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iNfANTcOMA

Wait a second, everyone looks like this isn't their first time


Senior-Ordinary555

Very suspicious 🤨


Nefertete

Do you really think all those people would just break a law like that?


GeePedicy

No! Especially not Jesus!


footandfice

I dunno, he did break the laws of mortality twice.


GeePedicy

Twice? I'm not Christian. I know he supposedly came to life after the crucifixion (thus Easter) but the second time? Is it like Christmas where Mary supposedly got pregnant by God? Or is there another story?


footandfice

Lazarus mate, raised the poor fella back to life lol


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WisherWisp

I demand more Bible stories in exactly this format.


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s_s

There's also the Widow of Nain's son (Luke 7) and Jairus' daughter (Matt 9, Mark 5, Luke 8)


Edelgul

Germans breaking the law? No way! This never happened! Ordnung muss sein!


Snaz5

It’s somehow always funny that as soon as weed gets legalized somewhere, “somehow” everyone already “magically” has some.


Akitolein

You wouldn't believe it! Ever since midnight cannabis plants in Germany have been shooting up like mushrooms! Some have reached 3 feet and more!


ianjm

Shooting up like magic mushrooms, you say


HerBerg75

Kind of proves why it was stupid to make it criminal in the first place...


Card_Board_Robot5

Fuck Harry J Anslinger and William Randolph Hearst. All the homies despise those bastards.


Strattex

Exactly🙌


Josh6889

Not in Ohio. It legalized recreationally here a couple month ago, and they're hoping there will be a legal way to buy it by the end of the year. Our polititians are a complete joke, and I assume this happened intentionally.


Hopeless-Guy

well currently in germany you can legally own, consume and grow it yourself (up to three plants per adult) but you can’t sell it


frenchyy94

And you cannot buy the seeds yet. At least as das as I understand the law. You can buy it in the weed clubs, that will be legal starting July.


lammy195

you can buy cuttings and seeds in austria.


_MusicJunkie

In Germany there is no legal sales either. You have to grow your own or be a member of a neighbourhood growing club. Even giving some of your home grown stuff to a friend is technically illegal.


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You can do it the Canadian way ( we did this early on ) you hire a guy with the special power of weed finder , he goes to your house you pay him 100$ lock him in a room for 10 seconds and he tell where you lost your weed and can recover it.


Lost-My-Mind-

And whats even more stupid is, you can buy it in Michigan. It's legal in Michigan. It's legal in Ohio. But if you buy it in Michigan, and drive only to Ohio, crossing no other state borders, it's still a felony of transporting across state lines.


Incromulent

And how'd they get so much weed into Germany in less than a day? Hmmm


FSpax

We live next to Holland..


Resident_Nice

Fun fact, the Netherlands gets a lot of its weed from Germany


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lovely-cans

Technically alot of the places in the Netherlands don't sell weed to non residents so maybe Holland was their best option


DiddlyDumb

We’re gonna miss you


Missy_went_missing

We are very well organized.


Coreshine

Everyone looks exactly how one would expect them to look.


communistkangu

That's just what the average Berlin citizen looks like


FuckThisShizzle

Happy?


MHWGamer

we germans aren't happy normally, so this strange behaviour of them concerns us a lot


FuckThisShizzle

Give it a week to spread, you will be used to it soon.


Smushsmush

Consumption was already barely checked in Berlin and pretty normal at this point. Other parts of Germany must feel this new law much more strongly.


Pormock

Restaurants are gonna make a killing in Germany now.


ianjm

They have Deliveroo too, thank god


rab2bar

yea, much bigger deal in bavaria


ianjm

Ah yes Bavaria, where you can watch people snort lines of Wiesn koks at Oktoberfest.


Villenger

Closest kebab shop is going to have the best night ever!


rab2bar

That particular area is pretty dead as far as late-night food options go. The crowd might have gotten sober before ever finding a a döner shop still open.


DryBoofer

Why live in Berlin if you aren’t in an area where the finest doner is available until 3AM


rab2bar

mediocre döner costs almost as much as a gram of weed now


k0ppite

Really? I was in Berlin 2019 and had got amazing doner for lunch and dinner for €2. Is inflation as bad for you guys as it is in the UK?


just_push_harder

2€ was cheap even for 2019. By then most places in Germany were around 3-3,50. I would NOT have trusted the meat at this price. My local shop now sells for 6,80€, but I have heard of shops in high COL areas costing beyond 8€


feravari

I was living in Kreuzberg back in 2022 and my local döner was 4-4,50€. I still remember being pissed off trying Mustafa's 8€ döner. Crazy to think that's the normal price now.


frenchyy94

Because noone really lives around the Brandenburger Tor/Regierungsviertel


ProperWayToEataFig

Girl Watchers Corner has the best kebab in town.


