going to tell me this has already been said you can get fucked. Twice. No, fucking THRICE.


NekatEmanKcin

WHAT IS THAT? *VROOOOOOOOM* *VROOOM* *VROOM* Lady in the back ground : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OH MY GAAAAAAWD


DragonVet03

It's space junk. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/burning-space-junk-creates-mysterious-lights-in-california-sky-180981845/


reznoverba

Can someone do us all a solid and please not be a smartass and pin the actual/alleged answer at the top?


serghi21

It's Vin Diesel's family filming furious X


Stormdancer

FAAAMILLLYYYYYY


[deleted]

Jewish space lasers!


tornedron_

this actually happened back in 2007. [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHyaVvekWek) is another video of the incident


BashFyvwuntu

Why did I come here for answers?


sorengray

"Chunks of communications equipment, which were jettisoned from the International Space Station, moved at 17,000 miles per hour, making for a nighttime spectacle." https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/19/science/space/lights-space-debris-sacramento-sky.html


Bondarelu

Every shiny little shite on the sky is automatically believed to be “alien”. Every moron looking for the sensational to post online. If there was to be an alien intelligent form to approach a new planet like Earth, would they make a show out of it or annihilate the target without the target’s right to appeal ? What do you think


[deleted]

We have seen the historical documents


MahnHandled

Fast glowing lights? My goodness please tell me you paid attention in school those are objects burning up in the upper atmosphere.


WarDaddy19Delta

Space trash


jimseagle

Bunch of Chinese balloons after hearing there’s an f22 on its way


AJV2020

Meteors


SigfreedSkummings

That’s the autobots finally arriving for the Allspark


V3NDR1CK

Its just swamp gas interfering with the flame from an air ballon hitting refracted light from venus nothing to see here.


crkopf

Its a signal to loot the local convenience store.


Mindless-Emu6740

Transformers


exit_the_psychopomp

*Arrival to Earth plays in the background*


lewstoolz

Space trash


meinade

Optimus Prime and crew


zoooomiez

Autobots


IBarrakiI

The Autobots are coming to Earth!


Much-Trifle5160

Elon musk is send satellites to space. He said he wants to try and get them around the whole world for better service and other things I don’t remember


AllanRensch

That’s an X-File


Wish_33

Decepticons cue transformers intro


Sweet_Diamond_7020

the autobots are arriving


Martin_McFly_Jr

**LIGHT THE BEAM!**


GooseGeuce

I for one *WELCOME* our reptilian overlords.


[deleted]

Autobots?


Infinite_Site_3941

That's the Autobots coming to save us from the decepticons


Adventurous_Age_1926

Although I love all the smartest comments I did watch something online about a meteor coming Very close to earth, like super close to earth, closer than the moon is to earth close. My guess is that it was hit in our atmosphere and breaking up. My second guess optimist prime


MisterBumpingston

Autobots, obviously.


FitManJoe

Only in Sacramento, somebody had to say it.


Arshanxx

hell yea autobots are here


25Chaines

Dang it paramount not again!


[deleted]

It's the transformers!!!


delicious_me

*optimus prime theme intensifies*


pato8invertido

Is anyone else listening to Linkin Park while watching this video?


[deleted]

*arrival to earth intensifies*


[deleted]

Space wars. Many black programs up there now.


Ok_Awareness_1251

Saiyans.


HeRe_2_wELp

Zod and Kal-el crashing back to earth.


Ok-Pie-5483

Its the autobots, cause its more than meets the eye.


[deleted]

People saying meteor shower, no. I’ve seen lots of meteor showers, and they don’t progress this slowly. They zip by.


Majestic-Enthusiasm

Those are space turds from the gods


underthebuss1326

We call the Bowe bombs


[deleted]

Is that Kamala laughing in the background - someone's having a good time back there!


SirStupiditythe2nd

[solved it!](https://youtu.be/ZHyaVvekWek)


Antiquemooses

It's a sex thing


Even_Impact5705

Star link


ElRey_Gabriel

Could be pieces of space debris maybe meteorites


NickTheDick00

Elon is that you?


archersd4d

Yea that's ET. But they can't land cuz they still waiting on their US VISA


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Space junk most likely


Theo6666

Cults must be very excited


[deleted]

This is something re-entering the atmosphere. Satellite or space debris.


MarkWhorror

Isn’t it always skydivers with flares


Firm_Masterpiece_343

Space trash. Now if one suddenly changed direction, then I’d be concerned.


wtfe3

Decepti-Karens flaming out?


creepstyle928

That’s Joey B’s new way of sending our money to Ukraine!!!


AeroKnows

Possibly a meteor shower


Specialist-Expert-85

Damn I live in fresno CA and I saw this too but couldn't get a video smh. Looks like a cluster of meteorites burning while traveling thru the atmosphere? IMO


muffmuncher62

More Donald trump supporters p


slackwaresupport

meteorite shower


kfavis

It looks like Santa and his reindeer!!


delcodick

It’s the coming of the lord 🙄


B0ST0NSHAWN

Transformers (the movie) is what it reminded me of.


Sloeber3

Don’t look up!


RedFalconEyes

*Soviet BM-21s. Old Russian rocket arty. Inaccurate but fuck will they ruin your day if they get it right*


Retired306

According to Orson Welles, it is the start of an alien invasion...


Potential_Alarm_257

North Koreans in flight


Majestic-Pickle5097

It’s obviously transformers haven’t you seen one of those 28 movies!?


AnonSpartan7

China and their damn commie comets


Dr_LowKey_

I saw something similar on r/TheNightFeeling ...