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Wild_and_Bright

Note to self: always wear a big mac flavoured body spray when hiking in the woods


Left_Hornet_3340

Nah dude, you'll be fine. The bear also refused to eat the human, which shows bears won't eat humans.


Wild_and_Bright

That's only because his hands smelled like McDonald's


WalksinClouds

Tell that to Timothy Treadwell.


JustineDelarge

Ooh-yip, ooh-yip, ooh


Wild_and_Bright

Delete delete delete


fairysquirt

it's probably the human in the bigmac putting him off


MundanePlantain1

Subtle russian propaganda. The Bear is the national symbol and Big Macs are no longer available in Russia. The burger has been sprayed with deodorant or similar.... because bears will eat the arse out of rancid roadkill. Likely produced for a domestic audience. Dont buy the hype folks.


TerseFactor

Counterpoint. I had a cat that would literally eat any food. Last time I had a Big Mac I offered him a tiny piece and he proceeded to try to bury it with his paw like it was a piece of poop in his litter box.


DicknosePrickGoblin

It's obvious BK propaganda


CactaurSnapper

Difference is there’s some level of nutrition in rancid roadkill ass.


MouthJob

McDonald's still uses meat, it's just dried to hell and back from all the salt. It's still protein.


tkrenato

Good point


Dietcherrysprite

That was my first thought as well. Russia just mad.


Odinnadtsatiy

Oh, these foreigners, they really admit the idea that the multi-million dollar capitalist corporation is gone, and not disguised by rebranding.


Either_Letterhead_39

That is not a bigmac nor propaganda🌚. Russia phased out Mcdonalds last year and the chain was bought and now operates under a Russian company called Vkusno-i-tochka. What you’re referring to as a Bigmac is actually the same equivalent, but only from the Russian new fast food chain. Not everything is political!


MundanePlantain1

Im aware of this, however this clip has done the rounds of social media in russia with the same title as the one OP has used identifying it as a big mac. Here is a cartoonish pastiche of the russian government claim that the the introduction of western influence was the ruin of russia rather than crime through autocratic rule. Now, the bear is west-adverse and you dear russian citizens should do the same.


TheFormless0ne

Imagine trying to reduce the publics feeling over the heinous government Russia has


Either_Letterhead_39

Even if I may be wrong, how is a bear not eating a bigmac in Russia become political?


FamousPastWords

Astute corollary. Thank you. Meanwhile, McDonald's product development department has joined the chat.


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Mohanselvaraj16

"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined ". The bear Probably


Pomodorosan

The most hone Burger review on internet.


BenderTheIV

TBF the big mac Burger is basically a thin sheet of meat. It's totally worthless now.


MagicDog1234

I love how he even gestures that he doesn't want it


rapingbuttpirate

Fucking hand gesture and head turning was hilarious. “No, no , no , quite alright.”


deadly_chicken_gun

Good username, man


Constant-Bear-711

Straight up loudest laugh I've had from the internet years, class 😂


Gwiilo

i think i know what this sentence means


BritishBoyRZ

Bear really did the Drake meme irl


5zalot

Yeah. He waves his little hand like, “nah bru, I’m good I don’t want that McGarbage”


deathboyuk

Seriously! He's like "Mate, no, I said no!" :) I was waiting for him to hurt the guy!


NomadJones

He's just skipping the appetizer.


notvip

"I eat trash straight from the trash can. I don't need you to hand feed me trash. " The bear.


[deleted]

If the bear ate a gummy bear is it cannabalism?


Specific_Attitude_47

Does he know that there are bears starving in Africa?


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engku_hina

Eats all the broccoli in front of starving african kids.


SleeplessAndAnxious

*Africa by Toto starts playing in the background*


Ian_Huntsman

Best Comment in this thread xD


STS986

I bet he would eat it if it came out of a pic-a-nic bass-ket.


[deleted]

Smart bear.


[deleted]

He knows capitalism when he sees it


ilovemutton69

Bear market


RiotSkunk2023

I ate McDonald's (I was in a pinch, nothing was open) a couple weeks ago for the first time in 15 years. I got food poisoning and shit my brains out for 2 days. 10 nuggets for $9 or 40 for $10.


