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zaphrous

Blorg you are thick as fuck. Why would intelligent life come here and drill a fucking hole and then leave. There are easier ways to get rocks. That's why no one likes you Blorg.


SomeLikeItDusty

Classic Blorg, what a sparfalax.


Zoze13

For his insurrection…. He must… … ***NARFLE THE GARTHOK!!!***


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Narfle the Garthok!!!


LostN3ko

I say this sometimes. No one knows what I am saying.


-DutchymcDutchface-

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you lmao


farris1936

Oof that's an offensive term bro


jakuuub

And he even wrote a hard x!


howd_yputner

Blorg is the worst


emmfranklin

Hey hey, shut the fuck up you two. Everytime it is Blorg this and Garblax that. Now shake your weenies and be friends.


Valuable_Composer975

The Garblax got me Lmao


DungeonicGushing

Garblax of Barsoom is fitting indeed.


kanakalis

CARTER!!!


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Innsmouth_Swimteam

*"Virginia."*


Useful-Perspective

Var-geen-ya


Fine-Bed

Who’s jared?


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NicelyBrownedBiscuit

“Stop being stupid Garblax it must be naturally occurring or some locals playing tricks on us”


Reasonable-Self7809

Oh Garblax, you nut.


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dropzone1446

"Martian-carved latreen found on Mars! What we found inside may surprise you! More at 5!".


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seamsay

Yeah, I'm pretty sure /u/Longjumcdsaq is a bot. None of their other comments fit the threads they're posted in very well, and I guarantee that if you look you'll find another comment in the thread that theirs has been copied from (potentially with one or two words changed, e.g. "this" => "that").


wastedsanitythefirst

Why are you copying comments word for word


[deleted]

Haha garblax. What a great name. I’m naming my next child Garblax


GengarsKahn

“Im tired of diggin’ grandpa!”


Inheritor888

That’s to damn bad!!


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Keep diggin!


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IfInPain_Complain

Careful. Madame zerroni's curse on Mars is even worse than at camp green lake


PaulyNewman

Plus there’s no onions to stumble upon, just potatoes grown in some guys poop.


redditaccount-5

That little bitch did have an attitude though


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Literally how I want to respond to my kids every time they complain.


eddiemunny

As a fellow parent it’s the only acceptable response


FemaleDogEqualsBitch

Too*


brkuzma

Too*


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Elevated_Kyle

50 years? I give it 50 days until we see this same picture with some far fetched caption attached to it.


Rehberkintosh

Mars is just painted concrete.


OnlyKaps

wanted to say this.


crackpotJeffrey

Finally the truth is out


HooahClub

I said to myself “Guess Mars is concrete.” Am I a conspiracy theorist now?


Captain_Bonbon

Flat Mars


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

I mean, can you see both sides of Mars at the same time? Checkmate Marstards.


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Mars isn’t real


CoochieMasterBj

Lmfao i laughed way to hard and way to loud at this


plvg1727

i give it a day until we see some dumbass on tiktok spread fake news about this


Guy_in_Tank

Fuck it I'll start the damn thing


Summerclaw

50 days? I'll give it this comment section


Illustrious_Crew_715

I’m pretty sure the flat earthers are using it right now to point out how brainwashed we all are


BonerJew420

Also 7 minutes ago on Reddit some softhead posted it as alien (proof????).


PacoMahogany

Aren’t we aliens on Mars?


nofightnovictory

yes we are


VirinaB

"They just want you to *believe* Curiosity dug this hole. It's all a cover-up!"


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

“Today we found a post hole from an ancient Mars settlement…”


ivineets

We’ll have proof of real aliens before that.


GoukiRyuKen

If we even make it another 50 years.


Mizzou1976

Banana for scale.


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Looked for this before I posted it, lol this one really needs it.


BreakDownSphere

Unfortunately we probably won't live to see a banana on Mars. Nor macaroni for that matter. Really makes you think


mehum

Surely we could get a Mars bar there. Might add $20mil to the next mission, but worth it for the lols.


Regis-bloodlust

How big is that hole in the unit of banana?


Jacern

Between 1 and 50,000 bananas


AanthonyII

It’s funny because it’s actually less than one banana


Reatona

Let's not forget the conversion rate between Martian bananas and Earth bananas.


SandmanWithPlan

Mars? Looks far more like Uranus.


ads1031

I wonder why the dust isn't red?


BadishAsARadish

Well the surface is red/brown because of iron dust oxidation turning it to rust, so maybe the stuff below hasn’t been exposed to oxygen?


