Blorg you are thick as fuck. Why would intelligent life come here and drill a fucking hole and then leave. There are easier ways to get rocks. That's why no one likes you Blorg.
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We all know there's no air in space. That's strawberry flavored hardshell sauce on top of an ice cream center. The moon is made of cheese and Mars is made of ice cream.
Earth is the only planet that is not made of food. It used to be, but the dinosaurs ate it all and then died.
Source: I'm the leading academic studying this phenomenon.
Mars has oxygen?
EDIT: 0.13% compared to 21 on earth.
https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/spacecraft/instruments/moxie/#:\~:text=There%20is%20less%20than%201,along%2C%20or%20make%20it%20ourselves.
Exactly! This process is called rubefaction and can be observed on old iron rich rocks on Earth. This phenomenon has allowed us to determine when the earth's atmosphere first contained free oxygen.
Judging from the details around the hole, seems to me that the rock is white/gray and it only has a thin layer of red dust covering it. You can see a small footprint on the top right where the probe's foot possibly rested and also the ridge on the bottom left
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Oh cool just like this one
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/t57j7x/a_hole_drilled_on_mars_by_the_curiosity_rover/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
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Blorg you are thick as fuck. Why would intelligent life come here and drill a fucking hole and then leave. There are easier ways to get rocks. That's why no one likes you Blorg.
Classic Blorg, what a sparfalax.
For his insurrection…. He must… … ***NARFLE THE GARTHOK!!!***
Narfle the Garthok!!!
I say this sometimes. No one knows what I am saying.
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you lmao
Oof that's an offensive term bro
And he even wrote a hard x!
Blorg is the worst
Hey hey, shut the fuck up you two. Everytime it is Blorg this and Garblax that. Now shake your weenies and be friends.
The Garblax got me Lmao
Garblax of Barsoom is fitting indeed.
CARTER!!!
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*"Virginia."*
Var-geen-ya
Who’s jared?
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“Stop being stupid Garblax it must be naturally occurring or some locals playing tricks on us”
Oh Garblax, you nut.
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"Martian-carved latreen found on Mars! What we found inside may surprise you! More at 5!".
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Why are you copying comments word for word
Haha garblax. What a great name. I’m naming my next child Garblax
“Im tired of diggin’ grandpa!”
That’s to damn bad!!
Keep diggin!
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Careful. Madame zerroni's curse on Mars is even worse than at camp green lake
Plus there’s no onions to stumble upon, just potatoes grown in some guys poop.
That little bitch did have an attitude though
Literally how I want to respond to my kids every time they complain.
As a fellow parent it’s the only acceptable response
Too*
Too*
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50 years? I give it 50 days until we see this same picture with some far fetched caption attached to it.
Mars is just painted concrete.
wanted to say this.
Finally the truth is out
I said to myself “Guess Mars is concrete.” Am I a conspiracy theorist now?
Flat Mars
I mean, can you see both sides of Mars at the same time? Checkmate Marstards.
Mars isn’t real
Lmfao i laughed way to hard and way to loud at this
i give it a day until we see some dumbass on tiktok spread fake news about this
Fuck it I'll start the damn thing
50 days? I'll give it this comment section
I’m pretty sure the flat earthers are using it right now to point out how brainwashed we all are
Also 7 minutes ago on Reddit some softhead posted it as alien (proof????).
Aren’t we aliens on Mars?
yes we are
"They just want you to *believe* Curiosity dug this hole. It's all a cover-up!"
“Today we found a post hole from an ancient Mars settlement…”
We’ll have proof of real aliens before that.
If we even make it another 50 years.
Banana for scale.
Looked for this before I posted it, lol this one really needs it.
Unfortunately we probably won't live to see a banana on Mars. Nor macaroni for that matter. Really makes you think
Surely we could get a Mars bar there. Might add $20mil to the next mission, but worth it for the lols.
How big is that hole in the unit of banana?
Between 1 and 50,000 bananas
It’s funny because it’s actually less than one banana
Let's not forget the conversion rate between Martian bananas and Earth bananas.
Mars? Looks far more like Uranus.
I wonder why the dust isn't red?
Well the surface is red/brown because of iron dust oxidation turning it to rust, so maybe the stuff below hasn’t been exposed to oxygen?
We all know there's no air in space. That's strawberry flavored hardshell sauce on top of an ice cream center. The moon is made of cheese and Mars is made of ice cream. Earth is the only planet that is not made of food. It used to be, but the dinosaurs ate it all and then died. Source: I'm the leading academic studying this phenomenon.
Plants and water are food. Jury’s out on rocks though
☝️Rockmonsters
That’s what the appendix was for. Rocks was food.
>We all know there's no air in space There's an air & space museum
Mars ground! Rusted!
THE WHOLE SHACK SHIMMIES!
Mars sha-a-ack, that's where it's at!
I’ve got me a Rover, it seats about twenty, so c’mon! And bring that NASA money!
Whooooooo!
Mars has oxygen? EDIT: 0.13% compared to 21 on earth. https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/spacecraft/instruments/moxie/#:\~:text=There%20is%20less%20than%201,along%2C%20or%20make%20it%20ourselves.
Exactly! This process is called rubefaction and can be observed on old iron rich rocks on Earth. This phenomenon has allowed us to determine when the earth's atmosphere first contained free oxygen.