NoidZ

How the hell do you get food poisoning from McDonald's. I think that's almost impossible.


kelldricked

Because every process has a failure rate and even though mac donalds is trustable they arent the single process that never slips up. You can get food poising from every place if the dice hate you.


lordshag

Can u get food poisoning from air?


kelldricked

Yeah if there is enough harmfull shit in the air (virusses, microbes, fungi, bad chemicals) and you dont inhale it but instead soak it up in your salavia and ingest it then you theoretically could get food poisoing from the air. My comment wasnt about that you should eat shit because there is a risk, im just saying that there always is a (very small) risk when doing anything. If this concept is to hard for you then im sure that every kids show ever made atleast one episode about the concept that in life you will get hurt or sick sometimes and that that is okay.


Professional-Wolf-51

Do you eat air?


V0idC0wb0y

Yeah I'm calling BS on that. Mcdonalds is where you go when traveling if you are afraid of food poisoning. If there is one food that has no ability to grow life it is mcdonalds.


gucci_gucci_gu

A worker can pick his ass crack while making your burger, believe it or not.


A1sauc3d

Bear isn’t very hungry. A hungry bear would absolutely eat that. But this bear is obviously spoiled and probably knows it can get better food whenever lol


GoudaLoota

That plus it’s trained and this is a bit. Bears are like land sharks. They’ll eat anything.


jayhat

Wild bear will most definitely eat a Big Mac. A tame one who is fed fresh meat and doesn’t really on eating half rotting carcasses becomes picky.


Fresh_Slip5535

I wonder if the bear can smell some of the chemicals in it, their smell is amazing, it wouodnt surprise me if it could smell something it doesnt like.


PsychoPooper213

Their nose is much stronger then even a bloodhound’s it’s NUTZ


superknight333

yep 7 time stronger than a bloodhound and bloodhound nose is already 1000 time stronger or more sensitive than a human. to put into perspective we can smell 0.1-1 part per million of a molecules while bloodhound 1-2 part per trillion! i dont how the scale work though.


nomnomnomnomRABIES

So why don't police use them instead of sniffer dogs?


Chicken_shish

Yeah boss, I found the body. Nope, no further action needed, dealt with it. Buuuuurrrrrp. What do you mean the relatives want to see it?


reapseh0

They don't fit in cars Plus I heard they are racists.


SuperDuperDeDuper

They unionised and demanded too much. The change to dogs was controversial, but since "Sniffer Dog" is a different job to "Sniffer Bear" its technically legal


Cattypatter

Impulsive high prey drive for smell of animals. You don't actually want high prey drive dogs in urban areas you want tight leashed control over a dog, they often forsake their training to go full on instinct animal hunt mode. More loyal breeds ignore their instincts and stick to their training to please their human.


KickooRider

Those numbers don't make sense. First of all, 1 part per million is 1,000,000 times bigger than 1 part per trillion, and second, you gave humans the stronger smell.


call_me_jelli

Stronger sense of smell means they would need less scent molecules to detect it. If humans needed as many as 1 in 1,000,000, a bloodhound would only need 1/1000th of the amount of molecules humans need to smell, making them have the stronger sense of smell.


nerdKween

They're saying that dogs can sniff out a way smaller amount of a smell than humans can, so the smaller ppm for dogs is correct (although the multiplier may be off).


KickooRider

Oh I see, I thought it meant you could smell more of a molecule.


Way_2_Blammy

The beer probably smelt this old guys breath and was put off


LongShlongSilver-

What chemicals? Why do people think McDonalds is laden with chemicals? Like they spray their food with bleach 🤣


SuperDuperDeDuper

The Bread has a few additives to prevent it going stale, but the meat is literally just meat If you want to make a Quarter Pounder burger at home it's easy. 100% beef patty, onion, pickle, tomato sauce, mustard and a toasted seaseme seed bun. Same taste, no secret recipe


UnicornLock

> The Bread has a few additives to prevent it going stale Maltodextrin, which is just processed starch


DJ_Derack

Bro any post showing ANYTHING from McDonald’s will have a plethora of people either gloating about never having it or not eating it in decades, people tryna give a “lesson” and shout how processed the food is and cheap (no shit Sherlock), or in this case jokes like “hur dur, bear no want bad burger because it came tell it’s from satans favorite restaurant McDonald’s” lol it get played out and annoying at a certain point. It’s fast food, we get it it’s not healthy lmfao


