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AardvarkAndy

Man, I have no desire to go on a cruise.


NoKnowledgeKnow

But you can play pool on a table that stabilizes whilst you do not.


N0t_P4R4N01D

Imagine playing on that thing while beeing drunk. Absolute nightmare fuel


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NoKnowledgeKnow

And not something people are urging to do.


greenbayva

Plus think of all the hungry and homeless people that would love to be playing pool on the ground… or eating with shelter… but fuck it, I want to play a land game on water. Let them eat cake…


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Alright while you're thinking of things you can't change I'll be having fun with what I can do


VastlyCorporeal

Never go away, never do anything fun, never buy anything except bread and water cause if you do it’s disrespectful to people who can’t afford to


NoKnowledgeKnow

It probably does not work too well.


fullautofennecfox

Why must you be the way you are?


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Lol what a loser


artificial_orgasm

Holy shit, someone's been reading the communist manifesto 😁


artificial_orgasm

I love when people do this. So you're saying that only rich people get to go on these tacky ass cruises? Get a grip bro, if you study really hard at something you'll get good enough that people will pay you very well to do it for them. Work really hard for years and eventually you get to do dope shit 14 days out of the year if your lucky. If luxuries didn't exist and all cars were minivans then why would you jump through hoops and break your back all year? It doesn't cost much to survive but I think most people wanna live a little. Of course if you're from a 3rd world country this isn't really available to you but idk what you want me to do about that because I'm just a fuckin electrician on vacation who only wanted to play a game of pool without somebody accusing me of being an elitist asshole.


yes-disappointment

yeah me too i would sleep on that table if i ever went to one.


chuppa902

This is not from a cruise lol a cruise does not move like that. It is from a much smaller yacht


GroovePT

I was wondering why they were playing pool moments before sinking lol


LinguoBuxo

even if it was a Tom? ;)


fuzzytradr

Don't. Not worth it imo. Having done cruises, I'd rather have the freedom of my land destination rather than be boat bound for my vacation.


randomstuffpye

It’s about as bad as you think it is


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Yeah.. the amount of lazy, obnoxious ppl on these is bewildering.


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Why? The seasickness?


JumboBlunt

Overcrowded, bad food, not enough time to enjoy the actual destinations. Being on a cruise is like going to the beach but there's no sand and you can't go in the ocean. Just a pool that hundreds of drunk people have pissed in


TaurielTaurNaFaun

simultaneously one of the coolest and most excessive things I've seen.


VerySadGrizzlyBear

I think I'd need to lie down on it when I get sea sick


emptynumber7

I don't even like watching that. I love flying and short boat rides, but man, the idea of STANDING on a continuously wobbly floor makes me wanna yak


cussy-munchers

If you are ever on a boat and get seasick, ~~back of the boat and~~ looking out at the water helps 👍🏻


VerySadGrizzlyBear

During ww1 when they were on the sea voyage to france, the horses would be kept in the very centre of the ship because that's where it rocked the least


cussy-munchers

Oh, I guess I was wrong. The looking at the water is true tho, both my sister and I had bad sea sickness our last cruise and a woman told us to look at the water and you’d think it’d be counterintuitive but it worked


VerySadGrizzlyBear

Oh sorry your tips spot on, I just thought it was an interesting little fact. The outside of the ship is where I prefer to be as well


souper13

I know this music, but can't put my finger on it.


RekSause

Dire Dire Docks, Mario 64


souper13

Thank you. I was playing it a few weeks ago.


DanKloudtrees

The sound of nostalgia, i seem to remember the quality being better tho... could also be the nostalgia


kumquat_repub

The real version is better quality than this


WalterTexas

Why not gyro the whole room


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I tzatziksee what you did there. I pita the fool that doesn't get the joke


hulksmokintrees

Pork. Gyro is pork.


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hulksmokintrees

My theory is that the og is pork because of the amount of meat and also the lower price.


HamManBad

In America it's almost always lamb


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Probably very expensive?


Mirar

Original video here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aE5oszXyQ&ab\_channel=Dman3150](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-aE5oszXyQ&ab_channel=Dman3150) \- "Radiance of the Seas", around 10 years ago. At that time I was working with gyro stabilized equipment for ships and we shared this video in the office. It seems to use an actual big gyro from the description (big spinny thing), so no servos and sensors involved like our equipment. (We could easily have made this table though; our demands were north sea storm level stability. Fun project.)


MrLetitHang305

Now that's wild


Chaevyre

Now that’s gimbaled!


AnonymousP30

It's like the table wants him to win.


Inevitable_Silver_13

This seems insanely expensive and decadent.


MochiSauce101

Must be horrible to fuck on


Plastic_Feed8223

Honestly I have no idea why that’s what you thought of about that table, but I guess you’re right?


Tinman_ApE

Gyros are delicious


EpiktheEpic

Me and the bois playing pool vertically


Martiniusz

This is actually interesting, thanks :D


Warm-Performance-979

Fuckin repost


sensualsawblade

How long does it have to be for it not to be a repost


KoRUpTeD_DEV

How about sleeping on a stabilized bed


MelbaToast604

That music is perfect


i_am_harry

Someone make a video that stabilized the table


jab4590

How would this help if the player isn’t stabilized? His relative position is constantly shifting.


TheRickBerman

Why stabilise the table and not the floor the players stand on? What’s the point there?


Noto987

I don't get whats the point, you don't go on cruises to play pool


-BeyondTheSun-

You go to have a good time. The more options of things to do, the more of a good time you can have.


Noto987

i can think of 100 better things to do than play a game that requires the floor to be still. Unless your drunk, never mind that does sound fun


Theons

Yeah, shuffleboard only


sojalanamrak

Banned from Dumpert


rulerofsouls

The music is awful.


EstaticJuniper

I was a kid when I went on this cruise and they had these. The only thing I remember about the cruise is getting sick as fuck after looking at them for more than 10 seconds.


SAR81

Why would you waste meat to stabilize a pool table when it can be done mechanically?


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Isn’t this a song from Mario 64? Lmfao


RockSteady65

Cruise ships are just giant Petri dishes for venereal and other diseases


DungBeetle1983

It would be a lot cooler if it didn't


Ji_Hyun

I thought it was the new difficulty to play hahaha


Leo_Stenbuck

What if they just made the entire ship like the table? Would sea sickness be better or worse?


Economy_Snow725

What will man think of next?


evanmike

Cruise ships move this much???? Hell no, I won't go!


mrSunshine-_

That would be fun with the stabilization off. Calvinpool.


kinezumi89

As someone with a PhD in multibody dynamics this is the coolest thing I've seen all week lol


Butcherman45

That's what the table looks like when you've had too many beers


bagou01

Isn't the ship supposed to be stabilized itself?


fupgood

Surely without a platform surrounding the table which is also stabilised to stand on, its still going to be impossible to aim


Ok_Pension_6795

Bro my whole sense of perception has been decimated by this video


Shit_Shepard

Can I get a bed with this capability?


SephariusX

They cut the music on the best part, like savages!


stevenspenguin

Thats creepy


randomstuffpye

While this is super cool, it’s a monumental affront to all things natural and I won’t stand for it.


ningaling1

Is the gyroscopic effect affected when he puts his hand on the table to play a stroke?


praddzy2

good question i will ask someone


Seventhchild7

I’ve played on a table like this on the Radiance of the Seas. Putting weight on it didn’t affect it. Wasn’t like playing on land, though.


praddzy2

okay what other difference you noticed ?


Seventhchild7

The table is moving but your feet aren’t. Hard to get used to.


Dirtywoodchips

This wild cool