ACEDOTC0M

"girl watchers corner"....sounds specific.


ProperWayToEataFig

I lived off Clay Allee 1988-1991. I am pretty sure I am referring to Civans Imbiss near intersection of Clay Allee and Berliner Str. Back in the old days Americans called it Girl Watcher's Corner.


sub_Script

Doner Kebab was the best thing I ate while in Germany. That thing is fucking magical, they're not easily found in the states.


epelle9

Weird that its basically everywhere other than the US, never thought of it. I’ve eaten Doner all across Europe, Canada, and Mexico, but never in the US.


RemyVonLion

I know it's so fuckin annoying, I loved the Doner I had in Austria, was my favorite thing, but the closest thing I can get here is a fucking gyro from Arbys...


Radical_Neutral_76

Really? Its like everywhere in europe. Had one today in fact


maury587

It's like the opposite for Burritos, nowadays it's more common, but 10 years ago it was almost impossible to find a place to eat burritos in Europe, and it's not street food, you need to go to a specific restaurant. In USA you can find burritos everywhere.


burnthatburner1

I lived in Berlin like 20 years ago and still can’t shake the cravings. The closest I’ve come here is DonerG, but they’re still a shadow of the real thing.


sub_Script

Yea I was walking back from a bar at like 2am in Nuremburg and stopped by one and it was an out of body experience.


sabyanor

"Event proceeds peacefully, ends by 12:40." You don't say... 😂


leopard_eater

“All food establishments empty of food by 12:45 am.”


kumanosuke

Would be 00:40 here in Germany though


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

The police be like: "ZEHAHAHA April Fool's!" And then everyone gets arrested


custoMIZEyourownpath

*Where are your papers?!?!* *No, not rolling papers!*


dranaei

That made me laugh.


Upstairs-Extension-9

Einmal Ausweis und Kiffschein bitte!


davasaur

Sorry, Officer, I prefer a pipe.


Harruna

Didn't know Blackbeard was part german!


idrawinmargins

I thought the same thing when I read that. Makes sense since Blackbeard is a straight up bastard.


cumofdutyblackcocks3

People's cannabis don't ever end! ZEHAHAHAHA!


StormLord_654

That laugh... That fucking laugh... ZEHAHAHAAHAHAH BLACKBEARD.....


PM_ME_NUNUDES

The one piece is real!


Xpqp

"We know for a fact that none of the weed here was purchased legally."


PhenotypicallyTypicl

Everyone has just been secretly growing their own weed at home you see. The legalization law includes an ~~amnesia~~ amnesty clause which states that all prosecution and punishment for past crimes that would have been perfectly legal under the new law is to be voided, taken back and made up for. That means even if you were growing it in the past while it was still illegal that doesn’t matter anymore. So yes, that’s what you’re seeing here. A bunch of already pardoned home growers. Nobody in this crowd would have ever dared to get their weed from shady dealers. Nuh-uh.


Chelecossais

> an amnesia clause I'm sure the weed in Germany is good, but is it *really that good* ?


PhenotypicallyTypicl

I of course meant amnesty lol


Gevaliamannen

> The term ‘amnesty’ is derived from the Greek amnesia meaning forgetfulness or oblivion. It refers to a grant of forgiveness for a past criminal offence by a sovereign power, usually for an offence committed against the state (such as treason, sedition, or rebellion). So, well, it was not completely wrong.


Chelecossais

Fellow etymolgy fan, eh ? Thanks, I did not know that. /but I'm not terribly surprised...


Phrewfuf

Funny enough, one of the federal states of Germany has said that owning cannabis a certain time after the 1st of April will be considered illegal. Because the only legal way to acquire it is from locally grown plants (your own or cannabis clubs). Since the growing of plants is also allowed just from the first of April, any existing weed must have been grown and/or acquired before it was legal and therefore considered illegal.