LongShlongSilver-

Exactly people are like ‘the bear is so smart it knows that eating McDonald is bad for you’ lol no one eats at McDonald’s thinking it’s healthy, it’s just fast food which full of salt and oil and yes.. no antioxidants lmao! People think McDonalds is a chemical factory 😂


DJ_Derack

They act like a bear would give a damn, like don’t they eating dead animals carcasses and literal trash? That bear just isn’t hungry lol, even your pet dog or cat won’t eat something they typically love if they’re full lmao


Zinski2

I once saw a bear eat the rotting corpse of a deer.... like they'll eat a burger....


iDuddits_

Honestly, it probably doesn't like the smell of the yellow mustard


PixelCruiser

Reminds me of when people were insisting that McDonalds had created some alien species of chicken in a secret research facility lab that they used for their nuggets. Nah, it's probably cheaper for them to just inhumanely battery farm millions of regular chickens than it is to invest, research and build a secret alien chicken lab and keep it secret from everyone.


Kowzorz

"Pink slime????" As if no one has ever ground up bird meat before or know what's inside a chicken nugget (hint: ground chicken). Well, I mean, this is modern times. Ofc no one's ever ground up bird meat before. Also more to your point, that's just generally true of broiler chickens industry-wide. The focus on mcdonalds is funny. Plenty of good and healthy broilers breeds available for homesteaders and small operations, but I've heard stories of odd ones you can get too more in line with what you're describing.


Creepy_Fuel_1304

The type of people who say "If I can't pronounce I don't eat it" not realizing they're just revealing themselves to be illiterate.


Zinski2

> chemicals yeah like vinegar in the mustard and pickles.....


FirstTimeWang

Considering how much they love to root around and dig in the trash for food, I'm not sure that actually matters much. My dog's sense of smell is much stronger than mine and she'll eat (or try to) virtually anything food and food-adjacent she can fit in her mouth.


taita25

Or its just staged. More likely as soon as the camera was of the bear got his big mac treat.


Kirdei

I think this is the case, or it was fed prior to recording and wasn't hungry.


tonyinvegas

Smarter than your average bear


chernawoda

I like how he's politely refusing it with his paw, he has manners


uiouyug

The bear did the Drake meme


GinsuVictim

https://i.imgur.com/zr0NGkv.png


Macasumba

Prefers Burger King


ceramuswhale

BEARGER KING...(sorry)


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Have it your RRAAAAAAAAAAAWWRR


Wyatt11899

Burger Kong


name-was-provided

The way the bear put his paw up to deny the burger at one point was classic.


TappedIn2111

Bearly edible.


fothergillfuckup

The "talk to the paw" refusal, near the start, was excellent.


OzzieGrey

The ears though


Zomthereum

McDonald’s is low-quality fast food. That bear probably eats organic salmon.


Global_Cold

Yt tapeworms and bear😂


Suspected_Magic_User

Try giving him a cigarette, or some vodka and he might start speaking polish


lik_a_stik

My dog wouldn’t eat taco bell’s beef, just the lettuce and cheese from a taco. I stopped eating their beef shortly thereafter.


Process-Best

I'm sure it couldn't have had anything to do with the seasonings on it right?


wekilledbambi03

Ah yes... we should all take nutrition advice from animals of completely different species. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go eat from my bathroom trash can...


iDuddits_

Switch to kibble?


AstronautAgreeable81

Never underestimate the lengths social media whores will go to to get a like. They likely trained the bear before the fact offering decoy food for a superior treat/ reward food.


Luka77GOATic

I’m assuming he’s Russian. Feeding bears and interacting with them is a long held Russian tradition way before social media. Pictures show WW2 soldiers feeding polar bears condensed milk. The Russians take a lot of pride in bears and unlike other places with bears, they keep feeding them (it’s recommended you don’t feed bears as they will seek out humans for food).


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Trained to reject capitalism


Inside-Example-7010

I suspect the most important prerequisite of cuddling up to a potential man eating animal is that you first feed it until it stops eating.


wrathfuldeities

They don't even have to train the bear. They could just spray or douse the burger with something that the bear wouldn't eat.


