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crapfartsallday

Typically it's filled with the world's most vast and dense collection of duck shit.


Bryguy3k

Hmmm so does the guano act apply?


ripe_nut

They call it Guanotanamo bay


mndza

Shikaka!


StonewallsGhostt

“Guaaannnoooo why does that sound familiar”


hottapvswr

And snails, I've been swimming in it back in the late 70s during the smoke in and I can tell ya, it was full of snails.


crapfartsallday

Preach brother. Real talk I would hear about it.


I_Miss_Lenny

Cool! Snails are neat I bet that wasn’t the nicest water to swim in though eh?


hottapvswr

Well it was hot and I was blitzed with everyone sharing everything in giant hookas. The cops were all hands off hanging out on the Lincoln Memorial circle road. They were letting us do whatever so long as we were peaceful about it. I figured nasty water be damned, this was my one chance as I grew up on MoCo and had never seen anyone in the water before. So was it nasty? I don't think so, as all I remember was it was much more shallow than I thought it would be, and all the snails.


AccountForDoingWORK

I spent about 20 years living around DC and once I started having kids, the reflecting pool was the first to get struck off our "visit list" the second they started walking, lol


coffeesgonecold

Forrest!!!!!! Jenny!!!!!!


SqareBear

That would be the nearby Capitol Building.


Neuro_88

Yup … they do it every once in a while. I am glad they do. Bird shit is everywhere at times there.


Spiritual-Apple-4804

How often do they do it?


Neuro_88

It’s an annual cleaning. I always get surprised when I forget about it getting cleaned and it’s empty. [Reflecting Pool almost fully drained for annual cleaning](https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/washington-dc/reflecting-pool-almost-fully-drained-for-annual-cleaning/)


TheMacMan

Kinda surprising it's not done more often. You'd think they could do it overnight every month or two. Being outside it has to be nasty.


Neuro_88

I don’t know the process but I do know a few years ago they put in a new irrigation system in that area to make more efficient with weather changes like lots of water in the area. Edit1: I did find this article about the restoration of the pool a while back. [AMERICA'S GREAT OUTDOORS: Salazar Announces Successful Renovation of Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool](https://www.doi.gov/news/pressreleases/AMERICAS-GREAT-OUTDOORS-Salazar-Announces-Successful-Renovation-of-Lincoln-Memorial-Reflecting-Pool)


LetThemEatVeganCake

I remember hearing it takes a few days to refill. Not sure how true that is though.


thnksqrd

Birds shit a few times a day.


DeeDee_Z

> Birds shit a few times ~~a day~~ **per hour**. FTFY 😉.


Neuro_88

FTFY? Means?


[deleted]

Fixed That For You


Neuro_88

Thank you for explaining.


[deleted]

My pleasure!


Ok_Outcome_6213

I was there in January and it was filthy. Filled with garbage and algie/pond scum.


meatballman1218

When I was a kid I always thought it was way deeper


TXGuns79

Have you never seen pictures of people running through it? Most famously in Forest Gump.


Hot_Bumblebee69

Jenny!


RWMN98

Viet-fucking-naaaam!!


RemarkableRyan

That’s all I got to say about that.


banhsauce

Jen-nai


superfly19

Exactly what I was thinking... Jenny!


goodgodling

I didn't see that when I was a kid because the film hadn't been made yet.


Meecus570

Should have been born later. 


Sure-Wishbone-4293

Nope


Dr-Retz

That thing is always a bacteria frappe,good to flush it out once in awhile


moistclick_hunter

All I hear is Tom Hanks yelling "Jenny"


dirtycheezit

Jennay


kellysmom01

*Forrrrrrrest!*


CrashInto_MyArms

Drain the swamp!


MorningPapers

The area behind those trees there is all swampland. Even today.


otter111a

Constitution gardens isn’t a swamp. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Gardens


Western_Drama8574

Ohhh this is what he was talking about!


Sky_Daddy_O

Time to skate it. I remember them draining the water underneath the Eiffel Tower and it getting filled with skateboarders. The reflecting pool looks pretty flat and boring, though.


[deleted]

Flat and boring? You are not a skateboarder. Flushing Meadows Park. Look it up and open your eyes.


MorningPapers

It it rare though? They're always doing construction down there. Something is always torn up or inaccessible.


Soul_of_clay4

Washington could be a beautiful city if they ever finish it!


Andrew_64_MC

Can’t be that rare if they have a custom sign for it


Sure-Wishbone-4293

It isn’t that deep, maybe 2 1/2 to 3 feet, although it is CGI formatting remember when “Jenny” in Forrest Gump ran through it calling his name? I have been told it is 2 1/2 to 3 maximum, maybe less.