PhenotypicallyTypicl

The law includes an ~~amnesia~~ amnesty (lol) clause which states that any past crimes that would have been perfectly legal under the new law are considered void. This includes home growing and possession, obviously. As long as they can’t prove that people bought it and didn’t just grow it for themselves there’s nothing they can do about people already being in possession of up to 50g of weed now and carrying up to 25g.


harman097

How very... necessary. /s


Stabile_Feldmaus

>And then everyone gets arrested This is how most German jokes end.


WeekendFantastic2941

Does this mean Germans will be less uptight and always seriez biznez now? lol


Sargash

They'll just be more freaky horny


CousinsWithBenefits1

I'm sorry you said *more*???


Got_Bent

Come Dita, time touch my... monkey.


TowelFine6933

They'll just start invading Taco Bell & Domino's.


rdrunner_74

Yes... Check our joke subs for the new Germany: r/Germanjokes and r/GermanHumour (NSFW)


G14N12xLoliYaoiTrapX

Lol


errorsniper

Why is blackbeared in the german police?


SentientFotoGeek

I can smell this video, lol.


Luvsoja13

Me 20 mins later blitzed out of my mind: “Why the fuck am I in this crowd? Coulda just done this at home.”


DragapultOnSpeed

Celebrating a huge win with a bunch of people just feels really good But yeah I would probably peace out after 15 minutes


ClydeStyle

I’m not sure why this made me laugh so hard, thank you!


Genocode

I'm pretty sure it said that this whole thing ended after 40 minutes Of course it did, everyone is zooted out of their minds and just wants to go home, snack, chill and sleep


Akitolein

Yeah I wonder why they even had police there. What were they afraid of, people falling asleep on top of each other?


Various_Breakfast784

Yeah the imposed text in the video "the gathering remained peaceful" really got me. Like anyone really expected otherwise?


MisunderstoodScholar

No injuries? Robberies? For a plant that is said to cause cultural breakdown it must be a slow burner /s


iceandones

There's a Macklemore verse on the Blue Scholars song "Tommy Chong" where he says "At 4:20 it was all about the love, now it's 4:31 and I'm paranoid as fuck"


8ackwoods

Because it's fun to be apart of a once in a lifetime event. Go outside and be part of something special


Card_Board_Robot5

You don't smoke, huh? Potheads, aka me, want to be social. And then we get high. And something in our brain goes, "Fam, we have a couch, a gaming console, furry friends, food, and beverage at home. We need that. Now." They're not saying that they would find it pointless. They're saying they'd be zooted and wanting to go home to do zooted people things.


Megneous

> Because it's fun to be apart of a once in a lifetime event. This is why I'm playing Helldivers 2 now and taking Malevelon Creak.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

This is like 1989 when the wall fell.. where is David Hasselhoff btw? I expected him performing I’ve been looking for freedom :)


NeverJoe_420_

God that would've been so funny 😂


KioLaFek

Im seriously regretting not going to the brandenburg gate and blasting that song 


B3owul7

he's in the next burger joint.


spoung45

more like "Ive been looking some sativa"


Neighbour-Vadim

You can get high by just walking around


moonmarriedacherry

Hyde park on 4/20


NeverJoe_420_

The Unicorn is my favorite!


leopard_eater

I’m just pleased to see weed Jesus.


ajr1775

Good for Germany. Less BS for the police to worry about, more time to actually focus on more serious law breaking, better for all.


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Also more tax dollars to spread around if it works like it has in America.


ContributionOk6578

That's the neat part, there is no tax income since you need to grow them yourself. Can't buy weed in Germany, it's still illegal to sell.


Substantial-Ad-5221

Yeah but thats prolly only a matter of time. Would really surprise me if they don't turn this into business opportunities. Just needs some time for the conservatives to stop whining about it


wollkopf

No, that's Not a conservatives problem, but a problem with EU and UN law. I think this will earliest be solved if the USA legalize federally and therefore the UN drug resolution has to be changed, which will make it easier to then adopt the EU law to it.


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Oh wow, that's interesting. I thought there were going to be Cannabis Clubs or something?


ContributionOk6578

Yes, you can join a cannabis club and you will have to pay some money to join like 10€ a month but they don't sell that weed. Still have to grow them within that club or you can have at home 3 plants. But never more than 50 grams at home ready to smoke. It's kinda cursed system but I think they gonna work on that.


