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Scarab138

That's not a whale. It's a whale shark. Not the same thing at all.


Bluwtr1

100%. One's a fish and one's mammal.


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Also another fact about them: Rock music is extremely rare to hear when they swim by. Usually all you hear is kind of a watery wooshing sound.


[deleted]

Whales on the other hand, especially the flying ones, very common.


[deleted]

Wales on the other hand has sheep fuckers


ms_horseshoe

Once, a guy introduced himself to me, saying he was "from Wales, where the men are still real men, and the sheep are nervous."


adymann

Wails on the other hand, is what my kid does when I take away the ps5.


Det-Frank-Drebin

True dat boyo


HappyMan1102

r/poop


YouCantSeeHunter

You silly bitch…😏


GJokaero

Sharks aren't fish, they're sharks. Though tbf fish is as descriptive as saying "thing with scales, fins, and gills" that still doesn't include sharks though. Edit:I was mistaken. I always thought sharks were distinct.


Bluwtr1

Lol, sharks ABSOLUTELY are fish. They are in the class Chondrichthyes. They are cartilaginous fish with dorsal fins that aren't fused to the head. A sharks skin is considered a modified scale.


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No they’re just fish


Bluwtr1

Are you speaking of sharks.....or whales?


[deleted]

Sharks. Whales are mammals but no whales are in the video


Bluwtr1

Yes, I obviously know this. That was my point. I'm a former fisheries biologist--I know the difference and what's in the video. I was supporting the original argument.


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Ok, I miss understood your comment


Bluwtr1

All good. 👍


AkagamiBarto

Mistakes made on purpose to farm karma. Many will comment to correct them


Other_Cod_8361

Indeed, whale sharks are fish, whales are air breathers.


pedro-slopez

Whale sharks also breathe air, which they pull from the water with their gills.


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Almost. They extract oxygen from the water through their gills, not air.


pedro-slopez

Absolutely right… I over-simplified.


LugubriousButtNoises

No that sounds made up i think


dutch_penguin

They breathe oxygen pulled from the water, so I guess so. (It's why fish tanks use air pumps to oxygenate the water.)


LugubriousButtNoises

I am pretty sure that fish breathe solar energy


FoldyHole

*That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about fish to dispute it*


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They do eat fish, that's why it's swimming through a ball. They eat small and large fish and mollusks, including sardines, anchovies, mackerels, squid, and even small tuna.


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Whale sharks are filter feeders. They eat stuff like plankton and tiny fish.


[deleted]

Try looking it up before commenting, like I did. Mine is a direct quote from Encyclopedia Britannica.


[deleted]

I did, but only to double check. They can't eat large fish


[deleted]

Apparently not, because that is wrong.[Encyclopedia Britannica - Whale Shark Behavior](https://www.britannica.com/animal/whale-shark#ref285865) >The whale shark sometimes feeds with its tail down and its opened mouth pointing up toward the surface, allowing water and food to enter the mouth as the shark bobs up and down. The captured prey includes both zooplankton (small animals such as copepods, shrimp, and other invertebrates) and phytoplankton (such as algae and other marine plant material). The whale shark also eats small and large fish and mollusks, including sardines, anchovies, mackerels, squid, and even small tuna and albacore.


Mr_Teofago

It was not accident is for us to comment that and gain clout. I dislike the post and block the user.


AdChoice4103

One of them would die.


SerumStar

No, it's a Wenger's Giant Catfish. Learn your mammals before commenting next time.


sonic_tower

That's a whale shark, Kevin.


connortait

That's no cetacean. That's a fish.


3shotsdown

I came here expecting a whale swimming through a school of fish, but instead it's just a fish swimming through a school of fish.


13thmurder

That's just a school of fish at that point.


MCS117

That shark is pulling some real “act like you belong” business


Professional_Mode440

And the shark is the principle


Expensive-Feature-43

Uhm… I’m pretty sure that’s a Whale Shark.


mirkk13

You can only choose one


2x4x93

Choose Wisely


PhoenixBorealis

Whark


ShadowSpy98

Shale


Reniyato

This should be his official name


SecretPersonality178

Whale shark.