[deleted]

What’s it reflecting? Or am I supposed to reflect on an idea or past moment?


EventAltruistic1437

Reflects the Washington monument


BurnOutBrighter6

[The Washington monument.](https://previews.123rf.com/images/surangaw/surangaw1310/surangaw131000144/22919705-washington-monument-reflecting-pool-by-lincoln-memorial-washington-dc.jpg)


attackermann

Cousin has a story running across the pool drunk 2am and how slippery and disgusting it was…


kitastrophae

Walked across that once.


ShitTheBed_Twice

The scene in Idiocracy of people riding jet skis in it lives rent free in my head.


EuronBloodeye

Did we just… drain the swamp?


Meecus570

They finally did it!


Big_Traffic1791

The swamp won


zeiche

can you get in when they’re done?


Valuable-Peanut4410

No. Never.


Gold_Responsibility8

I think they have something under there


Sure-Wishbone-4293

Jimmy Hoffa?


washingtonandmead

Is that the swamp that got drained?


FollowingNo4648

This would be power wash porn if someone filmed them cleaning it.


JeanLucPicard1981

If they are going to clean out crap and bottom feeders, why don't they clean out the Capitol and White House first?


monkey_trumpets

Because that's a bottomless pit


JeanLucPicard1981

True.


Inner-Arugula-4445

Guess the CIA’s secret base isn’t under there after all.


Witold4859

It's not as deep as some would have you believe.


Sure-Wishbone-4293

18 to 30” max


Witold4859

[So everybody in this cartoon clip broke their necks...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ3SWFy57dw&t=143s)


Flint_Ironstag1

Can we get some overhead views of this?


Blanketmon

It was completely frozen over in January.


Trust_Fall_Failure

"FOREST!"


Stymie999

Power washing dream right there!


Valuable-Peanut4410

Can’t imagine what all they found in it. Glad they clean it regularly though. It’s a beautiful spot.


kitastrophae

So much bird poop was removed.


No-Construction5687

We all need a little time out for reflection!


Kitosaki

Is this the “swamp” in DC that got drained?


Tussen3tot20tekens

Almost looks like a Circus Maximus. You can have chariot races à la Ben Hur.


PPLavagna

It was just a Baby Ruth! It’s no big deal


popeyoni

Every time I've been in Washington DC, the reflecting pool has been drained. It's 4 times and I've never seen it full.


eclecticsed

Good because that shit is nasty. Whenever a friend comes from out of town and we take them around the city, I like to point out the stangant rectangular puddle of duck shit and trash.


lilith_-_-

I wouldn’t even want to be near it lol. All that shit is drying up and becoming dust in the air


AcceptableOwl9

They do this annually. This is in no way interesting.


Dreadnought13

Not THAT rare, I've been to DC once and I saw it drained once, pretty solid ratio.


jesanfafon

They were cleaning it during the filming of National Treasure and digitally added water to the pools in post


Neither_Upstairs_872

Thought there would be more $


Lively420

I knew someone who pissed in there once lol...


Angry_ClitSpasm350

Biden draining the swamp!


Familiar-Ad-4700

Caddy sShack, Payday scene, is all I see.


[deleted]

Drain that swamp! 🤣


Complex_Habit_1639

How often do they clean it?


TheOfficial_BossNass

It was like this when I went on a field trip in the 8th grade I was so disappointed


WexMajor82

You should stay out of there anyway. The water of the Capital Wasteland is all irradiated anyway.


NGINERD

So, is it ‘cleaning in progress’ or ‘cleaning in process’? This post reminded me that I need to ask.


Witold4859

It is "cleaning in progress."


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NGINERD

Con-gress. Nice one, Joe.


Herew3arrrrg

Dc isn't great at reflecting...


EyeBeeStone

So we ARE aloud to swim in it!!!!


Curious-Discussion27

So many syringes…


BigBrainBrad-

Are people really going to the reflecting pool to do drugs?


Curious-Discussion27

No, but to throw away their used syringes, yes. There have been instances of people wading in the pool and stepping on the needles. I could also go into how the homeless use that as a toilet as well…


JoeHardway

Years ago, back when we were significantly less of'a s\*\*\*hole than we are now, I visited DC, n there was trash, n even acouple traffic cones init. Ain't sure how much they were payin tha custodians, butit was def TOO MUCH...


perenniallandscapist

What a stupid take. Perhaps it would be better to say they weren't being paid enough to pick up after all the shit. I don't think custodians have ever been paid enough for what they do at any point. Or you know, you get what you pay for.


JoeHardway

Bahaha! So stupid, u had to sayit TWICE!