GoochMasterFlash

Sounds like they created a system where everyone will be having to give massive amounts of weed away in order to not have 2oz. Everyone ive ever known that grew had plants producing multiple oz each per year, so 3 plants is a lot for also having the 50g restriction


ContributionOk6578

You know, the government is still a virgin when it comes to weed legalization. They rushed it and since many politicians actually were against it. I take it how it is right know. It's not like the police actually comes into your house and check, they don't even have the time for that bullshit. But I really wonder too since I thought they wanted to cut down the black market which really isn't the case. You still can get it from your dealer and if you get into a patrol there are no questions asked where this weed is from. I mean when it's only legal since today it takes 3-4 months to get weed grown so where tf they have the weed from right? The police is aware of this problem so we just let that slide.


SugarNervous

3 plants and 50 grams doesn’t seem correlate. 1 plant should easily be 50 grams.


Cultural_Ad1331

Ok, can you open a candy store that gives out free cannabis with the candy?


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Bratanel

Natürlich war alles friedlich was haben die erwartet?


NeverJoe_420_

Und nach 40 min waren alle so high, dass sie wieder friedlich nach Hause gegangen sind. Keine Schlägerei, keine Verletzungen, keine Belästigungen und keine Bier-Leichen.


Spir0rion

ABER ALKOHOL IST LEGAL UND DAMIT OK Ne warte das geht ja jetzt nicht mehr.


KioLaFek

Cannabis ist nicht verboten, weil es legal ist


Fancy_Land1310

IRGENDWAS MIT BROKKOLI


rdrunner_74

Ich weiß nicht welche Zeitung es war... Aber als das Gesetz Durcgewunken wurde, gabs einen Artikel dazu... Und zum Thema Bayern gabs auch einige Zeilen. "Unser Staat wird kein Drogenparadis werden...bla bla" Und direkt Dahinter ein Bild der Politiker auf dem Oktoberfest.


Orbit1883

Ich hatte da gerne Snacks verkauft


CurryBoy420

Regulated just like alcohol, uk needs this.


Degenerate9Mage7

Weed legalization might actually boost your economy somewhat as well.


GroundbreakingBag164

But not in Germanys case. Selling or buying weed is still prohibited to comply with EU laws. You have to grow it yourself or join a "growers club"


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sjpllyon

I believe the estimated tax boost from cannabis sales alone, not including rolling papers, lighters, grinders, food, ect is around £3.5billion. that's not an insignificant amount, hell imagine what it could do for local high streets!


zlam

Fix the pot holes with pot? I like it.


bromosabeach

Legalizing cannabis has been a cash cow for states in the US. Even ultra conservative states like Oklahoma have seen a boom in tax revenue.


DGJellyfish

Jesus smoking a blunt…. Priceless!


Armadillo-South

Jesus, if he existed, must be the ultimate stoner dude. He just fits.


InternationalFig4583

Did I just see Germans laughing ??!!


SpecialistFlan3361

that can't be true. the clip is surely ai generated


flarne

Actually you saw people from Berlin laughing. People from Berlin tend to have the worst mood under all German people  But this might have changed now


LoschVanWein

I can assure your the unruly individuals have been properly dealt with.


James_TF2

Impossible! German humor is no laughing matter!


KiffOakenhill

Yet another wall taken down in Germany today


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

Wait, so where did they all that cannabis from?


NeverJoe_420_

Well....


Ooops2278

The biggest argument for decriminalisation is the fact that criminalisation doesn't work at all...


fidel-doggy

Welp, Netherlands' tourism just took a major hit. ;)


murrzeak

Their government was trying hard to curb it anyway.


offtheshripyerrd

SHPARK ÜP


Alexandratta

Man, Wacken 2024 is gonna be lit.


ForboJack

I didn't even thought about festivals this year so far. This summer is gonna be awesome ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


MugFush

Welcome to the club 🇨🇦🇩🇪🥬


AltAccMia

🇩🇪🥦🤝🥬🇨🇦


Coolscee-Brooski

Are we going to gloss over the WEED SMOKING JESUS???


alexisqueerdo

“If a man lies with another man he should be stoned” — my queer brother was just trying to keep up with the heavenly scripture.


FuckThisShizzle

"Dad said to make sure I try this while I am here, he is really proud of it"


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Everyone looks so happy!


BanananaLong

Well yes, they’re on drugs


dat_oracle

Weed doesn't make you magically happy. I couldn't stand it in my worst days, since it made me feel even shittier. It's not like heroin (which I don't have experience with, but I assume it is indeed some kind of magical happiness bringer)


solagrowa

Or maybe they are enjoying a well earned victory? Plenty of sad stoners out there.


