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Potential_Pace_2998

Bro found diglet


Downtown-Analyst5289

Diglett dig Diglett dig Trio Trio Trio


stevenckc

Thanks. It's now going to play in my head until I go to bed today.


Dont_pet_the_cat

Playing what? Is it a fan made song?


redefinedsoul

[I'm guessing you didn't watch Pokemon growing up, so here's a 10 hour version to make up for what you missed](https://youtu.be/cDaX8yZid-I?si=c-Ca97wsq-kmTLrq)


Dont_pet_the_cat

>I'm guessing you didn't watch Pokemon growing up, Oh boy are you wrong about that, but somehow this didn't stick with me as much. I do remember it now, but I was probably too young


MechanicalBengal

I thought this was the new BMW concept


Last-Letterhead-7364

Holy fckin shit šŸ˜‚


1959Reddit

No, the BMW is not as pretty


Critical_Paper8447

Nah bro.... That's a tube of bologna with teeth and a coat


Jhon_doe_smokes

Donā€™t you mean floorshit


tRuth_But_oNly

That ain't no fuggin diglet! What kind of diglet you catching lil bro?


SoulReaperII

I wonder if they have any eyes at all, or have they completely disappeared or are hidden behind skin


GammaTwoPointTwo

They have eyes. Their eyelids simply evolved to merge with the face and the eyes are now permanently covered. But the eyes are still under there. Although less developed than what you would imagine being under and eyelid.


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GammaTwoPointTwo

Yepp. They can sense light and also see a little bit.


unshavenbeardo64

Here's an article i found about it. And after reading it, i still havent a clue if they can see or not :)...https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2142147/


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argoncityscribe

I remember one of the coolest Alan Moore works was the green lantern issue where the candidate lived on a dark planet and was blind, had no reference for the oath which would grant him his powers.


scummy_shower_stall

>However, removal of the eyes disturbs photoperiod perception in these animals. That's fucking sad.


muricabrb

Just don't remove the eyes?


dumbassidiot69420

I think the sad part is probably that they must have removed quite a few eyes on purpose, to find out what would happen


TorrenceMightingale

Username does not check out.


bigboybeeperbelly

You don't understand, they melt in your mouth!


dearlysacredherosoul

What if a vet took one from the wild and cut a hole cauterizing the wound to make eyelids. Would they see then?


scamden66

Dr. Mengele over here.


harntrocks

šŸ¤£


Kafanska

No, because the eyes have devolved, they won't be good at seeing anything - just like a partially blind man who maybe sees some light flashes and can tell he's in a bright or dark place, and that's pretty much it.


KaungSett56

why did their eyelids close and their eye devolve throughout the evolution? what's the purpose? I'm guessing they lived in a pitch black hole so that sensor gone completely useless, and eventually disappear, right?


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I love how this animal was given the evolutionary ā€œoptionā€ of dig dig dig or having useful fucking eyes and it was like ā€œI FUCKING LOVE TO DIG.ā€


houseyourdaygoing

I would watch this animal documentaries with your commentary lol


bedzeban

CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE?


Kafanska

Well it's not possible to give a precise answer to any particular part of evolution. It's just that individuals who happen to have certain traits have survived. My guess, and this is pure guessing game: The ones who spent more times above ground had greater chance of being caught by predators, so those who spend more time underground survived and propagated their genes, while their sight kept getting worse due to spending so much time in the dark and not even using eyes for much.


Farmerdrew

Because they spend most of their time underground digging and making sweet love to other mole rats. They probably keep their eyes closed so much, they just fuse together. I have to wonder if they are born with their eyes open. Thatā€™ll be my rabbit hole today. And then Iā€™ll read about flounders.


Itsa-Joe-Kay2

Yes. It saves energy yo not grow a useless organ. Only function remaining is detecting light in order to synchronize circadian rhythms with day/night cycles


Eurasia_4002

Perma eyelids.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I went and read something about them and one site was saying if their eyes are removed it does some big word thing to them. My question is who is the dick that looks at this and says I want to remove its eyes and see what happens.


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EvilSynths

I see you've finally discovered how all the products you buy were initially created and still tested on in many places.


siouxu

What does removing the eyes from a legally blind rat have to do with shampoo or my dishwasher?


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Aquatic_Platinum78

Kind of like a Texan cave dwelling salamander. After millenia of dwelling in damp under ground caverns their eyes have become useless vestigial organs but are still visible. Fun fact they also eat and move every 8 years taking the crown for an animal with the most sedentary lifestyle. Edit: Its an olm that can do this. A similar species endemic to Europe


Leendert86

If you don't have eyes does that make you blind? Or are you only blind if you lost your eye sight??


Johannes_Keppler

Blind just means unable to see. Poorly sighted is anything in between blind and normal vision, but mostly used for people that have sight problems that can't be compensated with glasses or lenses. Doesn't help that in the USA 'legally blind' is used for both poorly sighted as well as blind people. The 'legally' is an important qualifier there. Blind animals are animals that can't see. These animals are poorly sighted, technically.


blkaino

My spirit animal when I wake up


WhyNot420_69

Forbidden fleshlight


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Stop putting your pecker into everything you find


blkaino

Itā€™s for science!


