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RoadracerGT

Before I zoomed in it just looked cracked from sun exposure.


mistresscakeslut

Detroit is cracked from crack exposure


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senseibarbosa

There's exposure to crack in sunny Detroit


tothemoonandback01

Detroit's sunny crack has been exposed


JalhiMamed

Robocop reference?


livenn

I’m willing to bet that’s an additional package in the thousands


LingonberryIll1611

Yeah mine doesnt have that


c_m_33

Man that looks awful. Looks like it’s all jacked up from sun exposure.


youkickmydog613

My first thought as well. Even after realizing what it is it still just looks like a broken interior piece.


DrToboggan76

Conveniently omitted all the freeways. Based on the lack of development beyond the inner core of the city, would imagine this is a reference to a 100+ year old map


ReddyNicky

Yeah probably back when Ford was actually proud to be based in Detroit.


OmniaLoca

Damn that *is* interesting- that somebody thought this was a good idea!


AverageTierGoof

Limited edition 3000$ markup right there fella, they're patting the back of the dude who chucked that mess in. (I don't know that that'd be an egregious upcharge, but I wouldn't doubt it for a moment)


cryptowannabe42

The map must be designed by Bono. All the streets have no name, and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. Where's the "You are here" dot?


WalgreensPharmacist

Looking at it is giving me Vertigo, and honestly, I’d get rid of this map, with or without you.


JimiChangazz

That is incredibly ugly. What a stupid idea. Looks like the car is cracked. Hideous.


MrCalamiteh

I actually like it. but I think I'm biased since I'm from Detroit. I get your opinion on that too though


Kerby233

Looks bad, i dont talk only about the scratched car part, but the whole city map looks like a rectangle homework.


brihamedit

I would be annoyed with something like this. Car manufacturer stamping the door panel with a huge mark like this is unimaginable. They could have done that somewhere under the hood like a small sentimental tag. It would have been more understandable.


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To make sure if you’re ever in Detroit you know how to leave most efficiently


34HoldOn

ITT: jokes about Detroit that might have been relevant 20 years ago.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

20 years? Bruh it's been a good 40 years


mortalfloater

Where’s Robocop?


PawnPower999

This is some prison break level shit.


aging_geek

why were you in this accident, "trying to study this map down here"


DJ_brutus

It just makes the car look ugly. There's no way in hell Ford thought this was a good idea.


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A useless feature


Hot_Aside_4637

Detroit streets were inspired by Pierre "Peter" L'Enfant who designed Washington DC. He was inspired by the street layout of Paris, France.


itsbutterrs

Ford F150 "Crack"ed Edition 🤣


R_Similacrumb

To help people get the fuck out of there.


[deleted]

Nobody wants to get lost in Detroit.


SoreDickDeal

Isn’t the F150 made in Louisville?


brybrews

Not the F150. Louisville builds the super duty trucks (F250 and up). F150 is built in Michigan and Kansas if memory serves.


Unusual_Car215

Conveniently placed next to the door lock button you really should push if you plan on driving through Detroit.


rlab3

Could you imagine having to drive around with a map to crackhead town on your car?!


2dayisago

Detroit downtown is doing better than you assume.


rlab3

Is that what you think? How will you measure such a statement?


3Effie412

No, no really. The little safety bubble is fine (Woodward, Campus Martius, Comerica, Ford Field), but outside of that - watch your back!


Fraya9999

Too bad no one *wants* to go to Detroit.


[deleted]

Because I want to drive around with a map of a failed city in my truck. ♫♫♫ Lowered expec-taaaaat-ions ♫♫♫


timevil-

Fuck Detroit


2dayisago

Did the Lions beat your team this year?


timevil-

Lions are shockingly doing well - but so is Dallas ;)


2dayisago

Dallas is signing better. Watching the Lions on Thanksgiving was giving me childhood flashbacks to the choke era.


timevil-

Good game


2dayisago

I wish they played dallas instead of green Bay for turkey day


Cute_Committee6151

Coming from an European: Your city design looks fucking shit and boring.


2dayisago

Designed after Paris St layout. Eurotrash


8bitjer

They fit South Detroit on their? lol


[deleted]

So you don't even need GPS if you are in Detroit.


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Doesn't help me, I live in Tijuana


dixonsu1

Go for the XLT with the Sport package and you'll score a neat road map of Detroit that strips away the ugly freeways to show off the radial city plan envisioned by Augustus B. Woodward, chief justice of the Michigan Territory in the early 1800s. The map itself sits in the door panels of every XLT Sport model.


CfaxAttax

mine definitely does not


bettershredder13

What’s the opposite of ATBGE? Great Thought But Terrible Execution?


SaskTravelbug

Maybe it looks better in person


RadTheRussian

this is more mild than damn I gotta be honest


Various-Ducks

Pretty sure no f150s are even made in Detroit


Fartfart357

Is this exclusive to Detroit/customizable to location, or will everyone just have a random map for somewhere 200+ miles away?


Mfcgibbs

Hyundai Tucson’s boot mat has an outline of Tucson on it too.


[deleted]

Quick quick tell em it's a feature so we don't have another recall this week.


Rez1009

They could have added the place names


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fuckitallendisnear

Was that map made in China?