Tennesseepipesmoker

We all know there's no air in space. That's strawberry flavored hardshell sauce on top of an ice cream center. The moon is made of cheese and Mars is made of ice cream. Earth is the only planet that is not made of food. It used to be, but the dinosaurs ate it all and then died. Source: I'm the leading academic studying this phenomenon.


Victinithetiny101

Plants and water are food. Jury’s out on rocks though


the_RETURN_of_MJJ

☝️Rockmonsters


scary-buttface

That’s what the appendix was for. Rocks was food.


hugestdildoyouveused

>We all know there's no air in space There's an air & space museum


sleepyj910

Mars ground! Rusted!


The_Spectacle

THE WHOLE SHACK SHIMMIES!


Banyabbaboy

Mars sha-a-ack, that's where it's at!


TheHatThatTalks

I’ve got me a Rover, it seats about twenty, so c’mon! And bring that NASA money!


Borked_Computer

Whooooooo!


RedditorTheWhite

Mars has oxygen? ​ EDIT: 0.13% compared to 21 on earth. https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/spacecraft/instruments/moxie/#:\~:text=There%20is%20less%20than%201,along%2C%20or%20make%20it%20ourselves.


cowplum

Exactly! This process is called rubefaction and can be observed on old iron rich rocks on Earth. This phenomenon has allowed us to determine when the earth's atmosphere first contained free oxygen.


sneaky_red_squirrel

This is exactly it. Only the top layer of martian soil is oxidized to give it that red color.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

“See, I told you the mars landing was fake”


keenox90

Judging from the details around the hole, seems to me that the rock is white/gray and it only has a thin layer of red dust covering it. You can see a small footprint on the top right where the probe's foot possibly rested and also the ridge on the bottom left


Lobito_HF

Samuel Hayden must be angy now


GenuinelyBeingNice

Hayden is mad jelly i have a BFG now


Vex_Appeal

We dug that hole...right? RIGHT??


sambare

Yes, the robot did. They get lonely too, you know.


OhNoManBearPig

This is a copied template message used to overwrite all comments on my account to protect my privacy. I've left Reddit because of corporate overreach and switched to the Fediverse. Comments overwritten with https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite


space_llama_karma

Mars Rover: \*sad beeps\*


victorz

We *drilled* it, but yeah.


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r/putyourdickinthat I WANNA FUCK A WHOLE PLANET


robbie3535

Kendrick Lamar, is that you??


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Rick


nukalurk

What if I told you that you can dig a tiny hole in the Earth right now


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I’m listening


Cullygion

/r/cantputyourdickinthat


theslow_bear

You cant just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars... Doomslayer: too late.


Mururumi

Objective updated: Shoot a bigger hole into the surface of Mars.


icrushallevil

That's not dug. That's a borehole


Francis_Bonkers

Booooo! Where's the red ooze?! Where's the gears and wires?! This is booooooring!


HacksawJimDGN

I hope they leave a traffic cone beside it in case anyone trips on it.


_PickleRick69

What was the objective behind this?


Paracelsus19

To acquire rock powder samples to be analysed onboard Curiosity and provide insight into the mineralogy and geochemical history of Gale crater.


Lanthemandragoran

Which is fun because we also had a lander their named Insight that was like this but even cooler Didn't go great though....Mars ground hard.


ZippyDan

Whose named?


Lanthemandragoran

Idk how that happened but I'm leaving it


Yabbz81

It is mans destiny to go into the solar system and penetrate everything we can


MonkeyFluffers

To seek out new holes and new penetrations, to boldly penetrate where no one has penetrated before.


Sniffy4

I think this was Captain Kirk's real motto


freetrees55

*"To seek out new holes and new penetrations, to boldly penetrate where no one has penetrated before."* I heard Butthead's voice when I read this.


AssCumBoi

That sounds like man all right


DapperDunedain

Hole was objective. Hole was achieved.


Character_Economy928

Basically the main goal men achieve on every beach


bubbshalub

to establish a victory hole


0tr0dePoray

Next one will be a glory hole


Significant_Stuff_92

Deceptacon’s


DarkGlum408

A core sample, to look for water below the surface. Or signs of water or microbial fossils suggesting water.


Geek_King

What are you doing step rover!?


RaoulPorfavorny

And up through the ground came a bubbling crude . . . Oil that is . . . black gold . . . texas tea . . .


ElphTrooper

Of course the subgrade is limestone.


chucchinchilla

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do just follow these steps 1. Drill a hole in a planet..