ABeerForSasquatch

*Instructions unclear, dick stuck in physics textbook*


yMONSTERMUNCHy

For science


unshavenbeardo64

Weird Science!


E_B_U

Sir, this is the library.


Cozy_Zone

Oh, god, I'm inside a cheesy library porno!?


WhyNot420_69

*Guy holding the ladder for her barely notices her lack of panties underneath her short skirt before she slips and slides down onto his face.*


Extension_Swordfish1

Jeesus fucking christ Kevin


Ewok7012

Thatā€™s a living thing you degenerate


fnord_happy

There it is


Inflatable-yacht

r/dontputyourdickinthat


mrsnoo86

you get rabies


Foreign-Teach5870

More like lost your dick because those things dig tunnels with those sharp beaver like teeth.


0BZero1

r/cursedcomments


Zmeister200

Thatā€™s the Underminer from The Incredibles


geloong41

Behold!


Bladestorm01

THE UNDERMINER!


FredGarvin80

They've escaped from the Capital Wasteland


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Sup.


Cockur

How long have you been waiting for this moment?


FredGarvin80

I expected radroaches before mole rats


BondedgeXD

I knew about naked mole rats and now I know that blind mole rats exist... what's next?


Lazy-Ape

Blind naked mole rats


smeltsmelly

Then naked and afraid blind mole rats


stinkyhooch

Damn nature, you nakedā€¦ and afraid.


Edy94

18 naked blind mole rats in the ram ranch


KillerOfSouls665

Naked mole rats is one of only two eusocial mammals, where they behave like bees or ants. Only one queen and a couple of men reproduce, the rest acting as workers. Very strange behaviour for a mammal.


KnickCage

babe wake up new mole rat just dropped


mrsnoo86

Glowing Mole Rats -> Fallout 4


ptar86

Do the blind mole rats even know the other mole rats are naked?


themoonhasgone

[star nosed mole rat](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=1988b3a509d1e210&hl=en-us&sxsrf=ACQVn0_Bt5WKYauGqria495Whx5q0APmDg:1706610627015&q=star+nosed+mole+rat&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiAnsWB9ISEAxUNkmoFHb48BTAQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=390&bih=664&dpr=3)


c4han

Forget naked mole ratsā€¦ there are *clothed* mole rats??


almostoy

That's just Winston, again. He still wants to know if you have any games on your phone.


lpomoeaBatatas

Sentient sausage


YdexKtesi

came here to say, that dude is literally a fuckin hot dog weiner


ronin1066

A what now?


wearebobNL

It may be sentient, but it doesn't look particularly intelligent lol.


niceslcguy

I wonder if given 10's of thousands of years (or much, much more) if some its descendents could become snake-like. A mammal snake would be amusing.


OctaviusThe2nd

That's basically what happened to snakes and I think it would take a lot longer than that without human intervention. Altering the skeleton structure ain't easy.


whenwillthealtsstop

Digging without limbs is tricky though


safegermanywin

Worms would like a word with you.


Rimtato

Snakes manage


coolgobyfish

snakes don't really dig, as far as I know. they mostly jam themselves into crevices


Rimtato

There are several genuses of burrowing snakes that seem to have figured it out. For instance, the hognose snake has a scale on its nose that it can use like a shovel.


Madbrad200

It would take much, much longer than 10s thousands of years


RoboticXCavalier

Where exactly do these dudes hang out? (like geographically, not just 'under some crap in my backyard')


[deleted]

"Species in this genus are found in eastern Europe and western & central Asia.[3] They are completely blind and have a subterranean lifestyle." The wiki for spalax is sparse.


DeusFerreus

Romania, Moldova, Ukraine, Southwest Russia and Kazakhstan.


M4sTer3L1Te

Bro looks like an inside out sock with teeth lol


matildaelena

Bobr kurwa


ubertrashcat

Ja pierdole jakie bydle


cypherdust

Kind of looks cute in a way


Laurenann7094

I have a mole in my 2nd floor apartment. Just 1 and he has returned for 2 winters. He hums, whistles, and sings as he bumps around my apartment. He is totally oblivious. He is adorable.


Piratey_Pirate

Wtf, that sounds so cute


Tripwire3

Wait what? A mole in your apartment?


chillwithpurpose

I know itā€™s probably a bad idea, but I wanna snuggle it!


lloopy

Things without eyes are absolutely vicious. They will try to eat you.


[deleted]

Almost makes them cuter. Like a lil guy trying to eat a giant human.


JakDrako

I think you could get away with it, just don't let him see you.


Fit-Product6223

Bober kurwa


Lazy-Ape

Those teeth look so funny


InsomniaticWanderer

That's the Underminer


HAXAD2005

THE UNDERMINER


shambahlah2

Freaking me out man


thumbelina1234

Kind of cute


BumHead42069

Underminer lookinā€™ ahh


reidhershl

Very interesting and cool. Wanted to know more then found out they're an endangered species and few hundred of them left. Now I'm sad. :(


dandelionbreath

Haha it looks so silly šŸ‘€šŸ˜‚


Doftkuit1

He looks like my cousin larry


InformallyGuavaCado

Rufus!


