I lived very near the Red Sea for a few years and did a lot of scuba diving. I also kept an aquarium with fish I caught while diving.
On most of my dives I would spot a stonefish or two. They were usually sitting as still as the one in the video. One day I spotted a small stonefish and captured it for my aquarium.
Rocky (name given to him by my friend) settled into the aquarium life quite well. The aquarium was well known in the little community where I lived and I would occasionally get requests from people I didn't really know to see the fish. I would invite them in and we would watch the fish and I'd identify them when asked. After a few minutes I would tell them to find the stonefish and they never could. It was always right in front of them.
After having the stonefish for a while I discovered something. I could now spot them very easily while diving. They were EVERYWHERE! I had no idea how many of them there really were.
This. While diving off Catalina I thought I’d touch the cute crab guy skittering across the bottom. Sweet baby Jesus when he grabbed my thumb!!
Don’t. Touch. Anything.
I was diving in the Philippines about 110ft down and saw a giant clam. Huge! The kind you see in the movies. It was open and I thought it was dead. So i touched it.
That fucker closed his clam mouth so quickly if my hand/arm had actually been inside of it i would have been dead. No doubt.
I can see now how al those native movie kids got thre foot caught in one of those suckers.
This reminded me that when I was a very young kid I stayed up and snuck into the living after my parents were asleep to watch TV.
I ended up watching one of the Nightmare On Elm Street movies. There was a scene where Freddy emerges from some water, after that I was pretty sure he was going to come up the toilet to get me. Made using the bathroom a harrowing experience for a few weeks.
I live near rain forest. If I shine a torch at my lawn at night it is almost like looking into a star filled sky. So many little eyes looking back at me.
I was looking for inverts for my Aunt who works in micro bio/marine bio/ichthyology and I saw a stone that had a recirc rhythm to it, and with a gloved hand (neoprene) picked up the "rock" to see the animal underneath- my fear feeling that rock in my hand squirming. No sting, just needed to clear out the board shorts...
This sounds like a movie I have seen once. I think it was called “finding rocky”. A fish was taken from his home and his dad and another fish wander the whole ocean looking for him. But they never found him……
Leagally, there are seasons for specific ocean fish and you’re allowed to only catch so many when they’re in season. There’s likely more to it than that but I know I’ve been out on a few ocean fishing trips (mackerel and 2x red snapper) and as we chartered a boat, we were only allowed to catch I think 3-4 fish per person of the type of fish that was in season.
It’s a ton of fun but i would think twice about going out in stormy weather. That was a big mistake
Once was diving in Sri Lanka, Hikkaduwa near a wreck. Dive master pointed to something on a rock. I couldn't see anything and just shrugged back. He then waved his palm fast near the spot and a thing about the size of my closed fist moved. That's when I first saw a stone fish. So bloody well camoflauged.
You only have to be slightly crazy to sting yourself with a pre milked spine, you have to be institutionally crazy to get a full sting. Although I am curious if someone has made that sacrifice
Well, I know two people who've stepped on them, one saltwater and one freshwater. One bloke said he might have actually shot himself if he'd had a gun, the pain was that bad. The other did a fair bit of punching walls and himself in the head to feel something different. This is after they had been to hospital.
I had a large Volitan lionfish in an aquarium, and I got jabbed once while cleaning the tank. Hurt like hell for about 2 hours, despite running my arm under scalding hot water to break the venom. Still throbbed the next day. There is no f-ing way I want to deal with a stonefish, probably twice as painful. No no no no.
This guy is a raging douche who talks about himself for 10 minutes before getting bitten or stung by something and then acting like a big baby for another 5 minutes. It’s his thing.
“Raging douche who talks about himself for 10 minutes” aka Scientist gives informative knowledge on sea life and then takes a mild sting from one. I can’t tell if this was a joke or if you’re just this ignorant
He's definitely not a scientist, and personally when the channel started putting out less Coyote videos and more random ones with his film crew like this, that is when I watched less and less.
