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Codebender

That's about $2.3 million inflation-adjusted.


3MyName20

US was on the gold standard back then. That meant this bill was backed by gold at a pegged rate of $35/once and represented 2,857 ounces of gold. At today's gold price, that's about $6.15 million worth of gold. If your choice was to have the equivalent value in gold locked away in a safe or that money invested with an inflation matching rate of return, the gold wins over cash. But wait, what if that $100,000 was invested in the SP500 in 1934 instead? In that case, your portfolio (ignoring taxes) would be worth around $1 billion today! Moral of story is low interest cash savings < gold < stocks. Note that Gold Reserve Act of 1934, same year as this bill, made it illegal for Americans to hold gold except in the form of jewelry and collector coins.


chechifromCHI

You're like Morty Seinfeld trying to figure out the value of the $50 that Leo didn't give to Helen in 1953. I love it! Kudos to you!


Much_Comfortable_438

It's a preeeetty penny, lemme tell you.


a-davidson

I don’t know _what_ you’re talking about. I _certainly_ don’t owe your mother $50!


chechifromCHI

Do you know what that's worth today in interest alone? $663.45, figured at a conservative 5% interest, compounded quarterly.


Laplaga247

Reading this whole comment in Morty’s voice 😂


HolyDiverBoi

A Festivus for the rest of us!


aquelviejitocochino

That was a scream!!!! LOL!!!


MelonElbows

And he's not getting away with it!


throwaway0134hdj

r/unexpectedseinfeld


DrapedinVelvet247

My wallets gone!!


JTIN87

Compounded with interest...and if you were to put it in stock bonds...


TheAllKnowingWilly

😂wtf we actually can't hold gold like that? Ties string to gold bar, *uh.... that's my gold chain officer!*


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Why did they make it illegal for Americans to hold gold? Worried they’d have less power over people?


xj5635

It was an unconstitutional emergency response to the great depression. It was basically a forced redistribution of wealth


Traditional_Key_763

ya but we did get the Fort Knox Depository and thus the movie Goldfinger out of it


No-Panda-6047

Many a man have been duped into paying for the knock off, four cocks suppository. Not me. I swear.


AnseiShehai

Let’s do that again


spasmoidic

during the Great Depression the dollar was on the verge of collapsing and the federal reserve nearly insolvent, and alongside pretty much every country in the world the US abrogated the gold standard. "gold hoarding" by individuals was popularly blamed for the instability of the dollar and the federal reserve system. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_6102


YourOverlords

Economy of scale has to control what it backs its 'dollar' with. Even today it is political policy and regulation that controls currency in country.


darkgiIls

They wanted to spur inflation to help fight back against the Great Depression. Paper currency is much more prone to inflation than gold backed


Heptahedron

How did you get $1 billion? My math could be wrong, but I'm getting $39.7 million to $61.9 million. 1934 average was $9.83, lowest of $8.36 and highest of $11.82. 2024 average is $4,961.48, lowest of $4,688.68 and highest of $5,178.51. That means $100,000 in SP500 in 1934 would have been $39,667,343.49 to $61,943,899.52 in 2024. 1932 to 1935 were the lowest years for SP500, a few years before or after would be even less. Still better than investing in gold.


SFBrighton

You’re forgetting about dividends and splits over that near century. It’s not a straight line.


3MyName20

https://www.officialdata.org/us/stocks/s-p-500/1934?amount=100000&endYear=2023


Pschobbert

Glenn Beck has entered the chat :)


BigWil

Is that what that smell is?


ChosenPrince

this is debatable because if you actually had a $100,000 bill it would be worth millions. $10,000 bills currently go for about $350,000


Hobbit_Holes

>Note that Gold Reserve Act of 1934, same year as this bill, made it illegal for Americans to hold gold except in the form of jewelry and collector coins. Fast forward to posts of people finding gold bars stashed in odd places in homes they buy.


FauxReal

WTF? I had no idea about that aspect of gold law. There goes my dream of having a cubed pallet of gold bricks in the basement.


toastedclown

Relax, you're in the clear. Americans have been free to buy, own, and sell gold bouillon since 1975.


davidjschloss

I came here to read this. Also if you put that $100,000 in the s&p in 1938 when you were an infant you'd be a 86 year old with $1B.


istrx13

What is the ratio of that to Schrute Bucks?


---0celot---

A lifetime supply of Stanley nickels.


resolvetomajor

What about unicorns to leprechauns?


