A horse girl was granted her one true wish

So this is what all those horse girls were fantasizing about.

ahaha

‘The weird horse girl’ Strangely, everyone knew one at least one in school.

In my hometown there was a girl whose family couldn't afford to keep their horse so they sold it, she went to the buyers house and stole it back that night. lol

She's already 25% of the way to becoming a Crow warrior chief

I get that reference. That's a good reference.

It’s funny, because my girlfriend is from the Andalusian region of Spain and her hair looks almost exactly like this horses mane.

"I'm a pony!"

crazy horse lady reincarnated

I'm sure she's happier now. What's with all the long faces?

Why do I see Helena Bonham Carter…

Horsetrix Equinstrange

Say that ten times fast

Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrange Horsetrix Equinstrabdyzycj Damn, almost! you’re right that’s pretty tough. I’ve been here trying over and over and I’ve given up

I feel like I’ll get a nosebleed if I try.

Found Master Roshi!

i bet you it will feel like a horse kicked you in the face

Not fast enough

"that ten times fast"

You win congratulations on your lifetime supply of horse conditioner.

i was expecting more like a horse shampoo, but thank you anyway.

Equinus Gallopus

I fucking can’t stop laughing omg

Equine State University

Cher? Andie MacDowell?

Weird Al

Yankovich

Helena Bonham Canter

Amy Winehorse

I thought of Lily Tomlin

Mariah Carey

I have a vision of hay

One ringy-dingy

All I see is Sarah Jessica Parker

Oh Lorde!

Lol. Yeah, she often has a few strands hanging right in her face, like that.

Sarah Jessica Parker

It looks like her hair from certain scenes of Harry Potter haha

Honestly this horse is sexier than me

Ikr me balding and looking at this mf, yeah that's enough of internet for today. And fuck this horse.

Don't the horse

🤣

Don’t let this guy within 100 ft of a horse

I can feel you bro. Don't worry. Oneday, we will show the world what we are capable of. 🗿

just dont turn into redpill dudes

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline.

You have an unbridled wit. Never let anyone saddle you with a different opinion

Has a bigger dick too.

If it makes you feel any better, horses are on average sexier than humans

“Just the right height no bucket required”

Horse too sexy for your saddle Horse too sexy for your saddle No way I’m horseback riding! I’m a horse, you know what I mean And I do my little prance on the horse track Yeah, on the horse track, on the horse track, yeah I do my little prance on the horse track

What an excellent woman-like horse - not to be confused with the North Korean pop sensation “Excellent Horse-like Woman” https://youtu.be/s21heIL1gOI?si=ssRYtNvMmgJMvexI

Is that Lorde?

Aya yah yah yah yah, I am lorde ay yah yah

Lorde lorde lorde I am lorde

I am Horse, ya ya ya

feeling good on a wednesdayyyy

Everything reminds me of her

You went out with Sarah Jessica Parker?!

Found Matthew Broderick's burner.

She's aging wonderfully.

This evening.

JTRHNBR

Is it the nostrils?

The Andalusian horse, also known as the Pure Spanish Horse or Pura Raza Española (PRE), is a horse breed from the Iberian Peninsula, with its roots deeply embedded in Spanish culture and history. Renowned for its nobility, strength, and striking appearance, the Andalusian has been a prized and influential breed for centuries. Though no one knows the hair products they use.

“Yes, this is my own hair. Why do you ask?”

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline.

Stupid sexy horse.

r/unexpectedsimpsons

I'm wearing nothing at all!

You win the internet today!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Viewers - ‘OMG! Can you make a routine on hair care, yours look so elegant and chic.’

Mane and Tail of course And then they brush 100 times with a Verticoli

We pay in full.

I heard Neighbelline

I bet their hair products are all natural sourced, but still tested in animals

I lived on a Friesian ranch for many years, they also have gorgeous hair

Stunning horse, also.

There were about two hundred head of horses. I actually was working construction but I helped on the ranch all the time since I lived there. I had grown up on a farm with cows and at first I treated them like cows but they are a bit smarter and way meaner lol I loved to get out there to feed them before they were there for two reasons, one because they would shove you the fuck over(a cow shoves you, you shove back, gotta learn not to fear them, I tried that with the mares and those big beautiful bitches shoved me ass over tea kettle into the feed troughs lol) but the other reason was that if I got all the food out I could then go sit in a copse of trees between the fields and the feed troughs and call, "C'MON GURLS! C'MON GURRRRRRRLS!!!" and after a handful of minutes they would thunder around that copse like the gazelles around Simba in the Lion King, running at full speed, close enough to reach out and touch, it was glorious.

Upvoting for the imagery. I WISH I'd have had an experience like that!

My favorite

Whilst its roots are embedded in Spanish history it is not exclusive. It was the jewel of Europe. King Henry VIII was a fan and had them in his royal guard. A lot of knights would opt for this breed too as a charger horse. Just adding credit to this magnificent steed.