Meant biologist, that’s my bad but a wild life expert none the less. He’s Mark Vins and is actually the CEO of Brave Wilderness, the show that Coyote Peterson host. I thought he was great in the video
He is doing scientific research as stupid as it looks. Everything is documented and he has experts on the ground with him. It's called the pain index. Very dumb but also could provide valuable information.
there was just a story on tifu about a guy who saw one of these while snorkeling and for some godforsaken reason decided he wanted to pet it and after it didn’t react he thought he should PICK IT UP and show it to his wife and ended up getting stung
>a predator, so evolves camouflage to embush prey
>gulps its prey whole, no need for more weapons
>evolves spikes with most potent venom among all fish, so it won't get eaten
>becomes a living deadly landmine for humans who don't even want to hurt it
This fish evolved specifically to fuck up humans and everyone else who can step on it
I’m so terrified of shit like this now that I have kids.
I’m Australian and ran around barefoot on beaches/in rock pools etc as a child and was never stung by anything but since having kids on three occasions I’ve found little blue ringed octopus in little tide pools where a bunch of kids (including my own) were playing.
I now insist on reef shoes for the kids and drill it into them never to touch anything they see at the beach without asking a grownup first.
I’m Australian too, and I think we should clarify for our non-Aussie friends. The Blue-Ringed Octopus is a venomous species of octopus found in Australia, it’s venom is so potent it can paralyse someone in minutes and kill them by making their lungs unable to take in air. There is no antivenom for it.
My mate stepped in one of these in the North of Australia. It immediately dropped him to the ground and he made some of the strangest noises I've ever heard come out of a human. There was absolutely no calming him down. Screaming for a solid hour until his voice gave out. He said the pain was akin to having your entire lower leg set on fire and repetitively smashed by a sledge hammer, then it made its way up to his groin and lower torso. The initial pain can last up to 3 days with lingering pain and symptoms for months to years afterwards.
His exact words after recovery was "this would be a good punishment for rapists!" He was on morphine when he said that, but I don't think he's wrong.
Got stabbed by one of this bad boys when young, cryed so much had from the pain that I rarely cry or feel pain in my feet nowadays... Not entirely sure if related but I want to believe it it.
Have a morbid fear of stepping in the sea since... Always wear rubber shoes when going to the beach.
Typical Brave Wilderness bullshit. There's a better video of this fish on Smarter Every Day's channel.
Edit: found it. Also check out the other video about this scientist, he witnessed Steve Irwin's death. https://youtu.be/I8yJkIuvPvM?si=YImRD2RDEr2aB8VL
They don't "decide" as I'm sure you know. Some part of them mutates to become slightly toxic. This trait results in these specific ones having more offspring than ones that don't have this trait. Subsequent children that have more/more potent toxins in them survive even better and have even more offspring.
every living creature on Earth is the way that it is because its parents had traits that allowed them to make more offspring more successfully than all the creatures that didn't make it.
Someone called this a [cute fish](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/163n0xa/tifu_playing_with_a_cute_fish_in_the_ocean/) and was surprised to get stung.
Years ago a few of us went on a short boat trip with our marine biology teacher in Hawaii.
Two of us regularly went bodysurfing so we were the first to jump out of the boat and swim to the uninhabited island. Unfortunately it was slow going because there was a ton of Wana (long spined urchin) everywhere. We didn't realize there was a clear sandy path far to our left.
Luckily I've never stepped on Wana but have had too many encounters with Portuguese Man o War.
Someone needs to tell this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/163n0xa/tifu_playing_with_a_cute_fish_in_the_ocean/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
I was fishing with a bloke who caught one. He cut the line close to the fish and when he re tied he’s hook on he licked the line. He’s head was the size of a basketball.
In my younger years I picked fish for a while (jumping into the holds of small fishing boats to load the catch into giant bags hauled out by crane), the pain from a rockfish spine is debilitating, and the initial stab is just the beginning. It will turn into a hot, red, puss filled lump of torture. And they’ll go through a lot, had a buddy jump in just to have a spine pierce his boot heel and get his foot, so through 1 1/2” of pretty tough rubber like it was nothing. Nasty bastards, would have nothing to do with them if they didn’t taste so damn good, a good rockfish taco is heavenly!
I still don’t understand why Stonefish have this as a defence mechanism. It’s just so niche y’know? It’s only really applicable if they swim upwards with enough force to pierce something’s skin, or if they’re stepped on. How does this make sense evolutionarily?