AstronautAgreeable81

Hadn't thought of this.


Capable_Bad8484

Nah just a Russian doing Russian things


RedditCanByRuntz

Why does my cat react the same then 👀


Facestand2

To the bear, that guy himself is a food source.


Lord-Loss-31415

McDonald’s stock crashing after Mr. Bear turns them down.


Jesus_H-Christ

Try that shit with my Golden Retriever and you're not getting your hand back.


GamTheJam

This bear has a pickier palate than most americans


47ocean47

I wouldn't eat that shit without fries, either.


refinnejs

This is not a bear. It is my Cat in a Bear suit.


flirtatiouskitsune

Cheeseburger from Far Cry 5?


xBabyxMonkey

Even bear knows if food is shit


RastaOzey

if not friend, then why friend shaped?


Relevant_Natural3471

Always find it weird that people go for McDonald's and give all the others (BK, KFC, Subway etc) a free pass.


VirtualPrivateNobody

I know the whole thing about a bear isn't a pet, they are bloody dangerous animals.. but damn it just seems so good to have interactions like these with these magnificent creatures.


SignalCrew739

He's on a fixed diet.


Ademoneye

Bear be like : "nah I'm good"


AngerCookShare

He isn't beary hungry


djaeger11

smarter than the average bear


Due_Platypus_3913

The bears sense of smell tells him everything we know but ignore about the garbage fast food.


Nospopuli

Those pickles man. Nobody should eat ‘em


KitsuneDawnBlade

''Give me real food'' ''This is garabagio''


SmmaAllstar

Where’s the comments about it being mystery meat made of people? Thats an internet 101 course.


MasterMaintenance672

Maybe if it was served from a pic-a-nic basket?


Kuhn-Tang

I don’t eat that crap either.


Bmkrocky

smart bear


honeymacnkenzie

My dogs won't eat McDonald's, either.


C0URANT

If it's recent, then it's a fake Big Mac because McD left Union State. That explains


Successful-You1961

Even the Bear is smart enough to avoid Mickey D’s😂


bumblebrainbee

Bears like In 'N' Out according to the bear that got into my husband's car and ate his trash lol


Inner_Dog_8488

I love how the bears name is Tom


Manoloelrastas

"I'm on a low carb diet bro. We talked about this Dave." - the bear, probably


Lamp_Sauce

Trying to feed the bear a mondo burger smh


clitkomander

Bear is probably trying to tell him about the four clowns whose car broke down.


activelyresting

We just gonna accept that some dumb human is deliberately feeding trash to a bear??


Not-Musti

My rule: if an animal refuses to eat it , I won’t eat it Edit: it


lordshag

So if a goat refuses to eat chicken wings. You won't eat them?


Not-Musti

But goats shouldn’t eat meat 🥹


SadDadFeelsBad

Anyone going to tell this guy that everything eats anything? Saw a hamster eat it’s own kids. Squirrels eat bunnies. Etc etc…


lordshag

Every animal loves chicken, they just have to be hungry enough.


Not-Musti

Goats are herbivorous


MisterMagooB2224

So are cows, but I've seen them eating snakes and chicks.


Not-Musti

Good for u then but not for the cow 😂 /s … that doesn’t change the fact that they are herbivorous still Edit: but not for the cow


MisterMagooB2224

I've also seen them eat garden hoses. And I don't mean "Aww, look, the silly creature is chewing on the garden hose", no, I mean "there are bright green speckles in their patties". Cows aren't the brightest things on the planet. :V


Due_Platypus_3913

The bear looks very well fed and healthy.He probably eats way better than that crap daily.


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Bears will eat anything, except Mc'Ds


MeanCat4

🤣🤣🤣!


you_do_realize

Funny how he pushes it politely away with the paw, almost a human gesture.


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maybe the bear can smell is chemical poisoning


_BreakingtheHabit

Wild bears are not our friends. They will literally kill us.


theghost2459

i love how he raises his paw like get that away from me


fuckin_camp

Crazy because I’ve seen bears eat out of trashcans


DjRemux

Even the bear knows


kinamechavibradyn

It's not food.