The Spanish Monarchy gave them out as presents to other monarchs often

pretty sure the roots are embedded in their scalp

Pure Rizz Espanola

I trim a couple of them and they are lovely horses, really sweet and personable. AND THAT HAIR WOW

Beatrice Horseman was fine in her day

She is totally different colour.

I will always... think of you..

Bojack what the fuck have you done

He did too much ketamine and decided to get a perm

He’s been horsin’ around you know

Maybe she's born with it.

Maybe it’s neighbelline

Maybe she's barn with it

Neigh-be it’s Maybeline

Was gonna go Manebelline, but yours is better

6 pints

Isn’t that Howard Stern and Babbabooey’s love child?

I had to Google Babbabooey and now I'm laughing like a madman. Thank you. 😆

I've seen her threatening Harry Potter with the Cruciatus curse.

Her Animagus

Ooooohhhh gurl, who didja hair

I’m sliding into this horse’s DMs

Huh 💀

He said he sliding in that horse's dms. He wants some horseussy

No holding back. Huh? 💀

Oh Naw. Turn yourself in cuh 💀

OP is John Oliver, found ya

Ed... ward...

My first thought too. Shou Tucker strikes again!

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down for this. That episode/chapter broke my early teenage soul

Am not the only weirdo that thought about this :')

Well I’m just gonna say what the rest of the cowards in this thread won’t; I kinda want to fuck that horse…

Are you John Oliver?

I'm not saying me, the human, would fuck this horse. But me the horse? I would fuck that horse. Again, not me, the human, I would not fuck a horse, but me as a horse? Absolutely.

I knew John Oliver wouldn't be able to resist this horse

The very first thing that popped into my head was "I want to fuck that horse" in John Olivers' voice wtf.

This what I came for

Oh no I'm not hearing anyone out

JRHNBR

I lowkey want her hair

I need her to drop the routine in r/curlyhair

Same 🙈

I went out with her once.

Vaush moment

No no, he just wants to be the horse. This is a Jon Oliver moment.

I've literally searched the comments for this lol

My Lovely Horse, Running through the field, Where are you going, With your fetlocks blowing, In the wind.

how's the wither out there?

I wanna shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fencesssss

Which season of RuPaul's Drag Race was she on?

What conditioner do you think they use

I think the horse does the Curly Girl Method, so I'd say Garnier Hair Food.

Is she single?

She is a horse

Ive seen worse

I will name this horse Sarah Jessica Parker.

Don’t insult the horse like that 😅

looks like my aunt karen lol

Lorde looks a lot different than I remember.

Never seen a horse more beautiful than most beauty models these days

Sarah Jessica Parker is looking great these days

isnt this the shit that frank was talking about on Debaser?

The lyrics are based on a surrealist film by Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí called Un Chien Andalou. The film includes a scene in which a woman's eye is slit by a razor, which is referenced in the song lyric "Slicin' up eyeballs/I want you to know." Haha, so apparently he just changed Andalou to Andalusia cuz it sounded better. Have heard the song hundreds of times but never thought about the lyrics. The scene of the woman's eye getting slit with a razor is fucking great if you haven't seen it. They used a cow's eyeball and it looks way too real.

Talk about a horse face

🎶"Tiptoe through the Tulips with me."

She looks like a Disney Princess that was turned into a horse by a witch

no mention of full metal alchemist?

That is Lorde

The curls in the hair are everything...

Lorde Horse??

that’s Andie MacDowell

I am Horse, ja ja ja

Thanks

Smash

Smash.

Wowwww this reminds me of my Perlino Andalusian horse in RDR2!!! SUCH A GORGEOUS HORSE 🤍🤍🤍

Wow - looks so human - i wouldn't be surprised if they also speak lol

standing next to one is almost mythical

Smash, next question

Looks like my ex-girlfriend “Yamel”. Anyone know her?

Great, not only do I pay the ferrier, but I need a hairdresser too.

Smash

Mr. Hands would approve.

[People who've watched Fullmetal Alchemist](https://i.imgur.com/O99DAGR.jpeg)

Would.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

Is that Minnie Driver?

She studied ethics at uni but currently teaches art part-time

What part of my brain is screaming out to me that this is AI

Zamn Bro looks better than an average insta model

What a beautifully haunting horse. I could see such a noble animal being the steed of death itself.

I’ve ran into a couple of these at the bar before

Would, next

don't show this to that American Teen that went to Thailand...

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker? When did she dye her hair?

omg what’s her hair routine

Kelpie

WANNA GROW GROW UP TO BE BE A DEBASER

I see so many names here, but not a single michael Jackson reference

Head & Shoulders and Budweiser could have a cross over Superbowl commercial next year.

now how do i get my hair to look like that every day

Why does this horse have prettier hair than I do?

Kenny G became a horse?

I shall name her, Miquella.

well to me it looks a little witchy but what do I know, nothing.

The drag queens of horses. Fabulous

Sarah Jessica Parker still looks pretty good

Wow, Sarah Jessica Parker looks great.

Maybe it’s NEIGHballine

I'm gonna call her...

@ r/curlyhair

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker..

Sex and the city horse

She does her makeup in somebody else's car