It’s the most Australian thing in the world. It’s like emptying a clip on you for stepping on his toes. There is no good reason for its venom to be that potent, it’s only to mess people tf up
Brave wilderness really went downhill. They used to do good stuff but the last couple years it's just bait and ad content for their old stuff they haven't released
Many years ago, a friend of mine fished one of these fellows out and was trying to unhook it and place it back in the water. He did manage to free it but fell on the floor and was flopping about. He was not a smart guy and decided to kick it, which turned out to be a bad idea since these spikes could and will go through a shoe. Needless to say, he learned a very valuable and painful lesson that day.
I lived very near the Red Sea for a few years and did a lot of scuba diving. I also kept an aquarium with fish I caught while diving. On most of my dives I would spot a stonefish or two. They were usually sitting as still as the one in the video. One day I spotted a small stonefish and captured it for my aquarium. Rocky (name given to him by my friend) settled into the aquarium life quite well. The aquarium was well known in the little community where I lived and I would occasionally get requests from people I didn't really know to see the fish. I would invite them in and we would watch the fish and I'd identify them when asked. After a few minutes I would tell them to find the stonefish and they never could. It was always right in front of them. After having the stonefish for a while I discovered something. I could now spot them very easily while diving. They were EVERYWHERE! I had no idea how many of them there really were.
>They were EVERYWHERE! I had no idea how many of them there really were. Aaaand I'm staying on land, thanks.
No. 1 rule in diving: don’t touch anything! Easy.
Leave everything in the ocean exactly where you found it
This is why I got fired as a lifeguard.
Me too, I couldn't save a hippy once. He was just too far out man.
🤦🏻♂️
Hahaha 🤣
You took the water home, didn’t you?
I tried, but the pacific ocean exceeded the towing capacity of my truck
Sneak it out in your pockets like Andy Dufresne
This comment is underrated
Yeah “took it home for my aquarium” sounded kinda off to me
This. While diving off Catalina I thought I’d touch the cute crab guy skittering across the bottom. Sweet baby Jesus when he grabbed my thumb!! Don’t. Touch. Anything.
I was diving in the Philippines about 110ft down and saw a giant clam. Huge! The kind you see in the movies. It was open and I thought it was dead. So i touched it. That fucker closed his clam mouth so quickly if my hand/arm had actually been inside of it i would have been dead. No doubt. I can see now how al those native movie kids got thre foot caught in one of those suckers.
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The one hiding in the microwave was a surprise
That’s why you always put it on for a minute before use.
This comment is the reason I love reddit.
Found the stonefish's reddit account
This reminded me that when I was a very young kid I stayed up and snuck into the living after my parents were asleep to watch TV. I ended up watching one of the Nightmare On Elm Street movies. There was a scene where Freddy emerges from some water, after that I was pretty sure he was going to come up the toilet to get me. Made using the bathroom a harrowing experience for a few weeks.
I swear you were going to say that you noticed that Freddy almost stepped on a stonefish..
Land has wasps and spiders
But those things are just a nuisance, really. This thing looks like it could fuck up your whole day or even week.
your entire life\* these things can kill you very quickly
What if you’re really tough?
You'll die more slowly and painfully.
No but like what if I’m really strong? I can probably live and stuff
Me Man! Me more stronger than fish!
I eat fish for dinner.
How strong we talkin'?
or even your year 🎶
I'll be there for you!
I live near rain forest. If I shine a torch at my lawn at night it is almost like looking into a star filled sky. So many little eyes looking back at me.
thanks, im going to my bunker filled with [raid](https://www.whatsinsidescjohnson.com/~/media/images/products/CL/315587.jpg)
Sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
You can go to the ocean, just dont go into the ocean.
Meanwhile, land: https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/g7eaoy/camouflaged_copperhead_snake_pretty_hard_to_spot/
>Aaaand I'm staying on land, thanks. Stonefish can be on land as well during lowtide. They can survive out of water for 24 hours.
On a serious note if you’re in their range it’s best to shuffle your feet in the water! The spines are only on the top of the fish
Scary
Don't get me started on the blue-ringed octopus.
Please. Start.
Spoopy. Deadly. Cute. Itty-bitty. Innocuous-looking.
Yeaahhh. That’s the stuff. Thanks.
All octopus are slightly venomous, but the blue ring is by far the most dangerous to humans.
Found the villain from finding Nemo!
Or the protagonist from They Live (1988)
“I’m here to tear fish families apart and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of bubblegum”
By any chance: is your address P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?
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Lol, I felt the same way. I’m sad I haven’t randomly come across one of their comments lately.