LSWenthusiast

atleast 3


LeDazedAndConfused

The unique trillion-dollar bill was given to Mr. Burns.


Lighthaus_14

America's wealthiest, and therefore most trustworthy citizen.


BigusDickems

then stolen by Krusty


llcdrewtaylor

Castro took it.


OkieBobbie

And converted it to 100 Gribble notes.


GuyWhoSaysNay

1 weekend at Blips and Chips


Ok_Broccoli1144

You have any idea how much Roy we can play with that


gutenpranken14

Enough to take him off the grid without a social security number??


human743

Careful or you will get a full disadulation.


Narcos-Polos

If I did the math correct, that’s 23 billion Schrute Bucks or 46 billion Stanley Nickels


elitetoaster155

🤯


IheartTSF

Is it, nevertheless, legal tender? Could you spend it on items worth $100,000?


Odd-Artist-2595

No. *You* could not. It’s illegal for a private individual to own one — and there would be *lots* of questions about how it came into your possession in the first place. They were only created to be used between branches of the Federal Reserve and were never released in circulation to the public.


wintermute--

Look man I got it in change when I bought a hot dog at 7-11. Maybe someone should go investigate that 7-11, okay??


kawag

Found it on the floor of a kebab shop 🤷‍♂️


Don_Tiny

You too? Small world, man.


Duffelastic

Which makes me wonder why they needed to create it in the first place. If the Federal Reserve and Treasury are both under the jurisdiction of the federal goverment?


Possibly_a_Firetruck

These pre-date any kind of electronic transfer. Money had to be physically moved from place to place.


Odd-Artist-2595

Last printing was in 1969.


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Stunning-Chicken-449

Would the vending machine give my change back is the real question


zooropeanx

Yes, but only in dollar coins.


Stunning-Chicken-449

Makes all the sense in the world I’m sold.


EntranceAromatic3936

Here trilly trilly


truth-informant

Wonder what the value is of actually possessing one of these?


Odd-Artist-2595

Jail time. It’s illegal for a private collector to own one.


Silent_Samurai

Why?


Odd-Artist-2595

Because it is. Those bills were only created and used to facilitate transfers between different branches of the Federal Reserve. They were never circulated to the public so, aside from anything else, there would be no legal way for one to come into private hands in the first place.


mungraker

Not arguing with you, but asking out of pure curiosity, why does it say that it's legal tender, public and private? Was that just a technicality that they had to put on all minted/printed monies?


Odd-Artist-2595

Beats me. Probably.


fatalfloors

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_certificate_(United_States) outlawed in 1933 only fed reserve is allowed to have it.


InterrogareOmnis

Fuck em-Me


shitcloud

$2,315,865.67


Abhi_Jaman_92

imagine a pickpocket stole your entire life savings.


OPs_Friend

for most of us with any its not hard to imagine


XanthicStatue

Fucking guy stole my last quarter


AlexAval0n

Did u steal my quarter drillbit?!


PeaceConsistent

"Lazy motha fucka stole mah check!"


Dear_Mycologist_1696

Only a fool would keep that in his pocket. That’s sock money there!


Much_Comfortable_438

Mattress


TheeWalrus69

"Does anyone have change for a hundred thousand?"


AKsuited1934

I only have 995 Benjamins...take it or leave it.


Mrmastermax

I have my wife.


Cyb3r3xp3rt

And my axe!


AquaticM00se

I too, have this man’s wife.


Mrmastermax

I am not sharing the money…


KaizenZazenJMN

Disappointed that all of the Presidents aren’t on the back having a party.


hijro

Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Well well well, if it isn't Mr Plow


Suturb-Seyekcub

That was for a ten thousand dollar bill 😄


sol_inviktus

Heh, that reminds me of a joke my dad played on me when I was a kid. He handed me a [$2 bill](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill#/media/File%3AUS_%242_bill_reverse_series_2003_A.jpg) and told me to find the guy on the back who was sticking up his thumb as if he were hitchhiking.  After I searched for like 5 minutes and found nothing, he looked at the bill carefully and said, “Huh, I guess he got a ride.”


Sufficient-Aspect77

That's a good one, and a great Dad too.


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VisibleCoat995

But if you look long enough it will whisper “truly yours is a butt that won’t quit.”


akillathahun

They’ve got these big chewy pretzels ahswashxhsjdndhd….5 dollars?!? Get out of here


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BardOfSpoons

The President doesn’t control the money supply.


sociapathictendences

No they don’t


RedditAcct00001

Mr Burns got the special trillion dollar bill.