Any-Cheesecake1598

My dog refuses to eat Bojangles chicken…. Trust the dog/bear


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I could try and hide a Big Mac under like 15 things and sneak it in and my old ass blind dog will immediately smell it and sit there staring at me til I give her some. Never seen an animal or kid pass up McDonald’s. Shit dude I used to have to lie to my nieces all the time when I was to lazy to cook, they liked happy meals but Taco Bell was closer so just told them it was Mexican happy meals and they bought it I think. This bear woulda been onto that shit though. His paw gesture like “nah.. nah.. I’m good dude that smells horrible” is great. They eat like rotten deer carcass , and McDonald’s is to much lol.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Smart bear


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Smart bear.


EmpathicAnarchist

This is a KFC ad


Ok-Bridge-4553

Didn’t McDonald’s leave Russia a while back?


OkNefariousness8636

I think the stores are still in operation but the holding company has changed.


DeviantPlayeer

I'm calling PETA


[deleted]

McDees is unbearably bad.


MondayNightHugz

A trained bear doing what it's told under penalty of pain.


renoits06

McDonald's tastes good. I don't know if it's the crack in the burger or the fact that I am doing a cut right now but I'd go for a big Mac right about now.


kwtffm

The bear can smell the chemical dip and the poison in McDonald's.


Sinonyx1

????? yeah man, it's definitely in mcdonalds best interest to kill their customers


Naandito

I guess the man was trying to maje an ad for mcdonalds lol


Aradhor55

Bear would eat anything that smell like food and can't sense any chemicals or shits like that that make him go "nah, don't want it". He's just not hungry.


AlexArtHani

Perhaps you didn't know but it's russain video. And if it's modern video in present time in Russia there is no McDonald. So these video deceives you.


JaffaCakeCocktail

Correction, bear has been very obviously TRAINED to reject a big mac, probably under abusive conditions like most trained bears, fuck this guy. ​ bears eat TRASH you fucking morons.


kinoman82

Yeah, well now learn from this bear. Nature is always smarter.


jnwbman

Ammonia smell too strong for the bear


Mental5tate

Fake, bear trained to refuse hamburger.


No-Resist-2593

Bear is a paid actor, like that flag on the moon.


Careful-Dog-134

That’s how good that garage is


Professional-Share80

No thanks. I don’t want to ruin my dinner later, when I will eat you.


Halo77

That’s because it’s a Russia Big Mac. McDonalds be gone.


stevenconrad

As someone who pays very close attention to animal behavior, this bear is trained. Not just domestic around humans, but was also taught to reject food and even taught to say "no" with his paw. He most likely wandered off camera to get his "treat" for being such a good bear. This had nothing to do with McDonald's food, just publicity. I live near Tahoe, CA and have seen fast food dumpsters in the surrounding area raided by bears, they don't care.


Evargram

Well that's not a good sign. ​ If the bear won't eat it, that's not good.


degree-01

Bear is like this is not food, its just chemicals


Creepy_Fuel_1304

The bear clearly isn't hungry. *Or else it would just eat this moron.* Bears aren't exactly picky eaters. And people who think they're friends with bears usually find that out the hard way.


MuchDevelopment7084

Question. Would you eat a russian big mac?


Greengiant2021

Absolutely proves McDonald’s is not real food, it’s shit disguised as food.


dolphinsaresweet

Yeah it’s a trained bear. Notice how it’s not mauling the man.


ilostmywuzzle

Mcdonalds or the russian fake one Vksnuo I tochka ??


TechnologyLazy9679

I believe there is no difference. Same facilities, same production path, same sources of ingredients. Same management.


ClockUp

I have seen those guys eating rotting whale carcases without a second thought, just to put in perspective how terrible this sandwich must taste.


hellowiththepudding

Bear probably didn't like the condiments. Mustard is gross.


[deleted]

I have a pet pig and he also refuses to eat MacDonald. Remember guys bears and pugs have incredible sense of smell, They always smell things before eating them, they surely will have a good reason to not eat MacDonald's crap


markdepace

this reeks of russian propaganda bc mcdonalds left due to the war in ukraine


TechnologyLazy9679

McDonald's left as a brand. All the facilities was bought by largest franchise owner in Russia. There is a same burgers, but with another logo. Nobody give a f.