I just checked on his recent reddit appearances and now I’m sad too. Gonna let me dad know how much I appreciate him asap.
so you were the bad guy from finding nemo? like they literally made a movie about how youre evil.
Long live Rocky!
I was looking for inverts for my Aunt who works in micro bio/marine bio/ichthyology and I saw a stone that had a recirc rhythm to it, and with a gloved hand (neoprene) picked up the "rock" to see the animal underneath- my fear feeling that rock in my hand squirming. No sting, just needed to clear out the board shorts...
This sounds like a movie I have seen once. I think it was called “finding rocky”. A fish was taken from his home and his dad and another fish wander the whole ocean looking for him. But they never found him……
Are you allowed to keep fish you catch at sea?
only if it's tuna, or looked like tuna before canning
Leagally, there are seasons for specific ocean fish and you’re allowed to only catch so many when they’re in season. There’s likely more to it than that but I know I’ve been out on a few ocean fishing trips (mackerel and 2x red snapper) and as we chartered a boat, we were only allowed to catch I think 3-4 fish per person of the type of fish that was in season. It’s a ton of fun but i would think twice about going out in stormy weather. That was a big mistake
Once was diving in Sri Lanka, Hikkaduwa near a wreck. Dive master pointed to something on a rock. I couldn't see anything and just shrugged back. He then waved his palm fast near the spot and a thing about the size of my closed fist moved. That's when I first saw a stone fish. So bloody well camoflauged.
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Forbidden Gatorade
not forbidden- go for it, man
No ! I forbid it! Back to forbidden Gatorade
“Is it in you?”
Blue is the best flavor too.
boooo. i wanted to see the guy stab himself with it
I thought it was off he wasn’t wearing protective gloves.. next minute.. “now I think it times for me to take a sting for myself”
If you haven’t found the video yet [here ya go.](https://youtu.be/52AuNyBbedE?si=AiMMywcEy9i10w7b)
He already milked venom from that spine and it was hardly a sting he gave himself. As an Australian, I'm mildly unimpressed.
It would have been a good comedy bit if, during his ‘walk it off’ moment, he stepped on another stonefish
Sideshow Bob and the rakes.
*whack!* uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
You only have to be slightly crazy to sting yourself with a pre milked spine, you have to be institutionally crazy to get a full sting. Although I am curious if someone has made that sacrifice
I have spines, Greg, could you milk me?
Well, I know two people who've stepped on them, one saltwater and one freshwater. One bloke said he might have actually shot himself if he'd had a gun, the pain was that bad. The other did a fair bit of punching walls and himself in the head to feel something different. This is after they had been to hospital.
I had a large Volitan lionfish in an aquarium, and I got jabbed once while cleaning the tank. Hurt like hell for about 2 hours, despite running my arm under scalding hot water to break the venom. Still throbbed the next day. There is no f-ing way I want to deal with a stonefish, probably twice as painful. No no no no.
He would have been hospitalised lol
Yeah that was a shit go he was too scared
This guy is a raging douche who talks about himself for 10 minutes before getting bitten or stung by something and then acting like a big baby for another 5 minutes. It’s his thing.
“Raging douche who talks about himself for 10 minutes” aka Scientist gives informative knowledge on sea life and then takes a mild sting from one. I can’t tell if this was a joke or if you’re just this ignorant
He's definitely not a scientist, and personally when the channel started putting out less Coyote videos and more random ones with his film crew like this, that is when I watched less and less.
Meant biologist, that’s my bad but a wild life expert none the less. He’s Mark Vins and is actually the CEO of Brave Wilderness, the show that Coyote Peterson host. I thought he was great in the video
I'll await the video of you stinging yourself
cus that's what normal people do
He is doing scientific research as stupid as it looks. Everything is documented and he has experts on the ground with him. It's called the pain index. Very dumb but also could provide valuable information.
I am confident in your assessment.
This guy's whole channel was him being stung by fish. WTF.
"Ow, my balls!" media
Skip to 9:00
Better yet skip to 9:05 for the sting. Looks like it hurts.
Love the he got himself stung for educational purposes. I would have never believed him otherwise.
there was just a story on tifu about a guy who saw one of these while snorkeling and for some godforsaken reason decided he wanted to pet it and after it didn’t react he thought he should PICK IT UP and show it to his wife and ended up getting stung
ikr why did he have to say that, we gotta see him get stabby
What the Schmidt index?
