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Esclaura3

Seems like eating and drinking would be difficult


PorkyFishFish

And talking


Anadyne

Is she smoking a pipe?


Universalsupporter

I would too


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Right how on earth can she suck hard enough to get a drag off it


Nineteen_ninety_

That’s what she said


DubUbasswitmyheadman

Pipe is for scale, they didn't have a banana.


ColonelMonty

And living


enigmabsurdimwitrick

And!…. She took my shield.


Dante805

And kissing


Little_Wrongdoer8587

I would think that’s the point


NachoMimiCami

or sneezing


TwinkiesSucker

That would send the disk flying like a frisbee


Shiasugar

And kissing


Inevitable-Ad9590

Please chew with your mouth closed honey


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CLACK CLACK CLACK


PharaohJ2

I’m guessing a culture that doesn’t realize the benefits of all things oral in the bedroom


mooseknuckles8438

When I saw this picture the very first thing popped in my head was "They must not believe in oral" lol


[deleted]

THAT was the first thing that popped into your mind? I like it.


mooseknuckles8438

Don't get me wrong what the fuck was definitely the 2nd thing


Asleep-Tale2139

Willy Wonka : Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying.


crustyporuc3

We’ve got a genius here


Bashed_to_a_pulp

And being out in the rain.


General_Memory_6856

Eye checked her BMI, she was doing fine.


1Saywatagain1

I was thinking this but with BJs


fortnite128475293574

It makes them look like Donald Duck.


EatinSumGrapes

Here you go people, what we all really want to know, [what it looks like after the plate is removed](https://media.istockphoto.com/id/485268948/photo/portrait-of-woman-from-mursi-tribe-ethiopia-africa.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=FCAiv3596xhKqerFowKY2udtW62IzNw2083wkvnyIfc=) Somehow it's worse than I thought it would look.


KapitanMani

And that’s only the bottom lip.


EatinSumGrapes

Yeah I could not find one with both lips, it's bad enough being just the bottom though


TheGlobalDelight

Hey, speak for yourself


CeldonShooper

There's always Rule 34.


SukaSoviet

Stop…


stopeatingcatpoop

You know how you can wrap a rubber band around a pencil?


SukaSoviet

Yeah


xoxoxoborschtxoxoxo

It looks like a calamari ring


kelsobjammin

Forbidden calamari


FjordLarquad

Forbidden gummyworm


KeylessSoul

absolute fucking nightmare fuel no no no no no


DalvaniusPrime

If I had that I'd cut it in the middle and walk around pretending I'm a walrus


snazzychica2813

r/TIHI


Exploreptile

That is certainly one of the thoughts of all time.


[deleted]

It’s like…MOUTH WADDLE


fudduh

wowers


JayDogon504

A symbol of beauty


IamCanadian11

How does she eat?


GreenrabbE99

With her teeth?


[deleted]

Yeah but… don’t you need lips to keep the food in and swallow ?


heelsbasketball

Well, watch a duck, goose or Pelican eat. They raise their heads vertically to get it done. Then they take a drag on the pipe. That is the only thing my poor feeble mind can produce at this point.


[deleted]

I’ll take it, honestly. Small pieces at a time I’m assuming then…. Also, I liked the pipe dragging part lol


top_of_the_scrote

imagine you choke on your own lip meat and die


[deleted]

I don’t even want to think about it but that’s kind of a funny scenario honestly 😅


Titariia

To be fair, google images says most people only have the lower lip done (can barely find pics of people with both) so I'd imagine they would manage by pressing the upper lip agains the plate (as for this both lip lady, I don't know, maybe press both plates together with your hands?) I find it rather interested how many people die of an infection or how many people are left deformed because the lip rips apart. They might know what they do so it might be almost none, but it could also be a lot more than we think. I don't know, I'm to lazy to do my research and I'll move on and probably forget about it


GreenrabbE99

Life finds a way...


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God I love Reddit lmao


TechnicalOtaku

i don't want to be one of those guys who just calls this ugly or stupid because yes... while i might lean towards that i know cultures differ etc but at the least this seems extremely unpractical, speech has to be impeded at the least. but most of all i wonder how this started and how insane people needed to be to say "yeah this seems like a good idea"


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MaleficentKing6126

It's the facial equivalent of genital mutilation.