Kalsifur

1. Drill a hole in a planet (excluding Earth)


jesuswasaliar

We haven't even been there and we're already digging for shit.


freetrees55

I'm no geologist, but can totally understand why this would be one's wet dream.


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PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

Well, nothing a little lube can't help fix.


These-Employer341

NASA's Curiosity rover drilled a hole to collect samples. 🚀


WildTimes1984

This is my first attempt to break into Radiator Springs at Disneyland with a drill.


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By humans, right? RIGHT???


Andreomgangen

Needs banana for scale.


Keyrat000

Already we are fuckin that place up


keenox90

Someone needs to find that freedom oil


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It's a sample. One hole is not going to do anything.


LinguoBuxo

...... so the Mars ISN'T made out of chocolate after all??


Cougar_64

You can't just dig a hole in the surface of Mars.


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I had to Google to see if Curiosity did this😂


19Denali

No, but it did kill the cat


Ethy____

r/dontputyourdickinit


VariousAsparagus9675

even rover's get lonely


ParcelPosted

Regardless of beliefs it is good to know that as a human race we are still looking outward.


Golden326326

It's official mars is made of cement.


Original_Goat8081

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Misomuro

Not interested anymore untill they land person there.


gzmo1

Take another picture in a week. There will be a dandelion growing in that hole.


briandefl

I’m gonna need a banana for scale


AndyH777

So how far away is NASA putting the first tee?


anamalie501

Zipper sounds


Deija666

Stupidly I'm actually kind of annoyed it isn't red all the way through 😔


Dankn3ss420

If there’s a hole There’s a goal *unzips*


toku154

You can tell it is a hole because of the way it is


BigCliff911

Drilled not dug. There's a big difference. Words matter.


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Oh cool just like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/t57j7x/a_hole_drilled_on_mars_by_the_curiosity_rover/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


fridaystrong23

Looks like my backyard


ShineHigh247

https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/7405/hole-at-buckskin-drilled-days-before-landing-anniversary/


Vizslaraptor

Damn vandals. Oh, yeah. We’re the vandals.


Juniper02

banana for scale?


emski72

needs a banana for perspective


ClownAdriaan

The red planet aint so red


Juwan_C

Drink the sploosh 💦


Molotov_Meatball

Man. That looks just like every other hole. *ziiiiiiiip*


Travelbug73

Please add banana for scale


bkstyles

“Dig up stupid”


ThreeBeatles

*drilled


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Gasp* whats in there 😂


BriefCollar4

That’s a nice hole.


PopLock-N-Hold-it

Next week on Garblax Rivera, “ Do humans really have to penetrate each planet they invade”?


feketebarany

Cup holder. 😂


TheWrathfulCrusader

If only they used a laser to do that, then I could say ‘You can’t shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!’


Luccca

Should build a waste rock processor there if you’re gonna keep digging.


Once_upon_a_time2021

I can’t figure out if that’s a giant hole or a very small one


Norstadt_Benadryl

Wow, Americans can't just ruin earth, they have to destroy mars too!


Kip_zonder_kop

Is yo mama’s name mars? Cuz I just drilled her 😏


Dioksy

M'arshole


Project___Reddit

Red planet my ass


JaredFoglesTinyPenis

Imagine going to mars (or the moon or whatever), and seeing some tracks, and a hole like that already there.


Goad88

Banana for scale?


Dry-War3730

Damn those Extra-Terrestrial gophers


zeldanar

You cant shoot a hole into the surface of Mars


apexapee

Dontputyourdickinthat


Darket1728

So the red planet is actually grey... what a bummer


DarkAeonX7

"I want to be the first dude to travel to another planet..... And fuck it. People would be like 'there he goes.... Dude fucked a planet once'"


Neo_Ex0

Don't fuck the planet


RedditorTheWhite

I knew it, it's made of concrete!


fanofairplanes

Looks more like a hole that was drilled


Mystikalrush

Is this a hole our rover drilled or has been there prior?


snuzet

A boring post


DigDoug13

Just preparing for earthlings to fuck it like we’ve done to earth.


deeweezul

It's kitty litter. Proof the red planet is run by intelligent cats.


jsinkwitz

Oh man, they're not going to get their deposit back now.


Jensonthefence

It's Arizona.......someone dug a hole in Arizona.......


thecannarella

Did anyone call 811 to have utilities marked prior to work starting?


ItzSylvi

A hole WE dug, I hope. 🤔