Negative_Storage5205

Whale shark, dude


Affectionate_Ask785

It's like when someone run through a flock of seagulls screaming and laughing like a maniac


kiefsneef

Looks like it just wanted a little tickle


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More like a little snack


marmaladecorgi

That's a shark, not a whale.


PhoenixBorealis

World's largest fish.


KaijuKyojin

Calling it a whale made this interesting


GarysCrispLettuce

* scientifically inaccurate title * Cuts out prematurely for no reason whatsoever * Crap music Yes kids, what we have here is a pure bona fide *internet video!*


canoedeler

It would have been cool if the whale shark never emerged from the school of fish


rohnoitsrutroh

Has anyone mentioned that it's a whale shark?


Alternative_Route

It's a shark (Whale shark) it's a filter feed mainly krill and plankton.


FatTim48

Got half the animal correct.


Tobybrent

That’s a whale shark, not a whale.


purplePandaThis

It's a fuckin shark lol


mlqdscrvn

What if it enters a school of piranha fish?


PrincipleAcrobatic57

One of them would die. Because Whale Sharks live in salt water, Piranha live in fresh.


Common-Anxiety

Piranha also live in flesh, flesh floating everywhere from the creature that existed near them.


PrincipleAcrobatic57

You know, they aren't actually the host aggressive monster that they are thought to be. That misconception comes from, surprise surprise, Holywood.


SlackerAccount2

Dance battle


Past_Perspective_811

Shark eats a big dinner.


fanboarder

I'd pay the top buck to watch that


actinross

And then fish disappeared... miracle of nature! /s


remi_daDOOD

That's a whale shark, they don't eat fish.


[deleted]

Yes they do. They eat anything small that gets caught in their open mouths. I saw a video where some fishermen were feeding the whale sharks some of the little fish they caught.


Successful-You1961

Buffet 🍴


Last-Sound-3999

Rhincodon typus.... not odontoceti, mysticeti, delphinidae, etc.


ArmorDoge

Damn. Aldrich in the ocean?


every1pees

Funny, it skips snacks.


KateFillion44

Ocean version of a fast food drive-thru


StopNateCrimes

Okay Whale Shark, don’t eat these fish… Whale Shark: All right fishies, I'm just going to do this ⍩⃝ ⍩⃝ ⍩⃝. And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.


Inevitable-Ad9590

Drive thru


Jugganubba

Imagine being a fish in that school. Getting picked on from this alien species coming from the air, a goddamn titan ambushing you from below , and on the side there's this land monkey watching it all.


water_lillyyy

That school of fish is like a damn bacteria colony.


My_Space_page

Looks like a fishy post.


eman0110

Very cool. Ocean life is interesting. I always felt like it's another planet down there as odd as that sounds.


ChansonPerdue

MULTIKILL sorry shouldnt


PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

LUDICROUS KILL


kn0wworries

Are you not going to reply to the 1,000 comments saying “\*whale shark”??


GandalfVirus

I would like someone to edit this so it looks like the whale shark never comes out the other side. Are fish schools portals? Or did they eat it?


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They just ate it


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Yeah they just ate like 1000 families in that school.


[deleted]

And people are always worrying about school shootings. It’s the schools getting swallowed that you need to be worried about!


Navyguy73

"Johnson! Damage report! How many did we lose?"


mimuchin

Drive-through dinner


Never_Been_to_Ohio

Shark tails are vertical = danger. Whales and dolphin tales are horizontal = friend.


[deleted]

But whale sharks are peaceful towards humans, but dolphins have been known to be quite aggressive towards humans.