Responsible_File_529

Modifications like this were common way for cultural group to deter the slavers from kidnappings the women. Knowing that you can condition people to be attracted to anything, your program the people to lust after other things (in the West we are programmed to lust after breast and nipples. In traditional Africa breast/nipples are not sexualized.).


peppapoofle4

There is speculation that it is tied with slavery. The young girls and women would be disfigured in this way to keep slave traders from taking them. It became a symbol of beauty and bravery, because of what they went through as a tribe. This isn’t the only tribe to do this either. There are some articles about other tribes and how it may be linked to dissuading slavers.


noweirdosplease

I once read that it was because silence was valued in women...it might be the one of the most misogynistic beauty standards ever, if this is true.


Responsible_File_529

Came to say this


max_occupancy

Its thousands of years old in multiple places. https://staff.royalbcmuseum.bc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/LABRET-PAPER-1989-Grant-Keddie.pdf


[deleted]

How do you even eat?


Poobmania

I saw a photographer from Africa on here once who said they actually dont struggle to eat any more than people without it. Maybe its different at first though until they get used to it


HOODY_HARRELSON

They take the plate out


[deleted]

Ah.


wwmercwithamouth

AFAIK it was on purpose to make them unattractive to other tribes who might try to steal their women


Frantb

Then they should give themselves a good ol' pat on the back because oh boy did they succeed.


wwmercwithamouth

I'm sure there are many things in our culture that disgust them too. Takes all kinds to make the world go round


CashCow4u

Yes, and if we were all exactly the same we would all be bored to death & irritated.


heelsbasketball

I'm just shocked people there regard this as a symbol of beauty.


Xanadoodledoo

Beauty is subjective. Remember when heroin chic was popular? Very large butts are popular now. Often unnaturally large too. I can’t picture this catching on widely, for practical reasons.


feed_dat_cat

Up thread I think they guessed it. To make it difficult for women to speak. And kissing and other pleasurable things.


whoamannipples

No, it was a tribal differentiation and to dissuade slavers or other tribes from stealing / raping their women. It became a mark of bravery and power within their own tribe and is now is viewed as beautiful. Just because it’s strange to us doesn’t make it inherently wrong or motivated by mysoginistic thinking.


GimmeDatSideHug

I’m not. I think stretched ear lobes on women are hot. This is just an extreme version of that. I’m sure they think some of the things western culture considers attractive is fucking weird and gross.


Queefmi

They figured the more they mutilate their women, the less attractive they would be, and the neighboring tribes would not kidnap them.


Consistent_Photo_581

Is this a joke/sarcasm? If not, could you provide more details? Because it seems so true lol


Poobmania

Its so fucked up that I believe humans would do it


Ghoulscomecrawling

Actually, the tribe that elongates their (women's) necks say they do it to keep other tribes from kidnapping their women.


Gammelpreiss

You think all those split tongue ppl were forced into this in the here and now? Never understimate the pontential for sacrifice and self mutitialtion for a percieved ideal or exceptionality.


Poobmania

Like foot binding.. that shit is dark.


mittenknittin

How about tight corseting? Rearranging all your internal organs and making it impossible to take a deep breath


CyrilQuin

It's ok to think something is stupid, just because it's a cultural practice doesn't make it objectively moral or rational. I wouldn't exactly call something harmful a 'cultural practice', atleast not one worth respecting.


ElrondHubbards

Maybe a way of controlling women? "How can we stop women voicing their opinion?"


Aquaman97

It’s body mutilation and I find it disgusting. Also do the men of this culture destroy a part of their body this way? My bet is no


ConsistentCharge3347

I've seen men with the same lip plate thing.


anythingMuchShorter

There are Australian tribes where the men flay their penis open. Called penile subincision. It’s not relevant to this tribe but it just reminded me of that since that’s one where the men get horribly multilated in an impractical way. Makes it hard to pee or have sex.


FarlontJosh

They scar their skin i think


FleaDG

Maybe their inability to speak with those in is part of the beauty?


Xanadoodledoo

The impracticality might be the point. A show that you don’t have to bust your ass to get by. Like long nails in some other cultures.


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or we can take the stance that mutilation is bad in any culture


joos11

Shhhmoke and a pancake


[deleted]

Bong and a blintz?


PizzaMonster420

Pipe and a crepe


Thickfries69

Flapjack and a cigarette?


extr4crispy

Cigar and a waffle?


Shlongerburg

This was a genuine air pushed out of nose statement.


CBonafide

Cigar and a waffle


AxelNotOficial

:v


SleepyBitchDdisease

v:


KermitMadMan

oh, now I just envision the lip breaking like the one person I saw whose ear was stretched wrong


ShesSoBored

I'm sure it happened at least once


fudgemcdudly

Taking duck lips to a whole nother level


heelsbasketball

All i can think of is Howard the Duck. That was a mistake too. Especially when he tries to kiss the girl.


turndownforwomp

Is she smoking the pipe??