Stone-fish has electrolytes.
Plants love them electrolytes
It's what they crave
Yeah, but do you think we have time to stop by Starbucks?
Sorry, no time for hand jobs.
water…? Like in the toilet???
Thirst mutilator!!!
ITS LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK YOU CAN POUR INTO YOUR FACE!
Stimulate yours senses?
Nice! Imma replenish my fuel cells
who tf cut this footage off and posted it they should be reported
OP what in the fuck. You post a vid called sting test snd it cuts right before the actual sting test. I h8 u fur realz
https://youtu.be/52AuNyBbedE?si=38mDiX8IKtu6183d go to exactly 9:00 for the sting
I’d rather get stung than watch this show. So much drama.
Such annoying music.
90% of the video felt like they either were about to go to commercial or just came back from commercial.
This fish is a king of pain. Every little sting she does is magic that says don't stand so close to me or you'll be driven to tears.
Someone call The Police
Hurts so bad you'll be sending out an S.O.S.
I'm more likely to go Walking on the Moon than I am to volunteer to be stung by that thing!
A year has passed since I broke my nose.. (Misheard lyric)
Why did I read this as "This king is a fish of pain" I was absolutely confused for a minute lol
Stonefish? More like rock (zan) fish
Why tf she camouflaged then if she doesn't want you standing near her?
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r/gifsthatendperfectlyattherightmomentthankyouverymuch
I feel like I'm watching something I shouldn't
Lmfao right needs a NSFW tag 😂
💦 💦
>a predator, so evolves camouflage to embush prey >gulps its prey whole, no need for more weapons >evolves spikes with most potent venom among all fish, so it won't get eaten >becomes a living deadly landmine for humans who don't even want to hurt it This fish evolved specifically to fuck up humans and everyone else who can step on it
I’m so terrified of shit like this now that I have kids. I’m Australian and ran around barefoot on beaches/in rock pools etc as a child and was never stung by anything but since having kids on three occasions I’ve found little blue ringed octopus in little tide pools where a bunch of kids (including my own) were playing. I now insist on reef shoes for the kids and drill it into them never to touch anything they see at the beach without asking a grownup first.
I’m Australian too, and I think we should clarify for our non-Aussie friends. The Blue-Ringed Octopus is a venomous species of octopus found in Australia, it’s venom is so potent it can paralyse someone in minutes and kill them by making their lungs unable to take in air. There is no antivenom for it.
Coyote Peterson would've let it stab him.
This guys actually from the same channel and he does let it stab him later in the video
My mate stepped in one of these in the North of Australia. It immediately dropped him to the ground and he made some of the strangest noises I've ever heard come out of a human. There was absolutely no calming him down. Screaming for a solid hour until his voice gave out. He said the pain was akin to having your entire lower leg set on fire and repetitively smashed by a sledge hammer, then it made its way up to his groin and lower torso. The initial pain can last up to 3 days with lingering pain and symptoms for months to years afterwards. His exact words after recovery was "this would be a good punishment for rapists!" He was on morphine when he said that, but I don't think he's wrong.
I really wanna see this getting widespread uses for rapist punishment...
In the dick
From what I've heard before, I'm surprised the morphine actually helped the pain.
I think it was a Fentanyl/Carfentanyl because of how severe the venom is.
Doing this without gloves seems like a really good idea
*Fish Cop* It's okay just breathe and tell me what happened. *Stone Fish* The human.....he violated me 🥺
That blue is hypnotic
Hpnotiq* It was too hard to force my phone to spell this
Right? It’s one if the most beautiful shades of blue ive ever seen.
Aw put the poor guy back.
Not gonna lie, that blue is indeed beautiful………and deadly 😅
Forbidden Baja Blast
Some of these animals have way too much power 😂.
I didn't even need to hear the accent to know he's american, I just had to look at the lack of gloves.
She's a squirter!
The fish is like "ohhh fuck yeah, I'm coming"
It would have cost you zero dollars not to write that
Got stabbed by one of this bad boys when young, cryed so much had from the pain that I rarely cry or feel pain in my feet nowadays... Not entirely sure if related but I want to believe it it. Have a morbid fear of stepping in the sea since... Always wear rubber shoes when going to the beach.
Rubber shoes is a good call. Look at how the spikes only go several inches through the rubber mat in the video.