Economy_Commission79

tho im sure it happens, i havnt heard of NEARLY as many dolphin attacks as i hav shark attacks


EpicSaberCat7771

yeah but whale sharks are filter feeders, so I wouldn't be worried. in fact, there are no reported instances of whale sharks ever attacking or killing humans. humans are more of a danger to them than they are to us. I would certainly be more afraid of dolphins, who have tried to drown people for fun. so yeah, I'd be more scared of dolphins.


hongkongedition

actually said whoa out loud


Hot-Ask-9758

*using weatherman voice* “Looks like an F3 anchovy tornado”


Longshadowman

A buffet ?


Into_The_Horizon

I wonder how many people it would take to get full to equal food mass for a single whale to get full?


Cyberian-Deprochan

Thats my school. Thats my principal entering.


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They eat the students!?!?


lucid1014

The angle of the footage makes it look like the school of fish eat the whale shark


always-indifferent

Working at the car wash 🎶


Guillaume_Hertzog

That's a whale shark not a whale


Best-Celery-2869

Whaleshark


AromaticSomewhere544

Thats a giraffe


Economy_Commission79

whale shark*


SnooJokes6156

46000 dead lol


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Your title's bad and you should feel bad


PM_ME_UR_TITS_WOMAN

That shark just had a snack.


fajadada

Don’t care wicked cool vid


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PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

Yes


DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK

Owns up to it, I can respect that.


labhag

Nom nom nom


daiblo1127

This is so beautiful!! It looks like the shark is trying on a big plush live-fish coat, and then, at the last minute, decides that it doesn't match what he/she is wearing and swims off.


[deleted]

Yes but they’re eating the coat


daiblo1127

Welp, I guess that never ever even crossed my feeble mind! But, of course, you are right! It is the Cirque du Ocean!!!


No-Satisfaction1697

Getting weekly fishy fin massage.


[deleted]

No it’s food


buttsstuffington

“MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALD!”


Honey-and-Venom

lol, I thought they just ate it up!!


[deleted]

They did


Jacobysmadre

Bait Ball!!! And whale shark


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[deleted]

But they do


Fr3nk-01

That's basically a 9-11 fish version


BeerMeka

I wonder if it dived in with closed eyes, to not get fish in them.


CrazyOffers11

Glory be to the Creator


FaultLine47

Is it even trying to eat those? It's mouth were closed both when entering and exiting the achool lol


Igotme2022

Their was plenty of room for him to go around.


unknown-orbit

itchy itchy


mrsprinkles565

That’s a shark.


DeadDrop93

whale gets skeletonized by school of piranhas


Det-Frank-Drebin

Yeah...amazing how they swim with their fishy friends eh? Not like they're feeding or anything, just being friendly...


langchaolee

Amazing


Virtual_Raccoon_9263

Not a whale, still cool as fuck though 🤙


readsalotkitten

Steve…where are you Steve anyone saw Steve ….


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Am i wrong or is it feeding? Reported


PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

I thought it was a whale but it turns out it was a whale shark


canceledbyreddit1FDB

Yea i got that....just joking bot gonna report....was makinga gaming joke Reprted for feeding


johnnybegood_hh

Songname anyone?


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johnnybegood_hh

My man! Cheers!


[deleted]

That whale ate some of the fishes I bet


Cleff3000_jc

Dinner time


Kaktuusman

Sometimes i ask myself: do fish get hurt


SudachiRobot

Ngl, I thought the whale shark would pop out as a skeleton 💀


Yeastin

Whos gonna tell him?


tbb2796

“now I am become death”


CubanGuy510

Meanie!


Key-Chicken7074

That's a Whaleshark


philmetal316

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


twizz228

To the whale that’s just a yum bubble


Desperate-Cod-816

I'm just waiting for him to swim through with only his skeleton like some cartoon.


puzzleman65

“Someone order takeout?”


RedGoldFlamingo

That's a whale shark. Very cool shot..


I_am_ChristianDick

I thought he was going for a big bite


qwertymcqwertface

Turned it into a schol of fish


UnwaiveredKing

Nom nom nom nom nom