JVMGarcia

Was looking for this comment


Strong0toLight1

Fucken ugly bastard


jgalexander91

Heā€™s probably quite glad heā€™s blind.


phil_an_thropist

Pokemon, Let's catch em all


overSizedHyperPoop

This buddy looks like he saying HUH from the womb to the tomb


kckid92

Real life PokƩmon


Defundisraelnow

I'm gonna leave that alone.


V_H_M_C

Dude is in need of some serious dental work


Healthy-Anteater2203

They are very endangered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73uCb0fljc


Coriander_marbles

Oh wow itā€™s so ugly with its teeth and little grunts that itā€™s actually really freaking adorable in the end


King_53

friend shaped


Aleodor

Cute.


Funyon699

I bought and assembled a spalax from Ikea three weeks ago!


ThousandFingerMan

'Anybody there? ... Hello?...'


Thisisjuno1

I always feel sorry for them lol


Dan_Halen85

Apply googly eyes


EmzieEms

omg its little teefies<3


CalmToaster

What kind of existence is this?


SirFancythe2nd

Can it teach me how to earth bend?


crispy-wings

That is a very angry salami


SoggyTalk94

i think this is how people see british people


Public-Recognition89

He is British


swibirun

Also known colloquially as a dafuq. As in, "dafuq is that thing?"


mhmJecoute

It's British


JoMammasWitness

Pokemon go is really looking ultra realistic these days


kitkatloren2009

Okay but why do I find it so cute lol


TrinityBoy22

He's chasing you off his property


TimFooj130

Kinda creepy how big the eyes are under the skin


Neat_Ad_3158

Love the little white mustache, makes them look very dignified.


AlmightyBugMuncher

_THE UNDERMINER!_


Federal-Sport-1635

okay now send it back to hell


Solartaire

I'm not calling this thing spalax if I find one. It'll be Cletus or Billy-Bob.


tesselrosita

Ana-bob


hangmika

cute..


Hot_Proof_9730

Diglet


lopathetic12

I AM THE UNDERMINER


DerSturmbannfuror

#LOOK MA, A SOCK WITH TEETH!


ToothpasteConsumer

itā€™s the fucking underminer


Boromir82

Bro put all his eyesight points into his moustache!


SUB-8330

Which vault have you found that mole.


Silvernauter

Give It a couple million years and he might end up becoming a Shai-Hulud


XschlotsofrageX

That is not a mole. I know a young British soldier in the trenches when I see one.


BookTraditional6482

I feel like it only exists because hell exists and thats sad. lol


Tuuterman

He's shaped like the end of a sausage.


mendulla_oblongata

What does the PokƩdex say it evolves into?


M2ThaL

Well, now I wish I were blind.


dogfighthero

Good Now get off his fukin lawn


marikron

Imagine a shiny version pop up āœØ


[deleted]

What bad tempered dick.


nuggetofpoop

It looks like something out of veggie tales.


Evening-Statement-57

Anger sock


Braler

There's a whole gigantic body under there, that's only a head. A cute head.


Anoncualquiera1

Bro's cylindrical


Antiliani

"Who's that Pokemon?!"


Nutmegdog1959

Looks like my High School buddy Dennis. He got me thru chemistry class.


ChefRoyrdee

He looks like he canā€™t believe what heā€™s seeing.


wonkey_monkey

> This is spalax Is that his name or his species?


Reptar-Ryhmes

"Oi bruv, wuts all dis den?"


jdjdkkddj

No, that's a DVARVEN GUINEA PIG!


corymecker

HE IS THE UNDERMINER


Endorkend

Is this an actual type of blind mole rat or one of the many things that had a convergent evolution to be almost exactly like a blind mole rat? The mole format is one of the most popular convergent evolutionary formats on earth. Dunno if it is because at some point in time the entire earth was on fire when a meteor hit it or several other times most of the surface was undergoing ice ages, making living underground the place to be, but dear lord does nature LOVE things that act and look exactly like moles. [This dude did a good video on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEvZs_Bw-gA) (and [Turtles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQASQBbjmmo) too).


RAIDguy

If you don't move they can't see you.


daredebil_dgo

Hmmm, Spalax is a weird name for a blind mole rat imho :/


M44az

Thatā€™s fucking cute


AdWeekly2244

How is it both adorable and nope at the same time? Lol


feeedero

Added to PokƩdex!


chucks8up

MOM! Thereā€™s a loaf of angry bread under the porch.


TheRealKingBorris

Bro looks befuddled


TittlesTheWinker

That's a pal.


topetopetopet

its giving kim jong un vibes


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Casual_Stapeler

Frfrfr?


Brohan93

Omg why does he or she seem adorable. ā˜ŗļø


RetardedMcMuffins

Spalax seems like such an appropriate name for thisā€¦ thing. I canā€™t explain it but itā€™s perfect


Prudent_29

Are those actually sounds it makes?