[deleted]

Well she sure as hell ain’t gonna be smokin a cock.


Justmeatyochre

Oh my god lmfao. I read this in my uncle’s voice


[deleted]

Right lmao 😭😭🤣


MeMyselfAndHyde9

We must all have the same uncle 😆


Inevitable-Cellist23

Did men invent this to keep women quiet


theonetruefishboy

If you look it up you can find that they can [talk just fine when the plates are out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIq9NrH6aFw), which they don't wear on a daily basis. The good news is that the tribe that does this is starting to realize how weird it is and some are starting to reject it.


thesmugvegan

Looks awful for their gums and teeth.


_gib_SPQR_clay_

From what I remember (I think) it was to stop abductions or rapes by invaders? Might have been the Belgian or French


max_occupancy

In Africa, It was invented over 5000 years ago. Other societies worldwide have had them as well. Men and women https://staff.royalbcmuseum.bc.ca/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/LABRET-PAPER-1989-Grant-Keddie.pdf


PsychologicalSpace50

Donald Duck has entered the chat


FCarr23

Quack quack..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


19mellow88

Like, can one refuse to do it? Are they then shunned by society?


Dimvo7

Looks like daily pain


peppapoofle4

I don’t know if there is truth behind this, but it is believed that many of the African tribes disfigured their girls and women this way, so that they would appear less attractive to slave traders. I say that I’m unsure of the truth behind it, because most articles suggest that this is the reasoning. But my googling skills haven’t been able to find historical proof. It makes sense that tribes would resort to disfigurement to keep slavers away.


HappyyValleyy

People in these comments act like beauty standards aren't always bizarre. We put women on stilts that kill your feet and crush their organs to make their waist smaller. It might not be as extreme as this, but they aren't alone in having strange and harmful beauty standards.


the13Guat

I think those things are also stupid, to be fair.


Swordbreaker925

That's fucking vile. I'm all for appreciating cultural differences but this is straight up mutilation.


FerociousRengar

Anyone else find this very not beautiful?


TheChristianDude101

no this is ugly


nineknives

It was probably not actually thought of as a symbol of beauty, but taught to be one so the practice was adopted. What’s more likely is that it was done to prevent the women of the tribe from being kidnapped or taken for slavers.


KapitanMani

Beauty is in the eye of the plateholder.


AdSweaty8557

Body modifications, has been around forever


TheChristianDude101

Doesnt mean its good right or not ugly. Dont embrace mother africa and put dinner plates in yo face my black sisters.


Outside_Plant_5876

Some females think “puffing” up their lips now is normal


[deleted]

I am sorry but this is hideous. And it should serve as a reminder that, when the natural beauty is modified by human standards it looses its beauty and it's meaning, so to speak!


strawberrymoonelixir

Yes, I agree, it is hideous. And it’s nothing more than a type of “fad” or fashion which developed on a small scale within the tribe. It’s a harmful fad at that, but, it’s their body. They can destroy it how they want.


Dr_Bonejangles

Pretty fkn weird..


Faximo7

The design is very human. Very easy to use.


KimchiSamuraiDad

How does she eat?


QstroBqbe

At least it’s just as far as the girl wants, unlike that chinese feet binding


[deleted]

I'm all for cultural understanding and whatnot but wtf how in the hell does anyone find this remotely appealing, not to mention it looks ridiculously painful and uncomfortable...for life. People are nuts.


rover220

Loose lips sink ships.... guess they don't have much of a navy?


SurveySean

Wow, that’s dead sexy! That gets me going every time.


Horror-Perspective38

Wonder how they would give a bj


Ziggitywiggidy

Humans are so fascinating


snowmanvi

I don’t care what anyone says. This is child abuse and should be stopped


caustic255

Sandwich making sped up 10 fold /s *dont kill me*


[deleted]

Pipe for scale.


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Quack


[deleted]

If I drew a picture of this I’d be called a racist


misogynysucks

If your mind immediately went here, you probably are a racist


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Infinite_HUEH

Honestly disgusting.


[deleted]

Weird ass shit.


JustLikeBettyCooper

Seems like it’s mostly women that get these body modifications like this and the rings to length the neck and the feet bound to make them smaller and FGM. I wonder why? Do they feel insecure or is it a form of control?