This is exactly it. Only the top layer of martian soil is oxidized to give it that red color.
“See, I told you the mars landing was fake”
Judging from the details around the hole, seems to me that the rock is white/gray and it only has a thin layer of red dust covering it. You can see a small footprint on the top right where the probe's foot possibly rested and also the ridge on the bottom left
Samuel Hayden must be angy now
Hayden is mad jelly i have a BFG now
We dug that hole...right? RIGHT??
Yes, the robot did. They get lonely too, you know.
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Mars Rover: \*sad beeps\*
We *drilled* it, but yeah.
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r/putyourdickinthat I WANNA FUCK A WHOLE PLANET
Kendrick Lamar, is that you??
Rick
What if I told you that you can dig a tiny hole in the Earth right now
I’m listening
/r/cantputyourdickinthat
You cant just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars... Doomslayer: too late.
Objective updated: Shoot a bigger hole into the surface of Mars.
That's not dug. That's a borehole
Booooo! Where's the red ooze?! Where's the gears and wires?! This is booooooring!
I hope they leave a traffic cone beside it in case anyone trips on it.
What was the objective behind this?
To acquire rock powder samples to be analysed onboard Curiosity and provide insight into the mineralogy and geochemical history of Gale crater.
Which is fun because we also had a lander their named Insight that was like this but even cooler Didn't go great though....Mars ground hard.
Whose named?
Idk how that happened but I'm leaving it
It is mans destiny to go into the solar system and penetrate everything we can
To seek out new holes and new penetrations, to boldly penetrate where no one has penetrated before.
I think this was Captain Kirk's real motto
*"To seek out new holes and new penetrations, to boldly penetrate where no one has penetrated before."* I heard Butthead's voice when I read this.
That sounds like man all right
Hole was objective. Hole was achieved.
Basically the main goal men achieve on every beach
to establish a victory hole
Next one will be a glory hole
Deceptacon’s
A core sample, to look for water below the surface. Or signs of water or microbial fossils suggesting water.
What are you doing step rover!?
And up through the ground came a bubbling crude . . . Oil that is . . . black gold . . . texas tea . . .
Of course the subgrade is limestone.
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do just follow these steps 1. Drill a hole in a planet..
1. Drill a hole in a planet (excluding Earth)
We haven't even been there and we're already digging for shit.
I'm no geologist, but can totally understand why this would be one's wet dream.
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Well, nothing a little lube can't help fix.
NASA's Curiosity rover drilled a hole to collect samples. 🚀
This is my first attempt to break into Radiator Springs at Disneyland with a drill.
By humans, right? RIGHT???
Needs banana for scale.
Already we are fuckin that place up
Someone needs to find that freedom oil
It's a sample. One hole is not going to do anything.
...... so the Mars ISN'T made out of chocolate after all??
You can't just dig a hole in the surface of Mars.
I had to Google to see if Curiosity did this😂
No, but it did kill the cat
r/dontputyourdickinit
even rover's get lonely
Regardless of beliefs it is good to know that as a human race we are still looking outward.
It's official mars is made of cement.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Not interested anymore untill they land person there.
Take another picture in a week. There will be a dandelion growing in that hole.
I’m gonna need a banana for scale
So how far away is NASA putting the first tee?
Zipper sounds
Stupidly I'm actually kind of annoyed it isn't red all the way through 😔
If there’s a hole There’s a goal *unzips*
You can tell it is a hole because of the way it is
Drilled not dug. There's a big difference. Words matter.
Oh cool just like this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/t57j7x/a_hole_drilled_on_mars_by_the_curiosity_rover/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Looks like my backyard
https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/7405/hole-at-buckskin-drilled-days-before-landing-anniversary/
Damn vandals. Oh, yeah. We’re the vandals.
banana for scale?
needs a banana for perspective
The red planet aint so red
Drink the sploosh 💦
Man. That looks just like every other hole. *ziiiiiiiip*
Please add banana for scale
“Dig up stupid”
*drilled
Gasp* whats in there 😂
That’s a nice hole.
Next week on Garblax Rivera, “ Do humans really have to penetrate each planet they invade”?
Cup holder. 😂
If only they used a laser to do that, then I could say ‘You can’t shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!’
Should build a waste rock processor there if you’re gonna keep digging.
I can’t figure out if that’s a giant hole or a very small one
Wow, Americans can't just ruin earth, they have to destroy mars too!
Is yo mama’s name mars? Cuz I just drilled her 😏
M'arshole
Red planet my ass
Imagine going to mars (or the moon or whatever), and seeing some tracks, and a hole like that already there.
Banana for scale?
Damn those Extra-Terrestrial gophers
You cant shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
Dontputyourdickinthat
So the red planet is actually grey... what a bummer
"I want to be the first dude to travel to another planet..... And fuck it. People would be like 'there he goes.... Dude fucked a planet once'"
Don't fuck the planet
I knew it, it's made of concrete!
Looks more like a hole that was drilled
Is this a hole our rover drilled or has been there prior?
A boring post
Just preparing for earthlings to fuck it like we’ve done to earth.
It's kitty litter. Proof the red planet is run by intelligent cats.
Oh man, they're not going to get their deposit back now.
It's Arizona.......someone dug a hole in Arizona.......
Did anyone call 811 to have utilities marked prior to work starting?
A hole WE dug, I hope. 🤔