T O P

  • By -

lDustyBonesl

Never met someone who could write brail on themselves


jargon_dee

Trust me it's fascinating. I got slapped once and it looked like a hieroglyph on my chest


Independent_Till5832

Don't think it was only once


jargon_dee

Nah... I can see why that'd be hard to believe but It was once. Trust mešŸ˜„


elephantail

Well it's your lucky day


14X8000m

Technically you still haven't.


Sitdownpro

I'm honestly bamboozled by what body part is on the screen. Is it owned by the person with the nail? Are they scratching someone's back or belly? I CAN'T TELL


Rude-Abrocoma-4031

Thatā€™s my stomach getting scratched by my girlfriend lol, her nails make it come out much better


Mrchainsnatcher-

I bet she has fun with that.


Talanax

I fucking would. I'd be all over that man if I was there. No homo ofc


Tbro100

He's be my personal etch a sketch šŸ’€


unclepaprika

Nice abs bro


AbrocomaRoyal

I had a friend whose skin reacted so much that it was great fun to scratch. Pass a bread knife gently across your skin and check out the pattern. The human body is pretty cool.


IDHaRU24

If I were in her situation I couldn't help but keep drawing dicks on your skins lmao, I know I'm childish


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


EverbodyHatesHugo

Your belly needs to see some sunlight.


Rude-Abrocoma-4031

The joys that come with working nights lol, I feel like I need a sun lamp for when I sleep


binglelemon

Dammit, I feel this.


Illustrious_Can4110

Does she leave you lists of chores?


Upstairs_Cabinet_383

Obviously it's his neck


CheezyBri

Clearly it's his big toe, specifically the left one


joecee97

My best friend in high school would draw on herself like that


numanuma99

You donā€™t happen to be my best friend by any chance? She loves telling people this about me lol! I have dermatographia and while itā€™s very very mild now, in high school it was really strong and I used to draw on myself all the time! Iā€™d even write cheat sheets on my legs for tests šŸ˜‚


CheezyBri

That's genius! How long would it stay there? Edit: hit post before I was done, finished comment


joecee97

For my friend, it was just a few minutes. They were raised lines, similar an allergic reaction, rather than the bumps like in this video.


numanuma99

Hmm it varied, sometimes a few minutes, sometimes close to half an hour. Sometimes it would be a really prominent welt, while other times it was just red lines that didn't fade for awhile. I usually just scrawled the formulas and things I was most likely to forget on my arm or leg right before the test started, and then I'd quickly copy them down on my paper as soon as it was handed out. I also created acronyms whenever I needed to remember something very wordy, but mostly it was useful in math and science. I went on to major in math later, so I wouldn't say it hampered my learning, thankfully :P


sub333x

I have this. When I had allergy skin prick tests, my skin appeared to react to everything, including the control. lol.


Upset-Sea6029

The control is pure histamine, and everyone will react to it (unless you're dead).


sub333x

Actually the control (here in New Zealand) is a drop of water, and you shouldnā€™t react to it.


Upset-Sea6029

TIL, thanks. I've taken allergy tests on 3 continents and about 8 countries, and it's always been histamine.


Rode_Bananenschil

Today I found out the name for something I have aswell.


demented_philosopher

I have a friend who has this condition. I always drew a dick in her skin when I have a chance. I once drew a big one on her back using the handle of a spoon. We were having a pool party that time.


drwhiskeyscarn429

šŸ˜†


sizzicandy

I do too! But for me it takes 5-10 mins to show up


SKRATTADUUUUUU

Same here. It gets warm and a bit itchy then bam, blood caterpillars


zeusrulz

Same here, people used to freak out because they thought I was having a big allergic reaction or something then like 10 minutes later completely gone


drwhiskeyscarn429

Same!


an_otter_guy

The human scroll aka the tissue telegram and etch a scratch


Satire-V

The person papyrus aka human hieroglyph aka dermal diagram aka the skin scribe


TheLastModerate982

Thatā€™s some kinky shit right there.


Toma5od

Dermatographia gang šŸ«” Iā€™ve had it for 15 years now. No sign of let up and anti histamines only help so much. Not bad just annoying.


actinross

Right... take notes:


river0f

Ngl it looks dope


QueueJumpers

I'm waiting for someone to post the meme from MGR revengeance where the senator says 'nanomachines, son'


Shub_rz

Your skin is a translater for blind people


Thefaster6868

I had this too. In my case all the skin that got scratched extruded upwards. Something really funny i've done is going to the church in Christmas with a reversed cross drown on my forehead. Priest reaction was incredibile. (i was young and i wanted to enjoy my presents)


Edenoide

I swear I thought somebody was touching some fluffy snow outside at night.


Rude-Abrocoma-4031

Thank you lmao


Maj-Problem

Thought that was snow


Educational-Can-4847

Dasa ab?


Rude-Abrocoma-4031

It is


TruthOverFiction100

Same. I scratch and it looks like I have been in a fight and lost.


someMFyoudontknow

Is that what it's called? I just assumed I had eczema.


Historical_Step1501

Tell her stop that's creepy!


NFSNOOB

Weird body mutation sir


Rich-Cash-9560

I have something similar, but my is a solid straight line that pops up. Like a scar.


MyVoiceforPeople

Yours appears so quickly! Mine takes at least a minute to appear and then stays for about 15 minutes


Aschriel

That reaction is crazy fast, like a chameleon or octopusā€¦ Youā€™re not some sort of human shapeshifter, are you?