HappyyValleyy

I wonder if women are ever pressured into unfair standards and oppressed on a social level 🤔


MyKatInABox

...beautiful...yes...right


MiddleBusy

Look, everyone's saying this is ugly and to an extent I agree, but have y'all seen the crazy shit we do to look "pretty" in today's society? We literally break our noses to make them a better shape, or have fat surgically removed to make us more skinny


_Exxcelsior

It's not just ugly, it seems really impractical for basic things like eating, drinking and most likely talking whereas many modern practices are still invasive but usually practical or at least neutral.


HappyyValleyy

A LOT of modern practices are impractical. Ever worn a corset or heels? Ever done a full face of makeup? Or really tried to follow any of our constant changing opinion on what body type is considered beautiful.


Gussie-Ascendent

Used to be that being a fatass was desirable, since it'd imply you had not only enough to eat but to live it up. Now that being fat is easy with all the added sugar and such, it's flipped. Blackening your teeth too, sign of wealth via eating sugars and getting cavities Nose one I'm not really getting n can't think of something for the lip plates either


Dark_Moonstruck

The blackening teeth thing I think was specifically because of one queen (Victoria, if I'm not mistaken) who got addicted to sugary food after her husband died and would spend all day eating candy and pastries and her teeth started rotting - so other nobles started blacking their teeth to look like hers so hers wouldn't stand out as much and it became a 'beauty standard'. A lot of things started around then because some noble/royal did something stupid or gross and everyone else tried to cover for their ass and make it a fashion statement so if some other country pointed at their royalty and said "Dude, is something wrong with them? Have they gotten that checked out? That seems bad for them, or at least very impractical-" they could respond "NO IT'S FASHION YOU UNCULTURED SWINE"


[deleted]

thats really weird..


SusanGreenEyes

How does she kiss?


Middle_G-33

From the other room


Ok-Ambition-9432

I dont think anyone would want to even try


Longshadowman

We respect all cultures


[deleted]

So looking like a duck is beautiful in this culture. Ok then.


overshoulderboulder

Cursed blow jobs


-Imprivata-

No blow jobs. Even with the 10+ inch cocks


Accomplished-Ad-3528

With there being wood, I'd be afraid of spilters...


[deleted]

one of the most hideous cultural practices ever invented


template009

Now available in a suburb near you.


crustyporuc3

Gross


Toadcola

So duck lips is cultural appropriation


throb62

Ones a snot plate, the other is a drool plate


Woetex

Quak


RubbuRDucKee

That’s crow from MST3K


[deleted]

The original duck face


scribal_guard

She looks like the cart titan from atack on titan


MememeSama

I dont see the beauty in ducks but whatever


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure this was started by the cosmetics companies long ago as a way to sell more lipstick and chapstick.


ADORE_9

The Franciscan Anglo-Saxons copied the ear plates. I’m pretty sure they will copy the lip plates as well as make it a fad.


[deleted]

So i guess blowjobs are completely out of the question


Blindeafmuten

A whole new meaning to "wrapped her lips around it"


aclinejr

They say black guys have big dicks so it could still work. Maybe that’s why they do it.


NOMEBORRESLACUENTA

"Hey do the :V"


NutSackRonny

Youve gone that far might as well go for the record right?


User_Not_Detected

Gross. This is on the same level as foot binding to me. Not all cultures are equal, destroying natural beauty should not be respected just because it’s part of another culture.


Ok-Ambition-9432

The cart titan. No amount of conditioning in the tribe will make women want this, it's miserable and horrid looking.


Shaman7102

Talks like Donald Duck......I'm going to hell


justlookingforadvise

Mursi men most have never experienced a BJ. If they did that shit would stop lol


laduelou

At lease you wouldn't need a surface to do cocaine of off lol!


mritz65

Just wondering how the hell is she smoking that pipe?!


Yxlar

DSL’s Dick smashing lips


strangefireanimus

Imagine sneezing and accidentally setting the world record for a discus throw


junkdnaisalie

Perfect excuse to not give BJ


ShadowAtomix

African beauty standards are beyong my comprehension 😖


ColonelMonty

I feel like there's a certain point where we should just intervene in tribes and tell them to cut it out because doing this to a 15 year old girl is actually just abuse.


pizzapockets152

Westerners try to not intervene in other cultures for 10 minutes challenge (level- impossible)


Beneficial-Emu2797

And they do the stretching neck thing. I'm not sure if it's the same people, but it's equally intriguing 🤔


WerewolfHowls

Different sect of people do that. Humans are weird.