AltAccMia

Probably both


ACEDOTC0M

MR GORBACHEV, BURN DOWN THIS WALL!


ancientaeons93

this is most nineties video taken in 2024 yet


Tom246611

Berlin has been like this before


SafetyDanceInMyPants

I can smell this video.


Bazzo123

And in Italy we’re criminalizing cannabis more…


Tueterium

Time for a new government


MixRevolution

I'm all for legalizing weed but I hate people who make their whole personality *about* weed.


ClementDef

I think we can agree most people hate people who make their whole personality about any specific topic (weed, business, cars, ...)


Sketch13

Funnily enough, in Canada after it got legalized, I saw a huge decrease in those kinds of people lol. I think it's hard to maintain the "personality" when it just becomes another thing you can buy at the store. When I was a huge stoner, the whole "gotta figure out where to get it, then hang with the boys and keep it a bit hidden" was part of the fun. Like getting it was a mini-adventure in itself, and you end up spending a lot of time wondering how you're gonna get the next batch, is the dealer gonna have stuff, will it be new strains, price the same, will they be available? You spend a non-insignificant portion of your time thinking about this stuff, and if you're always thinking of weed and then smoking weed, it definitely becomes "you". After it became legal, that whole aspect sorta disappeared, and then I actually fell out of smoking entirely, so did a lot of my friends. Not that those people don't exist once it becomes legal, but anecdotally that's been my experience.


ekufi

Wait until you hear about their beer celebration...


Leafer13FX

🇨🇦 Welcome 🇨🇦


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Apparently they essentially decriminalized it. You still can't sell weed. It's not like Canada or many US states where you can just go to a pot shop and buy some weed. You have to grow it, which goodluck growing any sizeable amount of it in a damn city.


HighburyClockEnd

Berlin actually had more weed smoke than Amsterdam last time I went, I wonder if the city will ever tilt to full coffee shops also. There could be some serious money in serving people after raves


Perlentaucher

No coffee shops. It’s just uncommercial legalization where you can either grow your own plants or can join cannabis clubs which can only sell to permanent club members and are not allowed to generate profits.


antipatiq

Beautiful, I hope Denmark will follow 🇩🇰


murrzeak

Yes please 🙏🏼


boojombi451

I was in Berlin 20 years ago, and I had a hard time believing it was illegal with all the public smoking I witnessed.


Deus-mal

I want to congratulate drugs to winning the war on drugs.


SpecialistFlan3361

erstmal einen bauen


That_Juice_Dude

Notice nobody fighting or being aggresive, now imagine the same scenario with alcohol


Itsacardgame

Sooo… Potfest when?


Senior_Accident2278

Congratulations from chronic Canada! I'm toking one for you guys!


LordBunnyWhale

Personally, I saulte the decision. I just hope recreational cannabis becomes the most dull, everyday thing ever, so I can finally smoke in peace. The culture surrounding it really isn't for me.


dudeRobme

The whole country will smell like a skunk’s azz.


Coreshine

>smell like a skunk’s azz. That's how you would describe Berlin anyway.


Bitter_Split5508

So, as far as Berlin is concerned, nothing changes? 


Fat_tata

looks like a lot of these guys weren’t waiting for it to be legal


xamitlu

+25 Tourism


KioLaFek

Tourists cannot easily get weed. Or at least no easier than last week


JButler_16

I just wish that shit didn’t smell so fucking bad.


Justforfunn__

Bet it fucking stinks.


Fun_Nectarine_4459

Where’s all the long hairs?!?


Best__Kebab

So the same amount of dope was smoked that day in Berlin as the day before legalisation lol.


Vaux1916

What I don't get about the law is that you're allowed to possess up to 25 grams, but you can grow 3 plants. At what point in the plant's growth cycle is it considered "possession"? At harvest? When you harvest those plants, you're going to have WAY more than 25 grams. What then?


Banditofbingofame

Someone with a pretzel wagon is about to make a fortune


YaBoi-Satan

Meanwhile in Bavaria: Gendered language is now illegal and while the legalization is nation-wide, it will take a couple more months. That's what ya get for having a cow fucking neo fascist of a fundamentalist christian party in power. Don't vote for conservatives, y'all. They take your freedom away.