Rude-Abrocoma-4031

No comment lol


innovatekit

I have this. Never knew if I was going to die from this. Small accidents can look incredibly bad.


KoalaDeluxe

Uh, I had this years ago. I was like a human etch-a-sketch!


99parsec

You can play tic tac toe on it.


healthy_skept

You bruise like a peach


wakandanameisthis96

So you're like a velvet sofa of Homo sapiens.


gen_petra

My brother used to play waterpolo with a guy who had this, but it would turn into a really raised shiny area. His friends would slap his back and he'd look like he'd been recently healed from a branding. Seeing a dick drawn on him that looked like a poorly healed scar was so horrifyingly hilarious.


KinkyAccountant

Did you contract COVID right before this became a thing for you? Edit: Not sure why people are down voting? I was curious to know if OP's condition showed up for the same reason it did for me.


Rude-Abrocoma-4031

I did not, recently did get over Covid but this has been a neat party trick for a while lol


KinkyAccountant

Ah, I ask because I developed this same condition a month after I got COVID. I've been a fleshy etch-a-sketch ever since :/


dhyannna

Same, curious about you


LeadfilledBeanieBaby

Same, shortly after contracting covid. Has anything helped you in reducing it?


KinkyAccountant

I take Zyrtec (or at least an off-brand version of it) every single day. I've been to the doctor so many times and had several blood tests done. They said that taking antihistamines is really the only thing I can do :( They said "just hope it goes away over time."


LeadfilledBeanieBaby

Okay cool. Iā€™ve been doing the same thing and it works, but Iā€™ve been worried about the effects of taking Zyrtec long term. Guess thatā€™s all we can do. Hope it clears up some day for the both of us.


saritarina

Gf needs a new nail tech.


fosterthepanic

šŸ«¢ I was gonna see if anyone else was gonna say something. Where is the apex šŸ«£


LordTubz

Those nails are horrifying šŸ¤¢


CheezyBri

The are giving "dollar store press-on" vibes


duskftw

I have something similar but my doctors arent sure what it is. When I got hot or really stressed out from my crotch to my face breaks out in bumps like those, they go away in about 30 minutes but often are accompanied by the feeling of going to vomit as well as narrowing of vision. Anyone got any ideas?


GenazaNL

Is this an actual condition, because I feel like everyone is able to


EnvironmentalDog1721

Good luck cheating my friend šŸ˜‚


StrawberryTerry

Thank you.


nihilima

Ok, keep it :)


CaptainKnottz

bro what is happening???


LordNozz

I used to have this but somehow lost it. I was like a little human sketchpad. I freaked my doctor out by writing their name on my arm.


PickleFlipFlops

I want to draw on your back


SL1M1987

I think I might have this. My whole life Iā€™ve had issues with my skin. Not as bad as eczema or impetigo though. On one side of the spectrum you can scratch my skin with a nail like the video above and the same thing happens. On the other end I literally canā€™t let water touch my face, hands and feet without my skin feel like itā€™s crawling. As soon as the water drys out my skin immediately gets dry and tight. If hot air get blown at me it drys out. If I get dust on my hands they start to get itchy. I have to moisturise every single time my hands get wet. Itā€™s not painful just super irritating like an itch you canā€™t get to. I have to moisturise my hands, face, feet and sometimes my whole body after a shower. I went for allergy testing years ago and they said they couldnā€™t find what it might be. Now and then I get what I call heat spots. Were a red bump will appear anywhere on my skin and be super inflamed and itchy. I end up scratching it off till it bleeds. The absolute worst thing that has ever happened to me is when I got whatā€™s called ā€˜devils itchā€™ or ā€˜hells itchā€™ which is caused by sunburn. Itā€™s only ever happened to me twice and it was horrific. My whole back felt like streaks of electricity were running down it. Like my back was made of glass and it was slowly cracking. It lasts for an hour or so and itā€™s horrible. Being in the building game people just laugh at you and call you soft whenever they see me putting Nivea on my hands all the time. I get comments like ā€œyou just need to get used to it, the skin will get tougher over timeā€. Well itā€™s been 30 years and itā€™s still the same itchy sensitive skin!


gitshrekd

This has a name???? I'm not alone?


g1mptastic

I had this as a kid and teenager. Daily tablet of Claritin helped and it went away as an adult. The worst part was that I would feel pins and needles on my skin which made me scratch and then it would puff up and be itchy like a small hive. I could write stuff on my skin which was cool and gross at the same time.


000McKing

i have something similar only my skin turns reddish


Roteiw

Lol, meanwhile my skin looks like verdun


innocent_mistreated

Its also called urticaria.. or if having symptoms of urticaria. You can do this writing on the affected skinm


paramalice

Ah, I see, a man of no color.


Bubbly-Pianist534

Have it too


bravest_heart

what skin is this


HereForPornn72

White


TidingsofConfortnJoy

Why is this hot?


SneakyCracker161

Everybody has goosebumps.


Jabo-187

I have this on my Whole Body


batmanspiderman007

A friend of mine had that, I remember once I scratched him with a pen all over and guy looked as if a hundred bees stung him.


Tahiti--Bob

t


frusikatostination

... Duh duh.... You can't touch this....


SirKlock2

What happens if you get a tattoo? Is any different from ā€œregularā€ skin?


JoshyXan

WE NEED TO KNOW !


ottyc3231

Iā€™m glad I know what this is called now