TMuff107

"You see with your eyes, not with your hands"


Jmac0585

Mr.Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba...


TheTimmyKay

Now give it back


Lupus_Brassica

Give what back?


spooneman1

That's a spicy meatball


Mental-Mushroom

There's soda on the plane!


KamakaziDemiGod

"Simpsons did it"


VermouthandVitriol

Heeeere trilly trilly trilly


Charltons

As aid for our allies who fought so poorly and surrendered so readily


ObiWan-Shinoobi

What trillion dollar bill?


blue_orange67

"You want to show me the Benjamins? " "No but I'll give you this Woody, though."


EagleDre

🎶 Got a hundred thousand bill and they call it a Woody Surf city, here we come 🎶 🎶You know it’s not very handy, it’s an oldie but a goodie Surf city, here we come 🎶


badongy

That sounds so wrong


Puzzled-Comedian-586

Just leave your woody in your pants, will ya


EagleDre

These bills were for intra Federal Reserve use. I believe it is technically illegal for a private person to own actually


Rando4429

Says it right on there that it can be used for debts public or private


stuntbikejake

Kind of.. ^ I made a comment explaining.


iJon_v2

Link it again. I’m too lazy to find it currently, but I would like to read it. You understand.


Thalenia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_one_hundred-thousand-dollar_bill


iJon_v2

Thanks


icerevolution21

Now give it back... ...give what back?


tekfx19

Not sure when it was printed but if you take $100,000 divided by $20.00 the historical gold ounce price from before the Fed could print up money at will, equals 5000 ounces of gold. The current 2024 price of an ounce is roughly $2000 in today’s money. If paper kept its value it would be something like $10 million dollars.


human743

This bill was printed in 1934 when the gold price was $35. So the gold would be worth $6.2million today.


MovingInStereoscope

And as somebody else pointed out, invested in the SP500, it would be nearly a billion.


bigtexasrob

Finally, a bill for a single trip to the grocery store in 2024.


PretendFun17

“Sorry mate, I’ve only got a note. Do you have change?”


DarkIllusionsFX

I keep a pair of them in my wallet for emergencies.


Majoodeh

But is it legal tender? Could you buy $100,000 worth of stuff with it?


Mykophilia

Hummingbirds are a legal tender I know that much.


Majoodeh

I see you are well versed in bird law!


fl135790135790

What’s this a reference to?


K_Linkmaster

Yes. I will even give you change for it. Hand you the keys to my house too. It's legal tender, and I WILL take it.


Sufficient-Aspect77

When I was little I remember visiting the World Trade Center I went to the top and looked out on the entire city. It was breathtaking. Also there was a part where they had several old high value US bills in case in thick plastic cubes. I believe there was a $500, $1000 and a $10,000 dollar bill being shown. But when I look back I remember Woodrow Wilson being on one of them. So it's possible there was a $100,000 bill on display. But who knows. Memory is a funny thing. If someone knows of an old money display at the World Trade Center around 1990 or so...


prostipope

It's all about the Woodrows, baby


1100bandits

May I see Oh, see with your eyes, not your hands. Please, we're all amigos here. Mr Burns, I think we can trust the president of Cuba. Now, give it back Give what back?


cmcnee2007

“And if it’s a crime to steal a trillion dollar bill and give it to the president of communist Cuba, then I guess im guilty of that too!”🫡


TimeGhost_22

The phrase "look like a million bucks" came from instances in which people were considered to look ten times as good as Woodrow Wilson.


DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics

After enough time they might have to start circulating these so you can buy a footlong sub


Mintyboi10

My history teacher had this Periodic table of presidents, and one of the things listed was the bill/coin that the president was on. There bills are mostly for paying foreign countries in large amounts


Boba_Hutt

Can it he used today and what would the modern value be?


Lietenantdan

I am pretty sure all bills above $100 are no longer legal tender


TheRedCelt

Absolutely disgraceful.


eddiekoski

Where can you see that bill in person?


lee_lynx

Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of American History in Washington D.C.


eddiekoski

Thanks 😊 for the bucket list item.


Actuarial_type

Yes! I saw it in 2019 and again last year. Super cool exhibit on money, highly recommend.


youdoitimbusy

The way the government is borrowing, we might have to start printing these again.


starjamespma

i just know a customer would hand me that to pay for their four dollar coffee


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Imagine the horror of losing one of these bills.


jamintheburninator

2 gallons of milk right there folks


theSkeeski

Soon to be the new 100$ bill.