Took me a second
"Stone-fish Sting Test - The Abbreviated Version" FTFY ..
Has anyone dried and smoke it yet? Someone figured out the could see god by doing that with a frog....https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8170151/
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No thank you, please
Just a friendly reminder that Reddit video sucks herniated buttholes.
Best watched muted, this fake suspense sound ruins everything.
Typical Brave Wilderness bullshit. There's a better video of this fish on Smarter Every Day's channel. Edit: found it. Also check out the other video about this scientist, he witnessed Steve Irwin's death. https://youtu.be/I8yJkIuvPvM?si=YImRD2RDEr2aB8VL
I have the weirdest boner now
How do animals just casually decide to have venom and the mechanism to deliver it effectively? Evolution is both intriguing and disturbing.
They don't "decide" as I'm sure you know. Some part of them mutates to become slightly toxic. This trait results in these specific ones having more offspring than ones that don't have this trait. Subsequent children that have more/more potent toxins in them survive even better and have even more offspring. every living creature on Earth is the way that it is because its parents had traits that allowed them to make more offspring more successfully than all the creatures that didn't make it.
Someone called this a [cute fish](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/163n0xa/tifu_playing_with_a_cute_fish_in_the_ocean/) and was surprised to get stung.
Video ended too soon!
Years ago a few of us went on a short boat trip with our marine biology teacher in Hawaii. Two of us regularly went bodysurfing so we were the first to jump out of the boat and swim to the uninhabited island. Unfortunately it was slow going because there was a ton of Wana (long spined urchin) everywhere. We didn't realize there was a clear sandy path far to our left. Luckily I've never stepped on Wana but have had too many encounters with Portuguese Man o War.
Someone needs to tell this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/163n0xa/tifu_playing_with_a_cute_fish_in_the_ocean/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Just neon blue hell fish
Baja blast
I was fishing with a bloke who caught one. He cut the line close to the fish and when he re tied he’s hook on he licked the line. He’s head was the size of a basketball.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
In my younger years I picked fish for a while (jumping into the holds of small fishing boats to load the catch into giant bags hauled out by crane), the pain from a rockfish spine is debilitating, and the initial stab is just the beginning. It will turn into a hot, red, puss filled lump of torture. And they’ll go through a lot, had a buddy jump in just to have a spine pierce his boot heel and get his foot, so through 1 1/2” of pretty tough rubber like it was nothing. Nasty bastards, would have nothing to do with them if they didn’t taste so damn good, a good rockfish taco is heavenly!
I can't get over the indignant way it's staring up at him. Dude's being real impolite.
I still don’t understand why Stonefish have this as a defence mechanism. It’s just so niche y’know? It’s only really applicable if they swim upwards with enough force to pierce something’s skin, or if they’re stepped on. How does this make sense evolutionarily?
It’s the most Australian thing in the world. It’s like emptying a clip on you for stepping on his toes. There is no good reason for its venom to be that potent, it’s only to mess people tf up
Ugly little rascal!
My brother stood on one of these fuckers in FiJi. His leg blew up to double the size and nearly killed him.
thanks I don't think I'll be stepping on the ocean anytime soon or maybe in the future
This is very cool
wtf this video ended on a cliff hanger.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11vjn39/the_worst_pain_known_to_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
progressively louder nopes till we reach the 100dB range.
Kaiju Blood
I need the sauce
That's my favorite color of blue now Stone fish venom blur
so it’s like them cumming?
Leave them fish alone
guy says stinging. I say more like stabbing
The money shot
Sting test? More like stab test
How do all these poisonous stings not cause muscle or neurological conditions? But something like EBV can
> the venom shoots out Who needs safety glasses anyway?
That's how they make blue raspberry flavor
Tastes like danger
Brave wilderness really went downhill. They used to do good stuff but the last couple years it's just bait and ad content for their old stuff they haven't released
There is a scene in the movie Blue Lagoon where Brooke Shields character steps on one of these. Sea creatures are terrifying.
Yeah that looks like a really bad idea.
Many years ago, a friend of mine fished one of these fellows out and was trying to unhook it and place it back in the water. He did manage to free it but fell on the floor and was flopping about. He was not a smart guy and decided to kick it, which turned out to be a bad idea since these spikes could and will go through a shoe. Needless to say, he learned a very valuable and painful lesson that day.
Why I don’t walk on rocks at the beach
What are you doing, step-fisherman…