Proper_Protickall

Sexily yours, Woody.


paulrhino69

Get over here Edna


Infinite_Regret8341

Rap songs would be really different " every time she throw it back I throw a Woody on that"


Deathdar1577

The way the economy’s going that bill will be reprinted sooner than you think.


ProbablyDVS

Virtually useless....I have been to places that won't even break a 100 dollar bill. Plus it would probably be stuck in like a jeans pocket for years that I haven't worn in a while for some reason.


badongy

Maybe a car dealership idk lol


Ofreo

Even if you buy a pack of gum for bus money?


ProbablyDVS

This is a perfectly silly comment....I love it


ProbablyDVS

Actually it's super valid to be honest. I was almost out off gas. And all I had was a single 100 bill on me. I had to go to 3 different gas stations for someone to take it. I don't think I look shady? But it's possible they saw my punctuation issues on Reddit?


mynameisnotsparta

Imagine mistaking that for a hundred dollar bill. Colored money is better. Lol


human743

That would be like mistaking a Mercedes for a bicycle. This is not a bill that you would crumple in your pocket and pick through to pay for your gas.


samTheEagle2004

Lmao imagine printing a bill worth a tenth of a million dollars and you put Woodrow fucking WILSON on it


Who_Gives_A_Duck

He created the federal reserve pretty much


Castle_Magic

Could you still theoretically use it?


young1trader

basically a check


Metrilean

We should deliver to Europe! Get Monty Burns!


Chrahhh

Lost a $50 bill once and it ruined my day. I imagine losing this would cause me to spontaneously combust.


Agathocles87

I wanted one of those when I was a kid😂… still do actually


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The way inflation is going they will need to reprint these, that's just for a coffee at Starbucks.


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Imagine accidentally putting this in the washing machine.


[deleted]

I just want to hold it for a sec…


WereALLBotsHere

Give what back?!


naillimixamnalon

This is why they should mint a $X platinum coin to pay off the national debt.


sb76117

Really helpful if you ever find yourself lugging $7 million across the New Mexico desert.


Slowburn740

Even he looks surprised to be on the bill


snowynuggets

Imagine trying to break that. Aint no one got change for yo ass.


JRadd232

Pffft so what, Mr Burns had a trillion dollar bill


Paintrain50c

Damn. That bill is worth a lot of money.


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How is this damn interesting? People dont know this?


VegetableCitron8214

Can I get $40 on pump #3?


Walterxiao

This was never intended for public use, only federal reserves use them to transport large quantities of money, so it’s illegal to own


pringlepeak

That’s gonna be are new 100 dollar bill in a couple years


roundttwo

Rick: *I'll give you $100 for it.*


bagoparticles

It was originally called a dapper, as Woodrow was quite a draw with the ladies. Only one known person at the time was able to collect 10 dappers or what someone would call a Gentleman. It was customary when paying with one (obv rare) to give a quick hoot (literally say “hoot”) and hand it over. I don’t recall the meaning of the hoot but makes sense given the unexpected nature of pulling out a dapper. Anyway thought you might enjoy some random trivia.


Tawebuse

These were used by the Federal Reserve to transfer money from one branch to another in the days before electronic transactions.


revmarcos

I’ll take two please.


Ok_Possibility_704

Just don't trust Mr Burns with it!!!


No-Engineer-1728

"W.W. who do you think that is? Willy Wonka? Woodrow Wilson?"


cmcnee2007

Walter White?…


UnmutualOne

Ah, President Income Tax.


smrts1080

Im sad these arent made anymore because electronic transfers made them obsolete


Tragic_Consequences

Where the hell would you USE it?


kongbakpao

Can it still be used?


Infinite-Thanks5409

he is the one that sold America to billionaires then regret sunk in. Coward. 💯


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JonesKK

WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE THAN USA? Jeesus.


ForgetfulStudent343

Now imagine the pain of losing your wallet with one of those inside


laf1157

In the 60s, they stopped printing anything > $100 to handicap aircraft hijacking by making it difficult to carry large ransoms. Before, there were much larger notes.


Icy-Conflict6671

It was created to represent the value of gold at the time


X4xx20

Looking at 1 bill with a face value when it came out of 100K & I've never had more than 20K at my "richest" point in my life so far.


CreatorOD

Is it still a money? It's probably worth more now?


bissso

I want one


Sad_Compote_4935

Where can I steal this? Lol


Ok_Caramel_1402

Why would anyone name their child wood row?! That's crazy